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Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

“When somebody takes the time to draw up a playbook, they’re gonna use it.”

It’s all just conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership.

Humiliatingly small and eclipsed by the derision of millions.

Quote tweet friends, screenshot enemies.

This blog will pay for itself.

Keep the Immigrants and deport the fascists!

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

A fool as well as an oath-breaker.

You passed on an opportunity to be offended? What are you even doing here?

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I swear, each month of 2025 will have its own history degree.

The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.

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Mediocre white men think RFK Jr’s pathetic midlife crisis is inspirational. The bar is set so low for them, it’s subterranean.

When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

The gop is a fucking disgrace.

Innocent people do not delay justice.

When you’re a Republican, they let you do it.

Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.

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  2. 2.

    General Winfield Stuck

    LMAO. thanky you Genine!

    We can expect Gateway Pundit to put this up as a vital Public Service announcement.

  9. 9.

    stinkwrinkle

    It actually sounds more plausible, put that way. The real birthers could never be that concise and coherent.

  11. 11.

    El Cid

    How did they leave Indonesia and Barry Soetoro out of the conspiracy, along with the two Hawaii newspaper mentions of the birth? I CALL FRAUD !

  12. 12.

    General Winfield Stuck

    For once, I hope Armbinder is right.

    The worst thing that could have happened to Democrats — and the one thing that needed to happen in order to kill health reform — did not happen. The Democrats held together. Moderates were not intimidated. Don’t confuse their constituent meeting pander with changed minds.

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    linda

    it’s amazing to see how perplexed the villagers are by the behavior of the reichwing. this school hoohaw has finally made clear to them the level of insanity — and the danger the right pose if left unaddressed.

    they really are getting nervous, too. joe klein was clearly freaked by his travel to townhalls recently.

  20. 20.

    Joel

    I like the concept..

    But it’s a bit long and too derivative of South Park’s Scientology sketch.

    With a little polish it could be even better.

  21. 21.

    Wag

    Weird phone poll from some Billy Bob claimi g to be from the NRA. “How do you feel about the UN’s plan to ban all guns in america?”

    my explictives and hoots of laughter answered his question.

  22. 22.

    inthewoods

    Sent it to a conservative friend as a joke – sadly, all they said was “they’re right about the socialist hellhole” – that’s the problem with Republicans – no sense of humor.

  24. 24.

    Sloth

    Weird phone poll from some Billy Bob claimi g to be from the NRA. “How do you feel about the UN’s plan to ban all guns in america?”

    Oh, next time, please answer that with “That was supposed to be a secret!”

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    priscianus jr

    In the Middle Ages (starting in the 12th or 13th century) a similar tale was told of King Arthur’s advisor Merlin the magican. You can find it in the Old French “Prose Merlin” of Robert de Boron (the same author who came up with the Arthurian legend of the Holy Grail). According to this tale, a council of demons planned to counter the birth of Jesus by sending a devil to impregnate a Welsh princess. The child, half devil and half human, was supposed to become the Antichrist.
    Instead, because of his mother’s piety and virtue, he became a powerful being on the side of good.
    That last part seems to be too sophisticated a twist for the birthers, but they got the rest of it pretty well.

  28. 28.

    barkleyg

    This tape proves it!

    The birthers are from the future, of a VERY alternative universe, and have come back to warn the CRAZIES!!

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