Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

Republicans don’t trust women.

Ah, the different things are different argument.

A consequence of cucumbers

Spilling the end game before they can coat it in frankl luntz-approved dogwhistles.

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

A lot of Dems talk about what the media tells them to talk about. Not helpful.

I was promised a recession.

The GOP is a fucking disgrace.

“Squeaker” McCarthy

Optimism opens the door to great things.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

Let there be snark.

A last alliance of elves and men. also pet photos.

“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”

DeSantis transforms Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

I’m pretty sure there’s only one Jack Smith.

Conservatism: there are some people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

Thanks for reminding me that Van Jones needs to be slapped.

… pundit janitors mopping up after the GOP

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  1. 1.

    Tim F

    I hope you remembered to feed Tunch; we can probably go longer than him without regular feeding. Plus, when he feels neglected, rather than beating a salami joke deep underground he probably just shreds the couch.

  3. 3.

    ppGaz

    Is this how the bird feels when the water bottle is going dry and nobody comes home to fill it up …. sitting in here looking out of the cage …. waiting ….. waiting …..

    [ thud ]

  6. 6.

    Stormy70

    Hook em, Horns!! Married to a Sooner family, even the babies were decked out in Sooner attire. Alas, this is the only outlet for secret joy.

  8. 8.

    demimondian

    He’s not dead. He’s … sleeping

    This salami is no longer with us. It is defunct. It has _expired_.

  13. 13.

    jobiuspublius

    We have satelite images of aluminum tubes that Saddam uses to hide the salami, or whatever it’s called.

    Stay the Salami

    Salami is on the march!

    No Salami Left Behind

    Culture if Salami

    Salami Values

    We have turned a salami, or whatever it’s called.

    The salami is in it’s last throws.

    Salamii, or whatever they are called, last 8, 10, 12 years.

  14. 14.

    DougJ

    The most important thing is for us to find salami. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him.”

    There’s an old poster out West… I recall, that said, ‘Wanted, Dead or Alive.’ With a picture of a big salami on it.

    I don’t know where salami is. I have no idea and really don’t care.

    I’ll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about salami.

    I just don’t think I ever said I’m not worried about salami.

  17. 17.

    zzyzx

    Hmmmmmmm, I was just at a wedding yesterday. The groom was a Steelers fan who I met at Phish shows. I wonder if we were at the same one ;)

  18. 18.

    jobiuspublius

    We must hide the salami, or whatever it’s call, over there, so we don’t have to hide it over here.

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