I was afraid this was going to happen- the left has now become completely unhinged. Even though the later analysis proves him wrong, Ken Layne really, really likes the idea that every state that did not vote for Gore/Kerry is ‘Jesusland.’ His weblog has now turned into a 4 day screed, which hopefully has been fueled by tequila and sangria binges. I say hopefully, because I can exucse someone acting like a total asshole if they are drunk.
At any rate, some samples of deep thinking from Ken:
Sure, Jesusland is always for blowing up Arabs, but it’s not the kind of thing you think about all the time!
If you live in a red state, you are in favor of random murder- but only casually.
If you’re 14 years old and want to get high or get laid, your best bet is the Pastor’s Daughter, as every kid who ever visited Jesusland immediately learns. Who is Jenna Bush if not the National Pastor’s Daughter?
Hrmm. How pissed would Ken Layne be if George Bush, at a press conference, said: “Hey- if you want to get laid and you are in the Reno are, why not try Ken Layne’s wife? Everyone knows that liberal chicks are the easiest.”
Talking trash shit about the President’s daughter. Real edgy, Ken. Real classy, too.
Unless you are a particularly observant resident of Jesusland, you have no idea what they’re really up to out there, and why they’re so haunted by homosexuality.
Ahh, those stupid red staters. Not observant to really see what is going on in their own midst. It takes an out of state, guitar-playing, sometimes journalist, world traveler and bon vivant to really let you know the deal. Thanks, Ken, old buddy.
Ken- get a grip. You are embarassing yourself in public- please put your breast back in your dress.
Jon Henke
Jeebus. Just imagine how nuts the Left would be going if a Right Wing blogger said those same things…but substituted American Muslims for Christians. Or Jews.
The Left–not all of them, but many–is on one giant bigot-binge, and the irony doesn’t seem to be sinking in.
Al Maviva
He forgot how we rightwingradicalfundamentalistbiblethumpingracistmisogynisthaters dislike the negroes as well and plan to re-enslave them, along with the wimmin-folk.
Other than that, it was spot-on…
Harry in Atlanta
Who knew Ken Layne was a bigot? I’ll bet he doesn’t think he’s a bigot. Man it just goes to show you that you really don’t know people until the shit hits the fan for them. Layne stop being such a crybaby it’s embarassing. Sheesh.
Kimmitt
Yeah, they took positions in the campaign, but taking potshots at the President’s daughters is really beyond the pale.
Flakbait
You know, after the election I was kind of hoping that the dems would shape up and go, “oooh, so THAT’S what we were doing wrong!”
But it looks like we’re in for another four years of sedition. Hooray.
platosearwax
Some of his rants were hilarious though, you gotta admit.
Shark
Boy, you sure can see how tolerant these libs are, can’t you?
Seems to me like those poor “homophobes” in Jesusland are more tolerant, forgiving, and broadminded than those enlightened city dwellers who all live in the echo chamber and can’t stomach opposing ideas…
I encourage all liberals to keep disparaging Jesusland. Remind them that they’re ingorant homphobic pigs at every chance.
60 GOP Senate seats in 2006
New GOP President (Jeb Bush?) in 2008
Keep it up liberals!
Ricky
Layne went over the edge after Zell’s speech.
No way, no WAY, he has the balls to say some of the stuff he types to someone’s face (other than a fellow moonbat).
There’s a word for folks like that….starts with “P”, but I’ll leave it at that.
CadillaqJaq
And people with twisted mindsets like Layne’s are the one’s GWB is supposed to “reach out” to? To “unify?”
When pigs fly.
Justin O.
Jesusland exists!
Marcus Wiley
As a devout Republican and proud resident of “Jesusland”, I am greatful for the comments and actions of degenerates such as Mr. Lane and his fat bastard buddy Michael Moore. These two are just disgusting enough to swing some Democrats back into the Republican camp. Keep up the good work boys, it only makes us stronger.