Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Polls are now a reliable indicator of what corporate Republicans want us to think.

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

If you thought you’d already seen people saying the stupidest things possible on the internet, prepare yourselves.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

Republicans got rid of McCarthy. Democrats chose not to save him.

The line between political reporting and fan fiction continues to blur.

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

“When somebody takes the time to draw up a playbook, they’re gonna use it.”

Come on, man.

These are not very smart people, and things got out of hand.

Everybody saw this coming.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

Hell hath no fury like a farmer bankrupted.

If a good thing happens for a bad reason, it’s still a good thing.

Dumb motherfuckers cannot understand a consequence that most 4 year olds have fully sorted out.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

In after Baud. Damn.

Cancel the cowardly Times and Post and set up an equivalent monthly donation to ProPublica.

White supremacy is terrorism.

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  1. 1.

    Tim F

    I hope you remembered to feed Tunch; we can probably go longer than him without regular feeding. Plus, when he feels neglected, rather than beating a salami joke deep underground he probably just shreds the couch.

  3. 3.

    ppGaz

    Is this how the bird feels when the water bottle is going dry and nobody comes home to fill it up …. sitting in here looking out of the cage …. waiting ….. waiting …..

    [ thud ]

  6. 6.

    Stormy70

    Hook em, Horns!! Married to a Sooner family, even the babies were decked out in Sooner attire. Alas, this is the only outlet for secret joy.

  8. 8.

    demimondian

    He’s not dead. He’s … sleeping

    This salami is no longer with us. It is defunct. It has _expired_.

  13. 13.

    jobiuspublius

    We have satelite images of aluminum tubes that Saddam uses to hide the salami, or whatever it’s called.

    Stay the Salami

    Salami is on the march!

    No Salami Left Behind

    Culture if Salami

    Salami Values

    We have turned a salami, or whatever it’s called.

    The salami is in it’s last throws.

    Salamii, or whatever they are called, last 8, 10, 12 years.

  14. 14.

    DougJ

    The most important thing is for us to find salami. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him.”

    There’s an old poster out West… I recall, that said, ‘Wanted, Dead or Alive.’ With a picture of a big salami on it.

    I don’t know where salami is. I have no idea and really don’t care.

    I’ll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about salami.

    I just don’t think I ever said I’m not worried about salami.

  17. 17.

    zzyzx

    Hmmmmmmm, I was just at a wedding yesterday. The groom was a Steelers fan who I met at Phish shows. I wonder if we were at the same one ;)

  18. 18.

    jobiuspublius

    We must hide the salami, or whatever it’s call, over there, so we don’t have to hide it over here.

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