• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓
  • ←
  • →

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

It is not hopeless, and we are not helpless.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires Republicans to act in good faith.

The real work of an opposition party is to hold the people in power accountable.

Those who are easily outraged are easily manipulated.

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Their freedom requires your slavery.

You come for women, you’re gonna get your ass kicked.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires republicans to act in good faith.

The Giant Orange Man Baby is having a bad day.

Never give a known liar the benefit of the doubt.

Roe is not about choice. It is about freedom.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

You cannot shame the shameless.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

How stupid are these people?

We are aware of all internet traditions.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. keep building.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.

Mobile Menu

  • Seattle Meet-up Post
  • 2025 Activism
  • Targeted Political Fundraising
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • COVID-19
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • 2025 Activism
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • Targeted Fundraising!
You are here: Home / Civil Rights / LGBTQ Rights / Gay Rights are Human Rights / Excuses, Excuses

Excuses, Excuses

by @heymistermix.com|  July 7, 20107:39 am| 30 Comments

This post is in: Gay Rights are Human Rights, Assholes

FacebookTweetEmail

Hawaii Governor Linda Lingle waited until the last minute to veto a civil union bill, supposedly because she was contemplating it deeply. Judging from the stories on this, it looks like she was actually spending time cooking up lame excuses:

“It would be a mistake to allow a decision of this magnitude to be made by one individual or a small group of elected officials,” she said.

Representative democracy is just so damn controversial. Also, too: supermajority!

“I have been open and consistent in my opposition to same-sex marriage, and find that House Bill 444 is essentially same-sex marriage by another name.”

I thought the whole issue with the “sanctity of marriage” was that “marriage” is a sacred sacrament, we can’t force churches to marry gays, blah blah blah. I guess we’re down to the nub of it now: hating homos isn’t just for Sunday, it’s for everyday.

Finally, a big shout out to the Hawaii House of Representatives, which has a 45-6 Democratic majority, yet has chosen not to vote on a veto override.

FacebookTweetEmail
Previous Post: « The Latest Poutrage
Next Post: Speaking of False Choices »

Reader Interactions

30Comments

  1. 1.

    Lysana

    July 7, 2010 at 7:47 am

    They’re still pissed about the whole rainbow flag thing, aren’t they? Geez, one university mascot who clearly predated the movement and people get their sarongs in a bunch.

  2. 2.

    Brian

    July 7, 2010 at 7:48 am

    Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let in Lingle?

  3. 3.

    Cat Lady

    July 7, 2010 at 7:57 am

    You’d think that someone there would have noticed that here in Sodom, aka Massachusetts, the world has continued to turn, the divorce rate is the lowest in the nation, and there hasn’t been an epidemic of child molestation. Hating is the only explanation left, because there are no excuses.

  4. 4.

    edmund dantes

    July 7, 2010 at 8:12 am

    Let’s not forget getting lectured on the sanctity of marriage from someone that has violated the sanctity of marriage twice!!

    Take it away Twice divorced Linda Lingle!!

    None of this takes away from the fact that this sanctity of marriage argument is a crock of bullshit based upon revisionist history of marriage in this world. It just adds a delicious delicious layer of “STFU” to the assholes.

  5. 5.

    middlewest

    July 7, 2010 at 8:17 am

    So, if a popular referendum dissolved her marriage, she’d agree to it, right?

  6. 6.

    WereBear

    July 7, 2010 at 8:23 am

    It’s tough out there for the haters; there are fewer and fewer acceptable targets.

    Except in their own twisted minds.

  7. 7.

    Keith

    July 7, 2010 at 8:34 am

    “It’s my personal belief that simply because we have the legislative super-majority to override is not justification for us to do so.”

    What…the…fuck? That’s not going to go too well for their tourism, methinks, unless they can get more Palins and less Obamas to bodyboard over there.

  8. 8.

    El Cid

    July 7, 2010 at 8:36 am

    Based on this

    “It would be a mistake to allow a decision of this magnitude to be made by one individual or a small group of elected officials,” she said.

    I’m sure conservatives like her would vehemently object when only 5 justices on the Supreme Court swept away decades old precedence and/or ruled in their favor on restricting marriage to heterosexuals only. After all, a decision of those magnitudes…

  9. 9.

    BeccaM

    July 7, 2010 at 8:36 am

    As ever, they retreat to their standard argument: “We want OUR religion to define the civil institution of marriage! Not anybody else’s.”

  10. 10.

    Adam Collyer

    July 7, 2010 at 8:44 am

    @Cat Lady:

    You’d think that someone there would have noticed that here in Sodom, aka Massachusetts, the world has continued to turn, the divorce rate is the lowest in the nation

    Wait, wait, wait…you’re telling me the divorce rate for those God forsaken liberal Northerners is lower than the God fearin’, down home folks in Arkansas and Alabama?

    Oh wait…would you look at that?

    @Brian:

    Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let in Lingle?

    Totally brilliant. Needed a laugh this morning.

  11. 11.

