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DNC Open Thread – Clinton Speech Edition

by Anne Laurie|  September 5, 201210:34 pm| 320 Comments

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  1. 1.

    mai naem

    September 5, 2012 at 10:35 pm

    Elvis is in Da House

  2. 2.

    shoutingattherain

    September 5, 2012 at 10:35 pm

    Big Dog ain’t as big as he usetabee…

  3. 3.

    WereBear

    September 5, 2012 at 10:36 pm

    I believe he’s still got it.

  4. 4.

    mai naem

    September 5, 2012 at 10:36 pm

    Elvis is in Da House

  5. 5.

    Elizabelle

    September 5, 2012 at 10:36 pm

    The Vegan is in the house.

  6. 6.

    Rey

    September 5, 2012 at 10:36 pm

    Big Dawwwwg!!!

  7. 7.

    Bnut

    September 5, 2012 at 10:37 pm

    I would listen to Bill Clinton talk about moss on a rock.

  8. 8.

    Comrade Mary

    September 5, 2012 at 10:37 pm

    @shoutingattherain: As I said in the last thread, he went vegan after his heart issues and he got skinny.

  9. 9.

    artem1s

    September 5, 2012 at 10:37 pm

    oh, he is still the king

  10. 10.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 5, 2012 at 10:37 pm

    Nice start.

  11. 11.

    ? Martin

    September 5, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    Man, do we love our first lady or what?

  12. 12.

    Jay C

    September 5, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    @shoutingattherain:

    That vegan diet seems to have worked…

  13. 13.

    arguingwithsignposts

    September 5, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    I want to nominate the man who was smart enough to marry Michelle Obama. Killer.

  14. 14.

    Elizabelle

    September 5, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    He went there.

    “Alternative universe.”

  15. 15.

    artem1s

    September 5, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    alternative universe!

  16. 16.

    Smiling Mortician

    September 5, 2012 at 10:39 pm

    He’s still got it.

    The raspy voice reminds me of 20 years ago. The man loves campaigning.

  17. 17.

    dance around in your bones

    September 5, 2012 at 10:40 pm

    Hahahaha: “born in a log cabin he built himself”

    “We’re all in this together”

    Bring on the job statistics, B. Dawg :)

  18. 18.

    El Cid

    September 5, 2012 at 10:40 pm

    I think this particular evil clown parade of Republicans actually pissed Bill Clinton off, personally. He’s been pretty fucking pissed off recently about the voter suppression and the ‘welfare waiver’ lies.

  19. 19.

    Violet

    September 5, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    Bill is just so good. He’s got that crowd eating on the edges of their seats.

  20. 20.

    shoutingattherain

    September 5, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    Yeah I’ll say that vegan diet worked gud, but it hasn’t diminished his ability to connect.

  21. 21.

    Randy P

    September 5, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    He looks great.

    And here’s the policy stuff. Jobs score over last 50 years: 44 millions to 22 million or something like that.

    ETA: Hmm. He’s preaching cooperation. Haven’t we seen how that works? He admits that the current Republicans won’t ever cooperate, so why try any more?

  22. 22.

    Mary G

    September 5, 2012 at 10:42 pm

    OOOOO…the way they hate our President. Tell it.

  23. 23.

    PsiFighter37

    September 5, 2012 at 10:43 pm

    Preach it Bill

  24. 24.

    Judas Escargot, Acerbic Prophet of the Mighty Potato God

    September 5, 2012 at 10:43 pm

    Never realized how much I missed Bubba.

  25. 25.

    mark

    September 5, 2012 at 10:43 pm

    i had something snarky to say, but on second thought, i’ll keep it to myself and just enjoy the speech

  26. 26.

    Smiling Mortician

    September 5, 2012 at 10:43 pm

    “The way the far right seems to hate our president. That would be impossible for me.” Tell it, Bill.

  27. 27.

    Violet

    September 5, 2012 at 10:44 pm

    @arguingwithsignposts: That was an awesome line. The applause for Michelle was something else. She looked embarrassed.

  28. 28.

    Jay C

    September 5, 2012 at 10:44 pm

    Shoutout to Repubs from Ike onwards… but hitting the current assclowns on “cooperation”. “get something done”.

  29. 29.

    ? Martin

    September 5, 2012 at 10:44 pm

    @Randy P: 42m to 24m. One Pinocchio for you.

  30. 30.

    dance around in your bones

    September 5, 2012 at 10:44 pm

    “What works in the REAL WORLD is co-operation”

    You go, Dawg B.

  31. 31.

    artem1s

    September 5, 2012 at 10:45 pm

    We spend our fleeting lives between those two extremes.

  32. 32.

    Soonergrunt

    September 5, 2012 at 10:45 pm

    And now after talking about how cooperation is important, and getting the DNC to applaud George W. Bush, he’s going after the wingers, hammer and tongs.

  33. 33.

    Bostondreams

    September 5, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    The only convention to praise W. was Democratic. That is just…well, it says something, doesn’t it?

  34. 34.

    Violet

    September 5, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    Biden! Yay, Joe! And now a Hillary shout out and standing ovation! Yay!

  35. 35.

    artem1s

    September 5, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    shout out for madame secretary!

  36. 36.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 5, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    So who was worried that Bill would not come through? This is a barnburner.

  37. 37.

    Judas Escargot, Acerbic Prophet of the Mighty Potato God

    September 5, 2012 at 10:47 pm

    Speaking well of GWB was a class act, IMO.

  38. 38.

    Mary G

    September 5, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    The only convention to even say GWB’s name at all was the Dems.

  39. 39.

    WereBear

    September 5, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    I did not doubt him for a moment. He’s had some rocky years, but he pure-D loves this kind of thing.

  40. 40.

    spiffy

    September 5, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I was one of those people and I am hanging my head in shame.

    Clinton has been awesome tonight.

  41. 41.

    Baud

    September 5, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    Twitter says Bill is way off his prepared speech.

  42. 42.

    NotMax

    September 5, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    Obama has got to be backstage. Empty seat next to FLOTUS.

  43. 43.

    Soonergrunt

    September 5, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    Twitter is going crazy from all the people who have advance copies of the speech saying “that wasn’t in the speech” and “that’s an ad-lib”

    That’s the Big Dog!

  44. 44.

    Jay C

    September 5, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    National Security, the troops and military families – did we hear anything like this from the RNC, or just saber-rattling?

  45. 45.

    Smiling Mortician

    September 5, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    “Heck, he even appointed Hillary . . . democracy doesn’t have to be a blood sport.” Nicely done.

  46. 46.

    David Koch

    September 5, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    Who’s the hot older blonde sitting next to Chelsea?

  47. 47.

    Randy P

    September 5, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    Anybody wondering about Barney Frank, C-Span is now showing him scheduled for 10:59, just before the roll call vote.

  48. 48.

    arguingwithsignposts

    September 5, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    If Mitch McConnell weren’t such a clueless moron, he’d be realizing about now how he fucked up when he said that four years ago.

  49. 49.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 5, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    Big Dog ain’t pullin’ no punches.

  50. 50.

    ruemara

    September 5, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    Fun to watch my much younger friends. They call him the silver fox and are just thrilled with him. Go Big Dawg.

  51. 51.

    NotMax

    September 5, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    Interesting. No flag lapel pin.

  52. 52.

    ? Martin

    September 5, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    @Baud: Yeah, being President lets you do that.

  53. 53.

    WereBear

    September 5, 2012 at 10:51 pm

    @Soonergrunt: He probably handed out a copy he’s not working from?

