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Questions and Answers

by John Cole|  March 20, 20057:54 pm| 24 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

You have questions, I have answers:

When Terri was taken to the hospital at the beginning, did anyone consider the possibility of foul play? Her husband Michael Schiavo’s is the only account of what happened before he called 911. A bone scan in 1991 found evidence of past trauma, and there’s more than one way for a woman to be deprived of oxygen Incidentally, Michael Schiavo is 6′ 6″ and 250 lbs.

Who knows if anyone considered foul play? Who cares? There is complete consensus by everyone involved in the medical community involved in this case that the reason Terry Schiavo is in this state is due to a severe potassium imbalance brought on my bulimia, which caused a heart attack, which then caused hypoxic brain damage. A bone scan could turn up other evidence of past trauma due to any number of things, including, say, hitting your head when you fell while having a heart attack.

Speculating about past trauma when there is no reason to is nothing more than attempting to villify Michael Schiavo, and you know it. Otherwise, you and others would quit mentioning Schiavo’s height and weight- which we all know has loads to do with the level of potassium in Terry Schiavo.

This is nothing more than a red herring, and a particularly vicious one.

I’ve read that Michael Schiavo wants to cremate her immediately after she dies. Why? Why not have an autopsy?

Because an autopsy is used to determine cause of death. If Terry Schiavo’s feeding tube is removed, and she dies of dehydration, I can tell you the cause of death without one incision. Quick- I bet you can figure out the cause of death, too! Pat yourself on the back if you said ‘dehydration.’

Again, this is a red herring, designed to imply that Michael is somehow to blame for condition, which, as we have discussed in great detail, was caused by a heart attack due to her bulimia.

Similarly, why not have an MRI? A group of neurologists has written that that such testing would be expected in the normal ourse of a diagnosis of “persistent vegetative state”

Because there is no point:

Most of the affidavits mention sophisticated new neuroimaging techniques which have been developed since the 1996 exams, and recommend that Schiavo receive a functional MRI (which tracks blood flow in the brain in response to specific stimuli) or a neuroSPECT exam (another functional imaging test). They note, correctly, that functional tests are capable of providing much more information about the nature and extent of brain damage than structural tests like a CAT scan. Yet Terri Schiavo’s cerebral cortex is not damaged, it is absent. The affidavits repeatedly fail to engage with this finding. Thus, we have Dr. Ankerman: “The long duration lack of speech seen after injury trauma is not always due to destruction of brain structure. Sometimes it is due to a state of brain dysfunction that is reversible.” Dr. Uszler: “Standard MRI or CAT scans are anatomy scans; they tell you if the tissue is there and its current structure, but these tests do not tell you whether the brain is working.” And, most incredibly, Dr. Terman: “If the results of her response to certain neurological tests, for example the fMRI, were similar to that of normal individuals with undamaged brains, such data might indicate that there is some potential for her rehabilitation.”

I suppose that these statements are technically true. Speechlessness is not always due to destruction of brain structure, but if massive destruction of brain structure is present, that’s certainly the way to bet. CAT scans tell you if tissue is present and structured normally, but not if it’s working; however, if tissue is absent, you’d think its lack of functionality could be assumed. And yes, if Terri had the same fMRI results as a healthy person, that would bode well for rehabilitation – but as we sometimes say here at Respectful of Otters, it’s equally true that if my aunt had testicles, she’d be my uncle. Terri Schiavo doesn’t have a cerebral cortex. She’s not going to have a normal fMRI pattern. She simply couldn’t. So it’s pointless to speculate about what it would mean if she did.

A group of neurosurgeons has signed a letter saying that a diagnosis of PVS is not warranted despite testimony from doctors at earlier trials. The reasons which could ultimately amount to pettifoggery – from what I’ve seen it seems likely that as the expression goes, the lights are on but no one’s home. But I would expect a court to impose a high burden of proof on those who are advocating an irreversible result like death, especially when her parents are willing to take her over. If the diagnoses were not per standards of the neurological profession, IMO the court failed in its fact-finding function and maybe some professionals need to be disciplined.

The nuerosurgeons in question have not examined Mrs. Schiavo:

None of the 17 affidavits are by providers who examined Schiavo. Only one of the 17 providers claims to have reviewed her medical records. The remaining 16 providers apparently based their statements primarily on six snippets of videotape, totalling 4 minutes and 20 seconds, which have been posted on Schiavo’s parents’ website and broadcast repeatedly on the news. Several of them explicitly say that they viewed these clips on the net, and the others all refer to the same short samples of behavior (e.g., Schiavo’s eyes tracking a balloon). Many of them say they read news stories about Schiavo. One admits to only seeing news stories and photographs. They all reference their experience with “similar patients,” but without qualifying what they mean by “similar.” For example, one doctor draws comparisons to catatonic patients – but catatonia simply refers to an absence of voluntary motion or interaction, and can be caused by any number of things. Another references stroke patients, and two more talk about patients with Alzheimer’s.

