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Adios, Donahue

by John Cole|  February 25, 20033:00 pm| 5 Comments

This post is in: Media

Donahue is done, effective now.

500 channels, and still no market for smarmy, effite, effeminate liberalism. Give him a radio show, guys…

** Full Disclosure**

I watched Donahue a good deal, if only to see what he was going to say. I skipped the more noxious shows, like the one with Helen Thomas, but most of the time I was listening/watching.

Some people will probably use this as evidence that the media is conservative, but what it really shows is that many of Donahue’s cherished and bizarre ideals are simply rejected by the viewing majority. They voted with their remote controls.

*** Update **

Well, now. That didn’t take very long. At least Oliver’s commentary is an audio piece. The other two are just tedious whining. Oliver is fooling himself if he thought Donahue was fair and presented both sides of an issue (he only slightly presented both sides of an issue, and that was only so he could gesture wildly and flamboyantly about how persecuted his point of view was- it was really quite annoying), but he was absolutely spot on that Donahue was boring. By the way, Oliver doesn’t sound anything like I thought he would.

Folks- Donahue was cancelled because he was boring. Matthews has similar or higher ratings, but he has proven in the past, when he wasn’t preceded by a ratings loser, that he can get decent ratings.

*** Update #2 ***

Neal Sheeran’s title says it best.

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New Blog Link

by John Cole|  February 24, 200311:32 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

New blog added to the list of lefty bloggers in the permalinks (humorously located down and to the right):

Steve Soto’s The Left Coaster.

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Appeasers of the World, Unite

by John Cole|  February 24, 20039:37 pm| 4 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

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Jacques ChIRAQ and Gerhard Schroeder clasp arms after submitting their UN Resolution today, one that stated:

“The military option should only be a last resort,” the document says. “So far, the conditions for using force against Iraq are not fulfilled.”

The memorandum adds that there is “no evidence” that Iraq still possesses weapons of mass destruction or capabilities, although it concedes that “suspicions remain.” As for the United Nations-led inspections, they have “just reached their full pace,” are “functioning without hindrance” and “have already produced results,” the memorandum says.

The document calls for tougher inspections, including precise deadlines for Iraq to disarm, an increase in the number of inspectors, the creation of mobile units to inspect movable targets like trucks, better aerial spying on Iraqi sites and better processing of the spy data. Under this proposal, the chief inspectors would report on Iraq’s progress every three weeks.

In an apparent effort to head off criticism that the three-country initiative is a stalling tactic to avoid a decision on going to war, the declaration states that inspections “cannot continue indefinitely,” adding: “Iraq must disarm. Its full and active cooperation is necessary.”

In the first paragraph of this news story alone, we find four statements that contradict what is commonly known. The “no evidence” is laughable to anyone who watched Colin Powell’s presentation. There is plenty of evidence. How they can claim they have just reached their full pace, when Blix claims the Iraqi’s are playing games with the inspectors is beyond me- perhaps this is full throtttle obstruction? As Blix stated:

Iraq appears not to have come to genuine acceptance, not even today, of the disarmament that was demanded.

How is that for cooperation? My favorite part is this the line claiming the inspections are functioning without hindrance.

The Iraqi government, he added, has been behind “disturbing incidents and harassment” of inspectors, including raucous, staged demonstrations aimed at interfering with their work.

The final line is a real peach too- the inspections have “already provided results.” Translation- we have found things they were hiding, a clear breach of the UN resolution, and instead of coming to the appropriate conclusion- that they have no intention of disarming, we will instead come to our fantasyland conclusion that the inspections are actually working. Does this sound familiar? It should, because Ken Pollack outlined just this scenario in his interview with Josh Marshall in Talking Points Memo:

Blix handed the administration the smoking gun that they were unlikely to get in terms — as you just laid it out — of the Iraqis actually blocking an inspection or we find a Scud or something along those lines. In many ways it’s even better than that in the sense that I think even [if we found] a Scud the people who oppose war would have just latched on to that and said ‘See, the inspections are working.’ In point of fact we’re already seeing that. They did catch this Iraqi scientist with 3000 pages of documents on how to enrich uranium. That should have been a smoking gun. But instead the reaction from the rest of the world was, ‘Good, this is the inspections working.’

How the French and Germans manage to continue fooling themselves that Iraq is disarming, despite the testimony of the Chief Weapons Inspector, Hans Blix, the presentation by Colin Powell, and Iraq’s refusal to destroy the Al Samoud 2 missile program that they have been told to destroy, is beyond me. The last alone is material breach. The French and the Germans are being so cynical about coddling this tyrant that I am more disgusted than I have ever been with them. They know what Saddam is up to, but they are more interested in their oil contracts and the damning evidence of their complicity with Saddam that will be found after the war and liberation of Iraq.

Perhaps we should remind people one more time what happens when we let the French and the Germans determine the fate of the world.

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(I can not verify the picture nor have I tried- I doubt it is real- the message is clear, however.)

*** Update ***

The Rev. Chapin states that the picture is 100% authentic.

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Don’t Look Behind the Curtain

by John Cole|  February 24, 20038:44 pm| 2 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

Gerhard Schroeder stands on his reputation- and so can you:

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Best Comment In A Long Time

by John Cole|  February 24, 20038:10 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Humorous

From the comments section at Ted Barlow’s joint:

I found it metaphysically distressing that, no matter how many Gibbs die, more Gibbs remain.

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Blah Blah Blah

by John Cole|  February 24, 20034:14 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: General Stupidity

I only read about a paragraph of this bilge from Regis DeBray in the NY Times yesterday before I quit in disgust.

Now, thanks to James Lileks, you don’t have to read any of it.

Blah Blah BlahPost + Comments (1)

Celebrity Update

by John Cole|  February 24, 20034:03 pm| 2 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

In case you were curious, George Clooney has an opinion about Iraq.

Normally I would make a sarcastic remark, but I have granted lifetimte immunity to Clooney for his performance in O Brother, Where art Thou?, which I think may be one of the greatest movies ever made.

You, however, are free to flame away.

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