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Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

This fight is for everything.

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There are no moderate republicans – only extremists and cowards.

I would try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

They punch you in the face and then start crying because their fist hurts.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

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This chaos was totally avoidable.

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Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

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Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

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Shocked! Shocked, I Say!

by John Cole|  February 24, 20033:41 pm| 6 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

Matt Yglesias quips:

Incidentally, at dinner the other day I remarked to a girl that Al Gore never acually said that he’d invented the internet. She was shocked.

Imagine how shocked she would have been if you told her the truth about Bush 1 and the grocery scanner. Why do I bring this up? Because when it suits Democrats, they will resort to using out and out lies- remember, the Bush1 grocery scanner incident served as the perfect fodder for a campaign running on “It’s the Economy, Stupid.” Funny how I never heard Carville debunking that story…

Incidentally, while Yglesias is dismayed by the treatment Gore got for his stupid and perhaps over-stated (but not deceitful) remarks, he continues to believe Oliver Willis’s hyperbole, rather than the military reports themselves.

Says Oliver:

In 2000, George Bush spit in the face of the military when he said “if called on by the commander-in-chief today, two entire divisions of the Army would have to report …, ‘Not ready for duty, sir.'”

That very same military beat the Taliban, is engaged in the global hunt on terror, deployed in the Phillipines, and will be used to invade Iraq.

But then, George has shown that he’ll say and do anything to be elected.

Matthew characterizes Bush’s remarks as one off his sleazier moments.

Here is the CNN Report on the issue:

WASHINGTON (CNN) — The U.S. Army has rated two of its 10 divisions as unprepared for a major war, a move the Pentagon said reflects the strain of deployments for peacekeeping duties in the Balkans.

A recent classified assessment placed the 10th Mountain Division, based at Fort Drum, New York — which has a brigade deployed in Bosnia — and the 1st Infantry Division, based in Germany — which has a brigade based in Kosovo — at “C-4,” the lowest level of readiness, Army Chief of Staff Gen. Eric Shinseki said.

It marks the first time since the 1970s that any Army division has dropped to the lowest of four possible readiness levels, officials said. A C-4 rating means the units in question need additional manpower, equipment or training.

Shinseki said the problem for these units was mainly a shortage of military personnel. The two divisions each have about half of their troops involved in peacekeeping operations.

Asked whether he was worried about the slip in readiness, Shinseki said, “Sure, anytime a division commander reports C-4, we are concerned. We’ll see what corrections need to be made.”

Bush has a lot of things to explain for since he took office. What is amusing is that the left wants to re-fight the 2000 election, and they still can’t get it right.

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Republicans and Gays

by John Cole|  February 24, 20033:30 pm| 6 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

I will never understand the homophobia of some in the Republican party. I am not sure why, if two consenting adults love each other, it is any of the business of anyone else what they do. I know that is a simplistic gut feeling on my part- I can provide more nuanced arguments when I feel better, but when I read stuff like this, it just pisses me off.

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Another Resolution

by John Cole|  February 24, 20033:25 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

And this time we really, really, really mean it.

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Sick

by John Cole|  February 24, 20033:24 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

I am sick as a dog and grading papers, so I am not sure how much I will be posting. I have not felt well since Friday night-Saturday morning.

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Norah Who?

by John Cole|  February 24, 20033:22 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

I didn’t watch much of the Grammy show last night, but not because I was protesting it or afraid of what a few limousine liberals might have to say about Iraq. Basically, I didn’t watch because they never really nominate or reward the type of music I enjoy. I read the results with interest wondering, who the hell buys all this stuff. One strong reaction I do have after reading the results:

Norah Who?

I know I am profoundly uncool, but I have never heard of Norah Jones before yesterday. I am unsure how Bruce Springsteen did not win- I am even more confused how Nelly and Eminem were snubbed. When I listen to the radio, it is usually NPR, talk radio, or ESPN Sports radio- so I am not a music expert when it comes to new music. I can tell you one thing though- when I went to a bar, when I went to a clothing store, when I was in a friend’s car, or at the lake, I know what I was hearing- people were playing Nelly and Eminem. Not Norah Jones.

Is it possible that the Grammy voters are more out of touch than I am?

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Cool Guide

by John Cole|  February 23, 200310:58 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Excellent Links

An annotaed bibilography of sorts for the blogosphere.

I know, I have been ignored again. Mere words can not describe this blog, though.

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Crime of the Century

by John Cole|  February 23, 200310:56 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

I got my new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, and there was not one spread of Heidi Klum. I still love you, Heidi.

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