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Disturbing Trends In The Ocean

by Tim F|  May 26, 20085:30 pm| 53 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology

Most parts of the world save Africa had a particular week when the first Homo sapiens walked in from some other place and looked around for the first time. It took several generations to find camping ground near moving water and to figure out what you can put in your mouth and what animals want to put you in theirs, but eventually humans adapted to each new land.

New lands adapted to us in return. The first few thousand years after human colonization were catastrophic for species that couldn’t adapt to the two-legged social toolmakers. The dawn of humanity coincided with a major extinction spasm. Eventually, the species that survived reached a detente with humanity that survived more or less until today.

One reason why humans reached a relative peace with the remaining species is that for most of our history we could only modify the world’s environment to a certain degree. The kind of profound changes that could wipe out species more adaptable than Smilodon or Megatherium only joined the human toolkit during the last two centuries.

On a positive note, some of the earliest, obvious side-effects have already come and gone. Cities once blackened by soot – London or my hometown Pittsburgh – now sport clean air and rivers that are if not drinkable, then at least (on a good day) swimmable. Whales have bounced back. American pesticide use became safer and more sensible since Rachel Carson wrote her book.

The issues that we managed so far share two important characteristics. First, negative effects stood up and announced themselves. It’s hard to ignore when a river catches fire or half of your kids have respiratory disease from the coal soot.

Second, a solution needs to be relatively obvious and practical. It isn’t that hard to make a pulping plant stop dumping mercury into the sea or fence off an area to logging when stripping it would cause floods and encourage fires.

By contrast, if people profiting from death can credibly sow doubt then you can bet they will sow for all they’re worth. Unfortunately, the CO2 greenhouse effect is just that kind of issue. For nearly half a century after scientists first recognized the potential risk of supercharging the atmosphere with carbon dioxide, evidence remained intangible enough for Philip Morris-style doubtmongering to pay off handsomely. At the same time practical solutions to greenhouse warming are notably impractical.

That semi-invisible phase of greenhouse warming is now over. Gardeners and naturalists notice plants blooming months earlier, altitude-limited species moving higher and latitude-restricted species showing up farther north. Glacier ice is in retreat nearly everywhere on Earth save for the deep-frozen interiors of Antarctica and Greenland. Farmers are having a hell of a time predicting what the local climate will do to their crops from year to year.

Take three news bits that I noticed in the past week.

* Arctic sea ice may reach its lowest level in history this summer.

A number of predictions have been issued in the past several months, all indicating that 2008 has at least a decent chance of beating out 2007 for the title of the greatest summer sea ice loss on record.

In fact, some experts have concluded that the North Pole itself may be covered by water, rather than ice, during the peak of the annual melt season at the end of the summer, and that the Northwest Passage could be ice-free for a time as well.

* Massive arctic ice shelves aren’t doing very well.

Dramatic evidence of the break-up of the Arctic ice-cap has emerged from research during an expedition by the Canadian military.

Scientists travelling with the troops found major new fractures during an assessment of the state of giant ice shelves in Canada’s far north.

[…] One of the expedition’s scientists, Derek Mueller of Trent University, Ontario, told me: “I was astonished to see these new cracks.

“It means the ice shelf is disintegrating, the pieces are pinned together like a jigsaw but could float away,” Dr Mueller explained.

According to another scientist on the expedition, Dr Luke Copland of the University of Ottawa, the new cracks fit into a pattern of change in the Arctic.

“We’re seeing very dramatic changes; from the retreat of the glaciers, to the melting of the sea ice.

“We had 23% less (sea ice) last year than we’ve ever had, and what’s happening to the ice shelves is part of that picture.”

These two stories together underline why the arctic sea is a particular problem for dealing with greenhouse warming. The key word is albedo.

The “greenhouse effect” is a normal part of the world’s thermostat. On average the Earth reflects about 30% of incoming sunlight. Snow reflects up to 80%, land reflects 10-40%. Importantly, open water reflects less than 10%, meaning that almost all of the light energy that reaches open water stays to warm it. If CO2 and other molecules in the atmosphere didn’t transform light energy into heat, because energy mostly bounces off our planet, most of the Earth would be about as warm as the antarctic ice cap.

