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There Better Be a Helluva Lot of Ticks Left In That Bomb

by John Cole|  April 18, 20098:00 pm| 83 Comments

This post is in: War on Terror aka GSAVE®, Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

One of the favorite canards of the pro-torture Jack Bauer fetishists, behind only “this resembles fraternity pranks” and “but we do this in SERE,” has always been the “ticking time-bomb” scenario:

Simply stated, the consequentialist argument is that nations, even those such as the United States that legally disallow torture, can justify its use if they have a suspect in custody whom they feel sure possesses critical knowledge, such as the location of a time bomb or a weapon of mass destruction that will soon explode and cause great loss of life.

What the torture fetishists want, of course, is not to have the option to torture in these bizarre ticking time scenarios that will never happen outside a Hollywood plot, but to justify torture, period. In the debate over waterboarding, the ticking time-bomb scenario was frequently brought up, most recently in Holder’s confirmation hearing:

At any rate, Emptywheel brings this to our attention:

I’ve put this detail in a series of posts, but it really deserves a full post. According to the May 30, 2005 Bradbury memo, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was waterboarded 183 times in March 2003 and Abu Zubaydah was waterboarded 83 times in August 2002.

On page 37 of the OLC memo, in a passage discussing the differences between SERE techniques and the torture used with detainees, the memo explains:

The CIA used the waterboard “at least 83 times during August 2002” in the interrogation of Zubaydah. IG Report at 90, and 183 times during March 2003 in the interrogation of KSM, see id. at 91.

Note, the information comes from the CIA IG report which, in the case of Abu Zubaydah, is based on having viewed the torture tapes as well as other materials. So this is presumably a number that was once backed up by video evidence.

There better be a pretty damned long fuse on that ticking time bomb.

And yes, this is nothing but pure sadism.

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Just Wait Until He Finally Watches Footloose

by John Cole|  April 18, 20094:43 pm| 109 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes

This made me laugh out loud.

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Clinging to bitters

by DougJ|  April 18, 200911:30 am| 92 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Yesterday, I discovered that there is a place a few miles from my house that makes nine different kinds of bitters for mixing with cocktails (orange, cherry, rhubarb, lemon, peach, whiskey-barrel aged, old fashion, grapefruit, and mint). According to the guy who runs the place, it is the only place in the world that produces nine different kinds of bitters. The place is called Fee Brothers and, remarkably, it’s been run by the same family since 1863. They still have the same cash register they did when the place opened (I tried to take a picture with my cell phone camera but it didn’t come out very well).

If this were New York City, Fee Brothers would have been the subject of at least one Sunday Styles article and would likely be accorded the same kind of civic respect as the Pickle Store, Russ and Daughters, and the OCD guy in Midwood who makes the pizza with the five cheeses. But since this is flyover country, Fee Brothers is just another unusual business in a slightly sketchy neighborhood that no one pays much attention to locally. (They told me that they do a lot of their business with bars and restaurants in San Francisco and New Orleans.)

I bought cherry, orange, and whiskey-barrel aged bitters yesterday. I made a Manhattan with the whiskey-barrel aged ones and a margarita with the orange bitters. Both came out great. But I don’t know much about mixed drinks. Does anyone out there have any ideas on drinks to make with exotic bitters?

And to take this perhaps one step too far, what kinds of old-tymey foods would be good to eat with weird old-thymey drinks? What movies would be good to watch while drinking them? I’m thinking of throwing some kind of party. I’ve already settled on the music.

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What Glenn Said

by Tim F|  April 18, 200911:16 am| 43 Comments

This post is in: Media, General Stupidity

Taking a short break from the torture beat, Glenn Greenwald found an unusually egregious case of journalistic laziness by the Politico’s Mike Allen. The give-and-take is worth reading in full, but this is blogs so I’ll summarize.

Allen: Various anonymous Bush officials think that Obama sucks eggs.
Greenwald (via twitter): Mike, please explain your standards for granting anonymity.
Allen: ‘The left’ (including, amusingly, Andrew Sullivan) is attacking me! Also, basically, I don’t have any standards.
Greenwald: QED.

If you think that my shorter version misses some important nuance in Allen’s response, by all means, scour Allen’s article for evidence of real standards. It could be that I am an amateur at this, but in his own words it looks like Allen will grant anonymity to anyone who wants it, before or after the quote is given, as long as the source meets some arbitrary standard as an important person. A free subscription to the blog goes to the first reader who can find a substantive point that distinguishes Allen from Judith Miller, the index case for journalistic dishonesty.

