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You are here: Home / A Simple Solution

A Simple Solution

by John Cole|  January 15, 20107:53 am| 52 Comments

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Poor Joe:

“Sen. Lieberman and I have a very open and honest working relationship,” Reid wrote in his statement. “On issues ranging from foreign policy to health care, even when we disagree, he has always been straightforward with me.”

But that apparently didn’t go far enough for Lieberman, who, like every other member of the honor-bound Senate, understands the perils of being labeled untrustworthy in a closed 100-member club.

There is a simple way to stop being labeled as untrustworthy, and that is to stop being a two-faced backstabbing prick. I’m sorry you and that jackass Marshall Wittman can’t get it through your heads, but since you have come out and basically admitted the only reason you screwed Reid was because Weiner and the liberals liked the medicare expansion too much, you are just going to have to deal with the label of “untrustworthy.”

If “untrustworthy” bothers you too much, I know a couple thousand people on a certain website who could come up with a few more choice labels for you.

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  1. 1.

    valdivia

    January 15, 2010 at 7:56 am

    John hope the pain is not killing you and that you are resting and feeling as comfortable as you can given your injury. Is Tunch trained yet to get you some tea from the kitchen?

  2. 2.

    CDT

    January 15, 2010 at 7:58 am

    Dibs on “goat-fucking douchebag.”

  3. 3.

    TR

    January 15, 2010 at 8:01 am

    I’d like to put a claim on “preening egomaniacal assclown.”

  4. 4.

    beltane

    January 15, 2010 at 8:01 am

    Reid should have just gone along with common custom and called him Lieberdouche. That is his name, isn’t it?

  5. 5.

    El Cid

    January 15, 2010 at 8:03 am

    ‘I like being untrustworthy, but I really dislike being viewed as untrustworthy. Plus, it makes it that much harder to dupe people with my untrustworthiness.’

  6. 6.

    ItAintEazy

    January 15, 2010 at 8:03 am

    “Bleeding, gaping asshole that shits in the milk of decency.”

  7. 7.

    bob h

    January 15, 2010 at 8:16 am

    Just guessing that a Brown victory in Mass. would give Joe and Ben Nelson an excuse to back away from HCR.

  8. 8.

    low-tech cyclist

    January 15, 2010 at 8:20 am

    I’m going with “worthless fucknugget.”

  9. 9.

    Joey Maloney

    January 15, 2010 at 8:24 am

    Perhaps we could compile a list and deliver it to the Senator’s office? I’m sure he’d appreciate the help.

  10. 10.

    Robin G.

    January 15, 2010 at 8:25 am

    @El Cid: This.

    And I call “sadsack prima donna.”

  11. 11.

    scav

    January 15, 2010 at 8:27 am

    I’ll go long: Preening, self-indulgent, self-motivated, two-faced, whiney wind-sock.

  12. 12.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 15, 2010 at 8:34 am

    Last night, my best friend and I were compiling a list of people we would take out if we ever got batshitcrazy insane enough to want to kill ourselves (and take people with us. Standard disclaimer: NOT GONNA HAPPEN). Joe Lieberman is on the list. ‘Nuff said, though, I do like Droopy Dog.

  13. 13.

    kommrade reproductive vigor

    January 15, 2010 at 8:38 am

    I’d go with Gene Weingarten’s classic: Crap Weasel.

  14. 14.

    Napoleon

    January 15, 2010 at 9:02 am

    I love the Politico story. Basically Reid refuses to say the NY Times story was wrong, so what does Lieberman do, he proves to Reid again that he is a back stabbing liar by telling the Politico that Reid has told him privately the NY Times story was wrong even though there is no apparent reason he wouldn’t say that publicly if in fact it was true.

  15. 15.

    capt

    January 15, 2010 at 9:16 am

    “There is a simple way to stop being labeled as untrustworthy, and that is to stop being a two-faced backstabbing prick. “

    That has always worked for me (when I am able) !

  16. 16.

    DanF

    January 15, 2010 at 9:25 am

    Senator Preenal Gland (L – Fucktardia)

  17. 17.

    horatius

    January 15, 2010 at 9:34 am

    Wait. This is a post about calling Lieberprick names. And you have 16 comments?

    You are going out of business Mr. Cole.

  18. 18.

    BongCrosby

    January 15, 2010 at 9:37 am

    Jon Stewart’s “Droopy” tag works for me.

  19. 19.

    SGEW

    January 15, 2010 at 9:40 am

    “Mendacious Asshole” covers the bases for me.

  20. 20.

    danimal

    January 15, 2010 at 9:45 am

    At least George W Bush had family and economic reasons for many of his repulsive policies. Because Senator Palpatine Lieberman knows better, Joe Lieberman = Worse than Bush.

  21. 21.

    Redshirt

    January 15, 2010 at 9:51 am

    The old classic “Loserman”

  22. 22.

    Trinity

    January 15, 2010 at 10:18 am

    I’m going with the tried and true ‘Lieberdouche’.

  23. 23.

    Senyordave

    January 15, 2010 at 10:21 am

    I have to ask:

    Has anyone ever seen Joe Lieberman and the character “Willie” from Alf in the same room?

    if there is karma, in his next life Joe Lieberman will be a guy who loses his job, gets very sick, and loses everything he owns because he has no insurance. And he won’t have a wife pimping for insurance companies to save his ass.

