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You are here: Home / Open Threads / The modern conservative movement in one tweet

The modern conservative movement in one tweet

by DougJ|  June 3, 20141:16 pm| 136 Comments

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Smearing military vets in a partisan fight is not a new thing for the people who slandered the Swift Boat Vets.

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) June 3, 2014

This is sub tweet is good too.

@baseballcrank Or Democrats in general. Remember spitting on nam vets??

— CJN 54 (@cjn54) June 3, 2014

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  1. 1.

    Joel

    June 3, 2014 at 1:19 pm

    Baseball crank was once a pretty good baseball analyst, but he’s been lapped by Fangraphs and sucks in every other arena.

  2. 2.

    Svensker

    June 3, 2014 at 1:21 pm

    This whole thing has me so upset. I just can’t believe they’re doing it. And criticizing the father for “looking like the Taliban”? The guy is an Idaho fundamentalist Calvinist Christian homeschooler FFS.

    Every time I think they can’t go lower…

  3. 3.

    raven

    June 3, 2014 at 1:21 pm

    “The only ones who ever spit on me were cops.”

    My buddy Karlos, door gunner, 1st Cav 68-69

  4. 4.

    flukebucket

    June 3, 2014 at 1:24 pm

    @raven: I hope you don’t mind if I tuck this away for future reference and use

  5. 5.

    Eric U.

    June 3, 2014 at 1:25 pm

    I don’t think there really are any credible reports of spitting on vets. I recall a major party convention where purple heart bandaids were worn though

  6. 6.

    Shakezula

    June 3, 2014 at 1:28 pm

    To encapsulate the MCM you need a tweet that links to a video of a monkey flinging shit.

  7. 7.

    Suffern ACE

    June 3, 2014 at 1:28 pm

    @Eric U.: Saxby Chambliss. And that’s the last I want to hear from these conservative republican vets groups on the issue.

  8. 8.

    max

    June 3, 2014 at 1:29 pm

    Remember spitting on nam vets??

    Translation: conservative mistreatment of vets is REQUIRED. Rumoured liberal mistreatment of vets mandates that we invade Iraq.

    max
    [‘Third time’s the charm!’]

  9. 9.

    Seanly

    June 3, 2014 at 1:29 pm

    Who slandered the Swift Boat Vets? Weren’t they the people slandering John Kerry?

    Also, isn’t Bergdahl’s former regiment members slandering him? I’m sure 90% of them didn’t even know the guy but can definitively state the circumstances under which he was captured. I haven’t seen anyone attacking the talkative vets.

  10. 10.

    Bubblegum Tate

    June 3, 2014 at 1:30 pm

    If only our poor little conservatives didn’t “know” so many things that are outright lies….

  11. 11.

    japa21

    June 3, 2014 at 1:30 pm

    Being around during the Nam years, I remember all the Dem politicians going around spitting on vets, calling them names, besmirching them… Oh wait, no they didn’t.

    From a political point of view, it seems only Republicans do that.

  12. 12.

    SFAW

    June 3, 2014 at 1:30 pm

    the people who slandered the Swift Boat Vets.

    I’m confused: is he saying that people who called out a bunch of Koch (or equivalent) shills slandered said shills?

    What a moron. Or a liar. Or both.

  13. 13.

    Suffern ACE

    June 3, 2014 at 1:31 pm

    Also, Chuck Hagel is unfit to be DoD Secretary because he was a common soldier, not an officer. Again, I’m pretty certain I don’t want to hear about whining conservative vet fee-fees.

  14. 14.

    dmsilev

    June 3, 2014 at 1:32 pm

    Yes, I remember one Swift Boat veteran in particular who was slandered.

    His name is John Kerry.

  15. 15.

    scav

    June 3, 2014 at 1:32 pm

    Ohthesweetdears. They assume “Swift Boat”s definition in the wider world is “Height of Nonpartisan Patriotism”.

  16. 16.

    RSA

    June 3, 2014 at 1:32 pm

    @Svensker:

    And criticizing the father for “looking like the Taliban”?

    Really? I look at Phil Robertson and I’m not seeing a huge difference.

  17. 17.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    June 3, 2014 at 1:33 pm

    So are they arguing that Bergdahl should have been left to die? or that the powerful Deatheaters released from Azkatanamo will find Osama bin Voldermort’s horcruces and take over the Ministry?

  18. 18.

    Brian R.

    June 3, 2014 at 1:33 pm

    @RSA:

    My thoughts exactly.