    No teleprompter jokes for this known orator.

  54. 54.

    Mary G

    September 5, 2012 at 10:51 pm

    Preach it, Brother Bill!

  55. 55.

    suzanne

    September 5, 2012 at 10:51 pm

    The vegan thing is working for Big Dog.

    I miss Big Dog. He always looked like being President was FUN.

  56. 56.

    Violet

    September 5, 2012 at 10:51 pm

    This speech is a thing of beauty. He’s having a great time up therre.

  57. 57.

    ? Martin

    September 5, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    @NotMax: You know, we’ve never seen Clinton’s birth certificate.

    He does talk kind of funny, you know.

  58. 58.

    dmsilev

    September 5, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    For some odd reason, I don’t believe George W Bush gave a comparable speech last week.

    Wonder why?

  59. 59.

    artem1s

    September 5, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    oh snap, he didn’t just invoke Zombie Raygun!

  60. 60.

    Violet

    September 5, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    Reagan shoutout! Yeah!

  61. 61.

    mark

    September 5, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    jeebis crisp, the big dog is KILLING! you can just _*FEEL*_ he misses the big stage! could he serve in obama cabinet somewhere in the next term? that would be awesome

  62. 62.

    arguingwithsignposts

    September 5, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    “There they go again” – Clinton is just trolling now.

  63. 63.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    September 5, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    The people are sure enjoying this, not like the GOP where the peoples’ looks alternated between sucking lemons, and red meat hate.

  64. 64.

    Jay C

    September 5, 2012 at 10:53 pm

    “There they go again!”

    and a positive spin on Obama’s Admin….

  65. 65.

    spiffy

    September 5, 2012 at 10:53 pm

    The Republicans are all going to wake up with unexplained cuts and bruises tomorrow – that is how hard Clinton is hitting them tonight.

  66. 66.

    Some Loser

    September 5, 2012 at 10:53 pm

    “There they go again.”

    You magnificent bastard.

  67. 67.

    Ben D.

    September 5, 2012 at 10:53 pm

    Stealing one of their favorite lines from Reagan. FUCK YEAH!

  68. 68.

    ChrisNYC

    September 5, 2012 at 10:53 pm

    I’m loving the intermittent “now.” Just so wild that he can talk to so many people like he’s talking to just one.

  69. 69.

    dance around in your bones

    September 5, 2012 at 10:53 pm

    “As another President once said, There they go again!”

    Hahahaha!

    Bill’s kickin’ ass.

  70. 70.

    joel hanes

    September 5, 2012 at 10:54 pm

    No flag lapel pin

    Your flag lapel won’t get you
    Into heaven any more

  71. 71.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 5, 2012 at 10:54 pm

    Jamison Foser ‏@jamisonfoser

    Clinton’s basically putting on a Springsteen show: Ditched the setlist, gonna go way over-schedule, rapt crowd.

  72. 72.

    Bostondreams

    September 5, 2012 at 10:54 pm

    If there were no 22 Amendment, this man would have been President for quite a while, I think.

  73. 73.

    Poopyman

    September 5, 2012 at 10:55 pm

    @David Koch: Secret Service?

  74. 74.

    El Cid

    September 5, 2012 at 10:55 pm

    What I think helps with Bill’s speech is that he genuinely admires what Obama was able to do.

  75. 75.

    RareSanity

    September 5, 2012 at 10:55 pm

    @Violet:

    This speech is a thing of beauty. He’s having a great time up therre.

    He loves the biggest of stages…and we love him for that.

    He’s like Michael Jordan, if the last shot of game 7 is in his hands…game over, Bulls win.

  76. 76.

    ? Martin

    September 5, 2012 at 10:55 pm

    Man, he’s fucking fantastic at this.

  77. 77.

    muddy

    September 5, 2012 at 10:56 pm

    @Judas Escargot, Acerbic Prophet of the Mighty Potato God:

    Speaking well of GWB was a class act, IMO.

    Yes, and also said how great to work with him on Katrina. It was kind of a stealth burn.

  78. 78.

    Violet

    September 5, 2012 at 10:56 pm

    Big Dog’s giving me chills. So good. Love him.

  79. 79.

    eric

    September 5, 2012 at 10:56 pm

    Big A$$ Dawg

  80. 80.

    General Stuck

    September 5, 2012 at 10:56 pm

    BiG Dog delivers. Bullseye on the Reagan quip of “there they go again”. The entire convention so far has been to me a coming out of dems and what they believe, giving a big middle finger to the republicans. I bet the mean little shits are in a fit of vapors over it all. How dare democrats support themselves.

  81. 81.

    suzanne

    September 5, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    A great mix of calls to action, passion, and nitty-gritty details. And humor.

  82. 82.

    Mary G

    September 5, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    Bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, two outs, two strikes…and Clinton hits the walk-off home run.

  83. 83.

    Poopyman

    September 5, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    Zeeee-ro!

  84. 84.

    artem1s

    September 5, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    rope a dope

  85. 85.

    Chris

    September 5, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    @Bostondreams:

    I think Ike, Reagan and Clinton are the three who would totally have pulled off a third term if it weren’t for that amendment.

  86. 86.

    PsiFighter37

    September 5, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    @Bostondreams: To be fair, people were a bit sick of him in 2000. But if he could’ve run again? No doubt. The man lives for this.

  87. 87.

    LanceThruster

    September 5, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    Rock on, Big Dog!

  88. 88.

    eric

    September 5, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    I told you..this is his LAST major speech ever unless his wife gets nomination and that is not a sure thing that she wants it.

    This is his legacy. The final redemptive moment.

  89. 89.

    KG

    September 5, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    @mark: Let’s find a way to make him Secretary General of the UN… I would love to see the GOP reaction to tht

  90. 90.

    Elizabelle

    September 5, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    Congressional Republicans? ZEEE-Ro.

  91. 91.

    dance around in your bones

    September 5, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    Killin’ it Bill, Vol 2.

  92. 92.

    artem1s

    September 5, 2012 at 10:59 pm

    There they go again… so it’s gonna be pretty hard for the Mittster to use that during the debates. So much for this week’s debate prep.

  93. 93.

    Randy P

    September 5, 2012 at 10:59 pm

    Clinton was always famous for going way overtime… looks like he’s blowing through his time slot tonight.

  94. 94.

    Poopyman

    September 5, 2012 at 10:59 pm

    Think they’re going to cut him off to go to local news? Be interesting to see.

  95. 95.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 5, 2012 at 11:00 pm

    @dance around in your bones: Win.

  96. 96.

    Ron

    September 5, 2012 at 11:00 pm

    Damn, he’s killing it. and I don’t believe this will be he last speech. I suspect he will be a regular at the DNC for a while to come.

  97. 97.

    Jay C

    September 5, 2012 at 11:00 pm

    Love the “job score” stuff —

    ZEEE-RO!!!!
    Heh

  98. 98.

    hhex65

    September 5, 2012 at 11:00 pm

    Congressional Republicans: ZEEEEEEEERO

  99. 99.

    Maude

    September 5, 2012 at 11:00 pm

    @arguingwithsignposts:
    He’s rotten to the core.

  100. 100.

    Violet

    September 5, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    How over time is he going to go?

  101. 101.

    Elizabelle

    September 5, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    I wish they’d deploy him to states that desperately need a Democratic senator.

    Perhaps he could help pull Elizabeth Warren over the finish line in Massachusetts. Wonder how he might do in Missouri for McCaskill?

  102. 102.

