Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

After roe, women are no longer free.

T R E 4 5 O N

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

Their freedom requires your slavery.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

“But what about the lurkers?”

Being the leader of the world means to be the leader of peace.

fuckem (in honor of the late great efgoldman)

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

The republican caucus is already covering themselves with something, and it’s not glory.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

John Fetterman: Too Manly for Pennsylvania.  Paid for by the Oz for Senator campaign.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

Hot air and ill-informed banter

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

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The Obama Death List

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While Bernie Mac remains in the hospital under treament for pneumonia, his rep slammed widespread media reports that the comedian is in very critical condition.

“Bernie Mac is still alive and being treated in a Chicago hospital for pneumonia and is expected to make a full recovery,” his rep, Danica Smith, told People.com. “We once again ask that the press respect his privacy and that of his family.”

Someone keep the Sadly, No! folks posted.

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  1. 1.

    Neal

    So…you think Obama had anything to do with Morgan Freeman’s car accident?
    Maybe Morgan got a little mouthy?
    You think?

  5. 5.

    DougJ

    So…you think Obama had anything to do with Morgan Freeman’s car accident?
    Maybe Morgan got a little mouthy?

    Morgan had inside info on the coke Obama was flying into that unmarked airport on the South Side of Chicago.

  6. 6.

    JR

    With all the talk lately about Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, whenever I see Bernie Mac’s name, I think “Wait, which one is that?”

  7. 7.

    nightjar

    JR Says:

    With all the talk lately about Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac

    Now what did Obama do to them? Hope they’re both OK! That Obama, He’s a verwy, verwy bad man.

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