    I guess he can tell that the Duck Dynasty beard is truly Murican because fuck you, that’s why.

  19. 19.

    Hunter Gathers

    June 3, 2014 at 1:34 pm

    @Svensker:

    I just can’t believe they’re doing it.

    Seriously? Have you not been paying attention the past 6 years? Anything, and I do mean anything that is even remotely associated with Obama must be denigrated and destroyed. White people have completely flipped their collective shit. The White Tribe’s madness might just get us all killed.

  20. 20.

    dmsilev

    June 3, 2014 at 1:34 pm

    @Suffern ACE:

    And that’s the last I want to hear from these conservative republican vets groups on the issue.

    Unfortunately for all of us, despite what we want this won’t be the last that we will hear from these groups. I doubt anyone will be able to predict what new Shiny Object will next attract their attention, but it’s dead certain that there will be another Shiny Object. There’s always another Shiny Object.

  21. 21.

    Roger That

    June 3, 2014 at 1:34 pm

    If there’s anything the right despises it’s people who look like the taliban. For reference, here’s a pic one of the actual taliban we just swapped for Bowe.

    Edit: had the same thought as RSA

  22. 22.

    danimal

    June 3, 2014 at 1:34 pm

    Ummmm, even if the spitting on vets accusation is true (which I doubt except in very rare cases), it can only be true for people in their late 50’s and older at this point. FFS, if that’s the best they got, it may work with the geriatric Fox crowd but no one else.

    Can we get over Vietnam already?

  23. 23.

    SFAW

    June 3, 2014 at 1:36 pm

    @japa21:

    Oh wait, no they didn’t.

    Yes, they did. There’s INCONTROVERTIBLE proof that a Recih-winger heard a rumor that someone who was probably a hippie might have spit on someone who was a ‘Nam vet at some point, somewhere, under unknown circumstances — and the sort-of rumor “had the ring of truth” in a way.

    Plus, Benghazi.

  24. 24.

    dmsilev

    June 3, 2014 at 1:36 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    or that the powerful Deatheaters released from Azkatanamo will find Osama bin Voldermort’s horcruces and take over the Ministry?

    Little-known fact: ‘Guantanamo’ translates into English as ‘Arkham Asylum’. They’re worried about releasing the Joker and Lex Luthor.

  25. 25.

    Frankensteinbeck

    June 3, 2014 at 1:36 pm

    @Hunter Gathers:
    Yep. This is what’s different from the Clinton years. Sure, they hated Clinton, and were assholes to him. They weren’t bugfuck insane about it.

  26. 26.

    jenn

    June 3, 2014 at 1:36 pm

    Man, I am so pissed off about all this I could spit. Let the kid come back home and recover. God, I hope he is firewalled up the wazoo from any contact with this shit, because if I was feeling pretty precarious, and experienced this much hate being flung at me … I don’t have any idea how I’d react, but it wouldn’t be well.

  27. 27.

    Tractarian

    June 3, 2014 at 1:37 pm

    Smearing military vets in a partisan fight is not a new thing for the people who slandered the Swift Boat Vets that ran for president in 2004.

    Fixed!

  28. 28.

    Brian R.

    June 3, 2014 at 1:38 pm

    I like how the Baseball Crank guy is spreading the myth that dirty hippies spat on Vietnam Vets when they returned home.

    BC was born in the early ’70s, and so he has no personal memories of that time at all, but he marches in lockstep with his masters like a good little doggie.

  29. 29.

    Bubblegum Tate

    June 3, 2014 at 1:38 pm

    @Seanly:

    Who slandered the Swift Boat Vets?

    Nobody did. But people did point out that the Swift Boat Vets were lying. And that, in the realm of oh-so-tender conservative tough guys, is “slander.”

  30. 30.

    big ole hound

    June 3, 2014 at 1:38 pm

    @Eric U.: I was spit on while in USN uniform in 1965 in the train station in Providence RI. I punched and broke his nose and while his friends screamed I got on the train and left.

  31. 31.

    Svensker

    June 3, 2014 at 1:39 pm

    @Hunter Gathers:

    Seriously? Have you not been paying attention the past 6 years?

    I have been, but I guess a part of me is still naive and thinks there must be SOME decency left inside a few of them.

  32. 32.

