Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

Bark louder, little dog.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

Their freedom requires your slavery.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

Hot air and ill-informed banter

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

“But what about the lurkers?”

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Everybody saw this coming.

I did not have telepathic declassification on my 2022 bingo card.

The words do not have to be perfect.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

We still have time to mess this up!

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

In my day, never was longer.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. let’s win this.

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  2. 2.

    jeff

    More Lilly!! But that was a nice thing to watch after a stressful day. Thank you. (fuck Breitbart).

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    maye

    I hope your JR is on the lo-cal kibble. They usually have the metabolism of hummingbirds, so it’s kind of surprising to see a chubby one.

  7. 7.

    Comrade Mary

    Yay for the ladies!

    A still picture of Tunch would be awesome, but you really have to get video of him hot-rodding some time, if only to silence the doubters. (E pur si muove!)

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    TrishB

    Pretty doggies! My little Pepper was at the endocrinologist today for an ACTH stim test. She’s already diabetic and blind, now we’re looking at Cushing’s. The good news is that the ultrasound ruled out a liver tumor. I also saw the cutest poodle-schnauzer mix that you could ever meet. 13 years old and could still be mistaken for a puppy from her demeanor.

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    beltane

    I’ve never visited the Daily Caller, but it must be one big snoozefest. They are now going after Henry Farrell of Crooked Timber for the crime of expressing joy at Barack Obama’s election http://crookedtimber.org/2010/07/22/outed/. The wingnuts are obviously trying to drum up some kind of witch hunt, but they haven’t yet decided what type of witch they’re hunting for. Life must have been so much simpler for them when all they had to do was scream “Commie!”.

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    TrishB

    @SIA: SIA, thanks for that. Not to get all mushy or anything, but this day has been coming for a while and was hella stressful. Vet specialists and unemployment are not a good mix, but what can you do. At nine, Pepper’s still young for a schnauzer.

  24. 24.

    TaMara (BHF)

    @jeffreyw: THE SoCal burger joint.

    Mmmm, calories. I remember those. I remember greasy burgers and carbohydrates. Sigh.

    Loved the video Mr. Cole. One is all about the winning. The other is all about smelling the roses….or you know the old dog poop.

  26. 26.

    SIA

    @Cliff: Aw! She’s a sweetie. Her name makes me miss our Maggie Mae, who had a sister named Molly! Looks like both of you got lucky.

  27. 27.

    Cliff

    @SIA:

    her former family’s kids called her Molly Mae, so I had to make the blog for them!

    Molly is very excited to be getting a e-collar, so we can expand our range onto the bike trails. .. she is lovely off leash, but I’m in tourist town, So Total Control is required. (2+ years of continuous training to come – sigh – )

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    Steeplejack

    “I’m coming to get ya”? ORLY?

    How ’bout some truth in advertising? More like “We’re ambling in your general direction, and one of us is even distracted from that.”

    If this were the trailer, I would not be queuing up to see the movie. Unless it had that voice-over guy: “In a world . . .”

  32. 32.

    LiberalTarian

    Rosie makes Lily look svelte.

    Rosie running looks like a short horizontal version of the stay puff marshmallow man that moves. Not fast, but moves.

    That is one sausage-shaped pooch.

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    c u n d gulag

    Put her in a cheerleader costume with pom-poms, and she’s still nowhere near the “bitch” Michelle Malkin is. Better lookin’, too! :-)

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