She is attractive and everything, but I am not sure if she is worth five thousand, your job, your reputation, a criminal indictment, and your marriage.
Nope. She isn’t. Better than Lewinsky, though.
Consider this an open thread (And why do I tell you to consider things open threads? You talk about whatever you want, anyway, and I don’t care.).
cbear
She is pretty hot. I might go for the 5 g’s, the job, and the marriage. How many hours with her does that buy me?
Ted
Classic behavior of some workaholic men at the office, magnified by the ‘office’ being the Oval one. Bill went with what was immediately available. No time to be picky.
Ugh
Supposedly it was only $1000/hour. Which is expensive but getting into “I might consider it” range* if there were no costing “your job, your reputation, a criminal indictment, and your marriage.”
*Or not.
p.lukasiak
Never one to miss an open thread opportunity to blogwhore my latest study…
Misogyny, Sexism, & the Gender Gap in the 2008 Election
Here’s how it starts out…
note that this does not take a position on who is the better candidate, it merely examines gender preferences as expressed for the recent SUSA 50 state poll general election poll.
Mary
Lewinsky was a foolish young woman to get involved in a sexual relationship with Clinton. But she’s also attractive in her own right and has finally used her more than decent brain to get her degree from the London School of Economics.
So if you were just expressing a preference for one physical type over another, fine*. But I hope that wasn’t an echo of “HURF DURF CLINTON GOT BLOWN BY A FAT GIRL”. I don’t think it was, but I did twitch at that bit.
(*I prefer tall, broad-shouldered redheads myself. But I don’t snicker at short, plush, balding guys who are also perfectly attractive, either.)
Mike S
I think you guys are missing the point. As Jack said, you pay them to leave.
Helena Montana
She looks a bit like Audrey Hepburn.
jake
Perish the thought.
I think it’s kind of weird she’s wearing shades that hide half her face and what I can see of her face reminds me of Paris Hilton. She might have Ms. Choksondik eyes back there for all you know.
srv
MOM!
demimondian
Not exactly. I think it was more like “HURF DURF CLINTON GOT BLOWN BY THAT FUGLY FAT GIRL”
SammyB
There is no way she is worth 5G’s
4tehlulz
She is nowhere close to worth $5K.
SmilingPolitely
If Bill had been boinking this girl, instead of Lewinsky, who could have blamed him? He would have probably gotten the medal of freedom and a standing ovation from congress.
That he fucked the Democratic party over a Lewinsky… dude deserved to be impeached! A Lewinsky sullies the reputation of the office. From Marilyn Monroe to a Monica Lewinsky, where did the president’s standards go? Hillary is goddamn hotter than that woman, Ms. Lewinsky. Shame on you, Bill Clinton!
eastriver
“Better than Lewinsky.” ker-SNAP. Ouch.
In the bikini shot on the boat she looks like a poor man’s Ali McGraw.
Napoleon
Well then here are better face pictures:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/12/eliot-spitzers-kristen-_n_91162.html
PK
What if she was free, available and drooling after you? Is she still worth losing the wife, job, reputation, career and gaining a criminal indictment over?
Dennis - SGMM
I can’t help thinking that for the price of being in her for ten hours you could be in a Mercedes Benz for twenty years.
cbear
Or a Kia for sixty.
Krista
We like to humour you with the illusion that it’s still your blog.
And don’t be mean to Monica. Bill’s moved on and is fine, but she’s going to be infamous for that scandal for the rest of her natural life. Who hasn’t done idiotic things at the age of 22? Frankly, I feel bad for her. She was young and stupid and had her head turned by a very powerful and charismatic man. Most of us don’t have our more idiotic decisions broadcast on the national and international news, and then have to deal with every random stranger calling you fat and ugly.
4tehlulz
I’ve seen better-looking camwhores.
Ted
And while the physical quality of the women you would attract would not match up, the quantity would probably far exceed it.
Dennis - SGMM
You’re doing better than a Certain High Profile Blog that won’t be named. I gave up posting on it when, no matter what the topic, ten posts in the comments were all about kitties or each other’s personal lives.
