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You are here: Home / How Does The Kool-Aid Taste Today?

How Does The Kool-Aid Taste Today?

by John Cole|  October 13, 20043:14 pm| 9 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

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“Moderate” Kevin Drum is questioning the “transmitter under Bush’s suit” nonsense. For those in the fever swamps, Drum states:

The White House flatly denies it, and I guess I don’t believe it either. Salon thinks this picture is proof positive that Bush was wired during the second debate, but that’s a little too far out there for me.

But if it’s not a transmitter hidden under Bush’s jacket, what the hell is it? It’s no suit pucker, that’s for sure. There’s something there, and it’s a square about six inches on a side.

Some kind of back brace? Doesn’t seem like it. A medical thingamajig of some kind? Could be, I guess. Is that why Bush decided to skip his annual physical this year? So he doesn’t have to fess up to some kind of health problem during the campaign?

Notice how his left arm is raised Kevin? Now. Repeat after me: SHOULDER BLADE.

Also at the Washington Monthly, I learned that Karl Rove forgot to send me the newest book of ‘code words.’ These people have lost their minds, as Tom Maguire points out.

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  1. 1.

    Kelly

    October 13, 2004 at 3:24 pm

    weird, bush’s shoulder blade is right in the center of his back?

  2. 2.

    Kelly

    October 13, 2004 at 3:26 pm

    I’m not aware of shoulder blades that result in rectangular bulges. How does the kool-aid taste, though? Do you know what “suit pucker” means? How does the reading comprehension class taste today?

  3. 3.

    bg

    October 13, 2004 at 4:01 pm

    Christ, calling Drum a fake moderate again are you? I thought I’d convinced you to knock that nonsense off.

    Again, like I asked you to do months ago, just fucking ask him if he’s a moderate would you?

    Or read this post from 2003 where he places himself in the “leftward 20% of the country.”

    washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2003_07/001562.php

  4. 4.

    Jeff

    October 13, 2004 at 4:03 pm

    Only someone with extremely poor eyesight can insist that Bush isn’t wearing something under his clothes. Photos from both debates make this abundantly clear, as does the picture of him in a T-shirt taken in 2002.

    Whether you agree that it is a wire, which makes sense given his complete inability to speak extemporaneously, there is something there. Perhaps it is a back brace or a medical device. But is sure as hell isn’t a trick of light.

  5. 5.

    Joey

    October 13, 2004 at 4:28 pm

    Has anybody considered the possibility that this is some newfangled piece of security/tracking/life monitoring equipment that ALL future presidents will be required to wear when they’re in public and semi-public situations? (This being the post-9/11 world and all.)

    Just a thought.

  6. 6.

    Ralph Gizzip

    October 13, 2004 at 7:53 pm

    Most likely it was a bullet-proof vest.

  7. 7.

    Roo

    October 13, 2004 at 9:12 pm

    Check this libsite out,,, guess Bush needs help driving his TRUCK too.

    salon.com/news/feature/2004/10/13/transmitter/index_np.html

  8. 8.

    That Oregon guy

    October 13, 2004 at 10:28 pm

    Hey, juicy boy… Are you really trying to tell us that Bush is some sort of biological mutant who has a square shoulder blade in the middle of his back on top of his spine?

    You crack me up…

  9. 9.

    Ivor the Engine Driver

    October 14, 2004 at 4:18 pm

    Shoulder blade?

    Always a good chuckle available here at the best satire of a conservative blog on the internet.

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