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The White Out

by John Cole|  December 6, 20088:02 pm| 7 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Adolphus

    December 6, 2008 at 8:08 pm

    GO GATORS!!

  2. 2.

    Laura W

    December 6, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    Is this football related? Because next up on Animal Planet is Dancing with Dogs: Dog owner dance teams from all levels prepare and compete for the Animal Planet Cup.
    Jesus, John…you are going to force me to go find a life if the football, abortion, and video game threads continue.

  3. 3.

    Thomas

    December 6, 2008 at 11:16 pm

    Getting a bit nervous, John? One more down…

  4. 4.

    Thomas

    December 6, 2008 at 11:19 pm

    Oh well. ‘Eers win.

  5. 5.

    smiley

    December 6, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    @Adolphus:

    GO GATORS!!

    I must say, in all seriousness … GO GATORS!

  6. 6.

    Jimbo

    December 7, 2008 at 8:15 am

    Congrats on the win, always fun to watch football in the snow…

  7. 7.

    Bill H

    December 7, 2008 at 10:12 am

    Have I told you, lately, how much I enjoy watching the option offense? It is particularly fun to watch when it is beating ‘Bama.

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