Cain
You know it’s like 6 weeks till PA. I wonder if I should take a break from reading political blogs. Because the shit is going to churn to a froth and I’m not sure I can continue to be outraged for 6 weeks perpetually.
I hope we have other things to blog about like hot white chicks and cats and definitely michael jackson. Kudos if you do all three at once.
cain
SamFromUtah
I gave up posting on it when, no matter what the topic, ten posts in the comments were all about kitties or each other’s personal lives.
I think I gave up on the same one for the same reason. But I can think of three Certain High Profile Blogs like that right off the top of my head.
J Bean
I always kind of admired Uncle Bill for his taste in women. Monica actually reminds me of the wife. Ken Starr pulled Monica into an interrogation room and tried to get her to say that she had been harassed for something like 12 hours. He refused to let her get a lawyer or even call her family, but she still refused to say that Bill initiated the contact. She’s as tough as nails — if she hadn’t been and had taken the easy way out, he would have resigned or been thrown out of office. Monica Lewinsky was both smart and tough. Most guys may not think those are appealing traits, but apparently Bill does.
myiq2xu
Here’s a better view of Spitzer’s rental “kitty”
Can you prove he wasn’t? If not, then under the “Clinton” rules” he is guilty.
Zifnab
Emperor’s Club VIP List
Ok, so kindly explain the difference between Alicia and Daniella. You’ve got a 3 diamond girl and a 6 diamond girl and I’m not seeing any noticeable physical difference. There are no un-hot girls at this club. Who are they fooling? It’s like watching people pay a couple grand for a bottle of wine. What the hell could you possibly be drinking or fucking that would be worth that god-damn much?
Couldn’t he just boink his secretary like every other high executive? I’ve seen some fucking amazing secretaries. I’m just say’n.
Cain
Keith Olbermann apparently is giving a special comment against Hillary. Reading the comments on Huffington Post, it’s sort of sad watching people now calling him a gas bag, a loud mouth.. Whatever good he’s done bashing the Bush administration has been forgotten in the heat of partisan adulation.
cain
Dennis - SGMM
Actually, under the current “Clinton rules”, he’s the victim.
myiq2xu
Anybody skull fucking that kitten is not a victim.
JGabriel
Ashley Alexandra Dupre
aka Ashley Youmans
aka Ashley Rae Maika DiPietro
aka Kristen (from her MySpace page):
Pause.
.
John Cole
I honestly have no clue what blog you are talking about.
Dennis - SGMM
Dan Abrams is saying that Mary Anne (Dawn Wells) from “Gilligan’s Island” was busted for marijuana possession.
Back in the day, I would have given a lot to wake up at the crack of Dawn.
myiq2xu
Wouldn’t you rather have Barbara E in her PJ’s saying “Yes Master?”
Dennis - SGMM
Must have been about ten million babies lost their chance over that one too.
cbear
Idiot here. I think its the one run by 2 very smart ladies and has something about a dog, a fire, and a lake in its title.
The posts are often top-notch, but the comments usually devolve into kitchen chats with the neighbor ladies.
p.a.
Now here’s a discussion showing this blog’s age demographic! If I may add my ‘1960’s and 1970’s formative years’ perspective, Elizabeth Montgomery had it over all of them- speaking TV sexy, not counting movie actresses.
cbear
Too right. Many is the night that I dreamed of introducing her to my “Gilligan”.
Krista
Note to self: if I ever have a daughter, do NOT name her Dawn.
The 6-diamond girl lets you into the narrower mineshaft.
Did I just say that out loud?
Jim
What saddens me about this is I banged a considerably hotter chick whom I worked with at Linens-n-Things over a summer break. For free!
When I get older, will it really cost that much?
Ari
Say, did anyone else notice that the ‘broken’ home refered to in the first paragraph of the NYtimes story seems to only come from the description on this girl’s myspace page? I’m hardly the type to reflexively diss the Times, and no doubt all newspapers are doing this, but I’m getting sick of articles that are obviously regurgitations of websites, or worse, obviously use a google search as a source of “facts.”
myiq2xu
It could get really expensive any day. Just let one of your little swimmers make contact.
