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A Ray of Hope Arthur

by John Cole|  January 14, 20038:22 am| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

Arthur Silber has linked to a great essay on the war and why it may be necessary from John R. Searle, Mill Professor of Philosophy at UC Berkely. Here is a snippet:

Our inability to describe the situation is a symptom of a deeper misperception. Most of the public discussion I have heard in both the United States and Europe is based on the belief that because our actions are a result of the eleventh of September, that is what they are about, that we should primarily be seeking justice or revenge or some such.

Nothing could be further from the truth. Our actions should be directed at, for example, the 18th of July 2008. On that date six teams of terrorists working in six major American cities simultaneously detonate nuclear bombs whose parts have been carefully smuggled into the country over the years and whose assemblies and detonations have been coordinated. That attack kills over five million Americans. The nuclear attack is itself the follow up to several years of germ and biological warfare. Those who wish to kill us learn from their mistakes. Just as the 2001 attack on the World Trade Center benefited from the mistakes of the 1993 attack, so the anthrax pandemic of 2003 benefits from the blunders made by the early primitive mailbox anthrax of 2001. However, even after the pandemic of 03, it is obvious that anthrax is an inefficient method of biological genocide, because it is treatable. It is not until the PTP germ warfare of late 2003 and 2004 that fatal and untreatable germs are introduced in sufficient quantities to produce over a million U.S. fatalities. These weapons had been prepared in Iraqi laboratories in the years following the abandonment of UN inspections.

If these scenarios seem to you exaggerated, ask yourself what you would have said if someone had told you on September first that within two weeks the World Trade Towers would cease to exist. Or better still read the New York Times. On October 28th it reported a Muslim cleric as claiming that “Islamic extremists . . . had bought more than twenty nuclear warheads and were paying Soviet scientists to break them into chips that could be carried in suitcases.” …

Go read the whole thing. Via Dailypundit.

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Bill O’Reilly Makes My Head Hurt

by John Cole|  January 13, 20038:59 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: General Stupidity

“Conservative” Bill O’Reilly makes me want to beat my head against a wall. I hate it when I screw up and get caught up in one of his tirades while I am channel surfing. Tonight, he argued with a fellow from the CATO Institute about S.U.V.’s. O’Reilly doesn’t want them, and he was trumpeting Arianna Huffington’s terrorism campaign.

Fine. Don’t buy one, Bill. It really is that simple. I don’t really care for SUV’s either, but I am not arrogant enough to tell people what to buy. If they want one or need one, let ’em have it.

And the quotes-o-sarcasm around conservative are a reaction to the idiot leftists who keep calling O’Reilly a conservative. He isn’t- he ia faux-populist. But libs name anything they don’t like conservatives, so that is the label he gets. Put is this way- O’Reilly is conservative like Farrakhan is liberal.

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More Evidence of the Approaching Apocalypse

by John Cole|  January 12, 20033:38 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Movies

Just Married topped the box office this week, over LOTR and About Schmidt.

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Gail Collins, Agent Provocateur Look-

by John Cole|  January 12, 20031:39 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Outrage

Look- I am pro-choice, generally. I am against abortion, but I think people should be able to choose. I am in favor of parental notification, I am against partial-birth, and I find nothing wrong with a 24 hour waiting period. Some people believe differently, and they have very strong beliefs. I can respect that. Why can’t Gail Collins and the NY Times? Check out this headline:

The War Against Women

The Bush administration’s anti-choice obsession is resulting in a steady march into the past, to a time when pregnancy was more a matter of fate than choice.

Opposition to abortion and opposition to funding for abortion is not, no matter how you want to phrase it, a war on women.

I am really getting tired of the rhetoric of the left.

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Joe Nedney, Major League Asshole

by John Cole|  January 12, 20031:33 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Sports

Anyone who thinks the Steelers were not jobbed by a hideous call and a fake fall by the kicker needs to check the footage of Joe Nedney’s post-game press conference:

“I think when I’m done playing,” Nedney said, “I might try acting.”

Please excuse the Steelers for not laughing.

Except, of course, at the officials.

Pittsburgh cornerback Dewayne Washington, who was called for the slightest of bumps on Nedney, called it “a fake fall.”

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Sean Penn, Useful Idiot

by John Cole|  January 12, 20031:08 am| 3 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Sean Penn was on Larry King Live, and he is a blithering idiot (No offense to William Sulik).

KING: WOULD YOU GO TO NORTH KOREA?

PENN: IRAQ NOT POLITICAL IS HUMAN. I DONT SPEAK OUT MUCH, BUT I FEEL IT IS MY RESPONSIBILITY TO SPEAK OUT AS MUCH AS I CAN. BAGHDAD. CONSCIENCE, AND I DID FEEL, UM, COULD BE GREAT TO TRY TO, UM, DIALOGUE. ARMS INSPECTORS. REALLY UNAMERICAN. MURDOCH. BECAUSE I AM A FATHER. I’D LIKE TO WRITE MORE. NOT PROLIFIC TO WRITE SCRIPT. TO BE DIRECTOR. YES, SURE. CHILDREN BOMBS IN CONSCIOUSNESS, CAN’T READ ARABIC. THANK YOU, LARRY…

KING: GNARLY, DUDE.

Gnarly indeed.

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Lousy mood

by John Cole|  January 11, 20039:54 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

I am in a lousy mood, but this cheered me up.

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