Look- when even otherwise decent people like James Joyner are lying through their teeth, all the concern trolls are worried about the new tone, and the wingnuts spend the entire day doing trying to spread rumors about Obama replacing Biden with Hillary with shit like this:
There is only one thing to conclude. They are scared. They are afraid. They have an unelectable ticket of Gekko/Galt, they know their ideas have failed, and they are freaking out. I played lacrosse for two decades, and when we got up by a goal or two, we knew what we had to do next. Keep scoring, and strangle the opposing pricks. When we went to the national championship club, not NCAA), our average score was 19-2. You start to enjoy the soft crushing sound when your foot is on the other teams neck. So much so, you just keep pressing, keep passing, Keep body checking and throwing them to the ground, keep de-cleating them and sending them flying, and stick checking like they insulted your grandmama, and, most of all, you keep scoring.
This election is not in the bag. I want to see that thermometer at 30k by this time tomorrow.
You know what you have to do. The Obama team is fighting like you all have claimed you wanted to see Democrats fight. Reward them.
Spatula
Of course they are. It’s election season.
We could have used a little of this fighting spirit in the first three years, but you know…bipartisanship or something…
SIA
You’re right. I’m in for $100. Take that, Sheldon.
erlking
Thanks, John. I put my moiety in.
Spats–I don’t entirely disagree with you, but fuck it, the alternative is worse.
A Ghost To Most
We kicked in to the actblue account last week, but I am giving serious consideration to making a sizable donation directly to Obama in the name of the greedy book beater who has been soiling my inbox for too long. He called me insane for supporting Obama (he’s a gold hoarding paultard), so I called him a christian fascist, and he really went off the deep end. Letting him know that his name is associated with “Bomomma”(sic) will be delicious.
pragmatism
The wingularity is near.
It ain’t gonna be pretty.
angelfoot
@Spatula:
I’ve been giving $25/month to the Obama campaign since the Republican primaries ended, but you’ve convinced me to double that for the next few months.
Mnemosyne (iPhone)
What a shock that a Republican troll would get in the first comment to try and discourage everyone.
I’m in for $100 — $50 for me and $50 for my departed father-in-law, who despised Republicans and all their works.
pragmatism
@Spatula: Long game or something?
KG
@pragmatism: You know, since we established the wingularity theory, the question I have been wondering is what happens after the wingularity?
different-church-lady
Why not “They are just nuts”?
Spatula
@angelfoot:
Politics always has relied on the gullible, dear. I think you should triple or quadruple it.
Not sure why you think this would bother me…
Spatula
@Mnemosyne (iPhone):
lol. Moron.
Yutsano
@Mnemosyne (iPhone): Special Timmeh bores me. He’s so predictably contrarian it’s not even entertaining any more.
On the deader side of broke until Monday. After then though O gets a small tax rebate.
pragmatism
@KG: Post wingularity stages of grief.
FlipYrWhig
@Spatula: I’m with you. I’d prefer to see a president accomplish nothing for 3 straight years, then coast to victory on a wave of clever quips about how badly Republicans suck. It’s foolproof!
Mnemosyne (iPhone)
@Spatula:
Sorry, but you’ve never expressed a thought independent of the Republican party line before now. Why are we supposed to believe you came up with the idea of discouraging contributions as your very first original idea?
angelfoot
@Spatula:
Politics always has relied on the gullible, dear. I think you should triple or quadruple it.
Not sure why you think this would bother me…
Then perhaps you can provide me with some direction, dear heart.
Spatula
@Yutsano:
haha…I bore you so much that you always comment on my presence in a thread, rare as it is these days.
You do know that many democrats agree with my general view of the Obama administration, right? You do know no everyone is a drooling Obot, right?
I’ll be voting for him too; I just have zero illusions about what I’m voting for or that he needs my meager funds to get four more years in the WH. He has plenty of Wall Street buds for that.
BTW, wasn’t it awesome last week the way the Obama justice department took Goldman Sachs to the woodshed?
Spatula
@Mnemosyne (iPhone):
Repeat: Moron.
Oh, and liar.
Mnemosyne (iPhone)
@Yutsano:
I’ll be curious to see how he changes his “Osama was already dead!” tune now that the official party line is that Obama is hogging the credit. But not really curious enough to actually check back.
