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The Kids Aren’t Alright

by John Cole|  June 21, 200312:22 pm| 4 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

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I just saw the most annoying kid I have ever seen on television on MSNBC. He was the “O” in a set of four kids from Iowa, each with their own letter on their shirt. They were going to some sort of Democrat event or another, and they were asking the students why they were there (they were college age). They all gave their reasons, then this snot nosed brat said:

“I like John Kerry because of his military background and I want a President who will use the military to do something other than protect his oil interests.”

He then looked around for nodding approvals from his comrades, all while displaying a smug smile of sanctimony and utter pleasure in his actions, not unlike a toddler doing the business on the pot. I had the sudden urge to just rip his arms off and beat him with the bloody stumps.

Congrats, loony libs- another young mind who uses your insane talking points instead of thinking. I wish I had beaten more kids like this up when I was younger and could get away with it.

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  1. 1.

    The Liberal

    June 21, 2003 at 10:05 pm

    Congrats, loony righies- another young mind who uses your insane talking points instead of thinking.

  2. 2.

    Kyle Williams

    June 21, 2003 at 10:08 pm

    Oops…I was talking about this kid.

  3. 3.

    Andrew Lazarus

    June 22, 2003 at 11:57 am

    Beat me to it.

    Readers, click the “Kyle Williams” link in the second comment for the goose-gander proof.

    (Incidentally, I kinda agree with the original post, too, but I sure didn’t when I was 14.)

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    The Lonewacko Blog

    June 23, 2003 at 12:57 am

    THE BRONX — Outspoken white arch-conservative home-schooled Oklahoman Kyle Williams met his “opposite number” earlier today at the Columbia University forum “Conservatism: Disease or fad?” His opponent in the debating match was Keshawn Abdullah Gonzalez, a public-schooled African-Hispanic-Arabic-Inuit-Italian-Thai-Other-Asian-Pacific-Islander resident of the Bronx, who writes a column for the Village Voice, a newspaper. “Wow, you’re so normal and I’m not. I’m a weirdo from Oklahoma,” a source reported someone overhearing Kyle Williams say to someone.

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