    TerryC

    June 3, 2014 at 1:39 pm

    @danimal: The spitting isn’t true as any sort of general rule. I returned home after 4.5 years and three Vietnam tours, to parties and greeting cards sent by relatives and classmates. IMO what happened post-war was that many “conservative” veterans started to learn, over time, how they were lied to and used. Feeling like a victim, and unable to handle having been lied to by authorioty figures, then they substitute hippies for the politicians and military leaders in their projection of blame. (Also ties in with having to learn things.)

  33. 33.

    Tractarian

    June 3, 2014 at 1:39 pm

    @SFAW:

    There’s INCONTROVERTIBLE proof that a Recih-winger heard a rumor that someone who was probably a hippie might have spit on someone who was a ‘Nam vet at some point, somewhere, under unknown circumstances — and the sort-of rumor “had the ring of truth” in a way.

    That wasn’t a hippie, it was Roger McDowell.

  34. 34.

    TaMara (BHF)

    June 3, 2014 at 1:40 pm

    This whole thing has me so angry at the world in general. But, I’m praying, as seems to be Pres. Obama’s gift, that this comes around to bite both the MSM and the Rethugs in the ass hard.

    Support our troops, except of course if the President is for it, then we’re against it.

    “Merika, fuck ya!”

  35. 35.

    Morzer (0th of His PseudoName and Founder of the Walter Sobchak Peacekeepers)

    June 3, 2014 at 1:44 pm

    @RSA:

    I’d guess Bob Bergdahl’s personal hygiene is superior – and I see no sign that he approves of marrying underage girls.

  36. 36.

    Matt McIrvin

    June 3, 2014 at 1:45 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: I knew a guy who was absolutely positive that “Klinton” had had Ron Brown’s plane sabotaged on the basis of a facial expression that Clinton showed in a few frames of the raw satellite feed of the memorial service.

  37. 37.

    AliceBlue

    June 3, 2014 at 1:47 pm

    Even some of the commenters at Kos are all “But, but, but there’s this mountain of evidence that he’s a deserter and maybe was planning to join the Taliban!!!”

    I really should have started drinking first thing this morning.

  38. 38.

    Lurking Canadian

    June 3, 2014 at 1:48 pm

    @dmsilev: not dangerous enough. They’re convinced we’ve got Magneto and Doctor Doom in there. Possibly Galactus.

  39. 39.

    Kristin

    June 3, 2014 at 1:48 pm

    @Suffern ACE: I’ve met Max Cleland, and he is the sweetest person imaginable. Needless to day, I hate Saxby Chambliss.

  40. 40.

    Morzer (0th of His PseudoName and Founder of the Walter Sobchak Peacekeepers)

    June 3, 2014 at 1:48 pm

    @AliceBlue:

    Even some of the commenters at Kos

    I sense a new tagline in the Force.

  41. 41.

    Kristin

    June 3, 2014 at 1:49 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: I mean, they accused them of murdering people. They were pretty bugfuck insane. That said, I still think their Obama hate exceeds their Clinton hate.

  42. 42.

    Belafon

    June 3, 2014 at 1:50 pm

    @AliceBlue: There’s also a diary there that says sometimes it’s best not to read the comments.

  43. 43.

    Raven

    June 3, 2014 at 1:53 pm

    @SFAW: pat lang

  44. 44.

    KG

    June 3, 2014 at 1:53 pm

    guys, guys, guys… you’re forgetting the basic rules of this game. first, you can’t use anything wingnuts have said in the past against them (support for Romneycare or the alternative to Hillarycare that were the same thing as Obamacare doesn’t count, same for deficits mattering when Clinton was in the White House, or that the POW in Afghanistan should be brought home at any cost). second, calling them liars is like calling them child molesters, it is slander per se and the truth is not a defense (because SHUT UP THAT’S WHY). third, anecdotes are sufficient if it proves the wingnuts’ point, data is irrelevant if it disproves the wingnuts’ point. fourth, history starts anew whenever they say it does.

    basically, it’s political Calvinball, only without the tiger (for now).

  45. 45.

    GregB

    June 3, 2014 at 1:53 pm

    This and the draconian carbon rules will the Democratic Party. At least that is what Msnbc was saying earlier. Only a war hero like Ted Cruz can save the Republic.

  46. 46.

    Trollhattan

    June 3, 2014 at 1:53 pm

    O/T, good gawd.

    Two 12-year-old girls in the US state of Wisconsin have been accused of stabbing a classmate in order to please an online fictional character.

    Morgan Geyser and Anissa Weier have been charged with attempted murder and face up to 65 years in prison.