We’re going to try and have breakfast at the Chicago Botanic Garden before we leave. I’ll let you know if it’s any good.
Suffern ACE
@KG: No one knows for sure. It’s one of those situations where if you like sexual intercourse, you might consider partaking more frequently as it approaches. Just in case there isn’t any on the other side.
Mnemosyne (iPhone)
@Spatula:
What, I’m a liar for pointing out that you just happen to spout every Republican talking point out there while claiming to be on the left?
Here’s an idea — you stop spouting Republican talking points and I’ll stop saying that you spout Republican talking points.
Villago Delenda Est
They are terrified. It’s slowly dawning on them that they’ve handed Obama what he needs to take back the House.
The ni*CLANG* is pwning their pasty white asses.
Yutsano
@Spatula: Uh-huh.
@Mnemosyne (iPhone): I bet it’ll be fantastic, although I’m surprised you never ate there as a kid.
angelfoot
@Spatula:
I’ll be voting for him too; I just have zero illusions about what I’m voting for or that he needs my meager funds to get four more years in the WH. He has plenty of Wall Street buds for that.
Right, Wall Street is totally behind Obama. Give me a fucking break.
scav
@Mnemosyne (iPhone): Enjoy the gardens — last I heard they filled the lakes they’d been working on so looked a little more kempt. Have you been before?
Frankensteinbeck
@Yutsano:
Celestia bless you, Sir.
Yutsano
@Frankensteinbeck: One should never doubt the mad genius of the Pinkamena Diane Pie. :)
Spatula
@angelfoot:
“Right, Wall Street is totally behind Obama. Give me a fucking break.”
Could you point out where I wrote that WS is “totally behind Obama?”
BJ Bots do this a lot: Rewrite nonbot posts and then argue with the rewrite.
Oh, and this…
Morzer
Well, Obama’s managed to bring out the LOOG’s inner PUMA , so he must be doing something right.
http://ordinary-gentlemen.com/blog/2012/08/campaign-2012-the-return-to-nixonland/
Nice fainting couches those young gliberals have there.
Waynski
@KG:
That’s easy. HA HA HA… PROFIT!
Gwangung
@Spatula: All the grace of a hippo trying to tap dance.
Up your game, son.
ABL
@KG: The Ni-CLANG! Event Horizon, I think.
Carolinus
I was just watching some goofy Republican Party ad about the President sowing “anger and division” or something. Anway, when I reached the end I did a bit of a double-take. Maybe it’s just my poor eyesight that allows me to see it, but does anyone else see something odd, kind of subliminally I guess, as the bolded words fade in?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STdzNePvR-4&feature=player_detailpage#t=59s
Spaghetti Lee
Honest question: Does the “Replace Biden with Clinton” meme exist, in any context outside the fevered imaginations of Beltway insiders desperate for a “Democrats in disarray” story? Because it makes no sense to me, not even as a thought experiment. Obama’s been stomping on Romney’s throat for a good month now, showing amazing resilience for a POTUS presiding over 8.5% unemployment. Why on earth would he suddenly panic and switch his Vice President two months before the election? Where are all these whispers coming from?
Hill Dweller
OT: Late Thursday night, a federal court struck down the FL wingnuts’ law that shortened early voting from 12 to 8 days and eliminated voting on the Sunday before the election. The court said it would disproportionately hurt African-Americans.
The prophet Nostradumbass
@Spaghetti Lee: It doesn’t exist outside of the imaginations of Fox News hosts.
Martin
@Spaghetti Lee:
No.
Randiego
@Hill Dweller: send that judge to Pennsylvania.
MikeJ
@Spaghetti Lee:
The first person to suggest it was the guy who thought Palin was a good veep candidate.
Jeff Spender
What’s great is that the wingnuts that I know on teh Facebook are in a tizzy. They don’t like it when Democrats fight back.
It amuses me to no end how the tough guys are rolling over on their back to present their bellies in submission. Once you stand up to them, they fold faster than you can type “ofer-hyda ne gym, maere campa.”
I’ve never been one of those “rise above the fray, be dignified” kind of liberals Democrats. It’s awesome to see the Obama campaign fight.
