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Our Friends at CBS

by John Cole|  September 30, 200412:08 pm| 10 Comments

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According to CBS, since I got an e-mail promising to dramatically increase the length and girth of my penis, “the truth of the e-mails were absolutely irrelevant,” and what matters is that “it’s an issue that people are talking about.”

Will someone please ask Dan Rather why everyone is talking about my penis?

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  1. 1.

    forgetaboutit

    September 30, 2004 at 12:26 pm

    Inquiring minds want to know.

    How many inches you got buried up AWOL’s backside? and are you the kinda guy willing to offer a reach around while your there?

  2. 2.

    David R. Block

    September 30, 2004 at 1:18 pm

    Heh. There are TONS of bloggers whom one could say the same thing about regarding Waffles. It appears to be what Oliver has for breakfast.

    And John, it is now See BS, or DNCBS. Get with the program. ;-)

  3. 3.

    Justin Ogren

    September 30, 2004 at 5:41 pm

    Bitch, make me some pancakes!

  4. 4.

    Bloggerhead

    October 1, 2004 at 10:23 pm

    Dude, no-one’s emailing anyone, nor talking to anyone about your penis. Thanks for letting us know about its apparently pathetic mass just to score political points of God-knows what kind. Obviously, it’s only way you can score.

  5. 5.

    Kathy K

    October 2, 2004 at 7:05 pm

    I have the same question. And I don’t even have a penis.

  6. 6.

    SteveMG

    October 2, 2004 at 9:18 pm

    Sorry to hear about your penis problems.

    Maybe try dating smaller women?

    Just trying to help out.

    After all, it’s the internet; we’re all here to help each other out.

    SMG

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