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But what kind of countertops does she have?

by DougJ|  November 27, 20099:34 pm| 188 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Assholes, Good News For Conservatives

I don’t want to tar all teabaggers with this brush, but I think it’s fair to say that Malkin and her ilk are partly responsible for this kind of behavior (via Steve Benen):

A group called the Chicago Tea Party Patriots publicly heckled a grieving family and suggested that the couple fabricated their tragic story.

At a town hall held by Rep. Dan Lipinski (D-Ill.) on Nov. 14,, Dan and Midge Hough spoke about how they believed the death of their daughter-in-law and her unborn child were caused, in part, by a lack of health insurance. Twenty-four-year old Jennifer was uninsured. According to her in-laws, she was not receiving regular prenatal care and was not properly treated when she got sick. She ended up in an emergency room with double pneumonia that developed into septic shock, had a heart attack, a brain bleed and a stroke. The baby died and Jennifer died a few weeks later.

Midge Hough was heckled by anti-reform crowd members. “You can laugh at me, that’s okay,” she said, crying. “But I lost two people, and I know you think that’s funny, that’s okay.”

Update. It is a little surprising that the wingers weren’t more sympathetic, given that one of the people who died was unborn. I thought the lives of the unborn counted for something with these people.

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Backyard Brawl Open Thread

by John Cole|  November 27, 20097:49 pm| 118 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

By request.

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Always Room for Fearmongering in the Idiocracy

by John Cole|  November 27, 20097:03 pm| 129 Comments

This post is in: Bring on the Brawndo!

Some days I’ve about had it with this country. The absurd over-reaction to the WH dinner crashers was way too much the last few days, but I just saw a ten minute piece on CNN that treated this like it was an enormous deal, and I can’t take much more of this kind of idiocy.

In a sane society, the reaction to this sort of thing would be for people to say to themselves “Wow, the cheeky bastards” and move on with life while the Secret Service quietly performed an internal investigation. But we are not a sane society, and instead have national leaders like this gaping jackhole:

Some lawmakers are calling for a Congressional investigation. Although the couple did go through a magnometer, “They could have had anthrax on them,” said Peter King, the ranking Republican on the House Homeland Security Committee. “They could have grabbed a knife from the dining room table.”

Or they could have had a suitcase nuke made out to look like a great ass in a red dress. Or they could have been carrying vials of cyanide and poured it into the drink of every ranking government official. Or they could have kidnapped the Obama kids and held the President ransom to release everyone at Gitmo.

But they didn’t now, did they? They sneaked in, got away with some free eats and a few drinks, and went on their merry way. So grow up. Grabbed a knife from the dinner table- that is too stupid for even an Austin Powers movie. Christ.

And it bears repeating- that is ranking Republican on the Homeland Security Committee leading the pantswetting brigade. The next time you have to take your shoes off at the airport or throw out your 6 ounce container of hand creme, you can thank jackasses like him.

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He’s Talking To You, Chuck

by John Cole|  November 27, 20094:13 pm| 67 Comments

This post is in: Media

Unserious person and DFH James Fallow is being all sorts of unvillagelike and calling you out, Chuck Todd:

Seriously, when does an official part of the chattering class — one of the weekend talkers, someone from the leading newspapers — look back on these past two weeks in journalism’s effort to represent reality and ask how the dominant narrative could have been so wrong, and wrong in a way that was easily noticeable at the time? Just curious. The guiding motto for the inquiry should be the deathless subhead on Tish Durkin’s article: “Even through a veil of censorship and propaganda, the Chinese people managed a clearer view of Obama’s visit than the US media did.”

Any comments from the bobbleheads? Chuck Todd? Mr. Gregory? Georgie? Anyone?

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  November 27, 20093:57 pm| 46 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

By request.

BTW- I think I want to mull some cider tomorrow. Any tips or suggestions or advice?

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What Is Good For Priests is Good for Filmmakers

by John Cole|  November 27, 20091:14 pm| 189 Comments

This post is in: Movies, Assholes

Bernard-Henri Levy:

The decision to free Roman Polanski is a wise decision. It honors the people who took it. It shows that the arguments developed by the movie director’s partisans — including those published on the French review’s website of La Règle du Jeu — have finally been fruitful. It shows that Polanski’s French lawyers, Hervé Témime and Georges Kiejman, were right to remain tenacious. At this very moment, I am thinking about Emmanuelle, his wife. I am thinking about his two kids who saw their dad’s name ignominiously dragged through the mud. I am mostly thinking about him: Roman Polanski whom I don’t know but whose fate has moved me so much. Nothing will repair the days he has spent in prison. Nothing will erase the immense, unbelievable injustice he has been subjected to. Nothing will take away the hysteria of those ones who have never stopped pouring contempt upon him, hounding him through hatred and asking for his punishment as if we were living the darkest and most ferocious hours of the McCarthysm era all over again. At least, the nightmare is about to end. At least the end of the hell is looming. And this, for the time being, is what does matter.

Do these guys understand how stupid they sound talking about the “injustice” of jailing a man who anally raped a kid after feeding her booze and quaaludes? He raped a fucking teenager, then fled the country to escape justice.

You know, I used to be of the position that it has been decades, the girl apparently has decided to let this pass, that it is no big deal. But after listening to Polanski’s defenders try to excuse the inexcusable and act like hunting down child rapists is a witchhunt, I almost want Polanski to spend the rest of his life in jail.

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Because the right

by DougJ|  November 27, 200912:57 pm| 90 Comments

This post is in: Music, Assholes, Good News For Conservatives

Bobo (link fixed) has a piece today about Bruce Springsteen. Shorter Bobo: I really love Bruce Springsteen and feel that I learned from listening to his stories of “teenage couples out on a desperate lark, workers struggling as the mills close down, and drifters on the wrong side of the law”.

George Will once composed a paean to the boss as well and Ronald Reagan spoke of “message of hope in the songs of a man so many young Americans admire: New Jersey’s own Bruce Springsteen.”

Why do righties like the Boss so much? Aren’t they at least mad that he did that song about Charlie Starkweather?

Update. I like this answer from commenter Paris:

Bruce lives the macho stereotype many of the righties can only dream of. They’re too busy standing in airport mens rooms, indulging in fetishes, and wearing bow ties.

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