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Are Democrats Lying Again?

by John Cole|  January 14, 20038:01 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

The Democrats lost the Senate in the last election, but they refuse to give up power, and want unparalled financing and power- in other words, they want to keep running things, even though they don’t.

A dispute over the composition of Senate committees in the new Congress has boiled over into a full-blown battle, with the Senate’s Republican leadership accusing Democrats of attempting a coup.

Democrats are refusing to agree to a GOP proposal on the composition and funding of committees unless they get higher than typical representation.

Normally, the majority party receives an average of two-thirds of the committee budget, while the minority receives the remainder. Because the Senate is in GOP hands, the Republicans had wanted the typical ratios for committees, but because the GOP advantage is only by a single vote, Democrats want a better deal.

The Democrats’ argument is based on the agreement in the last Congress — when the Senate was initially split 50-50 — that allowed the Republicans to keep even committee ratios after power shifted to the Democrats when Sen. Jim Jeffords, I-Vt., left the GOP. The only leverage available is the threat to filibuster any organization agreement the Republicans offer.

In other words, they want what is not theirs. Anyone who pays taxes can tell you this is a familiar pattern of behavior.

Assistant Minority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., said his party only wanted what it had given the GOP in the same situation in the last Congress — committee ratios that reflect the closely divided Senate’s composition.

“We are only asking for what we offered the Republicans the last time the Senate was 51 to 49,” Reid said on the Senate floor.

But because that agreement was part of an unusual situation — namely an evenly split Senate that was organized in that manner — a nonpartisan Senate expert described that claim as true only to a point.

“It’s politically true,” he said. “But you can’t say it’s exactly true. That past deal was negotiated when the Senate was even and reflected the fact it could change.

“Here the GOP is clearly the majority party and the Democrats are trying to get a better deal than any other minority party has ever received.”

My goodness, these are just tiresome people.

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Ted Barlow- Headcase

by John Cole|  January 14, 20032:01 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Humorous

Ted Barlow has gone completely bonkers. This was funny, though:

Q. How many bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Only one, but when has that ever stopped us?

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Holy Joe Lashes Out!

by John Cole|  January 14, 20039:51 am| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

The Democrat’s answer to Bill Bennett, Joe Lieberman, announced yesterday that he was running for President, Holy Joe Lashes Out!”>and then promptly lashed out at Hollywood. Apparently, Joe knows movies, and Joe knows video games, and he doesn’t like what he sees (and thus what you see). This is fabulous- I can’t wait to live in a state that combines the fiscal paternalism of the worst Democrats and the social paternalism/nanny state mentality of the rabid right-wingers. I might move to Canada- except there is no chance Joe will win. The Democrats will never, never, never elect a Jew.

Tom Paine voices their thoughts on Holy Joe.

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Tony Blair Channels George Bush

by John Cole|  January 14, 20039:45 am| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

If President Bush had said this:

An uncompromising Tony Blair said yesterday he would refuse to allow the United Nations to veto military action to rid Iraq of its weapons of mass destruction.

The Prime Minister warned the public that Saddam Hussein’s weapons posed a “direct threat” to Britain but angered his Labour critics by refusing to guarantee that any war in Iraq would have to win the approval of the UN.

He told a Downing Street press conference that Britain’s “preference” would be for a fresh UN resolution before an attack but added a “qualification”

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Tell Us What You Think, Sheryl

by John Cole|  January 14, 20039:17 am| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

Phew!

After that whole Sean Penn thing, I was really concerned about what Sheryl Crow might think:

Crow accepted her award for pop-rock female artist wearing a white T-shirt emblazoned with the message “war is not the answer” in black sequins. She had the V-neck shirt specially made.

“I just think there’s a really vital, sweeping peace movement out there that’s not getting covered in the press, so I just kind of try to do my part,” she said backstage.

War is not the answer, indeed. But what is the question? Six times seven, perhaps? This next gem of a quote from Crow is a thing of sheer beauty:

“I think war is based in greed and there are huge karmic retributions that will follow. I think war is never the answer to solving any problems. The best way to solve problems is to not have enemies.”

Utter idiocy that rots to the core. One more time, with Cheryl:

“The best way to solve problems is to not have enemies.”

Imagine if Sheryl Crow were your doctor:

“Doctor Crow- My foot hurts. What should I do?”

“The best way to feel good is to not hurt.”

Is it just me, or did the sequined v-neck t-shirt do a better job of stating her case than her vacuous remarks?

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Bush- The Modern Robespierre?

by John Cole|  January 14, 20039:01 am| Leave a Comment

This post is in: General Stupidity

This idiot thinks so:

By the time the Reign of Terror ended, France had grown so used to an iron hand and a secretive, militaristic government that Napolean could easily pick up the pieces and impose another dictatorship. People had forgotten what freedom was. Patriotism had become a tool for social control, rather than social justice, and civil liberties were a thing of the past.

So how different are we today? The issue isn’t Iraq, the Patriot Act, or Bush. The issue is freedom: if we want it, we’d better let go of fear, the ultimate Weapon of Mass Distraction. We’d better confront the hysteria-inducing tactics asking us to equate freedom with corporate pork for defense contractors. We’d better think twice about tossing aside fundamental constitutional rights in the so-called pursuit of liberty. Because if we don’t, what’s coming next could be even worse.

This is so stupid that my circuits overloaded when I went to comment. Fill in your own.

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New Perma-Links

by John Cole|  January 14, 20038:37 am| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

For some absurd reason, I thought I had perma-linked to American RealPolitik months ago- I guess I had not, and this is after I chastised the Emperor Misha for not having known about them. I am losing it as I rapidly approach middle age. This oversight has now been fixed, and you should visit them now- I check them every morning for my daily cartoons.

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