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Star Wars Kid

by John Cole|  July 11, 20032:21 pm| 11 Comments

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It doesn’t matter how many times I watch this, it makes me laugh.

Balloon Juice presents, via Rock 103, the Star Wars Kid. Here is another version, and here he is redone ala The Matrix.

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  1. 1.

    michael

    August 21, 2003 at 10:06 pm

    this is the most funniest shit i have ever seen in my life

  2. 2.

    chris

    August 22, 2003 at 10:49 am

    funny. even better than matrix reloaded!

  3. 3.

    METLHEDD

    August 22, 2003 at 6:48 pm

    Stupid. You all need your ass’s kicked if you thought that was funny. Dude put down the dope and pick up a dumbbell, no not what you have in your hand now, have some pride!!! METL

  4. 4.

    Lisa

    August 23, 2003 at 1:08 am

    I thought the kid was going to hurt himself. I also thought he was going to bust the camera. I especially like the part where he hits the wall with the stick trips over his discarded coat on the floor and almost falls down. Look at those chubby legs go!

  5. 5.

    Chris L

    October 21, 2003 at 4:02 am

    by far the funniest thing i have seen, the kid is really gonna be pissed off about it being all over the net

  6. 6.

    terran_0123

    November 26, 2003 at 6:09 pm

    anyone who teases this kid deservs to have his ass kicked i bet u would be crying if this where u

  7. 7.

    Jonty

    December 9, 2003 at 10:12 am

    Ummm, This is really funny. Oh, and if you think its all sad that I think so, then he shouldn’t have let his asshole friends get thier hands on it…

  8. 8.

    lisa

    January 22, 2004 at 5:18 pm

    i think it’s horrible that somebody would do something like that to soemone…i personally feel bad for the guy…literally i would die if that happened to me…see…we learned about what happened to him at school in keyboarding and i think it’s wrong…and i just wanted to say hey to mrs. duhon!!!

  9. 9.

    lefou

    February 10, 2004 at 12:01 am

    HEHEHEH i think thats it’s a really good thing for Ghyslain. I’ts sure that for now he doesn’t reallise that, but in futur i’m sure that it will apport a lots of good thing for him. Hey wake up all the world know you..your really lucky… So now find some thing to advertise and become a Star $$$$$$ Ghyslain…

    And i’m proud to have made my own video with him…

  10. 10.

    Yoda

    April 23, 2004 at 10:20 pm

    NEW Star Wars Kid video just released. See SWK 2.0.1 – The Aftermath – at http://www.22ndstreetproductions.com

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    brunolefou.com

    June 28, 2004 at 8:12 pm

    Come see the latest movie of star wars kid here….http://www.brunolefou.com

    ALSO WILLIAM HUNG!!!

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