Martin
If anyone is heading back to 1993, please find the 25 year old me and tell him to not get so fat and lazy. It’s really fucking hard to fix later. Getting there, but just getting back to running a mile is unbearably difficult. I can’t recall a time when I was young that I couldn’t do it on a whim.
Villago Delenda Est
@Spaghetti Lee:
I don’t think even the beltway insiders take it seriously.
But the frightened idiots of Faux are desperately wishing it were so, as they warn that Biden will hurt Obama’s chances. With who? The 27%? Like Obama had a chance with them, ever, because of the melanin issue.
It’s utter fantasy. Not even the Rmoney-leaning toadies of the Village buy into that. Only the seriously delusional who regularly show up on Faux bother to voice this tripe.
Hill Dweller
@MikeJ: Jay Carney said during the press briefing that McCain was the last person they’d go to for advice on picking a vice president.
The Other Chuck
Wow, the right wing still can’t let go of its fixation on the Clintons. Everything to them boils down to a conspiracy to get the Clintons back in power. I’d say these are seriously disturbed people, but I suspect it’s just more a case of chronically unimaginative and stupid, really.
Villago Delenda Est
@Hill Dweller:
Well, I’d say that McCain was next to last, myself. Just in front of Bill Kristol, who pushed the Quitta from Wasilla on McCain, and actively lobbied Rmoney on Ryan’s behalf.
gwangung
@The Other Chuck: Wait until Obama’s out of office…they’ll take THAT fixation up to 12.
Alison
@Spaghetti Lee: Bill Keller wanked about it back in January
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/09/opinion/keller-just-the-ticket.html?_r=1&ref=billkeller
mechwarrior online
Didn’t play lacrosse but I did box.
When the other guy is weak, you pummel him. Cheap shots, illegal shots, keep hitting while you are being pulled away, just try to murder him. Crack his fucking ribs, break his fucking jaw, if he’s bleeding pound him there till it sprays and blinds him. Push the line on illegal hits to the point where they will throw you out. Whatever you do, don’t let him regain his legs, don’t let him regain his breath, don’t let him set the tempo again. Just kill him.
Since JC started the sports talk, I’ll go with another.
Murder one guy to defeat the rest. It sounds sick but tear one dudes fucking head off, hospitalize him, and everybody else that get’s into the ring with you will be off your game. Bloody them. Make them fear you.
Lastly, play the long game, if you can’t win the match you’re in try to cripple the guy. Go for an injury you know will linger long enough the next guy will take him down, and when you see him again break that rib again.
Reid boxed as well, he knows the game. All conception of fair goes out the window once you tap in. I’m glad the Democrats are learning the game. In boxing you can win on points, or you can maul them. The crowd loves the latter and it helps you in the long run.
*There are times you don’t fight like that, with a friend or a respected opponent. But if you’re getting into the ring with a random or a jerk, take em out.
Alison
@Carolinus: Hmmm…I didn’t see anything specific…just the words with fake TV static. What is it you think you’re seeing?
TheMightyTrowel
in for $100 from down under.
mechwarrior online
@The Other Chuck:
It’s more the right has a case of hating liberals. Obama is being treated poorly, but nothing like the Clintons. If Carter wasn’t such a non issue (nobody gives a fuck about him and they’ve milked it for all it’s worth) they’d be after him.
They are still screaming about FDR and LBJ, it’s just that those two are impossible to paint as cowards.
TenguPhule
Romney HQ remains untouched by Hellfire Drone Missile Strikes.
Alex S.
They hated Clinton more than Obama because Clinton was the first Democrat since Johnson who fought with them at the same level. Obama however, is stronger than that. They hate him, too, but even more than that, they fear him.
Waynski
@TheMightyTrowel: Good onya, mate!
Anne Laurie
@TenguPhule: Shhhh! You’ll spoil the October Surprise!
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(/snark)
mechwarrior online
@Alex S.:
Obama’s not stronger than Clinton, unless you mean more plutocratic and drawing from that class.
KG
@ABL: I half expect those to be so close that we won’t be able to tell them apart
TenguPhule
Like the event horizon of a black hole, we as outside observers proceed ever closer to the true naked wingularity without ever actually reaching it.
