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Shorter NY Times AP

by John Cole|  January 14, 20097:00 pm| 106 Comments

This post is in: Media, Clown Shoes

“All the white people going to the inauguration must be unemployed, because only black people are taking off from work to celebrate.”

I wish I was kidding.

Shorter <del datetime="2009-01-15T00:11:18+00:00">NY Times</del> APPost + Comments (106)

Get a room (the casino will probably comp you)

by DougJ|  January 14, 20095:45 pm| 110 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

Bill Bennett makes Brit Hume look the Grand Inquisitor, during an exit interview with Dick Cheney:

Q You got a kind of backhanded compliment from President-Elect Obama, who, according to the news reports, said in regard to your advice — your advice was find out exactly what it is we’re doing and why we’re doing it, whether or not its worked before you start making decisions based on campaign rhetoric — for Obama, by contrast, because a number of critics, according to this article, said what Cheney said was pretty good advice. He does seem to be backing off some from some of the more excessive campaign rhetoric, and seems to be approaching somewhat more thoughtfully in line with your recommendation.

[….]

Q I want to get into that in a second. But again, before I lose the opportunity, in front of 3.5 million people, I want to say — I want to thank you for making tough decisions, taking a lot of heat for keeping us safe. We have been safe. And I know — I have some sense, I don’t know — what that took. I just want to thank you.

[….]


Q
It’s a different world, isn’t it, campaign rhetoric and the kinds of briefings that Barack Obama is getting now about the way the world actually works?

[….]

Q Right, the perfect example.

Maybe if I read The Book Of Virtues I’d understand the value of an exit suck-off.

Update: Sometimes it’s hard to believe he was the inspiration for the Janis Joplin song “Me and Bobby McGee”.

Get a room (the casino will probably comp you)Post + Comments (110)

The kindness of strangers Americans

by DougJ|  January 14, 20094:25 pm| 61 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

You know, with eight years of torture, unnecessary war, and everything else, it’s easy to forge that, in many ways, Americans about the nicest people on earth:

What’s the greatest challenge of traveling on $5 a day?
When you travel with that kind of money, you are entirely at the mercy of strangers. Because $5 doesn’t get you anywhere. You can’t really do anything.

[….]

What’s the most stunning act of generosity you’ve received?
I arrived in Indianapolis. I’d met an old lady on the train with her husband, and they put me up in a hotel. But that wasn’t the act. I woke up the next morning and I was chatting with this younger lady who had a 1-year-old son, and it turns out that she lived in Chicago. And she said to me — and this was within the first five minutes, I’m not exaggerating — she said to me, “If you can find your way to Chicago, I will give you the only set of keys to my house. You can stay in my house. I will be back the next day. Leave the keys in the flowerpot, and you can stay in my house. There’s chili in the fridge.” At the end, when she gave me her keys, she then said to me, “So, sorry, what’s your name?”

Do you find you get more help from tourists or from locals?
In America, it was primarily locals. And in England. In Europe, it was primarily tourists. American tourists, believe it or not, they saved me so many times, to the point that I would wake up in the morning and I’d be like, “O.K. guys, we’ve gotta find some Americans.”

The kindness of <strike>strangers</strike> AmericansPost + Comments (61)

Roger Simon is an idiot

by DougJ|  January 14, 20093:43 pm| 27 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

To eliminate any possible confusion, this is pornstache Roger Simon, not pimp-hat saintly Pajamas media founder Roger Simon. He has a recent article comparing Roland Burris with Caroline Kennedy:

How come Roland Burris has had such an easy time getting to the U.S. Senate while Caroline Kennedy has had such a hard time?

Could it be that the race card trumps the gender card in U.S. politics?

Or could it be that being appointed to the Senate makes it easier to get seated than not being appointed? It goes downhill from there:

But one thing has always struck me about the Kennedy family: The women don’t get in trouble, but they also don’t get elected to higher office.

He goes on to bring up Kathleen Townsend Kennedy as an example of a Kennedy who was not elected to higher office, even though she was Lieutenant Governor of Maryland. Now, according to Wiki, within her generation, two Kennedies have served in Congress (Joe and Patches) and another in the Maryland State Senate (Mark), so Kathleen held the highest office of any of her generation of Kennedies (of course, in previous generations, there were almost no women of any kind in politics).

And then there’s this:

A better comparison for Palin to make would have been the patty-cake treatment Roland Burris has gotten from the press.

What planet is he living on? On this planet Burris was (rightly) savaged by the press.

(via)

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I Simply Can Not Get Enough Of This

by John Cole|  January 14, 200912:43 pm| 109 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

I linked to the Tennessee GOP debacle last night, now here is some video:

Here is a link to News Channel 5, which has more reaction and a different video. The words “traitor” and “Republican in Name Only” are thrown about, and I have to admit that maybe halfway through the video I got a little happy in my pants.

I can understand why Republicans are pissed, but again, these Republicans are the kind that have absolutely destroyed the party I used to love- arrogant, ignorant, intolerant, and foolish. The only reason this happened is because they were so vicious to one of their own- going after his business, attempting to destroy the guy. Harry Reid should be forced to watch these videos every morning, every lunch break, and before he goes to bed, and they should be streamed at all times in his office.

