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Let It Bleed

by DougJ|  March 6, 20097:51 pm| 58 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

Even Slate sees through the OBAMA IS BLEEDING TEH RICH stuff we’re hearing from the Galt-going GOP gasbags:

On Tuesday, Washington Post columnist (and former Bush speechwriter) Michael Gerson argued in an op-ed that “Obama chose a time of recession to propose a massive increase in progressivity—a 10-year, trillion-dollar haul from the rich, already being punished by the stock market collapse and the housing market decline.” The plans are so radical, “there will not be enough wealthy people left to bleed.” CNBC’s Larry Kudlow wrote that “Obama is declaring war on investors, entrepreneurs, small businesses, large corporations, and private-equity and venture-capital funds.” Other segments on the financial news network warn of a tax on the rich, a war on the wealthy. My personal favorite was a piece from ABCNews.com, which had to be rewritten and reposted because the original was so poorly done. (The revised version isn’t much better.) It quotes a dentist who is contemplating reducing “her income from her current $320,000 to under $250,000 by having her dental hygienist work fewer days and by treating fewer patients. [That way, she] would avoid paying higher taxes on the $70,000 that would be subject to increased taxation if Obama’s proposal is signed into law.”

[…]

Second, this return to 2001’s tax rates was actually part of the Bush tax plan. The Republicans who controlled the White House and the Republicans who controlled the Congress earlier this decade decreed that all the tax cuts they passed would sunset in 2010. They put in this sunset provision to hide the long-term fiscal costs of the cuts. The Bush team and congressional supporters had seven years to manage fiscal affairs in such a way that they would be able to extend the tax cuts in 2010. But they screwed it up. Instead of controlling spending and aligning tax revenues with outlays, the Bush administration and its congressional allies ramped up spending massively—on two wars, on a prescription drug benefit for Medicare, on earmarks, etc. Oh, and along the way, they so miserably mismanaged oversight of Wall Street and the financial sector that it required the passage of a hugely expensive bailout. Even before the passage of the TARP, the prospect of extending all the Bush tax cuts was a nonstarter. Once Bush signed the $700 billion bailout measure into law, extending tax cuts was really a nonstarter. The national debt nearly doubled during the Bush years. So if you want to blame someone for raising taxes back to where they were in 2001, don’t blame Obama. Blame Bush, his feckless Office of Management and Budget directors, his economic advisers, and congressional appropriators like Trent Lott and Tom DeLay.

John’s graph sums up the myth about increasing marginal rates on taxes quite well:

Anyway I’d like to tell Jim Cramer and Rick Santelli that there will always be a space in my parking lot, when you need a little coke and sympathy.

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Long Week

by John Cole|  March 6, 20094:33 pm| 257 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Is it just me, or did this seem like a really, really long week?

At least the weather is starting to turn, and it is nice enough to sit outside and read and get some fresh air. Go wireless.

NY Times tries to promote the late night Jimmy Fallon experiment. I was up late the other night and watched about fifteen minutes, and it was the most criminally unfunny fifteen minutes in late night television history. If you want a cruel comparison, watch Fallon’s opening monologue while you tivo Craig Ferguson, then watch Ferguson.

No weekend plans for me. How ’bout you?

*** Update ***

Everyone go here and vote for Gary Farber.

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The Difference

by Tim F|  March 6, 20092:23 pm| 100 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

When Republicans tried to tie Michael Moore to the Democratic party, Democrats cut him loose. Moore is not an essential cog in the party apparatus; for a working stiff in the Congressional sausage factory he’s a noisy pain in the ass. Mostly prominent Democrats seemed more than happy, eager, to kick him in the shins.

Meanwhile the grand Omabunist conspiracy involving Rush Limbaugh amounts to, what? Mentioning his name a couple of times? The first sentence of this paragraph doesn’t even have a proper verb. What was Obama trying to do? Casually mentioning how influential a guy is does not usually destroy a person or silence him or whatever the dumbest f*cking people on Earth, aka Ann Althouse’s commenters, think that Obama is trying to do (warning: link may cause brain damage). Here is the underpants gnomes version of Obama’s evil plot.

Step 1: Publicly suggest that Republicans agree with Rush Limbaugh.
Step 2: ??
Step 3: Clear Channel replaces Rush’s show with Randi Rhodes and CounterSpin.

Maybe Tom Robbins could put together a semi-plausible Step 2. I don’t have that kind of mojo.

Granted that Step 1 is so horrible that it is exactly like the ‘some say’ tic that George W called up practically every time that he wanted to make a point, except that instead of conjuring up a fanciful ‘some’ Gibbs said who said it. Everything that happened next, literally everything, happened within the Republican caucus.

I will recap. First a few brave and/or stupid souls tried to carve out some distance. Instead of brushing it off Rush went apeshit, and instead of moving on each heretic took a turn on his knees begging for mercy and to get the howler monkeys out of his switchboard. Other Republicans (to their credit) recognized that the whole sorry spectacle reflects badly on the party, but then blew it by stirring up a big campaign to complain about it in the media.

At the RNC, where better days would have smart minds planning out the next election, senior officials are still throwing chairs and pooping in one other’s lunch bags.

Republicans could have kept their yap shut and let the country think that a drug-addled ignoramus pulls their strings. Instead they opened their mouth and proved it.

