I bet you didn’t know that I played safety for five seasons with the Pats (pro bowl!), then the Chargers and Rams. To be fair I had no idea myself until I read it on Tom Maguire’s blog. You think I would remember something like that.
Treat this as an open thread.
Zifnab
How to make $350,000 by kissing another man’s girlfriend.
Tom Maguire
What’s in a name? Sorry about my confusion – Fortunately I was not under oath, because I could have sworn I had read “Tim Fox” instead of “Tim F.”
Tim F.
No worries. A commenter used the same name on another thread so I thought there might be something going on.
Zombie Santa Claus
Until northern Alaska gets an NFL team, fuck you all!
ThymeZone
The Wire sucks.
Andrew
I heard you have to watch the first 4 seasons before you “get it.”
jake
Yes, but I have it on good authority that the Pats suck.
However, I do admire your restraint. You could have devoted weeks to winding up the guys on Just One Minute [I’m ‘baitin].
ThymeZone
I watched two episodes and my hair fell out.
Dave
Can’t you sue for that, or get rogaine or something?
Krista
That’s what you get for not always wearing your helmet, Tim. Bet you’ve also forgotten all about your movie work, haven’t you?
ThymeZone
Actually, I thought I’d try to capture the effect and sell it as a depilatory.
Sri Ramkrishna
Since it’s open thread, I just gotta say Keith’s Olbermann’s special comment pretty much sums up my disgust. I haven’t seen a performance like that in quite a while that so articulates what I was feeling.
BTW what’s with the amazon book list on the left:
“Calvin Klein’s Men’s XT Gripper Jam”, “Big book of Drawing and Painting (with a pic of a naked chick), and “Pimps, Whores and Welfare Brats”. :-)
Someone bring out the tequila..
sri
The Other Steve
Heh, according to Maguire’s commentors… We’re all moonbats.
I guess the last six republicans on the planet still hang out over there.
The Other Steve
Wrong Tim Fox. He’s obviously this one. The guy who played Trouble Maker No 2 in We’re the Government and you’re not!
The Other Steve
Speaking of movies. Mr. Brooks looks like a good one.
Andrew
no.
no.
no.
Dane Cook.
no.
no.
no.
Zombie Santa Claus
Who do you guys like better, Alizee or Beyonce? Be honest.
Andrew
Wow, what a question.
The only equivalent I can think of is this:
Would you rather make out with the most beautiful, sexiest French woman in the entire universe on a pile of hundred dollar bills while being elected President, discovering the cure for cancer, and fixing the Middle East, while the 2nd and 3rd most beautiful women in the world, Monica Bellucci and Melissa Theuriau, are waiting their turn, or would you rather be yelled at by a no-talent skank with an armpit problem?
Actually, that might be understating things a bit.
Alizee for the win.
Andrew
I’ve rethought the ex-gay homosexual conversion thing. We might as well give it a try if they want. But we can do it really, really, efficiently. If the last minute of this video doesn’t work, nothing ever, ever will.
Also, Beyonce has thick ankles. Gross.
Shall I go on?
Zombie Santa Claus
That’s one vote for Alizee, I take it.
Zombie Santa Claus
I think Alizee’s pretty hot, but personally I like Beyonce.
So sue me, fuckers. I’m fat, immortal, old, and undead. No accountin’ for taste, is there?
Ho ho ho, bitches!
The Other Steve
Dane Cook – Bad, I know. But there’s a good chance he ends up dying a gruesome death. So that’s good, right?
Zombie Santa Claus
How about Alizee versus Angelina Jolie?
The Other Steve
I’ll take Alizee for $100, Alex.
Zombie Santa Claus
Alizee-2
Beyonce-1
Angelina-0
Damn. This is a rough crowd. Or is it just ‘cuz she’s French, and you guys are all moonbats?
Punchy
Depending on which patch of hair, perhaps I should get the girlfriend to watch it.
Rome Again
Oh, that’s just your usual right-wing entertainment.
Davebo
Just be glad McGuire assumed what your last name was rather than waterboarding it out of you.
Oh, wait, he broke his waterboard on Joe Wilson didn’t he?
ThymeZone
Ba-da-boom!
canuckistani
I coulda voted for Angelina, but that whole swapping blood with Billy-whatsisname Thornton really creeped me out. I like my women not-entirely-batshit-crazy.
Rome Again
It’s times like this that I wish I was Asian. ;)
Rome Again
I think Angelina’s character on “Girl Interrupted” was not a character at all, it was her Angelina playing herself.
Zombie Santa Claus
I have a thing for crazy women. Mrs. Klaus may seem sweet and nice in all the movies, but believe me, she’s a sociopath with as wanton a disregard for human life as ever landed a man in the death house. Why, if she even suspected I was asking these questions, she’d gut me like a trout from crotch to sternum.
Ho ho ho, bitches!
Fruitbat Jones
Don’t read this too quickly, lest you befall my bad luck and get the relationship between the words “crotch” and “trout” and “gut” all mixed up, and then get all grossed out unecessarily.
Zombie Santa Claus
Or, alternatively, DO read it too quickly, if jumbling those words would result in something that really churns your butter.
Whatever floats your boat, folks!
ThymeZone
I am a failed Zoology major, and all that, but …. can you point me to the crotch on a trout?
Thanks. I just want to add this to my general knowledge.
Zombie Santa Claus
It’s where the back tail meets the underside-thingies. Near where the poop comes out.
Jesus, I hope I’m not tittilating anyone.
Dreggas
O/T But…
Coincidence?
Cyrus
I don’t get it. “She’d trout me like a crotch from gut to sternum?” “She’d crotch me like a gut from trout to sternum?” “Her crotch went from my sternum to her trout?”
Rome Again
I’ll bet you do.
The Other Steve
No.
There are so many similarities between Republicans and Nazis it’s not even funny any more.
Rome Again
Wouldn’t Guliani make a great “Herr Fuhrer”? Scares hell out of me when I think about it.
Rusty Shackleford
In the immortal words of Charles “Chachi” Arcola, “Wah, Wah, Wah.”
Perry Como
Maybe it’s only seen on the trouser trout.