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Grats to the Eers!

by John Cole|  March 19, 20066:24 pm| 14 Comments

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Congrats to the Mountaineers, who soundly defeated Northwestern State 67-54 and sent them home with smeared make-up and short one glass slipper. WVy advances to the Sweet Sixteen for the second year in a row.

Also, be nice to Tim, whose Panthers did not fare as well.

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  1. 1.

    Paul Wartenberg

    March 19, 2006 at 6:28 pm

    Ahem. Go Gators. Go Gators. Orange! Blue!

    P.S. Go Zags. I’ve been rooting for them too since 93, and I still don’t know why…

  2. 2.

    Vlad

    March 19, 2006 at 6:57 pm

    I’m a Duke fan/alum, so I’m pretty pleased with the weekend’s events as well.

  3. 3.

    Pooh

    March 19, 2006 at 8:48 pm

    Vlad, best game Duke has played in two months. Josh McRoberts is very quickly becoming one of my 17 arbitrarily favorite human beings. (Along with Glenn Greenwald and Ileanna Ros-Lehtinen, so there is neither rhyme nor reason…)

    John, the ‘Neers win was the final proof for me that there is no god, you deserved them to lose for your morning shpost…(I keed)

    And was I the only one who was chanting “Make Roy Cry! Make Roy Cry!” at the end of the GMU-UNC game.

  4. 4.

    Ekim

    March 19, 2006 at 8:53 pm

    UW Huskies vs Gonzaga Bulldogs in the final; all Washington, all dogs championship.

  5. 5.

    rilkefan

    March 19, 2006 at 9:29 pm

    “Smeared making”? Would that be “makeup”?

  6. 6.

    Bob In Pacifica

    March 19, 2006 at 9:33 pm

    Is it okay to cheer for a sports team? I mean, you know, in public. A group of people together, expressing their emotion.

    Or boo another team?

    It seems like it’s okay to gather together in public to express support or disfavor as long as it is about nothing that actually counts for anything.

  7. 7.

    Mean Gene

    March 19, 2006 at 10:35 pm

    If you got a look at Aaron Gray’s bracket I’m pretty sure you’d see he had Bradley in the Sweet Sixteen. How else to explain his ghastly performance? The idea of him declaring for the NBA Draft seems especially ludicrious now.

  8. 8.

    demimondian

    March 19, 2006 at 10:36 pm

    Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho!
    WVa has got to go!
    Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho!
    Cindy Sheehan told me so!

    Two! Four! Six! Eight!
    We don’t want to demonstrate!
    One! Three! Five! Seven!
    Can’t disturb Cole’s private heaven!

  9. 9.

    Bruce in Alta California

    March 19, 2006 at 10:58 pm

    Ahhh American Sports. The opiate of the masses. Go, somebody, go! Hurray for my team, Boo to your team. It only serves to divert our attention from what is really happening.

    Consider this a protest.

  10. 10.

    Vlad

    March 20, 2006 at 7:26 am

    Chris Taft did, though, so you can never say “never”.

  11. 11.

    Vlad

    March 20, 2006 at 12:16 pm

    Hell, I’m still shocked about Shavlik Randolph turning pro.

  12. 12.

    Sam

    March 20, 2006 at 12:22 pm

    I’m going to go ahead and protest Bruce. I enjoy sports exactly because they are a diversion from what’s going on in our day-to-day world. Sorry, but Iraq, our government, and pretty much everything else is depressing. But Mike Gansey posting a double/double because he ran his ass off?

    Well that’s just downright enjoyable.

  13. 13.

    Chefrad

    March 20, 2006 at 2:03 pm

    Wow! Northwestern State!

    Question: which state?

    That oughta push George Mason out of the headlines.

  14. 14.

    joe

    March 20, 2006 at 2:50 pm

    The Wichita-Mason game is really for the Championship.

    Joe
    Wichita State 1969

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