VidaLoca
Jane Hamshers of the Left!
cbear
Hell, at that age I was so fucking horny that I would have accepted a handjob from Aunt Bea…if I thought nobody would have found out about it.
Mary
OK, if we’re talking about tv crushes and nascent sexuality and all that, I first felt that funny feeling in my tummy when I was 11 and saw The Feminist and The Fuzz with David Hartman and Barbara Eden. (Yes, THAT David Hartman).
puts paper bag over head
What was I thinking? True, I was home sick, and maybe that made me more susceptible to the tall, craggy type, but still, the man who would become Lucas freakin’ Tanner and a host on GMA? I am so uncool.
merrinc
I did a lot of idiotic things in my 20’s (it was in fact, my decade of idiocy) but I’m pretty sure that if I’d had the opportunity to meet/interact with the POTUS, I woudn’t have flashed him my thong.
myiq2xu
I was a little young for Barbara, Dawn and Liz, so my steamy trio was Kate, Jaclyn and Farrah.
myiq2xu
Are you saying that if the POTUS needed a place to put his cigar you wouldn’t have done your patriotic duty?
myiq2xu
Kinda like riding a Moped, huh?
demimondian
Thinking with one’s gonads is a notoriously risky proposition. Trying to figure out why your gonads thought a particular thing is even more pointless.
Dennis - SGMM
ROTFLMAO!
demimondian
MyTrioSameAsHis
Martin
Actually, you pay them to keep quiet. The Globe pays a lot for an exclusive on a Gov getting yanked.
JGabriel
Ari:
The Times also spoke with Dupre and her mother. It’s not as if the they didn’t talk to the subjects to confirm/corroborate the story.
Your lareger point is correct, of course. It just doesn’t seem to be a valid criticism in this case.
.
cbear
I wonder if I’m the only one here that had a serious hankering to put the bone to Morticia Addams?
Her and that slinky black dress.
Krista
At least you can be proud of that. I was a shrieking New Kids on the Block fan. Yeah, I lusted after Donnie Wahlberg. Although, at least he did grow up to be pretty good-looking, from what I saw when he was on “Boomtown”.
That was just innocent infatuation, though. The first famous guy who got me all flustered ‘n’ stuff was Christian Slater.
Dennis - SGMM
Seconded.
myiq2xu
Flora and Fauna! You never wanted twins?
Dennis - SGMM
They didn’t speak French.
myiq2xu
I preferred his “sister” Helen in Legend of Billy Jean.
I was already married w/children by then but . . .
demimondian
Think of all the lucky young women who are growing up fantasizing about Rupert Grint. And all the lucky young men who are dreaming about trysts with Evanna Lynch.
cbear
I used to fuck a guy who looked just like Christian Slater when I was in prison.
myiq2xu
Oh Yeah? When I was in prison I used to fuck a guy who looked just like Aunt Bea!
cbear
BASTARD! Keep your goddamn Hillary-loving paws off my bitches.
Dennis - SGMM
Okay, I’m sitting here all alone in front of the computer, laughing my head off. Thank you!
cbear
Ahem, for those of you that don’t know, the “I used to fuck a guy who looked like _______ in prison” is a takeoff from a famous line in the movie Roadhouse.
I hope I’ll still be invited to attend the Ballon Juice garden party?
myiq2xu
TDS: “Tainted Gov”
AkaDad
Chrissy from Three’s Company and Alice from The Brady Bunch.
cbear
No problem Sarge. Thanks for your service.
BTW, am I correct in thinking that you were the author of the famous “…who sucked the Clinton dick” comment?
If so, and however irreverant the comment might have been, I salute you for having attained a Zen-like level of snark.
cbear
Good ol Alice. Funny that you mention her, cause I made myiq fuck a guy who looked just like her when we were in prison. Myiq got a little miffed when the dude kept yelling “Oh, Sweet Obama” during the lovefest, but everything worked out in the end.
jake
Blurg. Think of all the young men and women who grow up with a thing for drugged out, half-frozen waifs. (Watch out Michael Stipe!) Christ, those kids need a course of iron supplements, regular sessions under a sun lamp and they shouldn’t be excused from the table until they’ve eaten all their veggies.
myiq2xu
She took care of Sam’s meat. From what I heard, Peter and Bobby’s too.