Ruckus
@Martin:
Just remember how long it took you to actually add what you are trying to lose. Muscles are mean bastards aren’t they?
mechwarrior online
@TenguPhule:
Nah, Tzeentch true plan unfolds.
TenguPhule
Oh come on, we call know Romney’s a Necron. Ryan just cements the proof in the soul eating nanonmachine sun abomination pudding.
chuck butcher
Well, it is three years too goddam late for me to have any money left to give them.
? Martin
@Ruckus: Yeah, it took a while, but it was a lot easier and more fun getting fat. Getting old doesn’t make it any easier.
mechwarrior online
@TenguPhule:
Let’s not talk ill about the Necrons, they aren’t as malicious as Mittens, and they can interact with humans (the Blood Angels incident where they both decided the Tyranids were worse).
Though speaking of 40k fun, the Imperium goes to war with renegade systems to collect on back taxes. It’s always been something I found hilarious. War On Wall Street sounds nice about now.
TenguPhule
That’s still regarded as Heresy.
Also, Tyranids wouldn’t consume Romney. They’ve got minimal standards for biomass.
? Martin
Damn. I was really hoping that would break FYWP more. Ah well. I still get to be special.
C Nelson Reilly
OT – The entire Zappa catalog is now available on iTunes. My first download: Big Leg Emma ( from the classic Zappa In New York, ca. 1978). Jesus loves me, this I know.
mechwarrior online
@TenguPhule:
It’s no more bullshit than the Marneus Calgar and smurfs… fucking Matt Ward.
I started in Rogue Trader, but yet, oh for the days of second edition and the glorious mess of broken bullshit it was.
New rules look boss though. I’m hoping chaos is a valid army pick outside of lash slaneesh builds. I’d actually like to build a valid Khrone or Tzeentch army again.
karen marie
@Spaghetti Lee: The voices in their heads.
Also, too, I donated yesterday as part of the “win a trip to the convention” promo. Wish I could donate more but I have to buy cat food. Next month!
JoyfulA
@Hill Dweller: Can we get that Florida court for Pennsylvania’s dirty tricks?
Ha! Randiego beat me to it.
elaine benes
What’s great is that the wingnuts that I know on teh Facebook are in a tizzy.
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Jesus yes. Mine are freaking out over the gubmit stocking up on ammo….simple explainations be damned.
I’m boggled at the level of stupidity and tinfoil it takes to believe that a bunch of government weather nerds and admin assistants are plotting (in plain sight on the gvt bid boards no less!) to come and take your shit then haul you off to a FEMA camp.
So I’m in for $250. Because I want to see these fucktards lose their shit Nov 9.
TenguPhule
Say hello to my little fleshboring friends.
The prophet Nostradumbass
“the wingnuts I know on Facebook”.
I keep seeing people say that, and I wonder, am I just lucky that I don’t see any of that crap on my Facebook feed?
priscianusjr
@@Spaghetti Lee:
priscianusjr
@mechwarrior online:
TenguPhule
We’re Playing Calvin Ball here.
Score is Q to Beta Phi!
No Ruffling the Grass with a backflip on turn seven.
Pete Mack
I’m in for $250-my usual quadrennial contribution to presidential campaign. Now to find some worthy candidates at the congressional level.
PS: Grayson can bite my ass. I’ve never received more junk mail from any other institution.
David M
OK, now Romney/Ryan have jumped the shark on Medicare. They are promising to restore the $700b that was cut as part of Obamacare and then not cut anything for 10 more years. Their supporters follow their lead and describe this as saving Medicare.
That sounds like a really good plan considering it’ll cause Medicare to run out of money in 2016 instead of 2024.
There are no words for how incredibly mendacious Romney and Ryan are on this issue. How does anyone take them seriously?
TenguPhule
I understand the first requirement to be part of the DC Fourth Estate is to sell your soul.
Triassic Sands
Gekko/Galt
Great bumper sticker.
Logic check.
If the GOP team is “unelectable,” then the election is in the bag. So, I’ll go out on a limb here and opine that the Right Wing extremists are electable — in the good ol’ US of A.
If the idea of a McCain/Palin (gag) administration was scary (and it was…very), then the idea of Romney/Ryan is utterly horrifying.
