Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

One of our two political parties is a cult whose leader admires Vladimir Putin.

Republicans choose power over democracy, every day.

They are not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

If you voted for Trump, you don’t get to speak about ethics, morals, or rule of law.

We need to vote them all out and restore sane Democratic government.

If America since Jan 2025 hasn’t broken your heart, you haven’t loved her enough.

He really is that stupid.

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

I’m more christian than these people and i’m an atheist.

Every decision we make has lots of baggage with it, known or unknown.

Republicans: The threats are dire, but my tickets are non-refundable!

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty. ~Thomas Jefferson

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

When I was faster i was always behind.

If a good thing happens for a bad reason, it’s still a good thing.

“Alexa, change the president.”

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

Come on, man.

When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

The “burn-it-down” people are good with that until they become part of the kindling.

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  2. 2.

    burnspbesq

    Make sure you get something from all four major food groups: caffeine, sugar, cholesterol, and grease.

    I recommend a chorizo and egg burrito, an apple fritter, and a Super Big Gulp of Mountain Dew. If that doesn’t kill ya, you’re immortal.

  3. 3.

    maven

    You said you were a homebody…..

    You are what you eat John Cole……….

    Mother.

  7. 7.

    hhex65

    This made me wonder if ‘grease’ isn’t actually a ‘fluid’ in and of itself– and it isn’t:

    Grease consists of a fluid lubricant that is mixed with a thickener

    like mixing Guinness, Jameson and Baileys, I think.

  8. 8.

    Bago

    Remember the lipids will float atop the fluids, so I would go grease last, unless you start bringing in the b vitamins. Then you want some grease to capture b vitamins to delay release into the tract.

  10. 10.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    “I need grease. And carbs. And fluids.”

    You sound like a high performance car that needs work. You also sound like you’re well greased already so no need to get up on the rack.

  11. 11.

    TheMightyTrowel

    Wednesday night is pub night in my dept. Mmm porter from Australia’s top microbrewery and piles of chips all washed down by leftover 3 bean chili. Happy now.

  13. 13.

    NotMax

    I need grease. And carbs. And fluids.

    Pasta carbonara and a bold red wine.

    That should do the trick.

    Or cold leftover pizza and shots of whatever is hiding in the back of the liquor cabinet.

  14. 14.

    Randy P

    I need grease. And carbs. And fluids.

    In Philly we call that “a cheesesteak”.

    Well, maybe not the fluids. You need a beer for that.

  15. 15.

    Schlemizel

    water soluble vitamins too! After a night on the town you need your B’s and C along with plenty of fluids. Replacing these before going to bed really cuts down on the deleterious after-affects of town life

  17. 17.

    Clime Acts

    So is this most recent debauchery part of the overall lifestyle/nutrition/exercise/weight reduction program you were championing just a few weeks ago in response to your father’s health scare?

    If so, you might be doing it wrong.

  20. 20.

    grove cleave

    wtf does a night on the town look like for the unabomber?

    follow up question:

    could you be convinced to attend nrn if enough booze was involved?

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