Greg had Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!
jake
Don’t listen. That’s what he said when I used to fuck him in prison.
Dennis - SGMM
Yeah, I’m the proud author of the “another woman’s lipstick” comment. Sometimes I just like to toss out something that works like those old ping-pong balls + mousetraps fission demos.
cbear
Yeah right. If you’d fucked me in prison the last thing you would have heard would have been the medics saying “C’mon cbear, let go of the dick now, we need to sew it back on the body”.
Kevin
No, no, it’s “I used to fuck guys like you in prison”.
Reading Joe Queenan has its uses.
myiq2xu
I saw a stripper in TJ do the ping-pong ball trick, but that mousetrap thing sounds painful.
As My Great Grandmother
That isn’t the most flattering picture of her. Check out the one Drudge is running. Those are superlative lips. $1000/hr lips? eh
DougJ
Is there a country song titled “Another Woman’s Lipstick”? If not, we should write one. I recall Krista having a certain talent for poetry.
cbear
Dennis,
Members of my family have served for generations, but I’m not familiar with the acronym SGGM? Is it Sgt. Major?
jake
Yes, he was so tough he’d yank it off and try to [ahem] beat me off with it. The doctors who worked on him went on to gain great fame when they performed the same procedure on one Mr. Bobbitt.
Whom I also used to fuck in prison.
b. hussein canuckistani
Started off with Jaclyn Smith on Charlie’s Angels, until I figured out that Diana Rigg on the Avengers was a thousand times cooler. Too bad it was only reruns by then.
Studly Pantload
Well, since I don’t have any real celebrity crushes in my adolescent past,* may I just kvetch about this stupid law that moved daylight savings up three weeks? The only clock in my living room is the VCR, which of course was programmed by the manufacturer before the stupid law passed. Now, knowing the clock I trust the other 49 weeks of the year is wrong just fucks my shit up. Tonight, for some bizarro reason, I got fooled into thinking it was an hour *later* than it actually was, and hence poured a glass of wine a wee bit early. Now I need to hold off for the second glass, lest I become too blotto to follow Olby’s Special Rant when it comes on out here on the Left Coast, during which time I’ll have to give up my precious buzz. Foo.
*OK, a very young Terri Garr did sorta get my attention, but it’s not like thoughts of her entertained any “make friends with Mr. Happy” moments
demimondian
_Another girl’s lipstick_
But honey, you know it make me sick //
when, honey, I’m sucking your dick //
And I taste the taste //
And smell the smell //
Of another girl’s lipstick.
[Chorus]
Another girl’s lipstick //
On your love stick //
Where have you been putting that prick? //
Your better tall me quick!
cbear
That’s not a trick, that’s a talent.
BTW, I saw the same thing in Manila performed by a stripper named Michele Malkin. I think she works over here in the U.S now.
myiq2xu
Mr. Happy? Happy Days?
Joanie!
BTW – Chachie is doing much better these days. He’s pregnant too!
Dennis - SGMM
Nope, although my family has served since Concord Bridge, I was only a lowly Second Class Petty Officer (Same-same: Army Sergeant) in the USN. SGMM stands for San Gabriel Mountain Music. I live in the foothills in a little bitty town. Despite being surrounded by high-tack urban sprawl the San Gabriels still manage to sing. I just added it on because there are a number of Dennis’s out there in the wild.
tBone
Everyone else can quit trying, Krista has collected all of the win in this thread.
Farrah was a trio all on her own. I was a little kid when she left that show and it scarred me for life.
cbear
You banged Bobbitt? Man, no wonder the poor guy couldn’t hold onto his pecker. It was probably all streched-out and weakened from your oral ministrations.
Dennis - SGMM
Postscript: I did spend a year in the Delta with the Brown Water Navy. Knowing that there was a card with my name on it at BUPERS inscribed: “Dirty Little War Qualified” encouraged me to leave the service. I had come to understand that the gov could and would convince itself that sending people to blow up anyone who disagreed with us was an okay thing to do.
myiq2xu
He was kicked out of the Marines for getting separated from his unit.
demimondian
Oh, yeah, the one with the “Deperate High school cheerleader” schtick? I’ve heard of that one, I think.
