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The Obama Death List

by John Cole|  August 4, 20081:44 pm| 8 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, General Stupidity

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While Bernie Mac remains in the hospital under treament for pneumonia, his rep slammed widespread media reports that the comedian is in very critical condition.

“Bernie Mac is still alive and being treated in a Chicago hospital for pneumonia and is expected to make a full recovery,” his rep, Danica Smith, told People.com. “We once again ask that the press respect his privacy and that of his family.”

Someone keep the Sadly, No! folks posted.

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8Comments

  1. 1.

    Neal

    August 4, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    So…you think Obama had anything to do with Morgan Freeman’s car accident?
    Maybe Morgan got a little mouthy?
    You think?

  2. 2.

    Noah

    August 4, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    Man, I hope he’s ok.

    In the meantime, for a laugh, Mitt Romney is back!

  3. 3.

    khead

    August 4, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    He’s just faking it to get moved to a new casino.

  4. 4.

    carpeicthus

    August 4, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    Morgan Freeman, possibly.

  5. 5.

    DougJ

    August 4, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    So…you think Obama had anything to do with Morgan Freeman’s car accident?
    Maybe Morgan got a little mouthy?

    Morgan had inside info on the coke Obama was flying into that unmarked airport on the South Side of Chicago.

  6. 6.

    JR

    August 4, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    With all the talk lately about Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, whenever I see Bernie Mac’s name, I think “Wait, which one is that?”

  7. 7.

    nightjar

    August 4, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    JR Says:

    With all the talk lately about Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac

    Now what did Obama do to them? Hope they’re both OK! That Obama, He’s a verwy, verwy bad man.

  8. 8.

    flyerhawk

    August 4, 2008 at 11:03 pm

    Thanks, John. This made my day.

    The comments are absolutely priceless.

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