    KCinDC

    July 7, 2010 at 8:46 am

    I’m not so outraged about not having a special session if they didn’t have the votes for the veto override:

    The Senate took up the bill again in January of this year and passed it 18-7, enough votes to reach the two-thirds’ threshold to override a veto. The House decided in February to indefinitely postpone action on the bill. But House lawmakers brought the bill back on the last day of session in April and passed it in a 31-20 vote, three votes short of the two-thirds needed for an override.

    What’s outrageous isn’t failing to call a special session but all those Democrats who voted against the bill in the first place.

  12. 12.

    MAJeff

    July 7, 2010 at 8:56 am

    So, we’ve got another Republican Governor being cynical, petty and cruel. Don Carcieri with funerary rights for same-sex couples and trans protection in hate crimes legislation, Pawlenty with health care and funerary rights, Lingle with Civil Unions…

    The GOP is an anti-gay hate group.

  13. 13.

    KCinDC

    July 7, 2010 at 9:04 am

    Actually, let me modify that. We should be outraged about the Democrats who voted against the bill, but we should also be outraged about the Republicans who voted against it (and of course the Republican governor who vetoed it).

  14. 14.

    daveNYC

    July 7, 2010 at 9:12 am

    I guess the only thing worse than activist judges are activist legislators.

  15. 15.

    sparky

    July 7, 2010 at 9:25 am

    ummm…how about explaining how a non-vote here is worse than the “must give Obama a HCR victory” vote even though that bill was crap? in one case, bad non-vote due to political considerations; in the other, a vote for a bad thing due to political considerations. seems to me that the decisive ground in both cases is optics–arguments about perceptions, that is, rather than the substance of the policy to be voted upon. on that ground it seems difficult to fault them for not voting, though i agree that it silly (and cowardly) to not vote.

    in case my point isn’t clear, it’s that if someone is going to make “optics” arguments as a ground FOR a particular vote, an “optics” argument is, necessarily, a good ground for a vote/action/non-action someone doesn’t like. i am not arguing in favor of consistency–i am arguing against the notion that optics should be the determinative ground in policy considerations, because that will necessarily generate irrational and counterproductive policy to the extent that those optics are grounded in irrational misperceptions. thus it generates an irrational inaction here and on the national front bad policy. it’s not possible to remove incoherence and irrationality from politics, but it doesn’t seem like a good idea to encourage it, either.

    cue “hidden agenda” comments….

  16. 16.

    jrg

    July 7, 2010 at 9:26 am

    As soon as support for gay marriage hits 51%, we’ll get to hear about how Republicans have always been at the forefront of gay rights. When pressed, they will come up with an anti-gay Democrat to “prove” that the opposition was just as bad. I guarantee it.

  17. 17.

    daveNYC

    July 7, 2010 at 9:43 am

    As soon as support for gay marriage hits 51%, we’ll get to hear about how Republicans have always been at the forefront of gay rights.

    I’m not sure about that. Even these days, the Republicans will bust out Abe to show that they don’t really hate black people, but I don’t see much effort to embrace modern civil rights. And that’s black people. When it comes to teh gheys, and the icky icky butt-sex, well, I can’t see their current base buying any message that doesn’t involve full-frontal demonization.

  18. 18.

    Bulworth

    July 7, 2010 at 10:20 am

    Finally, a big shout out to the Hawaii House of Representatives, which has a 45-6 Democratic majority, yet has chosen not to vote on a veto override.

    Yeah, that’s a pretty lame-ass “super-majority”.

  19. 19.

    Stefan

    July 7, 2010 at 10:26 am

    That’s not going to go too well for their tourism, methinks, unless they can get more Palins and less Obamas to bodyboard over there.

    I went to Hawaii last year on vacation and loved it, was planning to go back. But no more. I won’t go back to that state on vacation until this is overturned.

  20. 20.

    Sentient Puddle

    July 7, 2010 at 10:44 am

    So…wait until next year when Abercrombie is likely to be governor and try again?

  21. 21.

    ibid

    July 7, 2010 at 11:05 am

    @sparky:

    if someone is going to make “optics” arguments as a ground FOR a particular vote, an “optics” argument is, necessarily, a good ground for a vote/action/non-action someone doesn’t like.

    Except that no one (or almost no one) was actually saying HCR should be passed just for the optics. From what I saw, people who made the optics argument used it as a supporting argument to pass a bill that they thought was somewhere between “better than nothing” and ” the most important legislation passed in a generation”. And the optics weren’t just about giving Obama a win, they were about not having to bury health care for at least another decade. In other words, it wasn’t “a vote for a bad thing due to political considerations,” so you can’t compare it to a non-vote on a good thing due to political considerations (and it’s not clear that political considerations are the chief concern in this case either — if the politics of voting for civil unions was bad for them, why did they have the vote in the first place?). Obviously some people thought the bill was worse than nothing, but those people tended totake the “kill the bill” position rather than the “pass it to help Obama” position.

  22. 22.

