Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, hurry up and indict this prick.

Every day Vance writes another chapter in the book called “Worst VP Pick Ever”.

How can republicans represent us when they don’t trust women?

I am pretty sure Katy Tur wasn’t always such a bootlicking sycophant.

If you’re pissed about Biden’s speech, he was talking about you.

The republican speaker is a slippery little devil.

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

There is no right way to do the wrong thing.

Republicans: The threats are dire, but my tickets are non-refundable!

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

Speaker Mike Johnson is a vile traitor to the House and the Constitution.

‘Museums aren’t America’s attic for its racist shit.’

Pelosi: “He either is stupid, or he thinks the rest of us are.” Why not both?

The problem people have with Biden’s age is the color of the VPs skin.

Prediction: the gop will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

It is possible to do the right thing without the promise of a cookie.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

The willow is too close to the house.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

Just because you believe it, that doesn’t make it true.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

The new republican ‘Pastor’ of the House is an odious authoritarian little creep.

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  4. 4.

    khead

    According to my wife, Tunch will most definitely starve unless you get him some TUNA NOW. Yeah, she’s a sucker. She would call him a fat bastard on the way to get the tuna though.

  5. 5.

    sophronia

    I used to live with a large pompous tabby cat. One Thanksgiving, a friend of ours came over and made oyster stuffing, and he gave a piece of oyster to the cat.

    That cat refused to eat anything except more oysters. He sat next to his food bowl in the kitchen, waiting for it to fill with oysters, for the next four days before he finally gave in and ate his usual kibble. And I don’t think he ever quite forgave us.

  6. 6.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    You should stop feeding the cat for six months so it can get normal sized again.

  7. 7.

    Chickamin Slam

    Once food becomes an issue, its always an issue. Same on this end only when the cat complains I’ll put it the laundry room with a bowl of water and the litterbox. I already fed her. I told her who does she think she is, Tunch?

  8. 8.

    Steeplejack

    This is the second time you have said Tunch was on your “tip.” The first time I assumed that it was an autocorrect mistake for lap, but now . . .

  11. 11.

    ulee

    @Steeplejack: I also noticed he used that expression twice. I figured it was a West Virginia phrase for someone being on your ass, or something that I really shouldn’t bring up until Cole was emotionally prepared to talk about his tip and why Tunch seems to be on it.

  13. 13.

    TaMara (BHF)

    There should be photos with all Tunch stories.

    Have I mentioned how much I LOVE having the rotating tags back? I didn’t realize how much I missed them until they came back. Thanks mistermix.

  14. 14.

    Steeplejack

    @Corner Stone:

    I knew it was some hippety-hop lingo that I don’t get because I’m old.

    ETA: You know Urban Dictionary is mainly run by 13-year-old boys trying to see who can get the weirdest/funniest thing included, right?

  16. 16.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    OK, since this is an open thread about season finales, I will bring it up again: John Hurt is an awesome season ending twist to Doctor Who. It will give people something to talk about in November.

  20. 20.

    KG

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent): so, I have two theories… First is that he’s an older version of The Valyard. Second is that he’s the Eighth Doctor near the end of the Time War.

    Or, it’s something completely unrelated to either of those

  23. 23.

    NotMax

    Though it is very hit and miss, the hits are worth it.

    Venture Brothers returns June 2.

    Loves me some Dr. Girlfriend.

  27. 27.

    asiangrrlMN

    All. Tuna. All. The. Gotdamn. Time. I don’t know why that’s so hard for you to understand, Cole! Sheesh. It’s a good thing I have Yutsano looking out for Tunch for me.

  30. 30.

    michelle

    Just an FYI for those interested last night, I didn’t take my boy to see his big sis go to sleep today. He was all over sniffing me when I got back today and really got excited when I let him smell her collar.

    He’s sleeping now and I will be too here soon. A very sad, but somewhat peaceful day, in its own way.

  31. 31.

    Corner Stone

    @KG: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
    But…is it even possible to *end* a “time war” ?

  33. 33.

    Mnemosyne

    @NotMax:

    Yutsano/Yatsuno is asiangrrlMN’s fake internet husband, so he calls her “wifey.”

    I’m not sure if that will be any less confusing for you.

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