Here is Steve bitching for food as my brother feeds him:
And this is mild for Steve’s talking.
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Mnemosyne (iPhone)
Annie and Keaton are wondering where that cat is and why he’s eating their food. They are not convinced that he’s in the phone.
The Dangerman
Oh
stewardessblogboss, I speakjivecat:“If I see myself in your blog again tonight before I am well satiated, I’m shitting in your shoes!”
goblue72
Sounds like our cat whenever the Fancy Feast comes out. Except Steve’s not as loud. Or as annoying.
Jane2
Poor Steve…he’s being tortured by the monster with the thumbs!!
ETA And Phil wants to know where the kitty usurper is in the house.
Tommy
@goblue72: My cat only eats tuna out of a can. With water of course. She is a bitch.
trollhattan
Jesus, that big bastard is some kind of chowhound. “Me-oww, tummy EMPTY!”
If I were wearing shorts and Schteeeeve were threatening to climb me, you better believe I’d be setting down that food, stat.
billgerat
I have one cat who cries as loud as Steve, but he doesn’t stop even once until he gets his food. The Republicans could learn something from him.
jheartney
Steve’s a piker compared to our siamese. He doesn’t ask for food, though; he’ always wanting to go outside. He’ll yell and yell and yell, but then once he’s out he’ll just potter around the back for a few minutes chewing grass, then come back in to barf it up. He has a particularly regal pose he goes into after he’s browbeat us into letting him out. “Showed who’s the boss around here!” he’s saying.
Captain Comrade
If I were a cat, I would make big piles of potatoes, and then Jump on them.
Yatsuno
@Jane2:
Well Steve is a poly. If he learns about the superpowers in his paw…the universe is doomed.
BTW u r being mean to that poor kitteh. I shall haz to confiscate Papa Stevedore Hemingway if you don’t start behaving meester!
ranger3
If this were youtube at least 100 douchebags would tell you you were a bad owner within an hour of posting that video.
eemom
That is one loquacious kitty. I wouldn’t fuck with him if I wuz you. Jussayinzall.
Comrade Colette Collaboratrice
@billgerat: @billgerat: Your kitteh, he is my kitteh. Seriously, shouldn’t they refrain from talking when their mouths are full? Peter Kitty just never shuts up, and he is setting a bad example for the offspring.
asiangrrlMN
Your brother is mean, Cole! You better treat Sir Whiskertons III with more dignity and feed him promptly, or I’m calling Sarah McLachlan on your ass!
LT
Good doggie.
Yatsuno
@asiangrrlMN:
Erm, wifey, honey, you might wanna re-think that threat a bit. Just sayin’.
Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism
Multiply that by four, and you have my mornings and evenings. Her Grace is mostly silent except to discuss food. Gunny has quite a vocabulary until I have can in hand, at which point he just glowers impatiently. And the Twin Terrors always sing me a duet.
I love talky kitties.
Cris (without an H)
I like the part where Steve gets up on two feet. Another few seconds and he might have tried to climb your brother.
Lurker
Just a question: has Steve met the great outdoors — aka the Cole garden — yet?
Lurker
My overlords don’t yell, or just a bit. They weave themselves incessantly around my legs. It’s basically blackmail: “either you feed us RIGHT NOW or you’ll fall right on your butt”. I love them.
ruemara
I am so glad my cats are usually silent. I had a screamer with Smudge and he and I were at odds for years. It’s too much for me. These guys talk when they have things to say, but they’re usually happy, so we’re kinda silent.
brendancalling
My cat’s ears just perked up, she’s looking for where the sounds are coming from.
kc
My, he’s demanding!
diana
@Yatsuno: If he learns about the superpowers in his paw…
you don’t happen to mean this, do you?
http://techcrunch.com/2013/09/19/watch-a-cat-unlock-the-iphone-5s-using-touch-id-and-the-fingerprint-sensor/
Kilkee
Am I the only person who has lived in about 5 houses with that exact linoleum over the last 40 years?