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Life In a Small Town

by John Cole|  June 23, 201110:00 pm| 34 Comments

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Back from the dinner party- was a good time. Should be people coming over in a little bit, so I have to clean up the house and furminate Tunch.

I’ve got a funny story I’ll tell tomorrow or some other time.

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  1. 1.

    shortstop

    June 23, 2011 at 10:02 pm

    No, tell us NOW. We need it. Okay, I need it.

    Anyway, did you see what little gentlemen and ladies we were? Other than the recycling bin overflowing with empty bottles that weren’t there when you left, the place looks just the same, dunnit?

  2. 2.

    parsimon

    June 23, 2011 at 10:05 pm

    I really hope Tunch doesn’t need to be fumigated or furmigated, but if so, I’m curious what it involves, since JC has mentioned it several times.

  3. 3.

    TaMara (BHF)

    June 23, 2011 at 10:05 pm

    But we were good. We didn’t blow up the place and only one commenter (I’m not naming names) colored on the walls. Tell us now. Now. NOW. NOW!f

  4. 4.

    TaMara (BHF)

    June 23, 2011 at 10:07 pm

    Parsimon, 300 people are now going to tell you that it is this:

    Furminator

    And it makes Tunch all fluffy.

  5. 5.

    scav

    June 23, 2011 at 10:09 pm

    rustle rustle rustle crumple . . discrete slam

    ummm, hi.

    stop being a tease.

    ETA slam slam slam. These are the discreet ones

  6. 6.

    kdaug

    June 23, 2011 at 10:12 pm

    I really hope Tunch doesn’t need to be fumigated or furmigated, but if so, I’m curious what it involves

    You really, really don’t want to know.

    Think smelling salts, mops, and 80’s tunes turned up to 11.

    There’s a reason Tunch is so pissed.

  7. 7.

    Comrade Mary

    June 23, 2011 at 10:13 pm

    Shouldn’t you furminate FIRST, then bandage, clean up, pray, cry, drink, and clean up some more?

  8. 8.

    kdaug

    June 23, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    Parsimon, 300 people are now going to tell you that it is this:
    __
    Furminator
    __
    And it makes Tunch all fluffy.

    Not the way Cole does it.

  9. 9.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 23, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    John, if you wait to tell us the story you’ll forget all the good details. Tell us now and you won’t have to give it another thought.

  10. 10.

    gbear

    June 23, 2011 at 10:18 pm

    I bought a couple dozen Market Pantry cookies at Target this evening (marked down from 4.99 to 2.99) to take to work for my own damned 57th birthday tomorrow (actually saturday). On July 1 I’m laid off until the goddamned state of MN can get it’s budget passed. Fucking teabag republicans. I’m in a funk that even a John Cole funny story can’t cure.

  11. 11.

    gbear

    June 23, 2011 at 10:20 pm

    And it makes Tunch all fluffy.

    Unfortunately when Tunch gets all fluffy, he looks fat. Damnedest illusion…

  12. 12.

    General Stuck

    June 23, 2011 at 10:23 pm

    Fresh Charlie pick of the pooch trying to stay cool living in his masochist owners apt, with no air conditioning.

    He’s a trooper though, and I am on his good size after a rare can of primo Alpo chow.

    Fuck, it must be 110 degrees inside, but of course it’s a dry heat Ha! Fortunately, Winters Bone came in the mail today, so that might cool things down.

  13. 13.

    Mike Kay (The Base)

    June 23, 2011 at 10:24 pm

    you know who else was from a small town…. http://tinyurl.com/6ky2vv6

  14. 14.

    jane from hell

    June 23, 2011 at 10:28 pm

    geebear, I has a sad.

  15. 15.

    gbear

    June 23, 2011 at 10:36 pm

    Charlie looks a little frazzled. He’s got Michele Bachmann eyes in that photo.

  16. 16.

    BGinCHI

    June 23, 2011 at 10:38 pm

    Great, another Cole story from his time at band camp.

    Wonder which instrument it’ll be this time.

  17. 17.

    AliceBlue

    June 23, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    @General Stuck:

    Winters Bone … damn good movie. Jennifer Lawrence deserved her Academy Award nomination.

  18. 18.

    General Stuck

    June 23, 2011 at 10:42 pm

    He’s got Michele Bachmann eyes in that photo.

    Charlie is way smarter than that fool.

  19. 19.

    jane from hell

    June 23, 2011 at 10:42 pm

    @Comrade Mary: This. Is. Why. I. Read. Comments. Here.

  20. 20.

    shortstop

    June 23, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    Sorry to hear this, gbear. Hope your birthday brings you some joy.

  21. 21.

