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Roe isn’t about choice, it’s about freedom.

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

Well, whatever it is, it’s better than being a Republican.

Giving up is unforgivable. ~Joe Biden

My right to basic bodily autonomy is not on the table. that’s the new deal.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

Cancel the cowardly WaPo and set up an equivalent monthly donation to ProPublica.

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

Elections aren’t won by handwringing, cowering, and/or bashing your own candidates.

They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.

The republican caucus is covering themselves with something, and it’s not glory.

The willow is too close to the house.

Wake up. Grow up. Get in the fight.

Fight them, without becoming them!

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

They were going to turn on one another at some point. It was inevitable.

Every one of the “Roberts Six” lied to get on the court.

New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.

The fundamental promise of conservatism all over the world is a return to an idealized past that never existed.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

If you thought you’d already seen people saying the stupidest things possible on the internet, prepare yourselves.

Republicans got rid of McCarthy. Democrats chose not to save him.

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  1. 1.

    Cassidy

    Last one before I leave work for the day. Thanks to those who have donated or plan to. My FB people are slacking.

    It’s been a little over a week, so I’m going to do some light spamming again. On Feb 2, 2013 I’ll be taking part in the Fight for Air Climb in Jacksonville, FL. My Firefighting class is required by our Chief to do a community service project to remind and reinforce the idea that Firefighters are public servants and role models; personally, I agree with that sentiment. I don’t have a personal connection to lung cancer, or any cancer really, other than my continual struggle to quit smoking.

    So, your donation, if you’re willing, either contributes money to that particular cause or buys you a small piece of my misery. I’ll be climbing 42 stories up in full bunker gear and air pack (roughly 30lbs). If you can or feel like it, please donate. I’ve already met my goal thanks to some very generous individuals. At this point it’s become a bit of a competition between classmates (I’m 3rd place) and to see if we can get our team into 1st (currently 2nd).

  4. 4.

    Brachiator

    Wait a minute. Why are all those wimmins in the background? I keep hearing how Obama has lost the woman’s vote.

  7. 7.

    gogol's wife

    @cathyx:

    But isn’t this a different version, with interpolated Romney clips? I can’t watch it right now, but it says “gets help explaining Romnesia.”

  9. 9.

    catclub

    @cathyx: The whole bloody world wrote about it – last Thursday? Friday?
    Romnesia was like the top trending thing on the twitterstreams.

    But still fun to watch.

  10. 10.

    catclub

    @gogol’s wife: Could be, I just noticed the very bad color (is it my monitor or this video) at the start, and assumed it was the same one.

    Should have noticed the time is shorter. Cut out a lot of ums and ers?

  12. 12.

    Brachiator

    @cathyx:

    I hope he brings up Romnesia at the debate

    Romney will probably claim that Romnesia broke away from the Soviet Union, but didn’t get Obama’s full attention.

  14. 14.

    JustAnotherBob

    @gogol’s wife:

    but it says “gets help explaining Romnesia.”

    It’s the video we saw a few days ago with some great stuff cut in.

    There are clips of Romney supporting contraception for all women and supporting employers ability to deny coverage. Clips where Romeny is cool with abortion and one where he says he would gladly sign legislation banning all abortion. And one on tax cuts for the 1%, both for and against.

    It’s a great compilation of Romney lies. Feed it to everyone you can.

  15. 15.

    dmsilev

    @Brachiator:

    Romney will probably claim that Romnesia broke away from the Soviet Union, but didn’t get Obama’s full attention.

    Are you sure you’re not thinking of the country of Womania?

    (also, if Schieffer asks Romney about what our policy towards Freedonia should be, I’ll take back at least a few of the bad things I’ve thought about him)

  16. 16.

    The Moar You Know

    I’m seriously starting to think that satirical product reviews deserve to be treated as a new literary genre with awards and everything.

    @Roger Moore: This poem review from “Sparky’s Mom” has me on board with your idea:

    I think that I shall never see
    A binder lovelier than thee.
    Full of women’s names, the best
    binder clutched against my breast;
    This binder makes me feel like God,
    When hiring gals for less-pay jobs,
    A binder that my staff holds close,
    Filled with women who can vote;
    On whose careers we men have stood,
    richer, `cause, well, `cause we could.
    Poems are made by fools like me,
    But only Avery …
    made this really useful binder.

  18. 18.

    West of the Rockies (formerly Frank W.)

    Somehow I’m guessing we won’t hear from any trolls on this thread… Assuming there is a right-winger with any interest in the truth, I wonder how they’d possibly address these incredible transformations from the man who would be king. Let me guess… “The evil Lamestream Media, blah-blah-blah…) More likely still, “I see no evidence of flip-flopping here. Oh, and Obama is responsible for 9/11; everyone knows that!”

  19. 19.

    AA+ Bonds

    The only relevant question to ask a presidential candidate at this point is “would you veto X if it landed on your desk” where X is a whole ton of crazy shit like banning all abortions or whatever

    The entire debate should be made up of nothing but questions that follow this outline because other than Supreme Court candidates this is the only impact that any president is going to have between 2012 and 2016

  20. 20.

    slag

    I frequently worry about people–especially women–catching Romnesia. I’m glad the O team has finally given this condition a name so that it can be recognized on sight and treated accordingly. It’s a very grave condition that could have devastating consequences if left unattended to.

  21. 21.

    Brachiator

    @dmsilev:

    Are you sure you’re not thinking of the country of Womania?

    Didn’t Romney deny that he would be willing to go to war against Womania?

    Or was that East Ovaristan? Or Wombylvania?

  22. 22.

    Origuy

    There was some discussion in the earlier thread about Obama lifting this from Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a redneck.” While Obama or his speechwriters might have had Foxworthy in mind, the speech pattern, call and response, is ancient. It goes back to African tradition, and Obama would have certainly heard it used in the black church.

  23. 23.

    SFAW

    @dmsilev:

    Are you sure you’re not thinking of the country of Womania?

    I read that and all I thought of Lilli von Schtupp getting a wed, wed wose.

    if Schieffer asks Romney about what our policy towards Freedonia should be,

    If he says he’s worked closely with Secretary of the Treasury Margaret Dumont, then we’ll know he has a sense of humor. So, I’m guessing, dumbstruck silence.

  24. 24.

    SFAW

    @Brachiator:

    Didn’t Romney deny that he would be willing to go to war against Womania?

    Like any “good” Mormon, he has always been at war with Womania.

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