DougJ
I’m thinking something a little more high-brow, demi. Something along the lines of “Put Your Ring On A Different Finger” or “Motel Matches”.
i saw another woman’s lipstick on your collar
a little redder than the shade i do
and it ain’t so much that i mind that you’re cheatin’
but i mind that she’s all made up like a prostitute
Not great I know. But something like that.
demimondian
Sorry, DougJ. The image of “another woman’s lipstick” just has too much “train dog whistles and broken hearts” resonance for me. Gotta have the sleazy twanging guitar and the weepin’ fiddle.
Not to mention the singer with the BIG BIG…err…HAIR.
myiq2xu
Okay, I’ll bite the bullet and ask what everybody (with a penis) is thinking:
Krista? How many diamonds?
demimondian
I saw that other woman’s lipstick //
on the collar of your shirt. //
Oh, baby, the shape of that kiss mark //
Is the shape of the scar on my heart.
Something like that?
myiq2xu
Confederate Railroad:
AkaDad
If I remember correctly, Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies was hittable.
john hooker
Wow, I would jump her bones in a minute. But 5 K? WTF!
Seriously though, what kind of an ego trip was this guy on. Maybe if you pay more you end up believing you are getting a better looking girl.
Dennis - SGMM
Kinda’ like Carrie Underwood’s take on cheating:
Right now he’s probably slow dancing with a bleach blond tramp,
and she’s probably getting frisky…
right now, he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can’t shoot whiskey…
Right now, he’s probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo…
And he don’t know…
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats…
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires…
myiq2xu
Miss Hathaway! She took the Max!
DougJ
That’s kind of a new country feel to it. I hate that kind of stuff. I want one where the punch line is that she’s glad that the no good bum if off her hands. I’m old school like that.
myiq2xu
Nothing says love like stalking.
In all fairness, as cute as Carrie is, the blond bimbo in the video was hotter.
DougJ
A Patsy-style version of it would be cool too. That could be pretty sappy but not “scar on my heart” style. Granted, “scar on my heart” stuff is exactly what the yellow ribbon magnet on the SUV crowd goes for.
DougJ
If I can just talk about this for a minute, because my therapist is sick of hearing about it…I really, really hate that “Live Like You Were Dying” song. Sometimes I hear it in the supermarket and I have to leave. It makes me wish I were dead.
myiq2xu
Old skool cuntry:
Lorretta Lynn: Fist City:
You ain’t woman enough to take my man:
The Grand Panjandrum
OK. I now forgive you for being a Hillbot. I loves me that song. Nothing like a good ol’ country to make you want to … let David Allan Coe say it:
Time for some tequila.
myiq2xu
Freudian slip.
“country”
AkaDad
I believe country music is more effective than water-boarding.
Dennis - SGMM
You got that right. If I wasn’t old, and married thirty years, and old and…
Aw, forget it.
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.
DougJ
I like that Loretta Lynn song, myq however the fuck your name is spelled.
cbear
Yeah, but the downside to that is you might not know if you hit the real thing—or an especially deep wrinkle.
DougJ
Okay, I just read through your name and realized what it meant. Funny.
AkaDad
The age old question. Ginger or Mary Ann? Neither. I would have tapped Mrs. Howell’s ass.
redterror
Peggy Lipton on Mod Squad!
myiq2xu
Three single guys on the island, and none of them were tapping Maryann or Ginger.
Ever wonder why the Skipper called Gilligan “little buddy?”
Dennis - SGMM
Mary Tyler Moore on “The Dick van Dyke Show.”
Or, as the phone operator on Peter Gunn – bit o’ redundancy there.
Zuzu
Ilya Kuryakin from “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.” Sometimes Napoleon Solo, but he just didn’t have that brooding Russian-ness.
Wonder what my fantasy spy is up to these days?
myiq2xu
Q: What do Lucille Ball and Monica Lewinsky have in common?
