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60 Minute Hacks

by John Cole|  February 9, 20038:36 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Media

The Instapundit’s description of the 60 Minutes piece on ballistic fingerprinting is 100% accurate. My response was much less polite, and much more straightforward, and it involved an f-word.

I usually love 60 Minutes, so it bothers me when they get a story this wrong- how the hell am I supposed to trust them on other issues?

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Happy B-Day

by John Cole|  February 6, 20038:45 pm| 3 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Go say Happy Birthday to Mike at Cold Fury.

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Question for Cat Owners

by John Cole|  February 6, 20038:44 pm| 6 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

My cat is fascinated by water. Every time I turn on a faucet, take a shower, or flush the toilet, he comes running- he especially loves watching water drain. I am now effectively wife-trained with the toilet, as I have to put the lid down when I am finished- otherwise he splashes around in it. Is this normal?

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They Are Human

by John Cole|  February 6, 20038:37 pm| 2 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Every time the left gets so worked up into a fevered pitch about something that I just can not take it anymore and want to dehumanize them (by doing things like collectively calling a group of different individuals ‘the left’), I find out things like this- most of the lefties on my blogroll like the show ’24.’ I love it. Check it out:

CalPundit– who gets bonus points for a good post on BBQ

Matt Yglesias

and Jesse.

Who would have thunk it? Except they are wrong about the best plot twist- which is that the younger Warner sister is the enemy agent.

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Who Needs Em?

by John Cole|  February 6, 200311:55 am| 1 Comment

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

The line that is now going around Washington is that of a former undersecretary of defence, who observed, “Going to war without the French is like going deerhunting without an accordion.”

This, and more, from the latest David Warren (via RealPolitik).

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The Illiterate Literati

by John Cole|  February 6, 20039:16 am| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

Joe Conason proves he does not understand the UN Resolution. This statement says it all:

Colin Powell showed that Saddam Hussein is resisting disarming. But he didn’t prove that he’s an immediate threat.

Talk amongst yourselves.

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New UN Resolution

by John Cole|  February 6, 20038:52 am| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Humorous

Scrappleface highlights the new UN Resolution authorizing force in certain circumstances:

–Saddam Hussein is photographed sitting astride a plutonium tipped ICBM with the words “To Russia, with Love” painted on it.

–Iraqi military officers are photographed launching a ship laden with clearly marked canisters of Sarin or VX. The bow of the ship must bear the words “Slow boat to China”

–Photographs prove that Iraqi SCUD missiles, bearing biochemical agents and emblazoned with the words “The French Connection,” are about to be launched.

Go read it all.

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