    PsiFighter37

    September 5, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    Also, is he just improvising this whole speech? Reading elsewhere that he’s off-prompter

  103. 103.

    RareSanity

    September 5, 2012 at 11:02 pm

    The crowd at the DNC convention isn’t just more diverse, it’s better looking by a long shot…

  104. 104.

    suzanne

    September 5, 2012 at 11:02 pm

    I shook Big Dog’s hand once in 2008. Will never forget it.

  105. 105.

    KG

    September 5, 2012 at 11:02 pm

    @KG: Nevermind, SG can’t be from a security council permanent member

  106. 106.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 5, 2012 at 11:02 pm

    @Violet: As far as he wants. How many living ex-presidents are there? How many are currently sober enough to give a speech?

  107. 107.

    WereBear

    September 5, 2012 at 11:02 pm

    OMG, he is just fantastic. He always could communicate how much he cared.

  108. 108.

    dmsilev

    September 5, 2012 at 11:03 pm

    @Poopyman: I’m watching on broadcast, and he’s still on even two minutes after the hour. I assume abc will bail at some point, but so far not yet.

  109. 109.

    dance around in your bones

    September 5, 2012 at 11:03 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: :)

    It’s true, though, no? I don’t care how overtime he goes, he’s slicin’ and dicin’.

  110. 110.

    bupalos

    September 5, 2012 at 11:04 pm

    Big Dog is ALL IN.

  111. 111.

    Elizabelle

    September 5, 2012 at 11:04 pm

    And now we get to healthcare.

    Enumerating, simply, the benefits of ObamaCare.

  112. 112.

    El Cid

    September 5, 2012 at 11:04 pm

    He’s really the best at taking what are often complicated-seeming policies and making them comprehensible and politically clear.

  113. 113.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    September 5, 2012 at 11:05 pm

    @KG: The Rush-Cam would be messy from the head exploding. Glenn Beck would make Alex Jones and Art Bell look like David Brooks. Hannity, Coulter, and the Faux News Boobs would have their faces melt ala Raiders Of The Lost Ark.

  114. 114.

    MMM

    September 5, 2012 at 11:05 pm

    He would still be President today. And the US would look quite different (i.e., better).

  115. 115.

    eric

    September 5, 2012 at 11:05 pm

    Brooks got his policy talk, eff him

  116. 116.

    NotMax

    September 5, 2012 at 11:05 pm

    @KG

    Guidelines developed over the life of the U.N. are that the Secretary-General officeholder changes by continent every time a new one is chosen, and that he/she not be a citizen of any nation designated a permanent member of the Security Council.

  117. 117.

    Mary G

    September 5, 2012 at 11:05 pm

    Prepared remarks as released before the speech.

    I’m not following along word for word, but at a glance it doesn’t seem that different.

  118. 118.

    Soonergrunt

    September 5, 2012 at 11:05 pm

    People are going nuts for what is essentially “A History of Changes and Alterations to the Federal Regulatory Code.”

    How in the HELL did Bob Dole EVER think he stood a chance in 1996?

  119. 119.

    El Cid

    September 5, 2012 at 11:05 pm

    So, what’s all this from Republicans about how Obama and the Democrats can’t talk about what they’ve done?

  120. 120.

    LanceThruster

    September 5, 2012 at 11:06 pm

    I keep contrasting in my mind Mitt’s phony speech class facial expressions and the Big Dog’s genuinely engaged demeanor.

    How great to see a party proud of their predecessors and not part of (as Maher put it) the witness protection program.

    It’s too bad Pres. Jimmy Carter could not add his voice to the mix (the rethug meme is still Kryptonite).

  121. 121.

    Violet

    September 5, 2012 at 11:06 pm

    I am loving Bill. He is making the case and he is soooo good.

  122. 122.

    General Stuck

    September 5, 2012 at 11:07 pm

    LOL, windy Bill being windy. But it is amazing how much detailed wonk the man can store in his near 70 year old noggin, and recall it all in a stream of consciousness of coherent narrative to non wonks.

    He is giving the country a play by play of rebuttal for republican bullshit the past 4 years on what Obama has done. He can talk like that all night long, if he wants.

  123. 123.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 5, 2012 at 11:07 pm

    “Y’all need to listen to this, it’s really important.”

  124. 124.

    MMM

    September 5, 2012 at 11:07 pm

    Great idea Elizabelle – we could use him in WV in place of Manchin

  125. 125.

    Baud

    September 5, 2012 at 11:07 pm

    “Brass”

    LOL.

  126. 126.

    dmsilev

    September 5, 2012 at 11:08 pm

    He really is the happy warrior right now, isn’t he?

  127. 127.

    Violet

    September 5, 2012 at 11:08 pm

    Ryan…SLAM. So good. Soooo good!

  128. 128.

    LanceThruster

    September 5, 2012 at 11:08 pm

    Takes brass, indeed!

  129. 129.

    Poopyman

    September 5, 2012 at 11:08 pm

    I think he’s going to make Little Paulie Ryan cry.

  130. 130.

    suzanne

    September 5, 2012 at 11:08 pm

    Paul Ruan’s gonna feel that one….

  131. 131.

    Jay C

    September 5, 2012 at 11:08 pm

    “Takes some brass…”

    THAT’S gonna leave a mark!

  132. 132.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    September 5, 2012 at 11:08 pm

    “It takes some brass…”

    Paulie’s big blue eyes are gonna have at least one shiner.

  133. 133.

    spiffy

    September 5, 2012 at 11:08 pm

    Clinton is loving being up there and we are loving it even more.

  134. 134.

    Elizabelle

    September 5, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    There are two other [statements?] from Tampa that need to be addressed ..

    And Clinton is addressing them, in prime time.

    first, the lie about the $716 billion stolen from the Medicare Trust Fund

    and naming Ryan, twice at least

    “You gotta give him one thing. It takes some brass to attack a guy for doing what you did.”

    Please let the local affiliates be carrying this.

    But there’s more … ah, reopening the beloved donut hole.

  135. 135.

    Smiling Mortician

    September 5, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    “You gotta admit it takes some brass to attack a guy for doing what you did.” Ha!

    ETA: Shit, y’all are fast.

  136. 136.

    suzanne

    September 5, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: LOVE HIM.

  137. 137.

    jl

    September 5, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    Is “takes some brass” uncivil?

  138. 138.

    El Cid

    September 5, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    Fucking A!

  139. 139.

    arguingwithsignposts

    September 5, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    How many times has he said a variation of “listen to me now”?

  140. 140.

    suzanne

    September 5, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    “Folks, this is serious.”

  141. 141.

    Baud

    September 5, 2012 at 11:10 pm

    Kay will be thrilled. She’s been talking about Medicaid forever.

  142. 142.

    tam

    September 5, 2012 at 11:10 pm

    “on this ONE issue” lol

  143. 143.

    Comrade Luke

    September 5, 2012 at 11:10 pm

    “It takes some brass to attack a guy for doing what you did” will be the quote of the convention.

  144. 144.

    Violet

    September 5, 2012 at 11:10 pm

    He is speaking TRUTH. You can see it. You can feel it. Preach it, Bill!

  145. 145.

    WereBear

    September 5, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    We can’t let it happen.

  146. 146.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    September 5, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    @Soonergrunt: Really well said.

    I keep expecting to hear “Now, there seems to be a lot of confusion on this next question, so listen up…”

    People are rapt though. Works completely. Like the best teacher you ever had. Better.

  147. 147.

    Judas Escargot, Acerbic Prophet of the Mighty Potato God

    September 5, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    Anyone else following Sullivan’s live blog?