    Kevin Phillips Bong

    July 7, 2010 at 11:07 am

    @daveNYC: And the beautiful thing is, for all the man-on-man buttsecks they get so agitated about, they very likely harbor aspirations of some backdoor action with their wife/girlfriend/designated sex worker. Or at the very least have viewed images of such acts on the intertrons.

  23. 23.

    DanF

    July 7, 2010 at 11:21 am

    Equality is so controversial.

  24. 24.

    Arclite

    July 7, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    As a Hawaii resident, hearing this on the news yesterday was infuriating. We live in the most ethnically diverse state in the nation, with some of the lowest rates of ethnic strife and crime, one where the cultural attitudes are that of “aloha” to strangers as well as family and friends.

    Right after she said this:

    “It would be a mistake to allow a decision of this magnitude to be made by one individual or a small group of elected officials,” she said.

    she said,

    “And while ours is a system of representative government, it also is one that recognizes that from time to time there are issues that require the reflection, collective wisdom and consent of the people, and reserves to them the right to directly decide those matters.”

    So basically, she’s going to have a ballot initiative and the LDS is going to spend millions of dollars in advertising telling how scary “TEH GAY” is and the ballot init will fail.

    Great Fcking Leadership, all around.

  25. 25.

    Kyle

    July 7, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    At least in this situation the bigoted governor betrays what the “pro-marriage” folks really feel. Be assured that they couldn’t give a flying damn about the sanctity of marriage; they never have. They hate gay folk. So if it’s ANY law that makes our lives easier or treats us as equal citizens, then they will be against it. The sanctity of marriage crap is just marketing.

    I so damned tired of religion in this country. It is the very thing that holds us back. Look at every single civil rights advancement in this country, and you’ll see that we obtained that advancement only after we were able jettison the religious crap that we’ve saddled ourselves with.

  26. 26.

    Arclite

    July 7, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    They hate gay folk.

    The people who hate gays aren’t Real Americans. Real Americans believe the principles on which this country were founded: equality before the law, the pursuit of happiness, freedom to assemble, etc. apply to everyone. Denying those things to any group for any reason is un-American.

    Look at every single civil rights advancement in this country, and you’ll see that we obtained that advancement only after we were able jettison the religious crap that we’ve saddled ourselves with.

    Actually, the abolitionists were driven strongly by religious principles. However, in modern times, it seems that your axiom holds true fairly often. Funny that atheists are the least trusted group in our society.

  27. 27.

    crmjones

    July 7, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    Morons.

    Wouldn’t want large numbers of gays doing marriage/honeymoons in Hawaii and spending loads of money.

  28. 28.

    Uloborus

    July 7, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    @sparky:
    As stated above, the reason it’s different is because the HCR bill was a very, very good thing.

  29. 29.

    Kyle

    July 7, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    @Arclite: Yes, Arclite, you’re correct about the abolitionists. And of course, the civil rights movement of the 40s through the 60s had many religious folk, as well, but the biggest obstacles have always been religious ones. Even slavery had its biblical justification. The bible is the “best” tool in a debate: questioning the bible is not permitted in polite society.

    That brings up another point. I think folks fear the loss of religion because they fear the loss of “good christians,” i.e., those good folk, of many religious stripes, not just christians, who use religion to better folks lives: The Mother Theresas, MLKs, Dalai Lamas and the like. Of course, Mother Theresa would have been a saint, even if there were no religion to make her one. Good people will always be good people, regardless of whether they couch it in religion.

    If only we’d worship the Constitution like some folks worship the bible, we’d be much better off.

  30. 30.

    Veritas78

    July 7, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    If you’ve been divorced twice, you’re either a bad judge of character, a real asshole, or both.

Comments are closed.

Primary Sidebar

On The Road - PaulB - Olympic National Park: Lake Quinault 1
Image by PaulB (5/17/25)

Recent Comments

  • Chetan Murthy on Repubs in Disarray Open Thread (May 17, 2025 @ 9:37pm)
  • Chetan Murthy on Repubs in Disarray Open Thread (May 17, 2025 @ 9:36pm)
  • columbusqueen on Ohio Meetup Peeps, Where Are You? (May 17, 2025 @ 9:36pm)
  • Nukular Biskits on Repubs in Disarray Open Thread (May 17, 2025 @ 9:36pm)
  • Nukular Biskits on Repubs in Disarray Open Thread (May 17, 2025 @ 9:32pm)

PA Supreme Court At Risk

Donate

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst
War in Ukraine
Donate to Razom for Ukraine

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

Meetups

Upcoming Ohio Meetup May 17
5/11 Post about the May 17 Ohio Meetup

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)
Fix Nyms with Apostrophes

Hands Off! – Denver, San Diego & Austin

Social Media

Balloon Juice
WaterGirl
TaMara
John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
David Anderson
Major Major Major Major
DougJ NYT Pitchbot
mistermix

Keeping Track

Legal Challenges (Lawfare)
Republicans Fleeing Town Halls (TPM)
21 Letters (to Borrow or Steal)
Search Donations from a Brand

PA Supreme Court At Risk

Donate

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Copyright © 2025 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc

Share this ArticleLike this article? Email it to a friend!

Email sent!