As to whether Allen, like Miller, is knowingly complicit or just lazy, like Glenn I find this paragraph illuminating (formatting mine).

I figured that readers could decide whether the former Bush official’s comments sounded defensive or vindictive. And POLITICO readers aren’t so delicate that we have to deceptively pretend there’s no other side to a major issue. So at the bottom of the Axelrod story, I tacked on an ellipsized excerpt of the former Bush official’s quotes, removing several ad hominem attacks on Obama. I quoted less than half of the comment and took out the most incendiary parts — a way to hint at the opposing view without giving an anonymous source free rein. I also added a final sentence with additional White House perspective, so the former Bush official wouldn’t have the last word.

Greenwald responds.

I find that paragraph so perfect in its illogic and self-negation that I have come to cherish it in some perverse way. Allen’s excuse for anonymity was that readers could decide for themselves whether the anonymous Bush criticisms “sounded defensive or vindictive.” But he then confesses that he edited out “the most incendiary parts,” including “several ad hominems.” So, like a good servant-editor, he first helpfully sanitized the Bush official’s smears by making them appear more sober and substantive than they actually were — by removing all the parts that reflected vindictiveness towards Obama — and then justified the anonymity he granted by saying he wanted readers to see for themselves if the criticisms of Obama’s decision were grounded in vindictiveness. He evidently confessed all of that without realizing that his actions completely negate his claimed justification.

His closer is just cold.

Media criticisms are often grounded in the ethical deficiencies and corrupted motives of journalists. And that’s all appropriate. But it’s worth remembering that often the conduct of a journalist is at least as much a question of abilities as it is anything else.

I want to highlight this point because the Politico is not some marginalized joke like the crackhead squatters warming themselves with book fires in William F. Buckley’s place. Whether or not they deserve the attention, real news outlets look to the Politico as a model of how to survive and grow in the internet age. These days that you can find shoddy journalism practically everywhere, but that is not an excuse. It’s a choice.

In establishing Politico, as much as anything Mike Allen meant to prove that online journalism could stand toe-to-toe with anything in the print world. If Allen really wanted to make that point, practically the best thing he could do is make a point of observing best-practices that once separated ‘real’ journalism from the yellow and tabloid kind. The New York Times can shrug off a certain number of mini-scandals because, well, they are The New York fucking Times. When Politico fudges a story it just looks like another sloppy online outlet. To the degree that Politico has influence, it convinces struggling print reporters that maybe that is how internet age journalism should be.

I can understand the impulse to play defense against Greenwald’s relentless criticism. It is a stupid impulse, but impulse control (also known as ‘standards’) is what got him in trouble in the first place. Allen honestly does not see that he is punching himself in the face here.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  April 18, 20099:49 am| 53 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

It is just a beautiful day here, so you are on your own. I’m going to be out and about- checking the shelters to see if I can find the right friend for Tunch, doing laundry, washing the car, hitting the market, etc.

Have fun.

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Good Poll Numbers

by John Cole|  April 18, 20099:37 am| 69 Comments

This post is in: Politics

Good news for the Obama administration:

Barack Obama’s first quarter in office concludes on Sunday, and during this early stage of his presidency he has averaged a solid 63% job approval, reaching as high as 69% in the initial days of his presidency and falling as low as 59% on a few occasions.

Obama’s 63% first-quarter average matches the historical average of 63% for elected presidents’ first quarters since 1953. However, it is the fourth highest for a newly elected president since that time, and the highest since Jimmy Carter’s 69% in 1977. The historical first-quarter average includes two presidents whose scores exceeded 70% (John Kennedy’s 74% and Dwight Eisenhower’s 71%).

It might be worthwhile to review the lines of attacks the first couple of months:

1.) He only reads good cuz of his teleprompter- FAIL.
2.) He is a socialist- FAIL.
3.) The markets are tanking thousands of points every day because he is President- FAIL.
4.) He blames American for everything- FAIL.
5.) He is polarizing- FAIL.

I’m sure I’ve missed a bunch of memes, too. Maybe instead of being silly and just making things up, Republicans will come up with an alternate vision that is more than tax cuts and budgets without numbers.

Predicted New Rightwing Meme: Carter had high poll numbers, too. See, he is just like Carter!
Predicted outcome: Fail.

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Friday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  April 17, 20097:13 pm| 146 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Dog Blogging, Open Threads

Some pet pics:

Claim your kids.

Does the second picture count as a Godwin violation?

*** Update ***

I may need to rethink my position on taser usage, because I was cheering for them to break out the taser and they never did.

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