    The former Clinton-hater is smitten.

    We’ll make a Democrat of the old Tory yet.

  148. 148.

    Ash Can

    September 5, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    We interrupt this DNC liveblogging to note (if it hasn’t been mentioned here already) that Ohio Sec. of State Jon Husted has been ordered to report to the principal’s office appear in court on 9/13. We return you now to our liveblogging.

  149. 149.

    Mary G

    September 5, 2012 at 11:12 pm

    I scared my cats because I started clapping here all by myself.

  150. 150.

    artem1s

    September 5, 2012 at 11:12 pm

    oh, I knew he would be pissed about the work requirement lie.

    he’s gonna hammer them on this

  151. 151.

    dmsilev

    September 5, 2012 at 11:12 pm

    And now the welfare lie. Romney is going to regret building up Clinton as ‘the good Democrat’.

  152. 152.

    Jay C

    September 5, 2012 at 11:12 pm

    And WTF are R&R going to do to counter THIS?

    OH JOY – Bill’s going off on the “welfare reform” BS _ tossing it right back in their faces with a smile. And a brick.

  153. 153.

    El Cid

    September 5, 2012 at 11:12 pm

    Damn. That was a fucking master stroke moment of emotion and timing.

  154. 154.

    Comrade Luke

    September 5, 2012 at 11:12 pm

    Clinton makes an arena feel like a small room where he’s talking directly to you. It’s an amazing talent.

  155. 155.

    Poopyman

    September 5, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    This is as close to literally vaulting the propaganda as is possible.

  156. 156.

    ? Martin

    September 5, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    Comparing his delivery to the prepare speech is remarkable. He’s following the points quite closely with little additions like the ‘it takes some brass line’. So there’s no way he’s actually following the prompter, yet he’s true to the speech, and this sounds like a natural conversation.

    I’m a good speaker. I give hundreds of talks, often to rooms of hundreds. I help other speakers prepare for talks. I couldn’t do this in a million years. I could try, and you’d see right through it. I’d either veer wildly off and get lost and then track too closely to the speech, I’d lose the crowd and not be able to delver the little jabs that he does. I’d certainly not sound as though I was talking to you individually.

    This is a Colbert-level gift he has. I always knew he was a good speaker, but until I compared to the prepared remarks, I had no idea how good. This is almost impossibly talented.

  157. 157.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 5, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    @Judas Escargot, Acerbic Prophet of the Mighty Potato God: Until some butch republican says something.

  158. 158.

    mark

    September 5, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    this is fing amazing. even for bill

  159. 159.

    suzanne

    September 5, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    OH, SNAP.

    “Finally, I can say, that IS true.”

  160. 160.

    Violet

    September 5, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    Ha! Fact checkers! R&R, you’ve been OWNED!

  161. 161.

    Dave

    September 5, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    Elizabeth Warren should have given a Bill Clinton lesson about Wall Street people demanding favors. She should have been mofo specific. Told a story with numbers.

  162. 162.

    Poopyman

    September 5, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    He is just knocking down one Republican talking point after another.

    Keep going!

  163. 163.

    Randy P

    September 5, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    I love how he’s stopping to get wonky stuff across while keeping the rally atmosphere going. “Is everybody clear on this? This is important”

  164. 164.

    arguingwithsignposts

    September 5, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    @Judas Escargot, Acerbic Prophet of the Mighty Potato God:

    We’ll make a Democrat of the old Tory yet.

    Silly isn’t thinking with his upper head. Don’t be fooled. He was having the vapors all night because of the estrogen on stage.

  165. 165.

    shoutingattherain

    September 5, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    The Big Dog just ain’t gonna ever shut up. Good.

  166. 166.

    Elizabelle

    September 5, 2012 at 11:15 pm

    “We are not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact checkers.”

    And finally I can say — That IS true.

    (First sentence might be first time FoxWorld — the alternative universe — hears of that little claim.)

  167. 167.

    MMM

    September 5, 2012 at 11:15 pm

    Brings back the feelings of “what if” Mr. Gore had not distanced himself from President Clinton…..

  168. 168.

    muddy

    September 5, 2012 at 11:15 pm

    Nice of the msnbc camera to zoom in on that woman’s Medicare card.

  169. 169.

    El Cid

    September 5, 2012 at 11:16 pm

    In 2008 Bill Clinton was still the best at making complex policy notions into some real, appealing, understandable concepts.

  170. 170.

    Peregrinus

    September 5, 2012 at 11:16 pm

    There’s a Twitter account – @ampriorities – that’s asking things like “Do you really believe what this adulterer is telling you?” and whatnot.

    I checked out their site (here) and apparently they have a section where you can contact them to report rumors about Mitt Romney and/or the GOP, and they’ll tell you the truth.

    Am I the only one getting a massive urge to troll the fuck out of this site?

  171. 171.

    ChrisNYC

    September 5, 2012 at 11:16 pm

    It really is a lovely thing, to have faith that you can throw all this wonk at people and they’ll get it. Clinton has it. Pres Obama has it too.

  172. 172.

    joel hanes

    September 5, 2012 at 11:16 pm

    @Maude:

    [ Mitch McConnell is ] rotten to the core.

    Damn. The resemblance to Crabby Appleton had never ocurred to me before, but you’re absolutely right.

  173. 173.

    Poopyman

    September 5, 2012 at 11:16 pm

    Big shout out to arithmetic! Yay!

  174. 174.

    suzanne

    September 5, 2012 at 11:16 pm

    ARITHMETIC.

    Ooooohhhhhh.

  175. 175.

    dmsilev

    September 5, 2012 at 11:17 pm

    Arithmetic, like facts, has a liberal bias.

  176. 176.

    Elizabelle

    September 5, 2012 at 11:17 pm

    @MMM:

    Yeah, that was tragic. Anyone who wasn’t going to vote for Clinton was not going to vote for Gore, and Clinton has so many talents and fans. Even so, the Supreme Court disgraced us all.

  177. 177.

    dance around in your bones

    September 5, 2012 at 11:17 pm

    “How did we get 4 balanced budgets in a row? Arithmetic”

    Haw de haw haw!!

  178. 178.

    gnomedad

    September 5, 2012 at 11:18 pm

    Bubba for press secretary!

  179. 179.

    Mnemosyne

    September 5, 2012 at 11:18 pm

    @dmsilev:

    I assume abc will bail at some point, but so far not yet.

    I’d be curious to find out if ABC does bail on Clinton. Though ABC did some wingnutty things in 2006 and 2008, I have it on good authority that the current CEO keeps a picture of himself and President Obama on his desk.

  180. 180.

    Judas Escargot, Acerbic Prophet of the Mighty Potato God

    September 5, 2012 at 11:18 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    Are there any butch Republicans left these days?

    (ducks)

  181. 181.

    Humanities Grad

    September 5, 2012 at 11:18 pm

    So…it appears that Bill hasn’t lost anything off his fastball, evidently?

  182. 182.

    MikeJ

    September 5, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    @dance around in your bones:

    “How did we get 4 balanced budgets in a row? Arithmetic”

    When your wingnut relatives, like mine, say that the republican congress deserve the credit, tell them, “Bull. Shit.” The Republicans passed a budget he didn’t like and he told them go fuck themselves.

  183. 183.

    RinaX

    September 5, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    Uh oh, he’s slandering Zombie Regan with the debt being exploded in the 12 years prior to him taking office talk!

  184. 184.

