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I Am Back

by John Cole|  April 25, 20047:36 pm| 6 Comments

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I mnade it back from Boston in one piece, and should resume posting tomorrow.

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  1. 1.

    Jeff G

    April 25, 2004 at 10:38 pm

    Excellent.

  2. 2.

    StuckInOregon

    April 26, 2004 at 12:57 am

    Welcome back. Look for to many more spirited debates.

  3. 3.

    Justin O.

    April 26, 2004 at 3:59 am

    Welcome back man :)

  4. 4.

    Slartibartfast

    April 26, 2004 at 8:46 am

    Welcome back, John. Try to keep the BP under 200, ok?

  5. 5.

    Terry

    April 26, 2004 at 1:31 pm

    In Boston, eh? I hope you weren’t up there as guests of the Heinz/Kerry’s.

  6. 6.

    rick

    April 26, 2004 at 9:01 pm

    Welcome back. You sure are kickin’ it tonight.

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