Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

All your base are belong to Tunch.

Battle won, war still ongoing.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

After roe, women are no longer free.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

The next time the wall wtreet journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

… pundit janitors mopping up after the GOP

Good lord, these people are nuts.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

No one could have predicted…

Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.

The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

Why did Dr. Oz lose? well, according to the exit polls, it’s because Fetterman won.

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. let’s win this.

They’re not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

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  2. 2.

    General Winfield Stuck

    LMAO. thanky you Genine!

    We can expect Gateway Pundit to put this up as a vital Public Service announcement.

  9. 9.

    stinkwrinkle

    It actually sounds more plausible, put that way. The real birthers could never be that concise and coherent.

  11. 11.

    El Cid

    How did they leave Indonesia and Barry Soetoro out of the conspiracy, along with the two Hawaii newspaper mentions of the birth? I CALL FRAUD !

  12. 12.

    General Winfield Stuck

    For once, I hope Armbinder is right.

    The worst thing that could have happened to Democrats — and the one thing that needed to happen in order to kill health reform — did not happen. The Democrats held together. Moderates were not intimidated. Don’t confuse their constituent meeting pander with changed minds.

  13. 13.

    linda

    it’s amazing to see how perplexed the villagers are by the behavior of the reichwing. this school hoohaw has finally made clear to them the level of insanity — and the danger the right pose if left unaddressed.

    they really are getting nervous, too. joe klein was clearly freaked by his travel to townhalls recently.

  20. 20.

    Joel

    I like the concept..

    But it’s a bit long and too derivative of South Park’s Scientology sketch.

    With a little polish it could be even better.

  21. 21.

    Wag

    Weird phone poll from some Billy Bob claimi g to be from the NRA. “How do you feel about the UN’s plan to ban all guns in america?”

    my explictives and hoots of laughter answered his question.

  22. 22.

    inthewoods

    Sent it to a conservative friend as a joke – sadly, all they said was “they’re right about the socialist hellhole” – that’s the problem with Republicans – no sense of humor.

  24. 24.

    Sloth

    Weird phone poll from some Billy Bob claimi g to be from the NRA. “How do you feel about the UN’s plan to ban all guns in america?”

    Oh, next time, please answer that with “That was supposed to be a secret!”

  27. 27.

    priscianus jr

    In the Middle Ages (starting in the 12th or 13th century) a similar tale was told of King Arthur’s advisor Merlin the magican. You can find it in the Old French “Prose Merlin” of Robert de Boron (the same author who came up with the Arthurian legend of the Holy Grail). According to this tale, a council of demons planned to counter the birth of Jesus by sending a devil to impregnate a Welsh princess. The child, half devil and half human, was supposed to become the Antichrist.
    Instead, because of his mother’s piety and virtue, he became a powerful being on the side of good.
    That last part seems to be too sophisticated a twist for the birthers, but they got the rest of it pretty well.

  28. 28.

    barkleyg

    This tape proves it!

    The birthers are from the future, of a VERY alternative universe, and have come back to warn the CRAZIES!!

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