By popular demand, let’s scroll that last thread a bit down the page.
Mister Floofersons probably doesn’t mind uninvited backrubs. That, my friends, is the difference between Mister Floofersons and the German Chancellor.
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Jim Allen
“Mister Floofersons”?
Mary
Snorgle! Prosh! Anerable! I’m barfing rainbows!
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Oh, so this isn’t Cute Overload? Bummer.
Krista
“Please don’t let Putin touch me!”
Pooh
Krista sorta beat me to it, but I was going to note that Mr. Floofersons (????) (no, seriously, who does that?) and Chancellor Merkle have the same facial expressions…
Zifnab
If the President were to stuff Mister Floofersons into his mouth and eat him, how long do you think it would take talk radio to applaud the President’s actions? How long until Mister Floofersons would be declared a terrorist? How long until Arlen Specter retroactively adds an addendum to animal cruelty legislation to protect the Executive Branch from prosecution in the event they devour a kitten for national security purposes?
srv
Since everyone here is an expert on everything, and it’s an open thread, soliciting advice for:
1) Backpacking trip in Idaho, have 5-6 days. Nothing too vertical. Looking mostly at Frank Church, trails like Indian Creek, Centennial, etc.
2) Rafting cost/permits are out of the question this year, but are there rivers/lakes/sections I could day-paddle?
3) Any must-sees in the state?
Tsulagi
Well, if the retard mistook Mister Flooferson for a dinner roll, and some were appalled, you can be certain the manly, bold, testosterone-packed action figure of the Republicans would put it in proper perspective. Annie’s adams apple would just be a warp-speed blur while shrieking “I’ve never seen so many widowed cat lovers happy the president ate the cat!!”
Sojourner
For all you intelligent design skeptics, at last there is
proof…
b-psycho
Quick, someone photoshop a joint in its mouth!
Pooh
Such a study has already been performed…
Nutcutter
srv, this is for you. Enjoy.
Zifnab
SRV, bring lots of water. It’s, like, a bazillion degrees out there.
Richard 23
Awwww, that look’s like FluffyNoseAndToes or Nummy Muffin Butter. Awww, so cute. Ooops, I’m gonna hurl.
The Other Steve
Ralph Reed lost in the primary for Lt. Gov of Georgia.
Turns out the rest of the religious right ain’t no different than Jim and Tammy Baker. It’s all about the benjamins to them. The big house, the big car, and the trips to Paris.
Jess
That’s even better than my calling my kitty “furry purry”! ‘fes up, Richard–you’ve used this phrase before, haven’t you? And no doubt worse…
Krista
Nummy Muffin Butter?
GOP4Me
Isn’t that an MST3K song? “Nummy Muffin Cuckoo Butter”?
Jim Allen
Forget whether Bush is on something – I fear someone has spiked the punch bowl here at Balloon Juice.
“Mister Floofersons”?
“Nummy Muffin Butter”?
It’s a sad state of affairs when a link to the world’s largest styrofoam potato is the most mainstream posting. And that potato is way cool.
Krista
Very possibly…It’d be great if it was Trumpy singing it, wouldn’t it?
Richard 23
Pod People just played back in my mind in a blurred rush.
Krista
Food…eating…the theatre…
rachel
Kitty!
Richard 23
I hereby name that kitten Fluffykins. After my late kitty Fluffykins. ** sniffle **
Krista
FluffyNoseAndToes? Nummy Muffin Butter? Fluffykins?
Richard, I’m concerned about you. Have you been drinking peach schnaaps again?
Richard 23
Yes, but at least I didn’t come up with “purry furry.” Now that’s just going beyond the pale. Little Kitten Kuddles and Kitten Kaboodle is one thing but “purry furry?” Ew yucky poo.
Now back away from the peach schnapps.
Richard 23
Oh and “rosebud” was the name of my girlfriend’s, er, uh, never mind. Then I woke up and knocked over the snowglobe.
Sometimes I wonder what’s going on with me. Then I realize at least I’m not Senator Darrell and rejoice!
Krista
Thanks for correcting the spelling on peach schnapps. I never drink the stuff, so forgot how to spell it.
I suppose I shouldn’t make fun, though. Lord knows I have enough cutesy nicknames for my dog.
Richard 23
Just don’t call him/her Senator Darrell or Jeff “Cockslap” Goldstein, Krista. Mr Woofies or Sir Barks-a-Lot would suffice.
Hey, wait! What cutesy names do you call Barkie Boy anyway?
Krista
There are too many to completely list, and some names get used much more often than others. And I would never call him after Darrell or Jeff Goldstein (well, except maybe for when he’s licking himself incessantly…)