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Conservative Discount

by John Cole|  June 9, 20045:10 am| 2 Comments

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If you want to see something rather amusing, click on the BlogAd for the George Claus to the right. When you get to the Conservative Discount page, you will see a description of the collectible, and down to the lower left, the question:

“Where is the Liberal Discount”

in hyperlink format. Click on it.

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  1. 1.

    roger

    June 9, 2004 at 2:49 pm

    thats excellent…im sure they dont mind

  2. 2.

    Clang

    June 9, 2004 at 3:41 pm

    Strange how the conservative discount site doesn’t have an option to put it on your kids’ credit card.

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