    The unnamed victim was stabbed 19 times on Saturday and left in the woods.

    The girls reportedly planned the crime to demonstrate dedication to Slenderman, a character who appears in stories on the website Creepypasta. The victim, 12, was reportedly found by a cyclist on Saturday after crawling from the woods with stab wounds to her arms, legs and torso. She was said to be in stable condition as of Monday evening, local media reported.

    Both suspects were later found walking near a local highway, and a knife was found in one of the girls’ backpacks, police said.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-27684258

    My daughter is…12.

  47. 47.

    Suffern ACE

    June 3, 2014 at 1:53 pm

    So for those of you keeping score over the last week, we need to fight for the release of a vet who was arrested in Mexico because patriotism, but weren’t supposed to do anything about an actual soldier being held hostage.

  48. 48.

    AliceBlue

    June 3, 2014 at 1:54 pm

    @Belafon:
    Good advice!

  49. 49.

    Bobby Thomson

    June 3, 2014 at 1:55 pm

    @AliceBlue: So the fuck what? Thousands of people comment at the GOS, including people who are right wing and Republicans posing as purity trolls.

  50. 50.

    Raven

    June 3, 2014 at 1:55 pm

    @TerryC: And some of us went to DC and told them to shove their fucking war up their asses.

  51. 51.

    Morzer (0th of His PseudoName and Founder of the Walter Sobchak Peacekeepers)

    June 3, 2014 at 1:56 pm

    @Trollhattan:

    The girls reportedly planned the crime to demonstrate dedication to Slenderman, a character who appears in stories on the website Creepypasta.

    I am almost afraid to ask but… is Slenderman a devotee of blood sacrifice? How does any of this make sense?

  52. 52.

    Villago Delenda Est

    June 3, 2014 at 1:56 pm

    Guys who actually served with Kerry stood by him, in public.

    The utter vermin that are “Swift Boat Vets” attacked from the shadows, as their cowardly, craven lot is inclined to.

  53. 53.

    Frankensteinbeck

    June 3, 2014 at 1:57 pm

    @Kristin:
    They spread whackjob smear theories. There’s a big, big difference between that and trying to default on the debt because they don’t like a law Obama passed, vetoing their own laws again and again, and this beautiful example of painting a freed POW as a traitor because Obama did it. Parroting some damn fool ‘He’s evil, I tell you!’ meme is very easy. Launching primary campaigns against congressmen who used to be considered dangerously extremist because they didn’t destroy the country to spite one black man requires passion. It requires pathology, cutting off your own nose to spite your face. They are worlds apart.

  54. 54.

    Villago Delenda Est

    June 3, 2014 at 1:58 pm

    @Suffern ACE: Well, that guy was arrested on a gun charge. How dare Mexico have any laws that violate the sacred later clauses of the 2nd Amendment?

  55. 55.

    Hunter Gathers

    June 3, 2014 at 1:58 pm

    @Svensker

    : I have been, but I guess a part of me is still naive and thinks there must be SOME decency left inside a few of them.

    Decency requires empathy. Most white people lack empathy for those outside their tribe. Why bother possessing any empathy when expressing said empathy can get you kicked out of your tribe? Being called a racist isn’t the biggest fear white people have. It’s being called a nigger lover.

  56. 56.

    Trollhattan

    June 3, 2014 at 1:58 pm

    @Suffern ACE:

    Hmmm, maybe Sgt Bergdahl’s “crime” was not adequately protecting his gun…er…rifle?

  57. 57.

    chopper

    June 3, 2014 at 1:59 pm

    @Svensker:

    the amazing thing is the dad looks like he’s straight out of duck dynasty.

    ETA: others got there first. fuck you, internet!

  58. 58.

    Culture of Truth

    June 3, 2014 at 1:59 pm

    Remember spitting on nam vets??

    “Shaka, when the walls fell!!”

  59. 59.

    Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name)

    June 3, 2014 at 2:00 pm

    @Trollhattan: Think of Waukesha as the Mos Eisley of Wisconsin.

  60. 60.

    Kay

    June 3, 2014 at 2:01 pm

    @AliceBlue:

    But then what? Where do they go after “treason”, etc.? Leave him there forever? I listened to a military lawyer on the radio and there’s about 20 shades of gray even within any potential charge or punishment. AWOL depends on how long he was gone before he was captured, etc.

    I still don’t know what that has to do with whether to go get him or not. Really, if they want him charged (assuming he did something wrong) don’t we have to go get him?

