Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Republicans don’t lie to be believed, they lie to be repeated.

I conferred with the team and they all agree – still not tired of winning!

Trump’s legal defense is going to be a dumpster fire inside a clown car on a derailing train.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

I also would like a pony to improve my balloon juice experience.

Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!

Fuck these fucking interesting times.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.

FFS people, this was a good thing. take the win.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

In after Baud. Damn.

Please don’t feed the bears.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

Oh FFS you might as well trust a 6-year-old with a flamethrower.

If you thought you’d already seen people saying the stupidest things possible on the internet, prepare yourselves.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

Republicans would impeach Biden if he bit into a whole Kit Kat rather than breaking the sections apart.

After dobbs, women are no longer free.

Everything is totally normal and fine!!!

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

The Supreme Court cannot be allowed to become the ultimate, unaccountable arbiter of everything.

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  1. 1.

    Tsulagi

    So the admin’s AIDS Czar, their point man for faithfulness and abstinence over condom use in Africa to prevent the disease was dialing for hookers? Surprise factor? About zero.

    I’m sure Mrs. AIDS Czar is feeling real comfortable with his no-condom policy about now. But no worries, ma’am, like Haggard with his paid hooker, no sex. Just put that in among all the other known truths from the family values party.

    Off-topic, but since someone just sent this to me and I found it a little funny too, can anyone help this woman find her lost puppy?

  3. 3.

    KC

    Same ‘ole shit, different day. Just another ultra moralist who enjoys getting a good “massage” after work when his family isn’t around.

  4. 4.

    DougJ

    What do you want to bet this guy was buying meth from them too? Not that he used it of course. I’ll bet he bought it and threw it away the same as most people who buy meth from hookers.

  5. 5.

    RSA

    At Least It Wasn’t A Boy

    And I thought this was going to be about a birth announcement. Boy, Republicans ruin everything, don’t they?

  6. 6.

    jake

    Your tax dollars at work.

    Palfrey maintains she ran a sexual fantasy business…

    “Randy Tobias has indeed had many roles in his life…”

    His favourite is “Naughty School Boy,” though he is partial to “Lonely Goatherd.”

    …but none more important than the roles he’s played in government, where he has been someone who has been most involved in organizing America’s compassion to the world.”

    Uh huh. And in keeping with that role he switched from Madame Palfrey’s to an agency staffed by women from Central America.

  8. 8.

    demimondian

    Prepare for emergency jackalope deployment!

    Cap’n — ye ha’ already used that against the Rrrr-omulans, Si-rrr. Ye canna do tha!

  9. 9.

    caustics

    In 2003, [Randy Tobias] co-wrote a book on leadership lessons with his son, Todd, entitled, “Put the Moose on the Table.”

    And have the moose dress like a cheerleader. And have the moose whip you and tell you you’re a bad boy.

    Christ…where do they find these people.

  10. 10.

    Scruffy McSnufflepuss

    What do you want to bet this guy was buying meth from them too? Not that he used it of course. I’ll bet he bought it and threw it away the same as most people who buy meth from hookers.

    I support that. I think it’s much more responsible than letting the meth fall into the hands of young children, or terrorists who might sell it to young children.

    Why don’t we hear about all the meth that members and supporters of the Bush Administration aren’t snorting off the bodies of prostitutes?

  11. 11.

    Punchy

    WAYYYYYYYY OT:

    Am I the last guy in America south of International Falls that loves the NHL playoffs? How awesome is pure hockey, minus the fighting bullshit and ticky-tack penalties?

  13. 13.

    Chad N. Freude

    Hockey isn’t really off topic. Hockey has a puck and the thread topic has … nudge, nudge, wink, wink. In hockey, goalies try to prevent penetration of the goal. In the thread topic, girlies try to encourage penetration of the girl. In hockey, the players wield long hard sticks. In the thread topic, players wield long hard dicks. Et cetera.

  14. 14.

    Tim F.

    I love the part where this Tobias guy was the fellow in charge of abstinence-only education and imposing America’s puritan moral codes on the world, e.g. denying funds for STD programs for prostitutes. Can’t let anybody else be having safe sex.

  15. 15.

    Jon H

    ““Put the Moose on the Table.””

    Is this some weird Republican sex euphemism I’ve not heard of?

  16. 16.

    grumpy realist

    Or are these the two that claimed to have found a lesbian sex manual in the military history section of the library and were Shocked, Just Shocked!?

    (After looking at for several hours, of course.)

  17. 17.

    DougJ

    I like this:

    Ross added new details to that story tonight, recounting how he asked Tobias in a telephone interview “if he knew any of the young women, their names. He said he didn’t remember them at all. He said it was like ordering pizza.”

  18. 18.

    Scruffy McSnufflepuss

    Ross added new details to that story tonight, recounting how he asked Tobias in a telephone interview “if he knew any of the young women, their names. He said he didn’t remember them at all. He said it was like ordering pizza.”

    That’s sweet.

    I wonder if he had any coupons for free toppings and such.

  21. 21.

    Rome Again

    Cap’n—ye ha’ already used that against the Rrrr-omulans, Si-rrr. Ye canna do tha!

    ::choking back coffee:: Demi, I think this is my favorite post ever!

  22. 22.

    The Truffle

    Here’s my question: why does it seem that Balloon Juice and Sullivan are the only rightie bloggers calling these people on their general hypocrisy? If I were a conservatives, I’d be floored by all these scandals that keep piling up.

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  1. […] This isn’t local and in some sense it is even political, but I wouldn’t be able to live with myself if I didn’t pass it on.  Remember Randall Tobias, the Deputy Secretary of State who resigned Friday when it was made public that he used an escort service?  Well, there’s new information out, courtesy of ABC news and an astute commenter on the blog Balloon Juice: […]