There are two ways of tinkering with the global heat balance that are pertinent to our discussion. First, if you increase the light-absorbing gas in the air then less light energy will escape into space. That’s the greenhouse effect.

The second way of tinkering with the thermostat is to change the surface of the Earth so that it absorbs more light energy. By far the most effective way of doing that is to transform snow-covered sea ice with its tiny albedo into open water. This has nothing to do with greenhouse warming per se, but the effects add up. Open water created by CO2-mediated sea ice melting will add that much more warming to the global system, causing what edumificated types call positive feedback.

* Finally, local spots of acidified ocean have started showing up much sooner than expected.

Climate models predicted it wouldn’t happen until the end of the century.

So Seattle researchers were stunned to discover that vast swaths of acidified sea water are already showing up along the Pacific Coast as carbon dioxide from power plants, cars and factories mixes into the ocean.

In surveys from Vancouver Island to the tip of Baja California, the scientists found the first evidence that large amounts of corrosive water are reaching the continental shelf — the shallow sea margin where most marine creatures live. In some places, including Northern California, the acidified water was as little as four miles from shore.

“What we found … was truly astonishing,” said oceanographer Richard Feely, of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s Pacific Marine Environmental Laboratory in Seattle. “This means ocean acidification may be seriously impacting marine life on the continental shelf right now.”

This is pretty weird, but that has more to do with timing than effect. We already know that cramming the atmosphere with CO2 will acidify the ocean. That is because the dissolved form of CO2 is H2CO3, carbonic acid. More CO2 in the atmosphere means more carbonic acid in the surface ocean. Eventually, when the ocean equilibrates entirely with the atmosphere the ocean should drop by 0.5 pH points, a significant enough drop to threaten hundreds of species (including coral) that depend on basic ocean water to stabilize their calcium carbonate shells.

Ocean acidification will eventually disrupt the hell out of marine ecosystems. In fact it was measured in the Pacific years ago, but nobody expected that Iraqis would resist foreign occupation acid waters would move inland this fast. Combine this with the anoxic ‘dead zones’ that have become increasingly common and I wouldn’t go long on the Pacific salmon fishery.

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We WUZ ROBBED!

by John Cole|  May 26, 20085:04 pm| 141 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Clinton Campaign

The most mentally and physically exhausting couple in American politics double down:

Former President Bill Clinton said that Democrats were more likely to lose in November if Hillary Clinton is not the nominee, and suggested some were trying to “push and pressure and bully” superdelegates to make up their minds prematurely.

Bill Clinton did not explain who he was accusing of “covering up” Sen. Clinton’s chances.

“I can’t believe it. It is just frantic the way they are trying to push and pressure and bully all these superdelegates to come out,” Clinton said at a South Dakota campaign stop Sunday, in remarks first reported by ABC News.

Clinton also suggested some were trying to “cover up” Sen. Clinton’s chances of winning in key states that Democrats will have to win in the general election.

” ‘Oh, this is so terrible: The people they want her. Oh, this is so terrible: She is winning the general election, and he is not. Oh my goodness, we have to cover this up.’ “

I am worn down, beaten, broken, and drowning in their never-ending stream of bullshit, so I just don’t have anything to add, as this nonsense speaks for itself. They are, quite simply, trying to poison the well. Feel free to add your own commentary in the comments.

I will, however, point out that for those of you who watched Recount last night, and are wondering why so many normally reasonable Republicans fought so hard and were so bitter and were so ready to assume that the Gore campaign was going to somehow steal the election and manufacture votes in their selected county hand recounts, all I have to say is- this. This is why. Almost nine years of being on the receiving end of Clintonian bullshit is enough to drive anyone insane. They have quite clearly driven me to madness again in just a few months.

That doesn’t, of course, excuse the right-wing bullshit the Clinton’s endured, but it does go a long way to explain why normal Republicans would be driven to exasperation. I can’t imagine why anyone in their right mind would want to deal with this irritating duo, who truly live in their own reality, again.

*** Update ***

Leave it to Lanny Davis to come up with the dumbest plan for the Michigan delegates. Seriously, this sort of crap is what the Clinton bloggers are FIGHTING to return to? This plan is such a non-starter it should have been called a modest proposal.