A: They both had a little Cuban inside them.
myiq2xu
He was invisible for a while.
cbear
Oh yeah, little MTM. So cheerful, so vulnerable, such a quintessential small-town girl.
I would have loved to introduce her to the horrors of the big bad city.
myiq2xu
How about Sally Field as “The Flying Nun?”
I hear she had a few bad habits.
myiq2xu
I met a few whores in the big bad city too.
Zuzu
That he was. Good catch.
‘Course he was off my radar by then, as I was married with a kid and no TV.
AkaDad
BTW, I would have been rented 100 hookers at 50 bucks a pop.
Dennis - SGMM
“Some Like it Hot” is on TCM right now. Damn. Always thought of Norma Jean as the epitome of the Age of the Cadillac Women: that 4:11 rear end and those huge bumper guards.
CADILLAC WALK
(Moon Martin)
When the moon comes up the sun goes down
Rita starts to creep around
Gets a flame in her blood fire on her breath
Fourteen names notched on her chest
She gotta rose tattooed on her thigh
Dead men raise and sigh
And it drives my young blood wild
My baby’s got the Cadillac walk
myiq2xu
Daisy Duke:
Catherine Bach or Jessica Simpson?
myiq2xu
From TalkLeft:
Dennis - SGMM
Catherine Bach. Just for the unselfconscious nasty and the innovation of pantyhose + cutoff jeans.
cbear
I’ll go 5 G’s to do either one—and throw in the wife and job for some stereo action.
cbear
Sounds familiar..I remember trading a carton of milk for an English guy…where’d he do his time?
Dennis - SGMM
As much as I dislike the nuclear option, two words: Julie Newmar.
myiq2xu
Mee-Yow!
Doin’ the “Batusi” with Adam West.
myiq2xu
The Tower of London.
Dennis - SGMM
Hell, where I did my time, the English guys would give you their Bugler – including the papers.
myiq2xu
Since we already went Roadhouse earlier, this reminds me of “To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar”
Patrick Swayze has pancreatic cancer.
myiq2xu
With a stiff upper lip?
cbear
Aw Jeebus, you had to go there didn’t you?
OK, OK, I’m gonna have to hit you back with my big stick, much as I hate to give her up.
HAYLEY MILLS!!! you bitches.
Remember the twins in The Parent Trap?
Well, guess what kind of “double trouble” I was comtemplating?
I’m lucky they didn’t have VCR’s back then cause my little cbear might not have made it out alive.
Dennis - SGMM
I wouldn’t have traded an Englishman with dentures for a share in the railroad.
AkaDad
Heather Locklear in a police uniform made me frisk myself.
myiq2xu
If I were older I would fire back with Annette Funicello, the only Mouseketeer with bumps, but since I was too young for that, I’ll throw Olivia Newton John at ya.
When she was all Greased up, she was HOT!
“What are you looking at, stud?” gave me multiplying chills!
cbear
Jeebus, isn’t this a pleasantly nostalgic thread?
Like I said earlier, I well remember those days of my youth where I went everywhere accompanied by at least a blue-veiner–that could transition to full diamond-cutter w/ a pretty girl’s glance….or the squeal of a stray cat.
myiq2xu
I failed freshman algebra in high school because I had two cheerleaders who sat across from me. It was the mid-70’s and girls weren’t used to wearing skirts. Kinda like Britney getting out of a car, but with panties.
Orange panties. (School colors were black and orange)
At the time I was 14 and got hard if the wind blew.
cbear
Hey Dennis,
Can you post your infamous Clinton comment here in the thread. I have a couple of expat buddies flying 747’s out of BKK I want to share it with.
BTW myiq, I’m not trying to ruin the convivial mood of the thread, which I have very much enjoyed, but great snark is great snark no matter who is being snarked.
myiq2xu
Over at No Quarter there is a post titled “Olbermann’s Cheese Slides Off The Plate.”
Now that’s funny, I don’t care who you are.
myiq2xu
See my previous post
Chuck Butcher
Mrs Peel in B&W “The Avengers” oh my.