    Poopyman

    September 5, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    Meh! He’s only 20 minutes over, so far.

  185. 185.

    dmsilev

    September 5, 2012 at 11:20 pm

    Double down on trickle down. Sounds kinky.

  186. 186.

    pseudonymous in nc

    September 5, 2012 at 11:20 pm

    @? Martin:

    I always knew he was a good speaker, but until I compared to the prepared remarks, I had no idea how good. This is almost impossibly talented.

    He is really something to watch. A friend of mine does stuff that takes him to the Global Initiative every year, and Clinton’s command of detail — and ability to communicate it broadly — is on display by the shedload. And that’s the kind of detail which isn’t on the standard political syllabus.

  187. 187.

    El Cid

    September 5, 2012 at 11:20 pm

    This really is a fucking masterwork of a speech.

  188. 188.

    Soonergrunt

    September 5, 2012 at 11:21 pm

    We can’t double down on ‘trickle down’!

  189. 189.

    Elizabelle

    September 5, 2012 at 11:21 pm

    I don’t think Mr. and Mrs. Romney are having a very nice evening, watching all this.

    Rafalca slumbers on, though.

    [ooh — and good on combining arithmetic and values]

    PS: WJC hasn’t mentioned Romney much by name, has he?

  190. 190.

    Patricia Kayden

    September 5, 2012 at 11:21 pm

    He’s still got it! Way past my bedtime, but worth it. Go on, President Clinton.

  191. 191.

    arguingwithsignposts

    September 5, 2012 at 11:21 pm

    voting procedures AND Medicare/Medicaid. Someone make sure Kay is still breathing.

  192. 192.

    Mary G

    September 5, 2012 at 11:21 pm

    They are going to be so sorry they started that “Obama isn’t as good as Clinton was” crap. I’ll never understand that tactic.

  193. 193.

    Poopyman

    September 5, 2012 at 11:22 pm

    Voter suppression. Yep. Every rotten Republican tactic is getting an airing.

  194. 194.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 5, 2012 at 11:22 pm

    Now he is covering voting rights. Clinton is covering everything.

  195. 195.

    mai naem

    September 5, 2012 at 11:22 pm

    I don’t think he’s using a teleprompter.
    Can we have WJC in like 500 ads. please. Purty please.

  196. 196.

    jp7505a

    September 5, 2012 at 11:22 pm

    The man could convince the passengers to get OUT of the lifeboats on the Titanic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  197. 197.

    El Cid

    September 5, 2012 at 11:22 pm

    Oh, here we go.

  198. 198.

    dmsilev

    September 5, 2012 at 11:22 pm

    @Poopyman: I think he’s almost done.

  199. 199.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    September 5, 2012 at 11:22 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    Rafalca slumbers on, though.

    Paul Ryan is keeping Rafalca up telling stories about his days as a triple crown winning jockey. And thoroughbred.

  200. 200.

    Mary G

    September 5, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    ABL says she’s going to be on Huff Post Live as soon as Clinton is done.

  201. 201.

    PsiFighter37

    September 5, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    Think he’s starting to wind it up now. Good speech, hope it didn’t get cut by the networks…

  202. 202.

    Poopyman

    September 5, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    Washington’s wooden false teeth! Four Pinnochios!

  203. 203.

    Elizabelle

    September 5, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    It is a pleasure to watch this live.

    We are seeing a speech for the ages.

  204. 204.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 5, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    Fuck me, that was good.

  205. 205.

    Nina-the-first

    September 5, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    He did it! Those repubs can’t run (a campaign or anything else), they can’t hide their dirty tricks…..No Voter Suppression! Thx for the superb policy speech Dawg!

  206. 206.

    Poopyman

    September 5, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    What, he’s done already?

    And there’s the big O.

  207. 207.

    LanceThruster

    September 5, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    Wow! Just wow!

    Petty’s “Won’t Back Down” rips!

  208. 208.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    September 5, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    OK MSM where is the conflict?

  209. 209.

    WereBear

    September 5, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    NOTHING BUT NET!

  210. 210.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 5, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    OMG. ” Don’t stop thinkin’ about tomorrow.”

    Just.So.Fucking.AWESOMEGREAT.

  211. 211.

    MikeJ

    September 5, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    @mai naem:

    Can we have WJC in like 500 ads. please.

    He’s on every time I turn on my teevee already. And I’m ok with that.

  212. 212.

    psycholinguist

    September 5, 2012 at 11:25 pm

    And he walks off under tom petty – the big dog abides.

  213. 213.

    NotMax

    September 5, 2012 at 11:25 pm

    The bow to Obama was a little unusual.

  214. 214.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 5, 2012 at 11:25 pm

    … here is Barack. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz has done a great job.

  215. 215.

    spiffy

    September 5, 2012 at 11:25 pm

    George Will is screaming bloody murder over Clinton’s speech – I’m loving it

  216. 216.

    MMM

    September 5, 2012 at 11:25 pm

    I think we now have the game plan….

  217. 217.

    PsiFighter37

    September 5, 2012 at 11:25 pm

    People there look seriously amped

  218. 218.

    Elizabelle

    September 5, 2012 at 11:26 pm

    Democrats in Disarray.

    There you go, Adam Nagorney.

    Matt Bai — you called it, didn’t you, buddy?

  219. 219.

    mdblanche

    September 5, 2012 at 11:26 pm

    I need a cigarette.

    I hear a Tom Petty song playing in the background. Think the Democrats will get hit with a cease and desist order too?

  220. 220.

    Poopyman

    September 5, 2012 at 11:26 pm

    Forty five plus minutes and he left everyone wanting more.

    Frickin’ amazing.

  221. 221.

    ? Martin

    September 5, 2012 at 11:26 pm

    Man, Tweety has such a boner right now.

  222. 222.

    eric

    September 5, 2012 at 11:27 pm

    there is a reason he is the Big Dog. That was the finest speech (as Martin has noted) that I have ever seen. Speech as techne…that was insane

  223. 223.

    mai naem

    September 5, 2012 at 11:28 pm

    @Elizabelle: Ann and Mitt are spending night two drinking. They’re new to the drinking thing so big hangover tomorrow.

  224. 224.

    Mary G

    September 5, 2012 at 11:28 pm

    I might have to start smoking again.

  225. 225.

    Arm The Homeless

    September 5, 2012 at 11:28 pm

    Mark Shield’s cheek wants to eat his microphone…

    Fuuuuuughhhhhh. Big Dog! I hate that I like the guy.

    I need a smoke

  226. 226.

    LanceThruster

    September 5, 2012 at 11:28 pm

    [holds up cigarette lighter] Encorrrrrrrre!

  227. 227.

    Killjoy

    September 5, 2012 at 11:29 pm

    Wolf Blitzer got a tingle up his leg and saw starbursts after the Big Dog’s speech.

  228. 228.

    dance around in your bones

    September 5, 2012 at 11:29 pm

    @MikeJ:

    I’m so lucky that I don’t HAVE any wingnut relatives (my dad had a stroke and can’t spout wingnut anymore) but I feel for all y’all that DO have them.

    P.S. I loved the way Obama came out to give a man-hug to The Big Dawg and they walked off the stage together.

    This convention has just been stellar so far.

  229. 229.

    El Cid

    September 5, 2012 at 11:29 pm

    Holy shit that was good.

  230. 230.

    Comrade Nimrod Humperdink

    September 5, 2012 at 11:29 pm

    Big Dog took the Goopers back behind the woodshed… Man’s still got it, and then some…

  231. 231.