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The Gift That Keeps on Giving

by John Cole|  March 6, 20091:52 pm| 110 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Democratic Stupidity

That 2005 Bankruptcy Bill (for those with a sense of humor, it is noted in the comments the full name of the bill was The Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act of 2005), ostensibly to “reform” the system and something I have bitched about forever, just keeps getting better and better:

But it turns out that one of the features of the 2005 Bankruptcy bill was to put derivative counter parties at the front of the line ahead of other creditors in bankruptcy proceedings. Actually, from what I can tell, they don’t just go to the head of the line. They got to skip the line entirely. As the Financial Times noted last fall, “the 2005 changes made clear that certain derivatives and financial transactions were exempt from provisions in the bankruptcy code that freeze a failed company’s assets until a court decides how to apportion them among creditors.” As the article notes, ironically, this provision which Wall Street pushed for and got to protect investment banks actually ended up hastening the collapse of Lehman and Bear Stearns last year.

I’m going to get an ulcer if I keep reading about the current financial meltdown. Meanwhile, Geithner still keeps coming up with new ways to keep the Wall Street boys out of harms way. Apparently the newest plan involves asking the folks who got us into this mess to take a bunchy of risky bets that… involve no risk for the betters. Only this time it will work.

And if you aren’t completely convinced we are totally screwed, then read this.

At this point, I have absolutely no confidence in Geithner. None. I have yet to see one person give any evidence that he has any idea what to do, or any willingness to do what needs to be done. All I have seen is ass-covering and bad ideas. Admitted, I am no financial wizard and never came up with my own clever scheme to bilk millions out of their savings through a series of risky financial choices that would make me rich no matter what (also, I’m not a sociopath, so I am not cut out for high finance), so maybe I am just no seeing the genius in all of this, but so far, it just looks like the looting is continuing under the cover of chaos.

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The self-anointed president

by DougJ|  March 6, 200912:47 pm| 59 Comments

This post is in: Media

Make Michael Scherer stop:

There is a battle looming in Congress, a contest that will pit many of the most powerful companies in America against each other, potentially reallocate trillions of dollars in spending, and literally impact the future health and well-being of each and every American. No one knows how the conflict will end, just yet, or who the winners and losers will be. But if Thursday’s Health Care Reform summit at the White House is any indication, there is no doubt who will be standing at the middle of the scrum: The nation’s self-anointed Mediator-in-Chief, President Barack Obama.

Was Bush ever referred to as the “self-anointed Commander-in-Chief”?

I guess I should just be happy the article wasn’t titled “Obama’s petty health care strategy“.

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Hats off to Perry

by DougJ|  March 6, 200912:21 pm| 43 Comments

This post is in: Media

Today’s reporter chat on the Washington Post was quite interesting. I got Perry Bacon to take the following question:

Re: more “class warfare”: Since you’re bravely taking a lot of tough questions today, how about this one: is it fair to conclude that most in the national media identify with elites — political elites and business elites — and not with the great unwashed masses in flyover territory? Is that why we’re constantly told that the middle class needs to sacrifice more, that attempts to raise taxes on the wealthy are “class warfare”, that people don’t need goverment-sponsored health care and so on?

Do you think coverage would be different if national reporters made less money and lived in places like Detroit and Cleveland?

Thanks.

Perry Bacon Jr.: I have to confess having trouble with these “national media” questions. I really don’t have time to track everything said on CNN and every other network, read every publication that does national news and still report news on my own, so I don’t know if “class warfare” is being used every 10 seconds on tv. I suspect not, as it’s a loaded term. Would coverage be different if more reporters lived in Cleveland and made less money? I don’t know. I read the paper in Louisville fairly often and the stories they run about national politics aren’t terribly different from the ones in the Post, they are just fewer articles about political strategy/tactics that some of our readers really like. Let me ask a few more questions in this vein though. Would Congress handle military policy differently if more members had kids in the services? Would the Obama administration handle economy policy differently if had more people who attended public colleges instead of private ones?

I don’t think his answer makes much sense. Congressmen and advisers are by definition powerful and to some extent comfortable. It is the media that purports to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

But I’m impressed that Bacon took this one.

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A Lot Like Vegas, Except You And I Wake Up With the Hangover

by John Cole|  March 6, 20099:47 am| 110 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

I know the right wing is all worked up about the lucky duckies and their cell phones, but this seems like a better place to focus some anger:

One Merrill Lynch trader apparently gambled away more than $120 million in the currency markets. Others seemingly lost hundreds of millions on tricky credit derivatives.

But somehow all this red ink did not spill into plain view until after Merrill earmarked billions for bonuses and staggered into the arms of Bank of America.

Inside Bank of America headquarters here, executives are asking why. The bank is investigating how Merrill accounted for wayward trades in the final, frantic months of 2008 — and why at least one big loss was slow to appear on Merrill’s books.

Of particular concern are the activities of a Merrill currency trader in London, Alexis Stenfors, whose trading has come under scrutiny by British regulators, according to people briefed on the investigation. The loss Mr. Stenfors is believed to have incurred so alarmed Bank of America that this week the bank examined the books of other traders who were on vacation.

The simple fact of the matter is that when we finally hit the bottom and start to work our way out of this mess, there need to be long prison sentences handed out to a lot of our John Galts out there. If we do not react appropriately and harshly to this kind of recklessness, we are greenlighting it again in the future.

See also.

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