Re: the diamond girl
Back in the late 70s I spent about 8 months with a gal as good looking and I was just a broke ass carpenter. I prefer my wife, a bit plainer looking but a lot easier on my mind. (also not concurrent with each other, I seem to be quite monogamous)
No, I don’t understand the hooker thing.
cbear
I can’t believe I made it out of my teens without manually Bobbitting my little guy.
All I can say is it’s a good thing they made em stretchable.
myiq2xu
Barbara Gordon aka Yvonne Craig aka “Batgirl”
myiq2xu
Britt Eklund in a bikini as “Miss Goodnight” in “Man With the Golden Gun”
“She’s coming sir!”
myiq2xu
When I was a just little bitty boy
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin’ on a string
she told me it was my ding a ling a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
And then mother took me to Grammer School
But I stopped off in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
catched me playin’ with my ding a ling a ling
Once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling a ling
Once I was swimming cross Turtle creek
many snappers all around my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holdin’ my ding a ling a ling
This here song it ain’t so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
You must be playin’ with your own ding a ling
My ding a ling Your ding a ling, your ding a ling
We saw you playin’ with your ding a ling
My ding a ling everybody sing
I want to play with my ding a ling
cbear
If we’re going big screen now…Ursula Andress, Brigitte Bardot, Sophia Loren.
Remember Jacqueline Bisset in “The Deep”…coming up out of the water in the t-shirt?
Man oh man, I would have let myself be hogtied, double-wetsuited, and dildoized, for a shot at her.
myiq2xu
Sondra Locke in “The Outlaw Josey Wales.”
Cybill Shepard in “The Last Picture Show.”
myiq2xu
Raquel Welch in “One Million Years B.C.”
Kim Darby in “True Grit.”
Okay, that last one was kinda perverted.
All right, really perverted.
cbear
G’nite all.
I’m off to dream of my wasted youth and all the beautiful girls, imaginary and real, who have graced my life.
TenguPhule
I don’t know if I should laugh or cry about half the stuff in this thread I don’t recognize and the other half that I do.
Johnny Pez
Laugh-In era Goldie Hawn.
Nuff said.
p.a.
I saw Loren in ‘Divorce Italian Style’ as a 12 year old and woke up the next morning as a 13 year old.
Ooh Ooh! Anyone mention the Walton girls yet? Erin was teh hot!
Prospero
You know, that’s pretty disgusting way to talk about somebody.
scrutinizer
Susan Dey, dammit. I must’ve seen First Love like a million times. With a side of Beverly d’Angelo, even.
PaulW
My problem is I don’t have 5k to waste. Just on looks alone, though, she is my physical ideal (long-haired brunette, huge tracts of land). But I’d have to meet her and discuss meta-literature and Civil War history to see if she’s my intellectual ideal…
4tehlulz
Spare me the morality. There’s no difference between a hooker being “worth” $5000/session and someone else being paid $7.75/hr at McDonald’s. Someone else is putting a price on them.
Actually, that’s not true. the $5,000/session is a livable wage. The $7.75? Not so much.
Tim F.
1. Direct sunlight is extremely unflattering for photographs. Have you ever seen spy pics of famous celebs on the beach? They look like shit.
2. Above several hundred you’re paying for the performance.
dslak
I see that the MUP has brought together Sully and Olbermann. This after bringing together the Clintons and Rush Limbaugh. Are there any two enemies that the MUP cannot bring together as friends in a common cause?
Pet his mane: He really is magical!
p.a.
Apocryphal Winston Churchill story. Seated next to a beautiful young woman at a dinner party he leaned over and asked her “My dear, would you sleep with me for a million pounds?”
“Why yes, I believe I would.”
Would you sleep with me for one pound?”
“Sir Winston, what do you think I am?”
“We’ve already determined that my dear, now we’re just haggling over price.”
(Also heard this attributed to G.B. Shaw)
Lee
Having been in the Marines, I have some experience in this area and this is not exactly true.
Unless you get into the serious kink, it is really a looks/performance trade off until a certain amount is hit, then all your going to get is more looks.
I’m sure that we can work up a formula for this, but it is roughly
P (Performance) from L (Looks) = $
Increase either P or L without decreasing the other and $ goes up. This relationship remains constant for a max value of P (which P becomes K-Kink) then only L increases.