    MikeJ

    September 5, 2012 at 11:30 pm

    I love the roll call!

  232. 232.

    Comrade Luke

    September 5, 2012 at 11:30 pm

    Using Clinton to debunk the Republicans bullshit directly, point by point, is an interesting game plan.

  233. 233.

    Elizabelle

    September 5, 2012 at 11:31 pm

    @spiffy:

    George Will?

    That reminds me, WJC didn’t have time to get to climate change in his 45 minutes.

    He will just have to do some more speechifying in the coming 9 weeks.

    And:

    DNC secretary: “Because we know that every state counts and every vote is precious.”

    and Alabama chair is talking about voter suppression and dilution.

    Gosh, maybe the MSM will cover it now.

  234. 234.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    September 5, 2012 at 11:31 pm

    Wolf Blizter: best speech he’s seen him give ever, been covering him since 1992 as WH correspondent

    Gergen: If this electorate is still movable, he just moved it.

    I’m stuck with CNN, but so those are the reax so far.

    Edit: Now John King: “Love Clinton or hate him — and now there are lots in the hate column, he was a polarizing guy when he left office, and he’s redeemed himself somewhat since then, but…”

    “Redeemed himself”?

    That guy is such a creep.

  235. 235.

    Soonergrunt

    September 5, 2012 at 11:31 pm

    And now for the roll call, about which nobody cares, except the state delegation chairs, waiting for their moments in the sun.

  236. 236.

    Cacti

    September 5, 2012 at 11:32 pm

    George Will was practically incoherent in his remarks.

    Bubba still pisses them off that much.

  237. 237.

    Jay in Oregon

    September 5, 2012 at 11:33 pm

    @Poopyman:
    I was in college when I voted for Clinton both times, and wasn’t really politically minded.

    So I had no idea, or had forgotten, what a fantastic speaker he was. After this speech, I was about ready to throw a pair of panties on the stage for him.

    I don’t think Obama can exactly top that speech; you’d be a fool to try. But I can’t wait to see what he has in store for us.

  238. 238.

    Brachiator

    September 5, 2012 at 11:34 pm

    The media keeps claiming that the parties and the candidates won’t talk about the issues.

    The Big Dog just gave you the issues.

    And he tore apart, just ripped to shreds, the lie that Paul Ryan is a serious man with a serious plan.

    Tore that shit up, threw it on the floor, and kicked it back in the Republican’s faces.

    Big Dog Style.

  239. 239.

    MikeJ

    September 5, 2012 at 11:34 pm

    Arizona, take off your rainbow shades! Goldwater’s granddaughter casts 77 votes for Barack Obama!

  240. 240.

    spiffy

    September 5, 2012 at 11:35 pm

    Thank god I switched to cable news. The first thing ABC did was go to George Will who blasted Clinton for being too partisan.

    I’m actually listening to intelligent people speak now.

  241. 241.

    PurpleGirl

    September 5, 2012 at 11:35 pm

    I remember when the roll calls went on forever because of favorite sons and split votes and you had multiple ballots.

  242. 242.

    Elizabelle

    September 5, 2012 at 11:35 pm

    C.C. Goldwater for Arizona:

    “My grandfather wouldn’t recognize the Republican party today. My grandfather believed in the right to privacy, a woman’s right to choose… ” didn’t catch the third …

    Now Arkansas.

  243. 243.

    El Cid

    September 5, 2012 at 11:35 pm

    Stephanie Miller’s sister!

  244. 244.

    Seanly

    September 5, 2012 at 11:36 pm

    Watching MSNBC – Douchebag Chuck Todd looks like he haz a sad. GOPper fluffer can DIAF. Seriously, I think Big Dog made Chuck Todd cry.

  245. 245.

    Bostondreams

    September 5, 2012 at 11:36 pm

    Wow Barry Goldwater’s granddaughter just cast votes for Arizona. Nice.

  246. 246.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    September 5, 2012 at 11:36 pm

    Oh that has to hurt for the conservatives Barry Goldwater’s granddaughter, casting the delegates vote for BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!!!!

  247. 247.

    eric

    September 5, 2012 at 11:37 pm

    That was a shot across the bow of every public speaker walking the face of the earth, barack too….”I am the Big Dog.” Like Martin, I speak publicly a lot, but I could NEVER EVER EVER fantasize giving that speech.

    as an art form, that was genius.

    that was John Contrane shit right there. that was pure jazz.

  248. 248.

    Elizabelle

    September 5, 2012 at 11:38 pm

    @Seanly:

    I have a sad that you’re watching Chuck Todd.

    Go get a beer or something, dude.

    C-Span has the (interminable) roll call on now.

    California just cast 609 votes; DiFi, Boxer and Pelosi cast them.

    Colorado …

  249. 249.

    suzanne

    September 5, 2012 at 11:38 pm

    Watching the roll call, and just saw my third-grade teacher and State Senate candidate Janie Hydrick nominating President Obama.

    What a thrill.

  250. 250.

    ? Martin

    September 5, 2012 at 11:38 pm

    Man, what a lineup of speakers. Michelle, Bill, and Barack. Not to take away from the other brilliant speakers like Duval – but those 3 headliners just destroy anything the GOP can offer up. I think the Dems are going to see a serious bounce out of this. This is really powerful, uplifting stuff.

  251. 251.

    John

    September 5, 2012 at 11:38 pm

    @PurpleGirl: You actually remember multiple ballots? The last time there were multiple ballots was 1952!

  252. 252.

    gbear

    September 5, 2012 at 11:38 pm

    There’s a Twitter account – @ampriorities – that’s asking things like “Do you really believe what this adulterer is telling you?” and whatnot.

    That could be my sister. We spent four hours of a five hour drive in silence after she went off about how immoral Clinton was and I shot back that it’s not like republicans didn’t screw around too.

    I should send her an email tomorrow saying ‘Clinton really smacked one out of the park last night, didn’t he?’

    Non-hillarity would follow.

  253. 253.

    Elizabelle

    September 5, 2012 at 11:39 pm

    California and Colorado spotlighting their diversity.

    Wyoming glad it doesn’t have to follow that.

  254. 254.

    MikeJ

    September 5, 2012 at 11:39 pm

    @Soonergrunt:

    And now for the roll call, about which nobody cares, except the state delegation chairs, waiting for their moments in the sun.

    Followed by a half dozen commuters going on about the roll call.

    Roll calls, like fezes, are cool.

  255. 255.

    Sock Puppet of the Great Satan

    September 5, 2012 at 11:39 pm

    That *thud* was the twitching, bloody carcass of the Romney/Ryan campaign hitting the floor.

  256. 256.

    El Cid

    September 5, 2012 at 11:39 pm

    NANCY SMASH!

  257. 257.

    Mary G

    September 5, 2012 at 11:40 pm

    Now all the talking heads are complaining it was way too long.

  258. 258.

    eric

    September 5, 2012 at 11:40 pm

    @gbear: send her this: “clinton may have screwed an intern, but your party screwed a nation.” let me know how it goes

  259. 259.

    Suffern Ace

    September 5, 2012 at 11:40 pm

    @spiffy: Gawk they suck. They really hate the idea of a democratic party that people appear to like for it’s own sake, not simply for the free drugs and hippy sex.

  260. 260.

    spiffy

    September 5, 2012 at 11:41 pm

    @gbear:

    Ask her if she supports Republican David Vitter who fucked around with prostitutes and is still in office

  261. 261.

    MikeJ

    September 5, 2012 at 11:42 pm

    Hooray for abroadland! We love you!

