Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

Not all heroes wear capes.

When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

I did not have telepathic declassification on my 2022 bingo card.

This really is a full service blog.

People are complicated. Love is not.

I’d try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

Tick tock motherfuckers!

Battle won, war still ongoing.

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

Let there be snark.

You cannot shame the shameless.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

A Senator Walker would also be an insult to reason, rationality, and decency.

If senate republicans had any shame, they’d die of it.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

The willow is too close to the house.

This fight is for everything.

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

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  4. 4.

    khead

    According to my wife, Tunch will most definitely starve unless you get him some TUNA NOW. Yeah, she’s a sucker. She would call him a fat bastard on the way to get the tuna though.

  5. 5.

    sophronia

    I used to live with a large pompous tabby cat. One Thanksgiving, a friend of ours came over and made oyster stuffing, and he gave a piece of oyster to the cat.

    That cat refused to eat anything except more oysters. He sat next to his food bowl in the kitchen, waiting for it to fill with oysters, for the next four days before he finally gave in and ate his usual kibble. And I don’t think he ever quite forgave us.

  6. 6.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    You should stop feeding the cat for six months so it can get normal sized again.

  7. 7.

    Chickamin Slam

    Once food becomes an issue, its always an issue. Same on this end only when the cat complains I’ll put it the laundry room with a bowl of water and the litterbox. I already fed her. I told her who does she think she is, Tunch?

  8. 8.

    Steeplejack

    This is the second time you have said Tunch was on your “tip.” The first time I assumed that it was an autocorrect mistake for lap, but now . . .

  11. 11.

    ulee

    @Steeplejack: I also noticed he used that expression twice. I figured it was a West Virginia phrase for someone being on your ass, or something that I really shouldn’t bring up until Cole was emotionally prepared to talk about his tip and why Tunch seems to be on it.

  13. 13.

    TaMara (BHF)

    There should be photos with all Tunch stories.

    Have I mentioned how much I LOVE having the rotating tags back? I didn’t realize how much I missed them until they came back. Thanks mistermix.

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    Steeplejack

    @Corner Stone:

    I knew it was some hippety-hop lingo that I don’t get because I’m old.

    ETA: You know Urban Dictionary is mainly run by 13-year-old boys trying to see who can get the weirdest/funniest thing included, right?

  16. 16.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    OK, since this is an open thread about season finales, I will bring it up again: John Hurt is an awesome season ending twist to Doctor Who. It will give people something to talk about in November.

  20. 20.

    KG

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent): so, I have two theories… First is that he’s an older version of The Valyard. Second is that he’s the Eighth Doctor near the end of the Time War.

    Or, it’s something completely unrelated to either of those

  23. 23.

    NotMax

    Though it is very hit and miss, the hits are worth it.

    Venture Brothers returns June 2.

    Loves me some Dr. Girlfriend.

  27. 27.

    asiangrrlMN

    All. Tuna. All. The. Gotdamn. Time. I don’t know why that’s so hard for you to understand, Cole! Sheesh. It’s a good thing I have Yutsano looking out for Tunch for me.

  30. 30.

    michelle

    Just an FYI for those interested last night, I didn’t take my boy to see his big sis go to sleep today. He was all over sniffing me when I got back today and really got excited when I let him smell her collar.

    He’s sleeping now and I will be too here soon. A very sad, but somewhat peaceful day, in its own way.

  31. 31.

    Corner Stone

    @KG: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
    But…is it even possible to *end* a “time war” ?

  33. 33.

    Mnemosyne

    @NotMax:

    Yutsano/Yatsuno is asiangrrlMN’s fake internet husband, so he calls her “wifey.”

    I’m not sure if that will be any less confusing for you.

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