Todd of the Legitimate Rape Akins is desperate to prove that he is classy, America.
His latest effort? At a fundraiser on Saturday, Todd Akin compared Claire McCaskill to a dog:
“She goes to Washington, D.C., and it’s a little bit like, uh, you know, one of those dogs, you know, ‘fetch,'” Akin said. She goes to D.C. “and gets all of these taxes and red tape and bureaucracy and executive orders and agencies and she brings all of this stuff and dumps it on us in Missouri…”
Anxious to prove what doucherocket he is, Akin’s spokesman Rick Tyler tweeted the following this morning, after complaining to the New York Times about how sensitive bitches are when you compare them to dogs:
If Claire McCaskill were a dog, she’d be a “Bullshitsu”,
— Rick Tyler (@rickwtyler) October 22, 2012
Shorter Akin Campaign: Bitches, man.
[read full-post at ABLC]
Every time he opens his mouth Democrats across the board gain more votes from women. Thanks, douchebag!
And Akin is the “family values” candidate, right?
She’s like, you know, one of those dogs.
At least that dumb fvck could be original. All he did was tweak a line from the movie ‘Dumb and Dumber’, which is very apropo here.
See for yourself.
Edited: wrong linky
I want to see these guys keep it up. Pile it on, even. Let their freak flags fly. It just might end up being enough to push McCaskill over the finish line first.
From your mouths to god’s ear.
Meh. I’ll wait until the polls close in Missouri before I start calling Akins a shmuck and stop calling Missouri a red-state wreck.
This time it really is a dog whistle.
If Todd Akin was a dog he would be focking every bitch, licking his as5hole and eating shit. See both sides do it.
The Moar You Know
Referring to Claire McCaskill as a dog is probably the most respectful he’s ever been to a woman in his entire life. Give him some credit, guys!
Imani @ Top:
Wimmenz: can’t win their vote, can’t force’em to get invasive ultra-sounds before lettin’em vote.
I wonder how Mrs. Clown Car Duggar feels about all this wimmenz love?
Sounds like these guys have been listening to Rush Limbaugh for a decade or two … with a corresponding coarsening, and decay in their sense of boundaries or propriety.
Somehow, I don’t think bellowing out “HAR HAR! LIBRULS don’t know how to take a joke!” won’t work here.
It’s depressing that people who call themselves “professionals” perform their job like this.
Stay classy, Todd and staff.
McCaskill was a genius to support this guy in the primary.
Meanwhile, The DONALD himself is promising to release some big news about Obama on Wednesday.
Is our breath all bated? It’s gonna be YOOOOOJ!
Culture of Truth
“gets all of these taxes and red tape and bureaucracy and executive orders and agencies”
I assume he means the Civil Rights Act
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The problem with ABL is that she thinks the word “doucherocket” is awesome enough to put in a post for public consumption.
You mean “She goes to D.C. and brings back more in public works, grant funding, and other benefits to the state than what our land of Show Me sends in tax revenue to the heathen capital?”
@JoyceH: is he going to let us know that Obama is a Ni;-)clang:-P. ?
I’m pretty sure Culture of Truth has it right; he isn’t actually saying “States’ Rights”, much less “nullification”, but that’s what he means.
Kathy in St. Louis
I cannot wait for the day after the election when I will see that last of Todd (I am a asshole, but a Xstian asshole, folks) is gone.
It has been an embarrassment to say that he’s my congressman these past twelve years. Now that he’s made his stupidity known to the entire country I feel vindicated for all the nasty emails I’ve sent him. Still, I want this man gone…in a landslide.
This is how America works, important people saying things like this
Senators are well-known for their ability to issue executive orders
Rep. Akin on the other hand has a long and proud record of fighting off executive orders with a machete while riding a motorcycle
If Rick Tyler was a disease, he’d be the clap.
In 1987, Todd Akin was arrested for blocking the doors of Reproductive Health Services in St. Louis.
(h/t Charles Johnson at LGF)
Kathy in St. Louis
@danielx: Love it. If you have any way of letting them see this post, please feel free. They are the worst….really, just some of the worst ever in politics. I am so happy that this creep and his campaign workers are now a punchline to every joke about GOP stupidity.
Kathy in St. Louis
@Zifnab: It is a redneck state. Most of the voters here will have to be shamed into not voting for this guy. Remember, Roy Blunt is our other senator, and he’s one of the most dishonest men ever to run for office….right up there with Tom DeLay. So, it takes a lot to be too awful for Missouri voters.
Interesting local political show in KC Mo–they hear people are bitching because prior Senators brought home the pork, and Claire went and voted against earmarks. Ya can’t win for losin’.
Rick Tyler has an amazing future waiting for him.
As worm food.
That’s the only constructive use I can think of for the organic molecules being held hostage inside that sad skin-sack of shit. And it can’t happen a minute too soon–not only are the worms hungry, they are each more intelligent than Tyler or the scumbag he works for.
Todd Akin, professional horse’s ass, also goes out of his way to hire professional horses’ asses.
The important thing is that, no matter what, we should keep sneering at the reproductive choices of those other women.
pseudonymous in nc
Akin’s playing for his wingnut welfare martyrdom stipend now.
THIS is who they are.
Oo’er, what a giveaway. They are getting buttspanked, and they know it. Now they know we know it. It’s over for them. The only thing that’s left is setting up the excuse for losing. The bitch thing is the tell.
It’s always nice to see Republicans show off their command of all things political. Damn, they put us libs to shame everytime, just like they have time and again these last seven years.
If Todd Akin were a dog, he’d probably have a better grasp on where babies came from than he does now. At least a dog would refrain from commenting on the matter, whereas a complete ass like Todd Akin opens up and shares all kinds of idiot notions about how it is he thinks that women-folk body parts operate.
You read my mind.
He’d have been put down for rabies already.
Keep me from being burnt at the stake when they take over
I used to think that conservatives were polite cultured people, the sorts of folks that wore tuxes and gowns to dinners, and enjoyed a cocktail before dinner. I met lot of folks like that, as my parents were conservatives, who wore gowns and dinner jackets to fancy dinners, and hosted cocktail parties for performers visiting town to play in a Community Concert program of one sort of another.
But that was back in the day of Nelson Rockefeller and Drew Pearson (who took a nap before his appearance on my bed!) who were cultured conservatives. Evidently conservatives are now a bunch of religious cultists with no manners and less intelligence. Power mad wingnuts! So sad….
Democracy works better with two (or more) political parties who both make sense on major issues, as opposed to a political party that makes sense and a political party based on absurd fictions and mythology that didn’t make any sense when pig-ignorant sheep herds made it up out in the desert watching for predators coming in the night to eat their
lovers.Er, livestock, wool sources, and food.