  262. 262.

    Maeve

    September 5, 2012 at 11:42 pm

    Wow – and I say that just from watching the updates.

    I couldn’t watch it on TV because my dog chewed the remote a few weeks ago- and here in semi-rural Alaska we have no broadcast TV and since the local cable channel switched to HD the only way to watch (with the minimal service 0f $24 which gets you the basic “broadcast” channels) only works with the “cable box” and their supplied remote. Which since my dog chewed (he’d got ahold of it several times but only recently chewed it so it didn’t work) doesn’t work anymore – the only channel I can get is the last one I watched which is CW.

    I was considering dropping all TV to only watch streaming – but (since I live in semi-rural Alaska – not “bush” but not one of the main areas -so my “broadband” which I pay $70 a month for is at least 10 x slower than usual) doesn’t work for streaming video (depending on the technology – it works for Netflix which adjusts to lower bandwidth but not other)

    But anyway – returning to the subject.

    Damn – even just reading the comments – I need a cigarette (and I don’t smoke)

  263. 263.

    Bostondreams

    September 5, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    @? Martin:

    Man, what a lineup of speakers. Michelle, Bill, and Barack. Not to take away from the other brilliant speakers like Duval

    dEval. dEval. dEval.

    your 2016 nominee, so get the spelling right. ;-)

  264. 264.

    Calouste

    September 5, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    I’m watching on the XBOX and they have some interactive voting. One of the questions was whose speech was better, Bill Clinton or Michelle Obama. Clinton won 85-15 or so. And we thought yesterday Michelle was hitting it out of the park.

  265. 265.

    Suffern Ace

    September 5, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    @Mary G: I new they would. It’s what they do. Now wait for the analysis of what the length means, skipping over the substance altogether.

  266. 266.

    Poopyman

    September 5, 2012 at 11:44 pm

    @Mary G: It wouldn’t have been nearly so long if WJC hadn’t had to list a loooong litany of Republican crimes against this nation.

  267. 267.

    SatanicPanic

    September 5, 2012 at 11:45 pm

    Billy! Just catching up, didn’t get to watch it live. The Big Dog killed. I haven’t got to watch/listen to the whole convention, but boy, what an improvement over that funeral party the Republicans put on last week.

  268. 268.

    Peregrinus

    September 5, 2012 at 11:45 pm

    @ChrisNYC:

    Clinton was at my school for alumni weekend last year. He killed it then, too. Nothing but policy for the better part of an hour.

  269. 269.

    Maude

    September 5, 2012 at 11:45 pm

    @PurpleGirl:
    Do they do the nomination now?

  270. 270.

    jl

    September 5, 2012 at 11:45 pm

    I hope Biden continues the BS debunking tomorrow night. Repeat it until our failed corporate media experiment can’t ignore the truth. Won’t be electric theatre, more like a serious convo with your favorite uncle over a beer, but need some variety.

    A lot people will put more faith in Clinton than either on the ticket, but Clinton gives easy soundbites to the media celebs that are instant capsule summaries anyone can understand.

    Brilliant speech.

    And I love the way Clinton made it ‘look, this is personal’ towards the end. The GOP and Beltway BS pissed him off real good.

  271. 271.

    Brachiator

    September 5, 2012 at 11:46 pm

    @Mary G:

    Now all the talking heads are complaining it was way too long.

    Right. Because here on the West Coast, we really want to see “Big Brother.”

    Too bad CBS and other stations think that a tv show is more important than the country. The opportunity for reporters has been severely cut back, and these dopes want to whine about Clinton’s speech being too long.

  272. 272.

    Poopyman

    September 5, 2012 at 11:46 pm

    @Mary G: Lawrence O’Donnell just mentioned that after his longest State of the Union speech which the pundits complained about it going so long, he got his biggest jump in the polls.

    The pundits are idiots, the people have a better grasp of what he says.

  273. 273.

    PurpleGirl

    September 5, 2012 at 11:47 pm

    @John: You caught me, I could have sworn that multiple ballots still occurred later. But I’m quite sure favorite sons were still put into nomination later in time.

  274. 274.

    tBone

    September 5, 2012 at 11:47 pm

    Had to break a long radio silence to say – Hot. Damn. The Dawg abides, man.

    I’ve never seen a 45-minute sandpaper-and-lemon-juice wedgie administered with such joy and precision. R&R are going to be walking funny for weeks.

  275. 275.

    mark

    September 5, 2012 at 11:49 pm

    GUAM!!

  276. 276.

    Elizabelle

    September 5, 2012 at 11:49 pm

    “Hawaii. The president’s birthplace.”

    tee hee

  277. 277.

    jl

    September 5, 2012 at 11:49 pm

    @spiffy:

    ” George Will who blasted Clinton for being too partisan. ”

    Yeah, too partisan at a political convention. What an asinine thing to say. They are truly running on fumes. Damn GOP PR vehicle about to glide on into the ditch.

    Another good thing about great speeches is that they force the shameless hacks willing to disgrace themselves for money to discredit themselves. The folks who watch those shows will chuckle every time Will opens his mouth over the next few weeks.

  278. 278.

    MikeJ

    September 5, 2012 at 11:50 pm

    Hawai’i!

    And a pic for the big dog.

  279. 279.

    Cacti

    September 5, 2012 at 11:50 pm

    Clinton just slurped down Ryan’s milkshake, took a bite of his cheeseburger, and belched contemptuously in his direction.

  280. 280.

    pseudonymous in nc

    September 5, 2012 at 11:50 pm

    @Bill E Pilgrim:

    Edit: Now John King: “Love Clinton or hate him—and now there are lots in the hate column, he was a polarizing guy when he left office, and he’s redeemed himself somewhat since then, but…”

    He and Choke Todd appear to have digested the idea that Clinton was disgraced and unpopular at the end of his second term, which, of course, is bullshit.

  281. 281.

    SatanicPanic

    September 5, 2012 at 11:50 pm

    I liked that he called the current Republicans a bunch of haters too. Sucks for the right that the guy they keep loudly suggesting Barack Obama should be more like just called them out.

  282. 282.

    SW

    September 5, 2012 at 11:50 pm

    This thing is over.

  283. 283.

    Suffern Ace

    September 5, 2012 at 11:51 pm

    I would really like Clinton and Sununu on the same program this week.

  284. 284.

    Scratch

    September 5, 2012 at 11:51 pm

    That was pretty damn good.

  285. 285.

    Soonergrunt

    September 5, 2012 at 11:51 pm

    Patton Oswalt tweeting just now:
    “Release the Klinton!” — Liam Neeson, earlier this evening at the DNC, I bet

  286. 286.

    Comrade Nimrod Humperdink

    September 5, 2012 at 11:52 pm

    Good tweet I just saw: “Bill Clinton should be the Secretary of Explaining Things.”

  287. 287.

    shoutingattherain

    September 5, 2012 at 11:55 pm

    Hey admins! Howz about a new thread?

  288. 288.

    kentropic

    September 5, 2012 at 11:55 pm

    Loved the speech! But the finger-wagging, the alpha-male “after you”-“no, after you” pissing contest to be the last one off the stage and the creepy little blown kiss to somebody in the wings reminded me of his most deeply disappointing behavior while in office.

  289. 289.

    jl

    September 5, 2012 at 11:56 pm

    Looks like Clinton speech brought back fond memories of childhood for Josh Marshall:

    11:18 PM: This is starting to remind me of when my Daddy taught me to gut and clean fish. I think we’re at scraping off the scales now.

    talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2012/09/clinton_live_blogging.php

  290. 290.

    scav

    September 5, 2012 at 11:56 pm

    @tBone: ’ve never seen a 45-minute sandpaper-and-lemon-juice wedgie administered with such joy and precision. R&R are going to be walking funny for weeks.

