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So many starbursts, so little time

by DougJ|  March 8, 20099:20 am| 28 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

Obviously, it won’t be possible to chronicle all of the fawning media coverage the various finance world moochers and looters received back when they were still viewed as conquering heroes. But this Vanity Fair piece about Walter Noel’s family is probably representative of the worst of it:

The Noel sisters of Greenwich, Connecticut, are turning tabloid-fodder sister acts (that is, Nicky and Paris Hilton) on their heads. In lieu of dancing on tables, the five Noel women have made a name for themselves by shoring up the virtues of a nearly extinct aristocracy. They’re well educated and well married, and they’re raising a pack of well-behaved, multi-lingual children while keeping their string-bikini figures intact.

[…..]

The eldest sister, Corina, graduated from Yale and, while raising four daughters, works alongside her Colombian husband, Andrés Piedrahita, at the London office of the Fairfield Greenwich Group, an international hedge fund founded by Walter Noel. Lisina, a Georgetown graduate, met Yanko Della Schiava, an Italian alumnus of Aiglon College, in Saint-Tropez. She married him, and he now works at the Lugano, Switzerland, office of the Noel-family hedge fund. Ariane followed Lisina to Georgetown and Corina to London with her husband, Marco Sodi, an Italian who works for the Veronis Suhler Stevenson media-investment firm. Alix went to Brown and later married Philip Toub, an alumnus of Deerfield Academy and Middlebury College, who now works at the family office in Rio. Marisa, an all-American in lacrosse, graduated from Harvard after serving as president of its Hasty Pudding Club. She met Matt Brown, her fiancé, through Alix and Philip, and—surprise—he works not for the Noel-family hedge fund but for his own.

The Noel sisters—with not a divorce or scandale among them—seem to have heeded the wisdom of their grandmother Trudy Haegler, who once wrote up her own 10 commandments for the family’s future brides, including: “Make your husband believe that he is your Lord and Master, no matter what the feminists say”;

I like the fact that most of these of these Lords and Masters were errand boys for their wives’ fraudster father. It’s also hard not to compare with Burke’s famous description of Marie Antoinette:

It is now sixteen or seventeen years since I saw the queen of France, then the dauphiness, at Versailles; and surely never lighted on this orb, which she hardly seemed to touch, a more delightful vision. I saw her just above the horizon, decorating and cheering the elevated sphere she had just begun to move in, glittering like the morning star full of life and splendor and joy.

And the enterprise that funded all the Brazilian nannies and houses in Palm Beach and Park Avenue and Southampton? You can probably guess.

Mr. Noel’s firm, including four sons-in-law as partners, now has the distinction of being the biggest known loser in the Madoff scandal, to the tune of $7.5 billion.

[….]

The Fairfield Greenwich Group charged clients an annual fee of 1 percent of assets invested for providing access to exclusive hedge funds and performing due diligence on them, in addition to a fee of 20 percent on investment gains each year, according to people close to the fund’s operations. At that rate, an investment of $7 billion would have paid Mr. Noel’s company $70 million annually, and then $140 million more in a year in which Mr. Madoff reported a 10 percent gain (he steadily reported returns of 10 to 12 percent).

If Obama’s slight tax increase causes people like this to go Galt, we’re all in a lot of trouble.

Update. Sad news:

Friends of Andrés Piedrahita and Corina Noel were exchanging e-mails last week, trying to ascertain whether their Christmas trip to Mustique was going ahead as planned. It was supposed to be the usual affair; meet on Boxing Day in Barbados, then fly to the exclusive island by private jet. There they would eat their turkey in the sunshine at Yemanja, the Noel family holiday home, and enjoy views that are reputed to be the best on the island.

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Brooks and Dowd debate Michelle’s biceps

by DougJ|  March 8, 200912:55 am| 95 Comments

This post is in: Media, Assholes

I wish I could tell you I was kidding about this one:

David Brooks and I were sharing a cab to the British Embassy the other day to meet with Gordon Brown.

[….]

Let’s face it: The only bracing symbol of American strength right now is the image of Michelle Obama’s sculpted biceps. Her husband urges bold action, but it is Michelle who looks as though she could easily wind up and punch out Rush Limbaugh, Bernie Madoff and all the corporate creeps who ripped off America.

In the taxi, when I asked David Brooks about her amazing arms, he indicated it was time for her to cover up. “She’s made her point,” he said. “Now she should put away Thunder and Lightning.”

When will our national nightmare of a sleeveless First Lady end?

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Amen

by DougJ|  March 7, 200910:34 pm| 59 Comments

This post is in: Media, Assholes

I realize it’s lame to simply quote a larger, move visible blog and say “amen” but you really can’t say this better than TPM is saying it:

But aside from the math and economics, there’s a point of media criticism that needs to be made. While the (stimulus) bill was being debated, the news media — and particularly television — focused almost entirely on the question of whether it was too big. The possibility that it was too small — which now seems likely — was seldom raised. As Krugman argues, it’s a mini-version of the press failure in the lead up to the Iraq War, with depressingly familiar dynamics.

I think the administration deserves a small amount of the blame for this for not starting the debate with a much more aggressive and expansive bill, kicking off the game with the goalposts more advantageously placed, as it were. But fundamentally it goes back to that issue of DC and the national political media remaining wired for the GOP.

People who think that our brain-dead media and our even more brain-dead GOP leadership don’t affect the decisions that go on under Obama are kidding themselves. Obama — for better or for worse, and in this case certainly for the worse — is a pragmatist who is only likely to push for things that he thinks are possible in our current media/political environment. That’s why we’re unlikely to see universal health care under him, even if we do see some improvement in the national health care system.

It’s perfectly reasonable to blame Obama for not shoving this stuff down the Beltway Establishment’s throat. But it’s naive to think that he wouldn’t have to push pretty hard to make them swallow it.

