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The Dumbest Person In Congress

by John Cole|  March 24, 20091:43 pm| 157 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Clown Shoes

This video is just priceless. Rep. Michelle Bachman, easily one of the most embarrassing persons in Congress and also one of the wingnuttiest, spent her five minutes asking inane questions about the Constitutionality of Geithner’s actions:

After about the third time she asked, I would have asked her where in the Constitution it says the desk he is sitting at should be wood. And then asked her to tell me where in the Constitution it says he has to wear clothes.

There are a whole host of things not specifically listed in the Constitution- a wide wide world of government activities- but that doesn’t mean that engaging in those activities is “unconstitutional.” Geithner’s actions do not derive their authority directly from something written into the Constitution several hundred years ago, but from the authority that Congress granted him when they passed the respective bills. In fact, the very reason we have things called “Constitutional Scholars” is because everything isn’t spelled out verbatim in the Constitution.

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Things done changed

by DougJ|  March 24, 200912:56 pm| 90 Comments

This post is in: Media, Assholes

Mike Allen, today:

Like athletes limbering up for the big game, White House reporters have been going through elaborate preparatory rituals as they bone up for tonight’s prime-time news conference with President Obama, the second formal “presser” of his presidency.

[….]

The unspoken contest playing out under the East Room lights: The president wants to deliver a message – in this case, reassurance on the economy and a plug for his budget – and not get tripped up by issues he considers extraneous, or that might overshadow what he wants to say.

Reporters have the opposite incentive: They want to “make news” by getting the president to say something he hasn’t said before, or wasn’t prepared to say – which, by definition, is not his message.

Elizabeth Bumiller in 2003:

I think we were very deferential because … it’s live, it’s very intense, it’s frightening to stand up there. Think about it, you’re standing up on prime-time live TV asking the president of the United States a question when the country’s about to go to war. There was a very serious, somber tone that evening, and no one wanted to get into an argument with the president at this very serious time.

Sucking up to George W. Bush — and maybe even getting your own nickname — elevated a reporter’s status in 2003. Trying to knock Obama off his game now elevates a reporter’s status. It really is that simple.

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What Happened to Ruling From the Gut?

by John Cole|  March 24, 200911:16 am| 58 Comments

This post is in: Blogospheric Navel-Gazing, Clap Louder!

For people who spent the last eight years swearing that polls didn’t matter, right blogosphere seems awfully giddy about this latest Zogby “poll” stating that Obama has fallen to a 50-50 approval rating. Nate Silver points out that this poll is complete garbage and about as useful and reliable as the polls on the People magazine website asking whether you would rather spend a weekend with Britney or Lindsey.

Here is Gallup, which I think is the gold standard:

I don’t know why these guys keep latching on to Rasmussen and Zogby other than that they really are just interested in not only creating, but staying in their own reality. Rasmussen and Zogby will keep telling you what you pay them to tell you, but it doesn’t reflect what is actually going on in the real world. It is sad, really.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  March 24, 200910:08 am| 45 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I don’t know if anyone has mentioned it or not, but in the video of Gutfield and the rest of the Red Eye morons that DougJ linked to last night, one of those involved in the little flap was comedian Doug Benson.

That would be the same Doug Benson who got stoned for thirty days and filmed it and then sold the results in a movie called Super High Me. And, I will also note, it was a pretty damned funny movie.

So while Red Eye may be the worst hour of television out there after Glenn Beck and Lou Dobbs, and while Gutfield is still a jerk, it is probably worth noting that the people who made all the snotty remarks about the Canadian military are comedians and morons.

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The fire sale next time

by DougJ|  March 24, 20099:56 am| 50 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

There’s been a lot of news (here; here; here) about giving the government expanded powers to take over troubled financial firms and lead them through some form of bankruptcy (these powers already exist with FDIC-insured banks, but not for hedge funds and investment banks). I believe this is a really, really good idea. If something like that were in place now, the banking crisis would be much less severe.

Although I don’t think this is being spelled out clearly by the media, perhaps the biggest problem with banks right now is that they are afraid to lend to each other out of a fear that their lending partner will go bankrupt and they don’t be able to get their money back. To see why they’re worried about this, take a look at how worthless Lehman debt is: a friend of mine who’s a higher-up at a hedge fund says that his fund values their Lehman Europe debt at about 15 cents on the dollar right now. He’s not sure why it’s so little, but it has everything to do with how bankruptcies are administered, since Lehman’s assets and debt were approximately equal in value, meaning that creditors should have been able to get something like 95 cents on the dollar if the assets were sold at market value. Now, suppose that there were a government take-over followed by an immediate mass auction; that might depress the value to the point where creditors got about 70 cents on the dollar, say.

According to my friend, that would be a perfectly acceptable loss. Creditors would take their lumps and get most of their money back and no one would care that much (his words, not mine). Part of the big problem with the current bankruptcy system (and a big part of the reason why Lehman debt is so worthless) is that it takes years and lots of court time for creditors to get their money back.

What’s very interesting here is that a system along these lines would require no government capitalization — it wouldn’t be like the FDIC in that sense.

So that could be the good news that comes out of this big bank mess, some kind of new government-run system of bankruptcy that erased fears of large financial bankruptcies the same way the that the FDIC did with depository banks, and one that didn’t even require any tax-payer money.

Update. In the comments, schrodinger’s cat writes:

Also we don’t need banks and financial institutions that are “too big to fail”.

To paraphrase Bill Clinton, that depends on what the definition of “fail” is. Nearly everyone believes that Citi and BofA *are* too big to fail in the sense that under our currency bankruptcy system, their creditor’s assets (trillions of dollars) would be tied up in court for God knows how long, which would (a) hurt their creditors’ financial standing (and hamper their ability to lend to anyone else) and (b) scare the bejesus out of any institution that was thinking of lending money to any other institution that might go under.

The whole point here is to change what happens when a big institution fails. That way, no one would be too big to fail.

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Late Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  March 24, 20092:56 am| 45 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I couldn’t sleep, and earlier in the day I promised my friend Gigi a thread in her name, so here it is.

BTW- there are times I think I should get another cat to be a friend for Tunch, and then there are times I think what he really needs is a boxer.

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“A Hazy Shade Of Geithner” would have been better

by DougJ|  March 23, 200910:52 pm| 40 Comments

This post is in: Media

Yeah, I know that finding dumb stuff at Newsmax is shooting fish in a barrel, but this cracked me up:

If Simon & Garfunkel were still recording today, they might pen a hit new song, to the beat of “Mrs. Robinson,” titled “Where Have You Gone, Milton Friedman?”

The guy who wrote this is the much-feted CEO of Newsmax, Chris Ruddy:

Ruddy, the CEO and editor of Newsmax, is emerging as the most prominent online voice of the conservative movement. Newsmax has flourished because Ruddy has exhibited a stronger commitment to the bottom line than to presenting himself as an ideologue.

“I’m not looking for a cult of personality of Chris Ruddy,” he said. “Running a business takes 24/7.”

[….]

A smart, cautious CEO, Ruddy is pleased to drop hints that Newsmax has become the leading online conservative voice.

[…]

Ruddy learned the lesson well when he was trying to raise money for Newsmax. “People said, ‘If this is the Chris Ruddy Web site, you’re not going to have a lot of value as a business,'” he recalled.

My media philosophy is to just try to be the best DougJ that DougJ can be.

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