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More Celebrity Opinions

by John Cole|  March 4, 20038:33 pm| 2 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

The straw man arguments about dissent and patriotism do get a bit tiring (by which I mean the immediate response that you are attacking someone’s patriotism when you state that you disagree with their protest of a war in Iraq), so it is refreshing to see something as blatantly obnoxious as this from Pretenders rocker Chrissie Hynde:

Between songs, the pugnacious Hynde, in a classic black T-shirt and jeans, bantered and battled with the crowd. She dedicated “You Know Who Your Friends Are” to “all you junkies and f–,” gave a shout-out to the late Joe Strummer, opined that she hopes the United States loses if it goes to war with Iraq (“Bring it on! Give us what we deserve!”), and introduced the song “Fools Must Die” with the self-deprecating quip, “I’ll show you how it’s done.”

It must just kill her to know that Rush Limbaugh uses ‘My City Was Gone’ as his intro theme.

*** Update ***

Instapundit calls Chrissie Hynde “ANOTHER ANTI-WAR SPEAKER WHO HATES AMERICA?”

Instapundit is forgetting something- she hates her adopted country of England, too. If and when we engage in this ‘unilateral’ action, there will be plenty of Brits by our side.

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Another One Down, How Many More to Go?

by John Cole|  March 4, 20038:20 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: War on Terror aka GSAVE®

More good news:

The Justice Department announced the arrest today of an accused financier for Al Qaeda, a Yemeni cleric who once boasted of handing Osama bin Laden $20 million in cash for use in terrorist operations in the months before the Sept. 11 attacks.

The cleric, Mohammed al Hasan Al-Moayad, and a Yemeni cohort, Mohammed Mohsen Yahya Zayer, were arrested in Frankfurt on Jan. 10, based on sealed complaints issued in Brooklyn, N.Y. The government unsealed the coplaints today and announced that the United States is seeking the extradition of the two men, who are being held in Germany.

This extradition bit should be interesting, what with the current unpleasantness.

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Quaking in Their Boots

by John Cole|  March 4, 20038:12 pm| 3 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

Gary Farber discusses the many problems that arise when some people can not tell the difference between reality and a video game.

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From Clinton to Leahy

by John Cole|  March 4, 20036:40 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

My, how the Democrats have grown. In just a few years, we have gone from:

“It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.”

to

“It depends on what the meaning of the phrase ‘filibustering judges’ is.”

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Sully Nails It

by John Cole|  March 4, 200312:07 am| 16 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

Many times, Sully’s rhetoric is over the top, but he nails it here:

For some it’s about “war” in general – a newly empowered new age pacifism. For France, it’s about … France, and its eclipse as a power of any significance. France’s crisis is deepened by the fact that a successful war against Saddam could also accelerate the end of the Franco-German bloc as the power-house of the European Union. For Russia, it’s about money. For the Germans, it’s about a new national identity. The Germans have never been able to sustain a moderate polity on their own. They veer from extreme romantic militarism to romantic pacifism. Their current abdication of all strategic responsibility for Europe or the wider world is just another all-too-familiar spasm from German history. For the broader anti-war forces in Europe, it’s about American uni-polar power – and the need to counteract it, even if it’s being put to good use. For still others, especially in the Vatican and France, it’s the old Jew-hatred again. For the Democrats, it’s about getting back to prescription drugs. For the anti-war left in America, it’s really about Bush. The pent-up fury they felt after Florida never found expression or even validation in the wider culture. It was repressed in the first months of a new presidency – and then made irrelevant by 9/11. Finally, they have a chance to demonstrate their hate – which is why so much of the demonstrations’ focus has not been on Saddam, Iraq or even war, but on Bush. The anti-Bush left knows that a successful war will only strengthen the president further and marginalize them even more – hence their utter desperation and viciousness today. This is their moment; and the demonstrations are their therapy.

Mmmhmm.

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The Cat

by John Cole|  March 3, 200311:22 pm| 8 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Today my cat learned not only where Dad keeps the Pounce treats, but how to open Pounce treats without having opposable thumbs. Blunt force trauma to the container seems to have been the method of choice.

So far, the enemies list for the week includes two rolls of toilet paper, one roll of paper towels, a sandwich bag, four pens, a candle, a lighter, five toy mice, and a container of Pounce treats. All have been terminated with extreme prejudice.

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Life Imitates Art

by John Cole|  March 3, 200311:15 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

Via Rantburg, we note this story:

Afghan authorities have arrested a Pakistani man in eastern Afghanistan, accusing him of spying for his country, officials said Sunday. The man, Sayed Wali, was arrested Wednesday by border guards on charges of illegally entering Afghanistan in eastern Nangarhar province.

Sayed Wali- Why does that name sound so familiar?

Is Sayed Wali the same man as the notorious Syed Ali, terrorist mastermind in the hit show 24? Does Mr. Wali know where the bomb is located? Should Jack Bauer and President Palmer be notified? And how did he get from the mosque in LA to the Pakistan border this quickly?

Questions…

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