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Star Wars Kid

by John Cole|  July 11, 20032:21 pm| 11 Comments

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It doesn’t matter how many times I watch this, it makes me laugh.

Balloon Juice presents, via Rock 103, the Star Wars Kid. Here is another version, and here he is redone ala The Matrix.

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  1. 1.

    michael

    August 21, 2003 at 10:06 pm

    this is the most funniest shit i have ever seen in my life

  2. 2.

    chris

    August 22, 2003 at 10:49 am

    funny. even better than matrix reloaded!

  3. 3.

    METLHEDD

    August 22, 2003 at 6:48 pm

    Stupid. You all need your ass’s kicked if you thought that was funny. Dude put down the dope and pick up a dumbbell, no not what you have in your hand now, have some pride!!! METL

  4. 4.

    Lisa

    August 23, 2003 at 1:08 am

    I thought the kid was going to hurt himself. I also thought he was going to bust the camera. I especially like the part where he hits the wall with the stick trips over his discarded coat on the floor and almost falls down. Look at those chubby legs go!

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    Chris L

    October 21, 2003 at 4:02 am

    by far the funniest thing i have seen, the kid is really gonna be pissed off about it being all over the net

  6. 6.

    terran_0123

    November 26, 2003 at 6:09 pm

    anyone who teases this kid deservs to have his ass kicked i bet u would be crying if this where u

  7. 7.

    Jonty

    December 9, 2003 at 10:12 am

    Ummm, This is really funny. Oh, and if you think its all sad that I think so, then he shouldn’t have let his asshole friends get thier hands on it…

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    lisa

    January 22, 2004 at 5:18 pm

    i think it’s horrible that somebody would do something like that to soemone…i personally feel bad for the guy…literally i would die if that happened to me…see…we learned about what happened to him at school in keyboarding and i think it’s wrong…and i just wanted to say hey to mrs. duhon!!!

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    lefou

    February 10, 2004 at 12:01 am

    HEHEHEH i think thats it’s a really good thing for Ghyslain. I’ts sure that for now he doesn’t reallise that, but in futur i’m sure that it will apport a lots of good thing for him. Hey wake up all the world know you..your really lucky… So now find some thing to advertise and become a Star $$$$$$ Ghyslain…

    And i’m proud to have made my own video with him…

  10. 10.

    Yoda

    April 23, 2004 at 10:20 pm

    NEW Star Wars Kid video just released. See SWK 2.0.1 – The Aftermath – at http://www.22ndstreetproductions.com

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    brunolefou.com

    June 28, 2004 at 8:12 pm

    Come see the latest movie of star wars kid here….http://www.brunolefou.com

    ALSO WILLIAM HUNG!!!

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