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Syracuse-Hopkins Open Thread

by John Cole|  May 26, 20081:10 pm| 10 Comments

This post is in: Sports

5-5 as I write this.

*** Update ***

A blow-out for Syracuse.

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Why is the FEC Using TRS-80’s?

by John Cole|  May 26, 200811:00 am| 77 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008

Am I not understanding this:

The record-shattering fundraising by Democratic presidential candidates Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton has reshaped the financing of presidential elections and generated breathless coverage and analysis of the otherwise arcane area of campaign finance.

Yet it’s had another consequence that has gone all but unnoticed. The campaign finance reports filed by Obama and Clinton have grown so massive that they’ve strained the capacity of the Federal Election Commission, good government groups, the media and even software applications to process and make sense of the data.

A milestone of sorts was reached earlier this year, when Obama, the Illinois senator whose revolutionary online fundraising has overwhelmed Clinton, filed an electronic fundraising report so large it could not be processed by popular basic spreadsheet applications like Microsoft Excel 2003 and Lotus 1-2-3.

Those programs can’t download data files with more than 65,536 rows or 256 columns.

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If you want to comb through Obama or Clinton’s cash, you either need to divide and import their reports section-by-section (a time-consuming and mind-numbing process) or purchase a more powerful database application, such as Microsoft Access or Microsoft Excel 2007, both of which retail for $229.

The FEC can’t afford a copy of Excel 2007? I can lend them my laptop if they need, but they better not talk while I am watching BSG, and they should be warned that Tunch loves company and will probably pester them when they come over.

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Happy Memorial Day

by John Cole|  May 26, 200810:33 am| 26 Comments

This post is in: Military, Popular Culture

According to George Will, the last living WWI vet lives in WV.

At any rate, remember what the holiday is really all about.

A tribute to fallen West Virginians here.

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An Assignment for the Readers

by John Cole|  May 26, 200810:23 am| 63 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008

Find a Paul Krugman column in which he blames Hillary Clinton for something she has done, rather than what appears to be his favorite thing to do lately- blame Obama and Obama supporters for things Hillary Clinton has done.

Bonus assignment- find a Krugman column in which Obama’s name is mentioned where he does not go ballistic over his health care plan.

Christ on a crutch the Clinton kool-aid is some powerful shit.

*** Update ***

Much, much more here.

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Bob Barr for President

by John Cole|  May 26, 200810:19 am| 36 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Politics

The libertarians pick Barr:

Denver — Georgia’s Bob Barr won a long and tense battle Sunday for the 2008 Libertarian Party’s presidential nomination and now faces the daunting task of doing what no third-party candidate has done: Win in November.

It took six ballots and nearly five hours of voting at the Libertarian National Convention before the former four-term congressman defeated Texas business consultant Mary Ruwart for the party’s bid.

Barr, who until 2006 was a Republican, took 54 percent of the vote after Las Vegas odds-maker Wayne Allyn Root dropped out following the fifth ballot and endorsed Barr. Delegates subsequently selected Root to be Barr’s running mate.

“Y’all party today,” Barr told the more than 600 delegates at the Sheraton Hotel. “I hope we celebrate, because I’m sure we’ll all leave here with the strongest ticket in the history of the Libertarian Party.”

Being the nominee for Libertarian party is kind of like being the star slugger for the Pittsburgh Pirates. Sure, you are in the game and everything, but you aren’t getting anywhere near the title.

The problem for the Libertarian party is that they seem to simply be incapable of building a solid grass roots structure that is able to regularly field competitive candidates in local races. Here in WV, Richard Kerr ran a few times (and got my vote at least twice- I forget how many times he ran), but other than that, I don’t recall the last time I saw libertarians running.

And that makes sense, because at its core the Libertarian message is not conducive to the sort of retail politics that is required to get elected. No one is going to fill the bingo halls to hear about all the things you are not going to fund for your district. No one is going to go to the VFW to be told that there is no chance in hell you will ask for any earmarks for the region or to hear about the bridges you aren’t going to build if you win.

So, yeah. While there are certain core aspects of the libertarian message I feel are very important, you have to recognize what voting Libertarian really is- a protest vote.

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