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Seriously, Kick Him Out of the Caucus

by John Cole|  December 19, 20091:36 pm| 88 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Democratic Stupidity

This is infuriating:

An aide to Rep. Bart Stupak (D. Mich.) coordinated opposition to a Senate compromise on the place of abortion in health care legislation this morning with the Republican Senate leadership, the Conference Catholic Bishops, and other anti-abortion groups, according to a chain of frantic emails obtained this morning by POLITICO.

The emails show that Stupak — who has so far remained silent on language accepted by Senator Ben Nelson (D. Neb.) and faces intense pressure from the White House to accept it — is already working behind the scenes to oppose the compromise.

They also demonstrate a previously unseen degree of coordination between Stupak and the office of Republican leader Mitch McConnell.

The thing I don’t understand is why his colleagues tolerate this. I can understand leadership needing to be cagey, but don’t the other members of the Democratic House have the right to go to a microphone and publicly savage this attention-seeking scumbag? Shun the guy. Refuse to work with him on anything. He wants to be a Republican, let him.

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The First Step Is Admitting You Have a Problem

by John Cole|  December 19, 20091:07 pm| 37 Comments

This post is in: Mainstream Media's McCain Mancrush

If it is Sunday, It’s Meet President McCain!

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What if we just make it easier to punch hippies?

by DougJ|  December 19, 200912:14 pm| 76 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Blogospheric Navel-Gazing, Good News For Conservatives, OBAMA IS WORSE THAN BUSH HE SOLD US OUT!!

I’m not a big fan of the concept of Overton windows. It’s too much like framing, Burkean gradualism, and Niebuhrian realism for me, which is to say that it’s generally either a fancy phrase for commonsense bargaining techniques or a justification for dishonest exaggeration. That said, since punching hippies is such an important part of our political process, wouldn’t it be beneficial to make it easier for Democrats to punch hippies? Booman points out that Lieberman opposed the Medicare buy-in because he thought that hippies favored it (Lieberman even invented a fictitious example of hippie support for it). Lieberman does this because he’s an asshole. But it’s quite possible that Ben Nelson is re-elected in a far-right state in part because the people of Nebraska enjoy watching him punch hippies. It’s even possible that northeastern Republicans like Linc Chafee would still be in office if the Republican party allowed them to punch rednecks or neocons or whatever kind of righties northeasterners like to see punched.

What if teh left had screamed bloody murder, called Obama a sell-out, threatened to form a Freedom Dog Lake alliance with teabaggers, etc. much earlier in the process, like maybe as soon as it became clear the bill wouldn’t put us on a single-payer system? Would that have made it so that the public option or Medicare buy-in was enough of a hippie punch to win the support of principled centrists?

This brings me to my second question, which also involves something that I normally hate, counterfactual historicism. According to the Official Village Narrative, one of Clinton’s most important political triumphs was his Sister Souljah moment. But that was a pretty difficult hippie punch, it involved finding some obscure rapper, going through her public statements for something controversial, and then condemning it. Nowadays, the Obama people can just turn on the tv or get on the internets and find some prime hippie targets faster than you can say Dylan Ratigan. Would the fundamental dynamic of the Clinton years have been different if FDL and the like had been around in the ’90s? Would Clinton have signed DOMA and welfare reform if he could have achieved the same thing politically by saying something mean about Howard Dean? (Probably this is taking it way too far, but I think things would have been different.) Yes, I realize this is a bit like one of those old SNL bits, “What If Elinor Roosevelt Could Fly?” or “What If Napoleon Had B-1 Bombers At Waterloo?”

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Sixty and a Broken Party

by John Cole|  December 19, 200910:55 am| 307 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

So now that the Senate has ripped apart the party, it looks like they have cobbled together sixty votes:

Sen. Ben Nelson (D-NE) confirmed moments ago that he will support the Senate health care bill, which will soon be amended to include new, more restrictive abortion language. But, he says, he reserves the right to filibuster the very final version of health care legislation if it changes significantly when Senate and House negotiators meet to agree upon a single package of reforms.

Now, in typical Democratic fashion, we will probably get the bill to conference, have a couple more weeks of acrimonious debate, pass the bill, get a bill with some meaningful reform and some decidedly bad things, and then spend the next year fighting a civil war and convincing ourselves that the bill is horrible and Obama hates the base.

being a Republican was SOOO much easier. Obligatory Will Rogers reference.

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Snow

by John Cole|  December 19, 20097:57 am| 131 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Not too much, but enough to be fun.

Ugh. I left my camera somewhere.

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I Saw Tammy Kissing Santa Claus

by John Cole|  December 18, 20098:34 pm| 202 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging

Tammy sends along these pics of Samantha dressed up in her best Christmas gear.

santasammy

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Yet another open thread.

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Just Impeach Him Already

by John Cole|  December 18, 20097:01 pm| 223 Comments

This post is in: Black Jimmy Carter

According to my twitter feed, Obama’s deal in Copenhagen is a sham and a failure. Can we just impeach him and install Hillary already?

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