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the 10% who apparently lack object permanence

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

I would try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

I might just take the rest of the day off and do even more nothing than usual.

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

I am pretty sure these ‘journalists’ were not always such a bootlicking sycophants.

Boeing: repeatedly making the case for high speed rail.

Today’s gop: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

… pundit janitors mopping up after the gop

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

America is going up in flames. The NYTimes fawns over MAGA celebrities. No longer a real newspaper.

This blog will pay for itself.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

These days, even the boring Republicans are nuts.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

Trump should be leading, not lying.

GOP baffled that ‘we don’t care if you die’ is not a winning slogan.

Is trump is trying to break black America over his knee? signs point to ‘yes’.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

Someone should tell Republicans that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, or possibly the first.

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

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Very Cool

by John Cole|  March 31, 20034:01 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Media

I don’t care what you think about his politics, I think it is pretty damn cool that Gary Hart has a weblog. HE should have named it the ‘Monkey Business,’ so then we wouldn’t even have to deal with the issue when some arsehole reporter tries to make a big deal of it- that story just isn’t going to have legs in the post-Clinton world, but you know some jerk will bring it up.

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Cry Me A River

by John Cole|  March 31, 20033:50 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: War

Atrios and Digby are upset that some Iraqi unlawful combatants might get sent to Guantanamo Bay, where they will be showered, fed, provided with clothing and safety, and perhaps questioned. In other news:

Three US troops were wounded , one seriously, after Iraqi soldiers used a Red Crescent ambulance to stage an attack in southern Iraq, an AFP correspondent reported.

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Smart Bombs, Stupid People

by John Cole|  March 31, 20033:44 pm| 3 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

Are Peter Arnett and Geraldo Rivera so stupid that they repel smart bombs? Should we test this premise?

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Riskier Than Risky?

by John Cole|  March 31, 20033:40 pm| 4 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

What is riskier than a war to the DNC? Why, tax cuts, of course:

Dear ,

Senate Democrats won a huge victory for working families this week, winning a crucial vote to cut by more than half President Bush’s latest scheme to give an enormous tax cut to the wealthiest sliver of Americans.

Every Democrat in the Senate chamber voted to slash Bush’s tax giveaway from $726 billion to $350 billion, protecting the future of all Americans by dedicating the savings to protecting Social Security!

… But Now Bush Is Using the War to Justify Risky Tax Scheme

But this fight is far from over. The White House proved it will say anything to pass its enormous tax scheme, even using the military conflict in Iraq to find an advantage.

White House spokesman Ari Fleischer told reporters that we need the Bush tax scheme “so that when our men and women in the military return home, they’ll have jobs to come home to.”

Not only is this a shameful political exploitation of the men and women who are putting their lives in danger, but it’s also misleading.

Under a 1994 law passed by the Democratic Congress and President Clinton, employers must reinstate reservists who return from active service.

Yawn. A pox on Ari Fleischer for stupid remarks (although in the abstract, accurate), a pox on the DNC for trying to get mileage out of this.

(Via Drudge- so take this with a grain of salt)

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Fan Mail

by John Cole|  March 29, 20032:09 pm| 5 Comments

This post is in: Humorous

From “Jim and Lisa”

“yuor a fucking traitor”

Thanks for all the great comments, and don’t forget to check out the amazon wish list down on the right, paypal is nice, too.

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Irony at Its Best

by John Cole|  March 27, 20033:48 pm| 10 Comments

This post is in: Humorous

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Jessica Lynch

by John Cole|  March 27, 20032:10 pm| 257 Comments

This post is in: War

The SUN is reporting that America has lost its first female soldier, West Virginian Jessica Lynch.

*** Update ***

The military reports that she is MIA, so, as several commenters noted, it is too early to give up hope. Pray she makes it home.

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