  24. 24.

    Trinity

    January 15, 2010 at 10:24 am

    Wait…I know it’s a tad generic but I think ‘assclown’ fits him quite well.

    Lieberdouche the Amazing Assclown!

  25. 25.

    canuckistani

    January 15, 2010 at 10:51 am

    I’ll take “Ignorant Corrupt Pigfucker”, please.

  26. 26.

    Calming Influence

    January 15, 2010 at 11:00 am

    I’d go with “deceitful dick-head” in polite company, and “shifty fuck-wad” where I usually hang out.

  27. 27.

    Rick Taylor

    January 15, 2010 at 11:01 am

    Joe Lieberman is such an honorable principled man, he has to stab his colleagues in the back, especially those who’ve come to his aid when he’s needed it. A lesser man might put gratitude above principal, but he never can. He always feels bad afterwards though.

  28. 28.

    Chad N Freude

    January 15, 2010 at 11:04 am

    All of the preceding suggestions are incomplete — they omit “vindictive”.

  29. 29.

    inkadu

    January 15, 2010 at 11:05 am

    I wonder if Sunday’s article will bother to make a judgement on if Lieberman did renege on the deal. I doubt it.

    When Lieberman ran as an independent against Democrat Ned Lamont in the 2006 Connecticut Senate primary, top Washington Democrats took to the stump to boot Lieberman from office.

    Can you all remember any? Edwards is the only one I know of. The rest of the Democratic establishment voted for their good friend Joe Lieberman, including, if I’m not mistaken, the big dog himself.

  30. 30.

    Paul in KY

    January 15, 2010 at 11:07 am

    How bout: Santorum-sucking zioclown asswipe piece of shit traitor.

  31. 31.

    Bobby Thomson

    January 15, 2010 at 11:10 am

    Lying sack of shit has always worked for me.

    In instances where greater precision is required, there’s always Senator Palpatine.

  32. 32.

    scarshapedstar

    January 15, 2010 at 11:12 am

    Wrinkled, purulent, smegma-encrusted human foreskin?

  33. 33.

    cleek

    January 15, 2010 at 11:20 am

    preening petulant passive-aggressive putz.

  34. 34.

    Hiram Taine

    January 15, 2010 at 11:21 am

    Eh, scrofulous, maggot-gagging two faced shitbird works for me..

    Not to disparage any *actual* scrofulous, maggot-gagging two faced shitbirds.

    And let’s not forget, he was Al Gore’s carefully chosen Vice Presidential candidate.

  35. 35.

    zeph

    January 15, 2010 at 11:22 am

    According to Haaretz, the Netanyahu administration was publicly hoping that health care reform would fail and deal Obama’s administration a blow before it could restart mideast “peace negotiations.” For Lieberman, attempting to screw up health care was just a party-line vote.

  36. 36.

    AxelFoley

    January 15, 2010 at 11:30 am

    @Trinity:

    That tag works for me–Lieberdouche.

  37. 37.

    Mark

    January 15, 2010 at 11:33 am

    @Bobby Thomson – when I send him emails, I always call him a ‘sack of shit.’

    Also, ‘Sy Ableman’ would be a worthy moniker. Sy, for those of you who don’t know, fucks your wife, tells you he’s moving in to your house and you have to move out, and then everybody acts like he’s such a great guy.

  38. 38.

    Roger Moore

    January 15, 2010 at 11:35 am

    I always thought that “Senator Joe Palpatine (S – Naboo)” was a good one.

  39. 39.

    debbie

    January 15, 2010 at 11:41 am

    Pencil dick.

  40. 40.

    bobbo

    January 15, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    Sanctimonious prick.

  41. 41.

    West of the Cascades

    January 15, 2010 at 12:13 pm

    Liebermoran

  42. 42.

    Cris

    January 15, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    a two-faced backstabbing prick

    For some reason I read that as “a two-backed facestabbing prick,” which I like even better.

  43. 43.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 15, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    Future AETNA Lobbyist.

  44. 44.

    Mike G

    January 15, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    After Lieberman gunned down five Democratic senators on the floor of the chamber during a debate, Reid insisted there was “no discussion” of removing Lieberman from his committee chairmanships or expelling him from the Democratic caucus.

    “Sen. Lieberman and I have a very open and honest working relationship,” Reid wrote in his statement. “On issues ranging from foreign policy to health care, even when we disagree, he has always been straightforward with me.”

    “He’s with us on everything except the Iraq war and the murder of Democratic senators,” Reid added.

  45. 45.

    Cheryl from Maryland

    January 15, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    Vindictive goat pimple

    Cf Dirty Jobs to see how disgusting a goat pimple can be

  46. 46.

    fraught

    January 15, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    “Pants on the ground”

  47. 47.

    Thadeus Horne

    January 15, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    Aetna’s assboy.

  48. 48.

    ThatLeftTurnInABQ

    January 15, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    “A Republican”

  49. 49.

    Ruckus

    January 15, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    @ThatLeftTurnInABQ:
    You know, sometimes the simple straightforward truth is the best.

  50. 50.

    Ruckus

    January 15, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    @ThatLeftTurnInABQ:
    You know, sometimes the simple straightforward truth is the best.

  51. 51.

    mclaren

    January 16, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    In classic Watergate parlance, the only possible comment here is [expletive deleted].

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