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Creeping Galtism, Part II

by DougJ|  March 12, 200911:05 pm| 91 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

How would you describe people who applaud the Times for choosing a new Op-Ed columnist who has written things like this? (via)

At least for now, before the casualties mount and the failures begin and the inevitable partisanship rears its head, we seem to be showing the necessary steel for the task ahead. And at the risk of sounding predictable, let me say how glad I am, and how fortunate we are, to have such a collection of hard men and women (Condaleeza [sic] forever!) at the helm of state today. Rumsfield and Powell, Cheney and Wolfowitz, all make me feel far more secure than the collection of ineffective hand-wringers (Anthony Lake, Warren Christopher) who dominated the Clinton years. (Think, for a moment, what a tissue of squandered opportunities Clinton’s foreign policy now seems.) And yes, in that list of leaders I include George W. Bush, whom even I have always considered a good but slightly callow man, but who seems so far to be rising to the occasion[—]as America’s leaders always have, so far. Call it Prince Hal becoming Henry V, if you will, but Dubya is growing up, and his speech last week before the Congress was one of the one of the finest political addresses that I have ever heard[—]and certainly the best American speech since the close of the Cold War.

If I really wanted to offend Harvard Asians, I might sit down and write an article in which I was, well, a tad critical of the Asian community. For instance, I might suggest that there was, let’s say, a slight trend toward ethnic self-segregation, or a slight proclivity for the sciences over the humanities among Asian-Americans. And I might, if I were so inclined (not that anyone would be), get downright nasty and suggest that a large chunk of these self-segregated, math-and-science types are self-absorbed, clannish and downright weird.

Bonus points for answering without using the words “Vichy” or “circle jerk”.

This is the kind of moderate, wise, Sam’s Club conservatism that will save our civilization.

Creeping Galtism, Part IIPost + Comments (91)

And Speaking of Crooked

by John Cole|  March 12, 200911:05 pm| 27 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Democratic Stupidity

Way to go, Maxine:

Top federal regulators say they were taken aback when they learned that a California congresswoman who helped set up a meeting with bankers last year had family financial ties to a bank whose chief executive asked them for up to $50 million in special bailout funds.

Representative Maxine Waters, Democrat of California, requested the September meeting on behalf of executives at One- United, one of the nation’s largest black-owned banks. Ms. Waters’s husband, Sidney Williams, had served on the bank’s board until early last year and has owned at least $250,000 of its stock.

What the hell is wrong with these people?

And Speaking of CrookedPost + Comments (27)

London blogging (to the faraway towns)

by DougJ|  March 12, 200910:42 pm| 27 Comments

This post is in: Beer Blogging

Thought I’d give you a Sully-style view from my window.

London blogging (to the faraway towns)Post + Comments (27)

Open Thread

by John Cole|  March 12, 20099:03 pm| 48 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Dog Blogging

Some pics:

Claim your pets. Serious upset in the making right now in the Big East tournament.

Open ThreadPost + Comments (48)

Business As Usual

by John Cole|  March 12, 20098:14 pm| 42 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

While Citi analysts are downgrading stocks based on information from right-wing astroturf campaigns, Citi executives found a way to make a quick buck:

Four Citigroup Inc. executives who bought the bank’s stock last week generated a $2.2 million paper profit within nine days, regulatory filings show.

The executives, including director Roberto Hernandez, benefited as the company’s stock climbed 47 percent from March 10 through yesterday’s close of markets, after Chief Executive Officer Vikram Pandit said in a memo that the bank is having the best quarter since 2007. Their buying spree was the first by bank insiders since Jan. 14, filings show.

“You’re supposed to buy when everyone else is selling,” said Bruce Foerster, a former Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. managing director who now runs South Beach Capital Markets in Miami. Banks have internal systems to monitor executive trades and prevent abuses, he said.

I’m sure it is just a coincidence they bought a bunch of their own stock before they released a positive earnings report that caused their stock price to jump from 1.05 to 1.67.

Pure coincidence.

Business As UsualPost + Comments (42)

The Business Roundtable

by John Cole|  March 12, 20096:00 pm| 56 Comments

This post is in: Politics

Not sure if any of you caught it, but I was in the middle of another project and had CNN on in the background, and President Obama was speaking to the Business Rountable. The prepared speech was stuff I had heard before, including some from his speech to Congress a couple weeks ago, with some reiteration of certain points (no one will have their taxes increased in the short term, etc.). Afterwards, there was a Q and A session, and it seemed to be a very cordial meeting. I have no idea of the political leanings of the Business Roundtable, whether they are considered conservative or arch-conservative (I’m going to rule out liberal right off the bat), but they seemed to be very eager to work with the President’s team and seemed to suggest they have already been working closely with the team.

One point that seemed to be very important to them had to do with deferrals, which I gather has something to do with international tax laws. At any rate, did anyone else catch any of that? Your thoughts?

*** Update ***

Video here.

The Business RoundtablePost + Comments (56)

More Fair Weather Federalism

by John Cole|  March 12, 20094:48 pm| 87 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes, I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To

Steve at the Washington Monthly has heaped the appropriate amount of ridicule on Rep. Shadegg’s “no-cost stimulus” plan (the title doesn’t even make sense, and then once you realize there actually is no plan, it goes downhill from there), but the folks at the NRO are lapping it up. Here is David Freddoso extolling the virtues of the “plan”:

Rep. John Shaddegg (R, Ariz.) and Sen. David Vitter (R, La.) led the presentation of the package, which would keep expedite drilling for oil and natural gas on the outer-continental shelf, expand states’ boundaries in the ocean for the purpose of taxing the energy development, and open the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge for “environmentally sensitive” exploration, with the lease funds going toward renewable energy projects.

The bill would also streamline licensing requirements and curb environmental litigation against energy production projects. It prohibits the use of the Endangered Species Act to regulate carbon dioxide, and prevents states from setting their own higher emissions standards for vehicles.

No mention whether or not clubbing baby seals was also included in the “plan.” When I originally read the FOX News piece, I couldn’t figure out what the hell Shadegg was talking about when he said we are “giving jobs to oil fieldworkers and natural gas fieldworkers in Russia and Saudi Arabia and Venezuela, when we should be putting those people to work here in the United States.” My first thought was he was suggesting invading Russia, Saudi Arabia and Venezuela and taking over their oil fields, but now I realize what he meant. We’re back to the McCain campaign and “Drill, baby, drill.”

These guys literally have not had a new idea in three decades.

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