I’m going to vote for Obama and I’ll will volunteer soon, if I can get my health in order. But I’d love to have Obama replace Biden, someone I’ve long despised and whose choice in 2008 I found very disheartening. I simply can’t discern any good argument for a Biden vice-presidency. At least not one in which he’s allowed to speak.
Elizabelle
Joe Scarborough butthurt. “Why does Romney have to release his tax returns? Why is it important?”
It’s what’s for breakfast.
Alex S.
@mechwarrior online:
Come on, Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act, Commodity Futures Modernization Act, Welfare Reform… Clinton was more big business-friendly than Obama.
Todd
@Carolinus:
I saw it, too. Somebody with tech skills needs to slow that down just to see if what I think slipped in is in…
R-Jud
@Todd: I can’t see it. What did you think you saw?
Lojasmo
@mechwarrior online:
The fuck he’s not. Obama eclipses Clinton.
Patricia Kayden
Dang, Cole. You make lacrosse seem so violent!
I donate every month, so I’m doing what I can.
The Ancient Randonneur
I see this thread is starting to become a “Who is stronger: Bill or Barry?” thread. Quite frankly I’m still stuck trying to figure out who would win if Superman and Mighty Mouse had an epic battle. Anyone know?
rumpole
@Patricia Kayden: It is. But he’s right. The most fun part of a blowout is when the ball just moves around the other team so quickly that it looks like they’rethree steps behind. When the ball finally goes in the goal, half of them are on the ground–not because you flattened them, but because they lunged clumsily and you are no longer there. Love it.
maurinsky
N G E R – leaped right out at me.
Omnes Omnibus
@The Ancient Randonneur: Underdog.*
*Knows the answer, that is.
Todd
@maurinsky:
Almost as if there’s a little more contrast, right?
Emma
Yep. The hyperliberals and the Republictrolls are out in force. Just kicked in a little myself.
FlipYrWhig
@Alex S.: “Rubinomics.”
NonyNony
@mechwarrior online:
Fuck your revisionist history.
When Republican proto-wingnuts took over the House in 1994, Clinton folded like a cheap house of cards and gave them nearly everything they wanted. And then he claimed credit for it and pretended like it was all part of the Democratic agenda. He ticked box after box off the Republican agenda, mangled what it means to be a Democrat more than it already had been, and set us up for the failure of the George W Bush years.
When Republican wingnuts took over the house in 2010, Obama tried to find common cause with them but instead of just giving them everything they wanted and taking credit for it like Clinton did, he stuck with pushing the center-left agenda that he was voted in on. It may not be the agenda I particularly like myself, but it certainly isn’t the U-Turn that Clinton took after Republicans took over Congress in ’94.
So fuck that. Clinton was a huge disappointment after the Republicans took the House in ’94. Obama has been easily a far better President at the helm than Clinton was given similar circumstances.
Kane
Democrats have the better presidential candidate. They have the better policies and platform. It would be a shame if we lost because we were outspent or if we didn’t do all we could have done to get the vote out.
sublime33
Remember, if they take America back, they aren’t going to share it with you just because you’re white.
mzrad
When your opponents and those sympathetic to your opponents start telling you who you should have on your own party’s ticket, I just have to laugh at this fruitless concern trolling.
I, for one, fucking love Joe Biden. He’s learned a lot in the past four years about controlling his tendency to blurt. This chains business–there’s no sense trying to be reasonable with frightened unreasonable people. They’re so panicked they’re left with having to make up shit and take clear statements out of context. “No, no–YOU’RE the racists!” Riight.
I love the smell of Republican panic in the morning!
Soonergrunt
In for $100.00
Carolinus
@Todd:
Yeah, it’s the way the static is distributed (it fades out on the edges) and where the margins are set on the center smaller text. It sort of highlights/draws attention to everything but the giant letters on the edges. I think that sort of thing isn’t worth raising in the general public since the GOP salivates at the opportunity to yell “race card” and engage in white victimhood/grievance politics, but I wanted to see if it was just me who it jumped out at.
HinTN
In for $100. Thanks for the pep talk Cole!
Tzal
I take your point Cole, but your lax team was comprised of assholes. You go up by 6 or so and you take your foot off the gas. It’s just good sportsmanship and also smart play. If you pull that crap your best player is going to get a coma slide to his neck.