Lee
Just as soon as I hit enter, I had another thought.
Your definition of performance might not be sexual performance. You might be refering to the social performance of the woman.
I still think it would be a relationship of Psex and Psocial and L
Ribtoe
$500 for the action, $5000 for the Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lee
TestingsuperscriptAs my earlier post they got eaten.
Xanthippas
As I read on another blog (I forget where now) she’s “worth” that much because she costs that much. The expense makes her inherently more desirable to a man with enough money to throw around. And frankly if a man meets a woman whose company (in all respects) he enjoys, then he’s likely to keep that much if not more to see her.
On a side note, there’s an article in the NY Times about her here. Here’s an excerpt:
I can’t presume her character or anything, but it seems very said to me that someone from a troubled background who moves to NY to become a singer, ends up as a prostitute who still can’t pay the rent without a man to help her out.
Bob In Pacifica
Grace Slick did it for me. Like Iceland. Snow on the surface, but down below there’s a volcano. Or so I imagined. I knew we would hook up right after I learned barre chords.
By the way, I have heard that Spitzer was worth lots, starting at around $20 billion up. If you’ve got that much money in the bank 5k for an hour is nothing. It must have been a lot of work for the FBI to find a few thousand moved here and there that went to an escort service.
Jamey
Hard-looking dame for 22-years-old.
Skanky Jersey Shore ho who turned tricks for drug money before she got the Mayflower Madam makeover? Please. $200 and bus fare home.
Thomas Allen
I would like to discuss the openness of threads, since we have been charged with consideration of this post as an open thread.
tBone
Based on this particular open thread? I’m going to have to say they’re a bad idea.
lisa
I’ve worked in law enforcement and I can tell you that even in the rarified atmosphere of places like the Emporer’s Club, men that are paying that kind of money are not getting straight vanilla sex. Girls who are just as pretty, shapely, sexy, etc. are doing that for much less! The ones that command those kind of prices are doing freaky things that these guys probably couldn’t bring themselves to ask of the mothers of their children.
Zuzu
Well, if we’re really talking big-time, all consuming fantasy, nothing – but nothing – took up a young girl’s fantasy real estate like the Beatles, back in the day.
The best part was you could rotate any of ’em through the mental movie…though John was generally considered a little too brainy and squinty-eyed for the part.
I had a friend who had a Beatles cup with not just their pictures, but pictures of their lips around the rim so she could … uhm, well, cringe.
b. hussein canuckistani
High prices also mean exclusivity. Someone earning $5K only needs to do one job every day or two, with all that implies. It also means your fellow customers are rich, and presumably well cared for and clean.
maxbaer (not the original)
We still like to get your imprimatur, John. And I like the chance to use words like imprimatur.
Brachiator
Actually, Grosvenor is the richest aristocrat in England. But imagine being able to say, “Grosvenor Square, where the U.S. Embassy is located? Mine.”
Interesting stuff. The duke is a vain and stupid man who has admitted to being a serial user of prostitutes, and yet his social standing and friendship with the Prince of Wales shields him from being kicked to the rubbish heap. (The Duke of Westminster: so rich and so very foolish)
His wife, of course, continues to stand by him.
I also begin to wonder if the client list is ranked in order of importance? Clients numbers 2 and 1 might be extra special VIP boneheads.
However, my cynical side notes that it easy to reveal the duke’s involvement, he’s not American, his social status gives him cover, and he has been outed before. But I had been wondering whether Spitzer would have been left dangling out there all by himself.
Tony J
Jane Balder in ‘V’.
Teri Hatcher in ‘The New Adventures of Superman’
and for the Big Screen
Madelaine Smith in ‘The Vampire Lovers’.
Chuck Butcher
I have to say that on the PL=$ formulation I got one hell of a deal. But that was then and I have a much better deal now, 17 yrs of marriage says a lot even if it doesn’t quite fit the equation.
Re: Grace Slick, Somebody To Love, I’d have laid at her feet just to have her sing it to me. I’m a huge blues fan and get to listen to some of the finest vocal talents going but all these years later that song still sends shivers down my back.