More here.

Near as I can tell, no one said anything about Terri Schiavo’s desire to die until after Michael Schiavo received a malpractice settlement, and those are Michael Schiavo and two of his relatives. Her own relatives say otherwise. Whatever MS’s rights as husband might be, how is it that the court determined who was telling the truth, if anyone? (sheesh, has everyone talked about this?).

The court document is here.

As her husband, absent the claim about her wishes, he could have decided to pull the plug on her anyway, right? The advantage of claiming that she wanted to die shortly after the settlement arrived would be that he would have cover to put her down sooner, laving more of her treatment money for him to use for his own purposes. It would look cynical if not suspicious if he decided to off her right away. In fact, I understand he’s spent about $300K of the $700K awarded for her care on lawyers and has withheld physical therapy on numerous occasions.

Other than the fact that this is just disgusting- accusing this man of wanting to kill his wife for a paltry sum of money after standing by her for a number of years, the simple fact of the matter is there is no money there:

1992, Terri was awarded nearly one million dollars by a malpractice jury and an out-of-court malpractice settlement which was designated for future medical expenses. Of these funds, less than $50,000 remains today.

This isn’t about money. This is about his wife’s wishes.

The court that found medical malpractice conclude that she was viable enough to be worthy of a $700K award for her care. But judging by how long Michael Schiavo has been trying to withhold life support and other care, she’s allegedly been beyond help for years. What has changed about her health since the original malpractice settlement? If there have been changes, can it be traced to Michael Schiavo’s supervision of her care? (incidentally, he got a $300K award for loss of consortium)

You are just making things up here. In no way would a finding of guilt in a malpractice case be contingent upon how viable the damaged party is for treatment. Have there been changes? Not really, but that is where medical gets in the way again- she is never going to grow back her cerebral cortex, and the idea of rehab is a canard. All that is really possible is to remain the way she is- and note, I have avoided using the word comfortable.

Terri Schiavo can not feel pain, understand pain, feel or experience pleasure, comfort, etc. She has no capacity to do so. Period. Here is a rundown of some of the possible ‘rehab’ she has cruelly been denied:

What about the “new treatments” which might help Schiavo? Many of the providers assert that she could be trained to swallow, and they’re probably correct. Swallowing is a brainstem reflex, and Schiavo still has her brainstem. The muscles of her throat could be stimulated – Mr. Lakas suggests using electric shock – to produce an automatic swallowing response to liquid nutrition. It’s hard to see how that would amount to an increase in quality of life, however, given the mechanical nature of the reflex and the likely increased risk of choking or aspiration pneumonia. What else? One of the doctors (Ankerman, again) recommends the off-label use of an Alzheimer’s drug, based on unpublished anecdotal evidence that it helps catatonic patients (not patients in a persistent vegetative state). Another recommends hyperbaric therapy, about which the trial court judge had previously pointed out, “It is interesting to note the absence of any [published] case studies since this therapy is not new and this condition has long been in the medical arena.”

The other two quesitons I can’t answer, other than to suggest that Michael is very bitter towards the Shindlers. Who can blame him?

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And Another Thing

by John Cole|  March 20, 20056:56 pm| 9 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

If I get one more damned email claiming I am ‘hostile to God’s word’ or anti-Christian, or some such other bit, I am going to explode.

I am not anti-God, I am not anti-religion, and I don’t hate the baby Jesus. I think people who want to ban nativity scenes are idiots. I think banning Christmas carols is idiotic. I have no problem with a moment of silence in school for prayer- you don’t have to pray if you don’t want to. I don;t care if our money has “In God We Trust” written on it, and I don’t care if the Ten Commandments are carved in stone in an Alabama courthouse or on the ceiling of the Supreme Court.

I think Barry Lynn is an idiot extremist, and I think one of the most misunderstood principles in the Constitution is the separation of Church and state. I think you could do a lot worse than hanging out with religious fundamentalists and extremely religious people- most of the truly religious people I have met were exceptionally decent people.

In short, I am not the enemy, although some of you seem really intent on making me one.

I am, however, overtly hostile to people who think their religious beliefs should be the end-all be-all on all things. Your religious beliefs are just that- yours. Please keep them that way.