    Anne Laurie

    June 23, 2011 at 10:59 pm

    Condolences, GBear. Hope the MinnLege gets its act together in time for you to have a happy post-birthday!

  22. 22.

    gbear

    June 23, 2011 at 11:00 pm

    Minneapolis has a big Pride festival this weekend so I’ll head over for that on saturday. Should be fun. Thanks everyone.

  23. 23.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    June 23, 2011 at 11:02 pm

    @gbear:

    Minneapolis has a big Pride festival this weekend so I’ll head over for that on saturday. Should be fun.

    That’ll be like a big ol gay birthday party for ya. You should go as a birthday cake, with pink frosting.

  24. 24.

    jane from hell

    June 23, 2011 at 11:16 pm

    Wow. JSF broke the thread. Nice going, Einstein.

  25. 25.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    June 23, 2011 at 11:22 pm

    Oh lord, do I have yet another blog stalker? It always slows down here around 11pm. Did you see the elapsed time between you and shortstop, followed by a longer gap til AL?

  26. 26.

    Steeplejack

    June 23, 2011 at 11:27 pm

    @General Stuck:

    I am looking forward to Winter’s Bone myself. Put it on the DVR from some cable channel last week but haven’t gotten around to watching it yet.

    And I have got to get streaming Netflix set up here in the man-cave. I was doinking around with it over at my brother’s house last weekend, and it is ridonkulous what all is available. Talk about instant gratification! I watched Ghost in the Shell (the original movie), which I hadn’t seen since probably soon after it came out.

  27. 27.

    jane from hell

    June 23, 2011 at 11:29 pm

    /wasn’ttryingtodogpilesorry
    /loveyameanit

  28. 28.

    Suffern ACE

    June 23, 2011 at 11:31 pm

    I guess the NYS Senate went home again without voting tonight. I wish they’d get it over with as I would like to ask someone to marry me in my local courthouse this fall. That is if he says yes. I’m losing hope (about the passage; I’m fairly certain that after seven years, he’ll agree.)

  29. 29.

    Mark S.

    June 23, 2011 at 11:36 pm

    What is his name?
    It’s Herman Cain.
    (Chorus: It’s Mister Cain!)
    He doesn’t like that Mister
    He likes good old Herman Cain!

    Herman Cain accused Jon Stewart of making fun of him because he’s black. The part I loved, though, was where Herman explained how everyone misinterpreted his “No law longer than three pages” pledge:

    This is why you heard me say bills will be bills that you and I can understand. I said in one presentation about a month ago: “No bill is going to longer than 3 pages.” Remember that. Some of these idiotic reporters thought I was serious. The joke’s on them. The message was short bills. Understandable bills. No it’s not literally going to be three pages. The executive summary will be three pages.

    Oh, he meant the executive summary. I don’t think even Palin would try to fly a line of bullshit like that, even if it was through her Department of Law.

  30. 30.

    asiangrrlMN

    June 23, 2011 at 11:48 pm

    @gbear, I’m sorry, man. It fucking sucks. I’ve been so depressed about the local government shutdown. I really hope they get their shit together and avert it, but I doubt they will. Happy birthday. I hope you have some fun at Pride.

    Cole. Stop being such a tease and tell us the damn story or at least post pics of Tunchie.

  31. 31.

    Mark S.

    June 23, 2011 at 11:50 pm

    Ron Artest is petitioning to change his name to Metta World Peace. Actually, I gained a lot of respect for Artest when I learned from the article that he raffled off his championship ring for mental health awareness. I doubt I’d do the same, but more power to him.

  32. 32.

    CaseyL

    June 24, 2011 at 12:03 am

    gbear – The timing is awful, not that there’s ever a “good” time to get laid off/furloughed. Here’s hoping things get re-opened and re-funded soon!

    SuffernAce – What the hell is going on in NY? Is the GOP still refusing the let the matter come up for a vote? Is tomorrow the last day of the session?

  33. 33.

    Cat Lady

    June 24, 2011 at 12:15 am

    I think we’re still waiting for the story about why Todd Rundgren called you an asshole. Let’s get that piece of business cleared up first, mmmkay?

  34. 34.

    Suffern ACE

    June 24, 2011 at 12:23 am

    CaseyL – Like anything else, I can’t tell. Either it dies tomorrow, or there is an emergency session called, and the three holdout republicans (now down to two-since one walked away today) have gotten their religious exemptions included, or they have been negotiating in bad faith all along, or it could go to a vote but it would lose. If the republican who walked away today is to be believed, they now have the votes to pass it without him, but then it seems perhaps that someone couldn’t get the bill printed so that it could be voted on tonight.

    On tomorrow’s episode of Days of Our State Legislature, all those questions and more might be answered.

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