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The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

People identifying as christian while ignoring christ and his teachings is a strange thing indeed.

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The Supreme Court cannot be allowed to become the ultimate, unaccountable arbiter of everything.

“They all knew.”

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Stop using mental illness to avoid talking about armed white supremacy.

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Dennis Miller

by John Cole|  May 5, 20036:04 pm| 2 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

If you are going to try to be bitter, biting, and funny in an op-ed, while taunting your opponent, this is how you do it. Go read Dennis Miller take on Norman Mailer.

With six marriages under his belt, one would assume Mr. Mailer has a stranglehold on warfare. One would be wrong.

and this gem:

Ironically, Mr. Mailer seems to see everything in the world in terms of black and white, except of course, good and evil.

or this:

And as Mr. Mailer’s prostate gradually supplants his ego as the largest gland in his body, he’s going to have to realize, as is the case with all young lions who inevitably morph into Bert Lahr, that his alleged profundities are now being perceived as the early predictors of dementia.

Good clean fun.

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Is That a Rocket in Your Pocket

by John Cole|  May 5, 20031:37 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Humorous

Here is one possible solution to airline security problems:

First Nude Flight Leaves Miami Bound For Cancun

When the flight reached cruising altitude, 87 passengers took off more than their seat belts — they removed their clothes.

The nude flight, billed by organizers as the first one of its kind, took off Saturday afternoon from Miami International Airport, headed for Cancun.

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C’mon Andy

by John Cole|  May 4, 20037:03 pm| 2 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

I am not sure what Andrew Sullivan is thinking about in this defense of Bill Bennett’s gambling:

What, I ask myself, has he conceivably done wrong? He has done nothing illegal. He has done nothing hypocritical. Only in the minds of a few religious fanatics, has he done anything immoral. This invasion of his privacy and attempted smearing of his character have been perpetrated for transparently political reasons and are yet another sign of how our culture is making it increasingly difficult for any actual living, breathing, fallible human being to function in public life, without profound personal costs. Is it relevant that Bennett is a “moralizer”? Not in the slightest. He hasn’t moralized against the alleged “vice” he has engaged in; in fact, the record shows the opposite. Yes, he has hob-nobbed with the likes of James Dobson and other theocrats.

Andy- Why don’t you ask him what he thinks about anal sex between consenting adults? Or oral sex? Or simply dressing in drag? I bet you won’t like his position. Josh Marshall gets it, though:

Now, two key points have been made in B(2)’s defense. One is that he didn’t lose so much money as to endanger the well-being of his family. Or, as Bennett himself said, that he can ‘handle it.’ (Isn’t this what we hear from recreational drug users, who hold down jobs and have intact families?)…

The other point made in Bennett’s defense is that he may have been an offensive sermonizer on all sorts of vices, but this is the one vice he left alone. So you can hardly charge him with hypocrisy. To me it’s seems just the opposite. Bennett goes off on every ‘vice’ there is, save the one he seems to indulge. That seems very much like cutting himself the break he cuts no one else.

Why doesn’t Bennett just shut up and let us all choose our own vices? That seems to make more sense…

As Atrios puts it (You have no idea how much this probably hurts both of us to agree on something):

The defense that Bennett never condemned gambling, so therefore he can’t be a hypocrite, is silly. Bennett didn’t just tell us we must obey Bill’s 10 commandments, he told us that we should all be a bunch of moralizing assholes and that we should apply social pressure to things we consider bad – doubly so for people in public life.

I don’t think that drinking, smoking, gambling, and eating are for most people such a big deal. Clearly, nor does Bill Bennett. I also don’t think homosexuality is a bad thing, I think decent people (and not so decent ones including many of Bennett’s pals) get divorced, and once in awhile people get a blowjob. But, Mr. Virtue is the one who has argued we should bring back the Scarlet Letters for things we disapprove of. When he made that argument he wasn’t saying it was for things that he disapproved of, but as Kinsley points out he argued that we must “enter judgments on a whole range of behaviors and attitudes.”

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Mortified

by John Cole|  May 4, 20036:05 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Outrage

I was flipping through the channels and was absolutely mortified when I saw the Laci Peterson music video memorial being shown live on one of the cable networks, as if this was somehow newsworthy. Just a couple of quick notes:

1.) This was a publicity stunt to convict Scott Peterson- nothing more. This was poisoning the well- and they damn well know it. I am not going to tell people how to mourn, but privately might be a start.

2.) Is there anyone who thinks Scott Peterson can get a fair trial? Anyone?

3.) The new American lynch mobs have French manicures instead of leather work gloves, wear white tennis shoes instead of boots, drive mini-vans rather than a horse or a pick-up, and go to church instead of the saloon. Talk Left and Josh Marshall can tell you more about one of the lynch mob leaders.

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Level 2

by John Cole|  May 3, 20037:07 pm| 2 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) High

Take the Dante’s Inferno Test

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How to be Smug and Wrong, All The Time

by John Cole|  May 3, 20036:58 pm| 3 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

Be a guest writer for the Daily Kos- Ronk gets Billmon disease (you remember Billmon and his ‘doubly secret anonymous mliitary genius friends’ who were wrong about EVERYTHING). Today, RonK explains why the war in Iraq was a failure on every front. I’m serious- he really thinks it.

Tomorrow, Kos insiders are working on a story about the sky falling.

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Bwahaha

by John Cole|  May 2, 20033:52 pm| 13 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

Jerry Falwell, Jim Baker, and now Bob Bennett- whenever someone spends all his time trying to tell you how to live your life, you know they are full of it:

Some of Bennett

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