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Generic open thread

by DougJ|  March 7, 20099:19 pm| 38 Comments

This post is in: Food, Open Threads

There seems to be a request for a generic open thread tonight.

However, I also feel obligated to share one London-related story my friend just sent me, simply because I find it amusing in a perverse way. No one could have predicted that a restaurant that had customers eat sand while they listened to the sounds of waves on headphones would eventually make people sick.

The number of people who have reported falling sick after eating at the Fat Duck has risen to 400 from 40 last week, when Chef Heston Blumenthal said he was temporarily closing his restaurant because of the health scare.

The Health Protection Agency and officials from the Royal Borough of Windsor & Maidenhead are investigating the complaints about the experimental eatery, west of London, which is famed for dishes such as snail porridge and bacon-and-egg ice cream.

[….]

The Fat Duck, which has three Michelin stars, was named the world’s best restaurant in the World’s 50 Best Restaurant Awards in 2005 and has been in the top two for the past five years.

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The restaurant normally serves more than 80 people a day, and each spends on average about 220 pounds, Blumenthal said. The tasting menu costs 130 pounds for about a dozen courses such as the Sound of the Sea, where diners don earphones and listen to lapping waves while consuming seafood washed up on what looks like a beach. The sand is a mix of tapioca and Japanese breadcrumbs.

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The sights and sounds of London town

by DougJ|  March 7, 20094:58 pm| 233 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I’m leaving for London for six days on Monday to visit a friend. I don’t know anything about the city at all except for what I’ve gleaned from a lifetime of listening to Elvis Costello and the Clash. I went once before, but it was for a West Indian wedding, so all I remember is drinking lots of scotch with ice in it and hearing reggae versions of songs that I never thought I’d hear reggae versions of (example). I did learn that Brixton, where the wedding took place, is not as scary as the Clash makes it out to be.

So what I should do there? You’re worldly group, so I’m looking to you for advice. Nothing too crazy, please. I’m not going kayaking on the Thames or anything like that.

Also, any good books about London? I know there’s a lot of great English books, because otherwise how could they make all those Merchant-Ivory movies, right? But a disturbing number of those books take place in the English countryside or Italy or the Punjab. And weirdly, most of the mysteries seem to take place in Oxford.

I thought about reading “Of Human Bondage” but it’s way too long. I also thought about Martin Amis, but he was once in some kind of brat pack with Chris Hitchens and that pisses me off. Plus, I don’t like literary ladies’ men, not so much because my big college crush spurned me for one (who now writes about comic books and video games for Time magazine) but because it gets in the way of the whole suffering artist thing.

What I’m looking for is something along the lines of Theodore Dreiser or Raymond Chandler, only set in London. I want to be able to learn about where Mayfair is relative to SoHo and Oxford Street, while at the same time being entertained. So far I have a book about a London detective by the guy who write Remains Of the Day. But I’ve got a long flight and a long layover in Philly on the way there, so I need more.

Thanks in advance for any wisdom you have to offer.

Update: Thanks so much to everyone for their help! One more question: my cell phone won’t work there. Is there some convenient place I can rent/buy a cheap one that will work?

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They’re Still Talking About It

by Tim F|  March 7, 20092:09 pm| 66 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

John Cornyn keeps the Limbaugh story alive.

Number of times that the administration has brought up Limbaugh lately: zero.

Prominent Republicans who have crossed Limbaugh without crawling back for an apology: still zero.

Meanwhile, the fun at RNC headquarters never stops since Democrats forced RNC chair Michael Steele to humiliate himself at Rush’s feet.

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Dumping Geithner

by DougJ|  March 7, 200912:44 pm| 142 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

I’m not normally one to agree with McMeghan or Slate fraudster Henry Blodget and I don’t know enough to say that it’s time to start thinking about firing Tim Geithner. But everything I’ve read from Krugman and Atrios about Geithner’s (lack of a) plan for banks scares the hell out of me and Blodget puts together a pretty compelling indictment:

Then he took office.  In the five weeks since, Tim Geithner has:

  • Given a speech billed as the solution to the financial crisis in which he promised something vague, someday, that sounded an awful lot like the bad plan that didn’t work in the past administration (which really isn’t that surprising, given that Geithner was the one who came up with the earlier bad plan).
  • Floated multiple versions of the same plan into the press hoping that one would be enthusiastically received by someone other than Wall Street (no dice.)
  • Refused to seriously discuss the consensus opinion of most neutral economists and experts: That the banking system is insolvent and that the solution is pre-privatization.
  • Given Congressional testimony in which his brusque, defensive manner and weak responses have inspired no confidence and served only to make people wonder again why Obama picked him for the job.

and, most importantly, Tim Geithner has:

Refused to revisit or defend his almost certainly inaccurate view that this crisis is merely a temporary price decline caused by a lack of liquidity, rather than a collapse of a debt-driven economy.  You can’t cure the patient if you’re treating the wrong problem.

Again, I don’t know enough to say that Geithner should be fire. And I certainly am not ready to compare him Rumsfeld. But it should be noted that Bush’s refusal to fire people at the DoD contributed to the catastrophe in Iraq. And I hope that if something similar is brewing at Treasury, that Obama does make changes.

Update: Here’s a different perspective from the New Yorker. Either way, I’m all for Obama’s cabinet members taking a lot of heat. We’ve seen what happens with a cabinet that was completely insulated from reality.

Update #2. Dean Baker:

Finally, those who want a “risk regulator” to prevent future crises are covering up the problem. The more effective mechanisms would be to fire everyone at the Fed. Preventing a disaster like this was their job. If they can fail so enormously at such a basic task, with no job consequences, then there will never be any consequences for unthinkingly repeating the conventional wisdom.

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