    When you break radio silence you do it with elan. Excellent.

  291. 291.

    Elizabelle

    September 5, 2012 at 11:56 pm

    Never mind us being pleased with the speech and convention —

    Think of the young people watching this, in their teens and 20s and 30s.

    This convention is cementing a fresh generation of Democrats and people open to supporting Democrats.

    Have never seen such a divide between the demographics and policies on display at the conventions.

    And John King says Bill Clinton was polarizing.

  292. 292.

    ChrisNYC

    September 5, 2012 at 11:57 pm

    The butthurt tomorrow is going to be delectable! Halperin may just outright sob.

  293. 293.

    kay

    September 5, 2012 at 11:57 pm

    @suzanne:

    The roll call is a lot of fun. In 08, they called in the delegates for the roll call but it was one big security line and we were mixed in. We were afraid we were going to miss it. A media person persuaded the security people to let us cut in line so we could do the voice vote. You do the actual written ballot earlier in the day.
    The reporter was great. He was like “they have to get in there! They have to do this thing!”
    You sort of lose track of the whole point of the excercise, just wandering around, waiting in various lines. We were like “oh, yeah, the VOTING thing!”
    The chairman of the OH Dem Party, Chris Redfern, was hissing at us. “DON’T embarrass me”
    I have no idea what embarrassing thing he thought we were planning. A coup to remove him? I don’t know.

  294. 294.

    MikeBoyScout

    September 5, 2012 at 11:58 pm

    ROLL LANDSLIDE!

    Republican secret weapon; Ann Romney.
    Democratic secret weapon; Arithmetic.

    Team blue rox!

  295. 295.

    spiffy

    September 5, 2012 at 11:58 pm

    Even Matthew Dowd and Steven Schmitt said the speech was great. Schmitt even said he wished the Republicans had someone like Clinton the RNC side.

  296. 296.

    MikeJ

    September 5, 2012 at 11:59 pm

    The Wichita State Shockers?

  297. 297.

    dance around in your bones

    September 6, 2012 at 12:00 am

    Fuck Chuck.

    Fuck Chuck Todd.

    Just – fuck him – make him squeal like a pig.

    (Sorry, I have been inadvisedly watching him on MSNBC).

  298. 298.

    Poopyman

    September 6, 2012 at 12:00 am

    : @Elizabelle:

    And John King says Bill Clinton was polarizing.

    John King was dropped on his head as a baby. Nobody who actually saw the speech is going to pay any attention to that empty suit.

    It’s about time somebody “polarized” this campaign by pointing out FACTS.

  299. 299.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    September 6, 2012 at 12:01 am

    @pseudonymous in nc: They have a hard time distinguishing between “everyone in the country” and “the other handful of Villagers who tell me what to think and vice versa”.

    Clinton’s approval rating when he left office was around 67%. Yeah, “polarizing” as hell, John King.

    “Highest end-of-office approval rating of any U.S. president since World War II” Wikipedia tells me.

  300. 300.

    jl

    September 6, 2012 at 12:01 am

    @ChrisNYC:

    ” The butthurt tomorrow is going to be delectable! ”

    What happened to the GOP’s amiable Golden Boy of yore?

    I like the crashing GOP memes this campaign. Like a propaganda blitzkrieg turned into a destruction derby.

  301. 301.

    Laertes

    September 6, 2012 at 12:01 am

    Missed it. Work. Can we get an update when someone’s got a link to video?

  302. 302.

    Elizabelle

    September 6, 2012 at 12:02 am

    Soonergrunt has put up a new thread.

    Cigarette optional.

  303. 303.

    Judas Escargot, Acerbic Prophet of the Mighty Potato God

    September 6, 2012 at 12:06 am

    We’re now getting drunk watching Dylan Moran doing standup.

    Somehow seems appropriate.

  304. 304.

    PurpleGirl

    September 6, 2012 at 12:06 am

    What is it with all these mentions of sports teams?

  305. 305.

    Anya

    September 6, 2012 at 12:09 am

    OHIO IN THE HOUSE!

  306. 306.

    trollhattan

    September 6, 2012 at 12:10 am

    @Elizabelle:

    California and Colorado spotlighting their diversity.
    __
    Wyoming glad it doesn’t have to follow that.

    Nonsense, Wyoming has both natural gas and coal.

  307. 307.

    Elizabelle

    September 6, 2012 at 12:12 am

    @trollhattan:

    That’s funny. I stand corrected.

  308. 308.

    Brachiator

    September 6, 2012 at 12:21 am

    @David Koch:

    Who’s the hot older blonde sitting next to Chelsea?

    Steve Jobs’ widow, Laurene.

  309. 309.

    Quarks

    September 6, 2012 at 12:22 am

    Did New Jersey really need to remind us that Washington once fought there?

    I’ve never seen one of these roll calls before. I had no idea they went on so long.

  310. 310.

    MikeJ

    September 6, 2012 at 12:23 am

    @Quarks:

    I had no idea they went on so long

    They’re actually hurrying it along.

  311. 311.

    J R in WVa

    September 6, 2012 at 12:25 am

    @Chris:

    But if Reagan had a third term, he would have been totally incompetent due to his dementia. Sad, but true, that he was loosing it during his second term.

  312. 312.

    tBone

    September 6, 2012 at 12:26 am

    @scav:

    Thanks. I keep my skills sharp by dropping a comment here every 8 or 10 months. See you in 2013!

  313. 313.

    MikeJ

    September 6, 2012 at 12:29 am

    @tBone: We’d be happy with comments 1/10th as good ten times more often.

  314. 314.

    Chris

    September 6, 2012 at 12:36 am

    @J R in WVa:

    But if Reagan had a third term, he would have been totally incompetent due to his dementia

    Pretty much like his first two terms, then.

  315. 315.

    grandpa john

    September 6, 2012 at 12:42 am

    @John: And if I remember correctly it was Kefauver -Stevenson with Stevenson ultimately getting the nomination

  316. 316.

    WaterGirl

    September 6, 2012 at 12:46 am

    @arguingwithsignposts: I know I should know that reference, but it’s not coming to me. I see that everyone else here is NOT having that problem.

  317. 317.

    Anne Laurie

    September 6, 2012 at 12:57 am

    @WaterGirl:

    I know I should know that reference, but it’s not coming to me.

    “There you go again” — using dull facts, instead of cheerful uplifting lies — is celebrated as one of St. Reagan’s great quotes from his debate with Carter. Clinton didn’t just steal the line, he inverted the wingnuts’ meme about ‘feelings’ being more important in politics than… arithmetic!

  318. 318.

    WaterGirl

    September 6, 2012 at 1:09 am

    @Anne Laurie: Thank you!

  319. 319.

    tBone

    September 6, 2012 at 1:21 am

    @MikeJ:

    We’d be happy with comments 1/10th as good ten times more often.

    Just when I think I’m out, they pull me back in…

    Too many IRL obligations these days to waste as much time here as I used to, but I’ll probably be popping my head up more as we head into the home stretch of the campaign. Half of my friends and relatives on Facebook love posting drooling RNC propaganda, so I need something to keep me from Eastwooding them.

  320. 320.

    kamalokitty

    September 6, 2012 at 1:31 am

    Holy fuckin A Mutha Fuckahs!

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