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“We Don’t Torture”

by Tim F|  January 14, 200911:50 am| 51 Comments

This post is in: Torture, Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

What we already knew, finally said explicitly by someone in a position to know.

The top Bush administration official in charge of deciding whether to bring Guantanamo Bay detainees to trial has concluded that the U.S. military tortured a Saudi national who allegedly planned to participate in the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, interrogating him with techniques that included sustained isolation, sleep deprivation, nudity and prolonged exposure to cold, leaving him in a “life-threatening condition.”
“We tortured [Mohammed al-]Qahtani,” said Susan J. Crawford, in her first interview since being named convening authority of military commissions by Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates in February 2007. “His treatment met the legal definition of torture. And that’s why I did not refer the case” for prosecution.

About prosecuting the torturers, I understand the point that Obama needs pressure from us to do the right thing, but on that particular point I really wish that people would calm down a notch. There are several reasons why I feel that way.

(1) We (and by ‘we’ I mean in large part Glenn Greenwald) successfully forced Obama to drop a torture-defending candidate for CIA chief. Instead Obama Leon Panetta, whose record on the issue is clear and unblemished. Notably Obama could make that substantive decision right now. It makes sense to influence decisions that Obama is currently making. It does not strike me as useful, however, to spend much energy on things that he cannot possibly do until he actually takes office.

(2) The present administration reads the papers. If Obama gives the impression that he is hell-bent on jailing Bushies then the President will certainly Fletcher the third and fourth branches of government, including himself if he thinks justice Kennedy will swing his way on that question. That would make it easier to subpoena people who cannot plead the Fifth, and it would automatically trigger war crimes courts abroad, but we can all agree that people who torture, among other major crimes, should ideally face justice at home.

(3) Because there is no statute of limitations on torture, President Obama could change his mind at any time if and when more information comes to light. It follows that our first priority should be blocking the appointment of government officials who are potentially exposed to full accountability for Bush-era crimes. We can change his mind at any time, but not as easily if his administration has potential targets in the inner circle. The promises of a politician mean a lot less than what he actually does, and what he’s doing right now is appointing cabinet members.

(4) Much more information will come to light. Hundreds of insiders want to talk to reporters like Murray Waas and Seymour Hersh, but they legitimately fear the administration’s insane, singleminded vindictiveness regarding whistleblowers. Given the transformative effect of the stories that have already leaked, it seems safe to predict that the stories yet to be written will similarly harden public attitudes against Bush. Both reporters and Congress will have an easier time following up with when the Executive Branch chooses not to throw up every roadblock from bogus State Secrets claims to lying to Congress.

(5) Nobody casually decides to prosecute cabinet officials and above. Prosecutors of Lynndie England certainly weighed the political angles of their indictment; in the case of prosecuting Dick Cheney or Alberto Gonzales the political angle is so overwhelming that it overshadows the profound legal exposure of either, and I say that with a full understanding of how thoroughly Cheney and Gonzales trashed the US Constitution. Look at it as Kant might have done: do we want Presidents committing themselves to siccing prosecutors on previous administrations as a matter of habit? In four years every administration commits a sheaf offenses against good taste, against the English language and, yes, against the legal code of the United States. A determined prosecutor will inevitably find a nut. For that reason, even taking into account the obvious and undeniable crimes that we already know about, Obama will serve the country better if he begins with a skeptical position, one might call it conservative, and lets official fact-finding and public pressure move him in the right direction.

Add it all together and I’m not saying that we should not keep the pressure on Obama to do the right thing. Far from it. I think that we should pressure the hell out of Obama but make sure that we focus on where pressure will produce useful results. Promises from a politician and $3.50 will get you a voting share in Madoff Investment Securities LLC. So why demand them? We should pressure Obama to keep the taint of Bush crimes out of his cabinet. We did that (again, by ‘we’ I mean Greenwald and a few others).

We must ensure that the truth comes out. Seymour Hersh and other reporters will do some heavy lifting in that respect, but history has shown that the press weighs ‘official’ commissions (e.g., the Iraq Study Group’s fart-in-a-tornado recommendations) over original work by solid reporters like Hersh. We need to make sure that Congress and Obama, who clearly responds to pressure, use every power at their disposal to expose what the Bush gang have tried so hard to hide. We can push for official commissions with broad subpoena powers, staffed with members determined to do their job and who lack Bush-era conflicts (Waxman yes, Harman no).

With that done, we can hope that the public responds appropriately when it fully understands the depraved, criminally incompetent regime of the last eight years. If the public doesn’t demand accountability, which pressure Obama would be unable to resist, then as a country we don’t deserve it.

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The Obama recession continues

by DougJ|  January 14, 20099:31 am| 52 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

From Bloomberg:

Sales at U.S. retailers fell more than twice as much as forecast in December as job losses and the choking-off of credit led Americans to cut back on everything from eating out to car purchases.

The 2.7 percent decrease, the sixth consecutive drop, extended the longest string of declines in records going back to 1992, the Commerce Department said today in Washington. Purchases excluding automobiles slumped 3.1 percent.

Today’s figures indicate that the hit to spending in the recession is even deeper than estimated, and spurred a slide in stock-index futures…

I’m not sure there’s a tax cut big enough to stave this one off. Maybe a six-month moratorium on all government regulation is the way forward here.

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