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St. Paddy’s Day Open Thread

by Tim F|  March 17, 200710:59 am| 6 Comments

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Our Irish friends missed Burns Day this year so tonight everybody has to attend their Paddy’s Day party in a kilt.

In honor of the wrong holiday, here is the poem that I read at the last Burns Day.

AE fond kiss, and then we sever;
Ae fareweel, alas, for ever!
Deep in heart-wrung tears I’ll pledge thee,
Warring sighs and groans I’ll wage thee!

Who shall say that Fortune grieves him
While the star of hope she leaves him?
Me, nae cheerfu’ twinkle lights me,
Dark despair around benights me.

I’ll ne’er blame my partial fancy;
Naething could resist my Nancy;
But to see her was to love her,
Love but her, and love for ever.

Had we never loved sae kindly,
Had we never loved sae blindly,
Never met—or never parted,
We had ne’er been broken-hearted.

Fare thee weel, thou first and fairest!
Fare thee weel, thou best and dearest!
Thine be ilka joy and treasure,
Peace, enjoyment, love, and pleasure!

Ae fond kiss, and then we sever!
Ae fareweel, alas, for ever!
Deep in heart-wrung tears I’ll pledge thee,
Warring sighs and groans I’ll wage thee!

Chat about whatever.

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  1. 1.

    Rome Again

    March 17, 2007 at 2:53 pm

    I just wanted to offer Paddy O’Shea some comfort, since nobody showed up for this party after several hours, at least you got the Irish Spring advertisement on the forum today Paddy. I hope that makes you feel better. ::smiles::

  2. 2.

    ThymeZone

    March 17, 2007 at 3:05 pm

    St. Paddy’s day …. named after the patron saint of Irish Expertise on Potato Plant Genetics?

    St. Paddy’s day …. when a little tiny country full of belligerant drunks decides that everybody in the world should wear a fucking green necktie and drink stupid green beer?

    Enjoy, everyone. Really, I mean it in the most nurturing way.

  3. 3.

    ThymeZone

    March 17, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    Thanks to Kevin Drum, we know of this, proof that it’s Democrats that don’t understand national security.

    Let’s hear it for the strong, trustworthy Republicans who are keeping us safe.

  4. 4.

    Rome Again

    March 17, 2007 at 3:24 pm

    St. Paddy’s day …. when a little tiny country full of belligerant drunks decides that everybody in the world should wear a fucking green necktie and drink stupid green beer?

    Oh heavens, I’m wearing blue, what now?

  5. 5.

    Rome Again

    March 17, 2007 at 3:47 pm

    No one doubted the finality of Perry’s message. The OMB, which sets the course for nearly every proposal coming out of the White House, is a much-feared department that raises or lowers its thumb on policy priorities, a sort of mini-Caesar at the interagency coliseum. But Philip Perry could boast one more source of authority: he was, and is, the husband of Elizabeth Cheney, and son-in-law of Vice President Dick Cheney. After Perry spoke, only Bostock dared to protest, though to little effect. “He was obnoxious,” Bostock recalls.

    I’m so sick of this nepotistic crap. Can we please have a government where family members don’t get preferential treatment?

  6. 6.

    BIRDZILLA

    March 19, 2007 at 9:20 pm

    KISS ME AND I,LL PICK YOUR EYES OUT SQUAWK SQUAWK

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