Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The revolution will be supervised.

If a good thing happens for a bad reason, it’s still a good thing.

Not rolling over. fuck you, make me.

Bad people in a position to do bad things will do bad things because they are bad people. End of story.

The gop is a fucking disgrace.

In my day, never was longer.

The republican speaker is a slippery little devil.

So many bastards, so little time.

They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.

I would try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

Anne Laurie is a fucking hero in so many ways. ~ Betty Cracker

It’s all just conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership.

Today’s gop: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

No Kings: Americans standing in the way of bad history saying “Oh, Fuck No!”

Let’s bury these fuckers at the polls 2 years from now.

Disappointing to see gov. newsom with his finger to the wind.

It’s a good piece. click on over. but then come back!!

Compromise? There is no middle ground between a firefighter and an arsonist.

Not loving this new fraud based economy.

Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

There are a lot more evil idiots than evil geniuses.

President Musk and Trump are both poorly raised, coddled 8 year old boys.

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  4. 4.

    khead

    According to my wife, Tunch will most definitely starve unless you get him some TUNA NOW. Yeah, she’s a sucker. She would call him a fat bastard on the way to get the tuna though.

  5. 5.

    sophronia

    I used to live with a large pompous tabby cat. One Thanksgiving, a friend of ours came over and made oyster stuffing, and he gave a piece of oyster to the cat.

    That cat refused to eat anything except more oysters. He sat next to his food bowl in the kitchen, waiting for it to fill with oysters, for the next four days before he finally gave in and ate his usual kibble. And I don’t think he ever quite forgave us.

  6. 6.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    You should stop feeding the cat for six months so it can get normal sized again.

  7. 7.

    Chickamin Slam

    Once food becomes an issue, its always an issue. Same on this end only when the cat complains I’ll put it the laundry room with a bowl of water and the litterbox. I already fed her. I told her who does she think she is, Tunch?

  8. 8.

    Steeplejack

    This is the second time you have said Tunch was on your “tip.” The first time I assumed that it was an autocorrect mistake for lap, but now . . .

  11. 11.

    ulee

    @Steeplejack: I also noticed he used that expression twice. I figured it was a West Virginia phrase for someone being on your ass, or something that I really shouldn’t bring up until Cole was emotionally prepared to talk about his tip and why Tunch seems to be on it.

  13. 13.

    TaMara (BHF)

    There should be photos with all Tunch stories.

    Have I mentioned how much I LOVE having the rotating tags back? I didn’t realize how much I missed them until they came back. Thanks mistermix.

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    Steeplejack

    @Corner Stone:

    I knew it was some hippety-hop lingo that I don’t get because I’m old.

    ETA: You know Urban Dictionary is mainly run by 13-year-old boys trying to see who can get the weirdest/funniest thing included, right?

  16. 16.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    OK, since this is an open thread about season finales, I will bring it up again: John Hurt is an awesome season ending twist to Doctor Who. It will give people something to talk about in November.

  20. 20.

    KG

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent): so, I have two theories… First is that he’s an older version of The Valyard. Second is that he’s the Eighth Doctor near the end of the Time War.

    Or, it’s something completely unrelated to either of those

  23. 23.

    NotMax

    Though it is very hit and miss, the hits are worth it.

    Venture Brothers returns June 2.

    Loves me some Dr. Girlfriend.

  27. 27.

    asiangrrlMN

    All. Tuna. All. The. Gotdamn. Time. I don’t know why that’s so hard for you to understand, Cole! Sheesh. It’s a good thing I have Yutsano looking out for Tunch for me.

  30. 30.

    michelle

    Just an FYI for those interested last night, I didn’t take my boy to see his big sis go to sleep today. He was all over sniffing me when I got back today and really got excited when I let him smell her collar.

    He’s sleeping now and I will be too here soon. A very sad, but somewhat peaceful day, in its own way.

  31. 31.

    Corner Stone

    @KG: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
    But…is it even possible to *end* a “time war” ?

  33. 33.

    Mnemosyne

    @NotMax:

    Yutsano/Yatsuno is asiangrrlMN’s fake internet husband, so he calls her “wifey.”

    I’m not sure if that will be any less confusing for you.

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