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Fox News stores

by DougJ|  November 29, 20105:17 pm| 35 Comments

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When did there start being Fox News stores?

Is this one of those things, like the amero, where I’m the last one to know?

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  1. 1.

    justawriter

    November 29, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    I know they were infesting larger airports at least as early as 2006.

  2. 2.

    danimal

    November 29, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    I’d pay for their crap in Ameros.

  3. 3.

    freelancer

    November 29, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    …the hell?

    I can’t believe this is a real thing.

  4. 4.

    bluemeanies

    November 29, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    They’ve been at Washington Dulles International Airport since at least 2004.

  5. 5.

    Zandar

    November 29, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    The power of the free market compels you!

    We supply, you demand.

  6. 6.

    gnomedad

    November 29, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    Another link and a Yelp review.

  7. 7.

    Jewish Steel

    November 29, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    Unhealthy snacks. Patriotic sweatshirts. Trashy magazines and Hannity’s oh-so-slappable mug on the plasma screens.

  8. 8.

    me

    November 29, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    @freelancer: I wonder if that’s close to the Larry Craig Memorial Bathroom?

  9. 9.

    Ash Can

    November 29, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    Hey, Fox knows damned well that its audience is made up of suckers.

  10. 10.

    Pangloss

    November 29, 2010 at 5:34 pm

    Do they carry the computer chips for your brain?

  11. 11.

    Mr. F.L. Atulent

    November 29, 2010 at 5:34 pm

    Ditto Houston (IAH). It is just like any other airport conveneience store except fox news is blaring from half a dozen flat screens and there is a big scrolling banner ad thingy…

  12. 12.

    Nylund

    November 29, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    My guess is that they over charge for everything and blame the high prices on the high inflation Obama has caused.

  13. 13.

    CalD

    November 29, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    I’ve seen them in the DC airport. Maybe one or two others in the last year or so. Didn’t DC also have an MSNBC themed news stand? Or maybe CNN? Equal representation…

    I’m actually sworn off all cable “news” programming two years and counting now though, so I could care less. A pox on all of them, I say. They’re all humbug.

  14. 14.

    slag

    November 29, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    Of course. That’s where I go to get all my Alwaleed bin Talal action figures. Why? Where do you get yours?

  15. 15.

    Mr. F.L. Atulent

    November 29, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    speaking of fox news, a guy at my gym (local community rec center) accused “liberals” of “censorship” because “they” are always changing the channel away from fox news on the tvs.

    I was turning off the glenn beck show and he objected even though he was 20 ft away using the free weights and not watching the tv when I went to change it. I asked him if he even knew what the word censorship means. he looked at me like I was crazy…

  16. 16.

    Elizabelle

    November 29, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    “The Simpsons” comes through again. (Spotted on Sully’s blog)

    andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/11/the-simpsons-strike-again.html

    Fox News Stores, you say?

    Maybe they stock heirloom seeds, gold bullion, and Depends?

  17. 17.

    El Cid

    November 29, 2010 at 5:49 pm

    Somebody has to balance the liberal Starbucks chain with its softly lit wooden-ish decor and its fancy elitist baristas.

  18. 18.

    birthmarker

    November 29, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    @CalD: This is such a simple answer for heartburn. Just don’t watch any of them. That’s what I do. It’s very freeing.

    I get my news from the net and my local daily newspaper.

  19. 19.

    drkrick

    November 29, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    DFW, too, for at least the last year or so. In the “C” terminal it’s right next to a 15-20 foot screen in the concouse showing CNN.

  20. 20.

    DougJ

    November 29, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    @El Cid:

    Win.

  21. 21.

    Zifnab

    November 29, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    @Mr. F.L. Atulent:

    speaking of fox news, a guy at my gym (local community rec center) accused “liberals” of “censorship” because “they” are always changing the channel away from fox news on the tvs.

    Any time I see FOX News on and I’m a paying customer, I ask that they change it to ESPN. Partly, as a general rule for my own sanity. Partly, because ESPN will actually mention shit I care about.

  22. 22.

    Chyron HR

    November 29, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    Real Americans need a Patriotic alternative to your SociaIist, liberally-biased Nazi “Book Stores”. Did you know anybody can walk into a “Book Store” and buy books about homosexuals and atheists? That’s not the America I grew up in.

  23. 23.

    El Cid

    November 29, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    @Chyron HR: You have to be careful about any place which has so much writing in it.

  24. 24.

    Joseph Nobles

    November 29, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    I saw the Fox News store and the MSNBC News store in the Atlanta airport a couple of months ago. Books, newspapers, magazines, cold drinks, candy. I didn’t notice any Fox News paraphanalia, but I didn’t go in. No Hannity beer cozys, no Glenn Beck candy cigarettes. Not even the new O’Reilly line of bathroom accessories. Just books and stuff.

  25. 25.

    Jacquelyn

    November 29, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    It probably happened when there stopped being Fox “News” Stories!

  26. 26.

    cermet

    November 29, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    @Joseph Nobles: You missed the american flag toilet paper … .

  27. 27.

    curious

    November 29, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    these stores nicely complement respected opinionist bill o’reilly’s nightly sales pitch for patriotic hats and “we say ‘merry christmas!'” bumper stickers.

  28. 28.

    MoeLarryAndJesus

    November 29, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    There’s a huge sale this week on scuba gear and dildos.

  29. 29.

    Ash Can

    November 29, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    @Elizabelle: I’m sure they could make a fortune on celebrity newsreader/pundit blow-up dolls.

    @cermet: It’s on the same shelf as the Constitution/Bill of Rights toilet paper.

  30. 30.

    LT

    November 29, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    There are BBC stores in Australia. Maybe Murdoch got the idea from them?

  31. 31.

    LT

    November 29, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    ABC I mean.

  32. 32.

    Joseph Nobles

    November 29, 2010 at 8:04 pm

    @cermet: I didn’t go into the MSNBC store, either. ;-)

  33. 33.

    Bill Murray

    November 29, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    @Pangloss: Sadly mine has been switched to overload

  34. 34.

    mclaren

    November 30, 2010 at 4:06 am

    @Zandar:

    The power of the free market compels you!

    Is that anything like the scene in The Exorcist where the two priests shout “The power of Christ compels you!” while the Linda Blair’s head rotates 360 degrees?

  35. 35.

    asiangrrlMN

    November 30, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    Sorry sorry sorry! I cringe every time I see it. I have no idea when it cropped up. One trip to the airport, it wasn’t. Next trip, it was. I have never gone in for fear that my brains will fall out upon entrance.

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