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Family Matter

by John Cole|  March 20, 20056:36 pm| 6 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

As far as the Schiavo affair goes, this is not the dumbest nor the most offensive sentiment expressed, but it sure does deserve a response:

Whatever you think of the case and whatever anybody thinks about Congress is doing

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Heartless SOB’s

by John Cole|  March 20, 200512:07 pm| 5 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

I never thought I would see this day, but the NY Times has come out against Bambi:

Forgive us if you are among the millions of gardeners, farmers, bird-watchers, drivers, fence builders, claims adjusters, body-shop operators, roadkill scrapers, 911 dispatchers, physical therapists and chiropractors who know this already.

White-tailed deer are a plague.

In their overwhelming abundance, they are prime examples of an ecosystem badly out of balance. They denude forests, making life impossible for vulnerable native plants and birds while allowing invasive species to thrive. While deer profoundly vex suburban gardeners, that annoyance pales next to the lethal danger they pose to drivers.

Now, even bird lovers want the deer subdued. The New Jersey Audubon Society, in a report last week, urged the consideration of lethal means to solve the problem, arguing that fencing, contraception and other gentle tactics have proved largely ineffective. The group wants the government to rethink conservation policies it says are intended to maximize herds for hunters, and to consider – especially in the suburbs, where hunting is too dangerous – bringing in sharpshooters.

Heh.

*** Update ***

Don’t get me wrong, here. I live in WV- I know the trouble an out of control deer population can be. I am just making fun of the NY Times belated acknowledgment of the issue. The call for sharpshooters over hunters was kind of amusing, too.

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Lack of Perspective

by John Cole|  March 20, 200512:02 pm| 46 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

I am done blogging about Terri Schiavo, because it is clear that those who want to keep her alive are going to pay no attention to the medical experts who have diagnosed her, to her medical history, to the courts and their NUMEROUS rulings that have been upheld, to the evidence of her desire to die if she ever got in this situation, and to the wishes of her husband.

All of those are inconsequential when God is your copilot and you are charging hard towards a “Culture of Life,” whatever the hell that means. At any rate, there appears to be a subset of those who are part of Terri’s fight who are divorced from reality. When I quipped in the comments section that I was the last conservative, this was the response:

Yeah, you’re the last conservative, John. Don’t throw your shoulder while you’re patting yourself on the back, or your wife may decide that your quality of life has degraded to the point that you need to be starved to death.

You can’t debate that type of stupid, at least not honestly. Terri Schiavo is someone whose cerebral cortex was destroyed through hypoxic brain damage, receiving no oxygen for 15 minutes, resulting in the cerebral cortex atrophying to pulp and being replaced with cerebral fluid, leaving her bed bound with normal waking/sleeping hours. She is in a persistent vegetative state, with no concept of anything, since that aspect of her brain has been destroyed and will never be recreated through God or magic. She has only autonomic reactions, she can not swallow, and she is, other than the physical resemblence, not Terri Schiavo anymore.

When someone believes Terri Schiavo’s condition is the same thing as a ‘thrown shoulder,’ you are dealing with people who are living in an alternate reality. Really- it would do you just as well to debate Terri.

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Sweet Sixteen

by John Cole|  March 19, 200511:59 pm| 3 Comments

This post is in: Sports

My beloved Mountaineers are heading to the Sweet 16 after defeating 2nd ranked Wake Forest in Double OT.

Huzzah!

Props also to Greg Jones, the greatest wrestler in WVU history, who won his third NCAA championship today. And when I say greates wrestler in school history, I am not exaggerating:

Over the past several seasons, the West Virginia coaching staff has engaged in a rather bizarre offseason ritual. Coach Craig Turnbull and assistant coach Zeke Jones sat in the wrestling office, poured over a list of tournaments and brainstormed a way to schedule a match that their 184-pound wrestler would lose.

Seriously.

It’s not easy. Not when the wrestler in question is senior Greg Jones, who enters tonight’s 184-pound final against Tyler Baier of Cornell at the NCAA Division I Wrestling Championship at Savvis Center with the following qualifications:

A 50-match winning streak.

Two previous NCAA titles.

A total of 10 takedowns scored against him. In four seasons.

And more than 400 takedowns scored.

“Our goal his whole college career is to find somebody to beat him,” Zeke Jones said.

There’s a method to the coaches’ madness – to relieve Jones of the heavy burden of an undefeated season.

The only thing keeping Greg Jones from being mentioned in the same breath as four-time NCAA champions Pat Smith and Cael Sanderson is his performance as a sophomore at the 2003 NCAA tournament. He entered the tournament with a 46-match winning streak, got upset in the first round and failed to earn All-America status.

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March Madness

by John Cole|  March 19, 20052:32 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Humorous

An interesting take on March Madness.

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