    I just keep coming back to this brick wall with all these complaints. If they’re mad that the prisoners were released in exchange, if that makes their service less meaningful, well, what the plan there? Hold the prisoners in Cuba forever?

    The soldier stays with the Taliban forever and the prisoners in Cuba stay there forever and then everyone is happy.

  61. 61.

    drkrick

    June 3, 2014 at 2:01 pm

    The last time I looked into this, the only documented case of someone spitting on any Vietnam vets was an aggrieved WWII vet who would show up at the San Francisco airport to abuse returning Vietnam soldiers because they weren’t winning like he did. It was pretty clearly not a common practice outside of some overactive imaginations.

  62. 62.

    AliceBlue

    June 3, 2014 at 2:01 pm

    @Bobby Thomson:
    I know, I know. Why did I even bother?

  63. 63.

    Villago Delenda Est

    June 3, 2014 at 2:02 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: No, they were bugfuck insane then, just as they’re bugfuck insane now.

    Clinton supposedly had people killed, ran a vast illicit cocaine operation out of Mena, Arkansas, made millions on Whitewater (as did Hillary on cattle futures) and so forth.

    The insanity was as intense then as it is now.

  64. 64.

    Trollhattan

    June 3, 2014 at 2:03 pm

    @Morzer (0th of His PseudoName and Founder of the Walter Sobchak Peacekeepers):
    As a typical clueless parent I, naturally, have not heard of this character. Will cautiously ask at dinner whether he ever shows up in Minecraft–kid #1’s prime time-waster.

  65. 65.

    Villago Delenda Est

    June 3, 2014 at 2:03 pm

    @drkrick: The most likely place for a Vietnam vet to be spat upon was an American Legion hall.

  66. 66.

    scav

    June 3, 2014 at 2:03 pm

    @Hunter Gathers: I’m most likely to punch someone if they called me a Mississippi supporter. (Geographic alternatives exist). Listening right now to the passionate and widespead use of voter fraud by the brave defenders of states rights! in the past.
    i’m skipping around a bit in my listening to David Blight.

  67. 67.

    Villago Delenda Est

    June 3, 2014 at 2:04 pm

    @Trollhattan: Weapon. It’s a weapon.

    NEVER call it a gun anywhere within ear shot of a drill sergeant, or you will regret it.

  68. 68.

    Trollhattan

    June 3, 2014 at 2:06 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name):
    Heh. Only the sand is frozen solid most of the year.

  69. 69.

    Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name)

    June 3, 2014 at 2:07 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: It is okay to refer to this a gun.

  70. 70.

    Hunter Gathers

    June 3, 2014 at 2:09 pm

    @Culture of Truth: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

  71. 71.

    Mike in NC

    June 3, 2014 at 2:11 pm

    For clarification, the scum who slandered Kerry called themselves ‘Swift Boat Veterans for The Truth’, even though they were in fact liars.

  72. 72.

    Villago Delenda Est

    June 3, 2014 at 2:13 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name): Well, yes, that and its smaller 155mm and 105mm cousins.

    That are still big honkin’ guns.

    Did I mention I was once the 9th ID DIVARTY signal officer?

  73. 73.

    scav

    June 3, 2014 at 2:13 pm

    ah, quick OT Question in re Civil War ranks as the crowd is likely here. I’m running accross a few apparent Sgt to Pvt demotions (incoming v. outgoing ranks). Is this a hint of anything going wrong or is this sort of churn normal at these lower levels over a three-year period of battling across grumpy fields?

  74. 74.

    Patrick

    June 3, 2014 at 2:14 pm

    @AliceBlue:

    People on the left can be just as dumb as people on the right. The whole “Obama failed to close Gitmo” garbage is evidence of that.

  75. 75.

    Trollhattan

    June 3, 2014 at 2:17 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:
    Everything I know about boot camp I learned from “Full Metal Jacket.” In real life I might could have become “Pyle”; hopefully, would have been one or two rungs above in the pecking order.

  76. 76.

    Belafon

    June 3, 2014 at 2:22 pm

    @Trollhattan: All three of my sons, 19,14,9, all know about Slenderman, and none of them would attempt to do that kind of thing. But, then again, mine also don’t feel a need to have to follow someone else.

  77. 77.

    BGinCHI

    June 3, 2014 at 2:23 pm

    @scav: Where are you seeing these? There could be lots of reasons. North, South, or both?

    One reason could be the early short enlistments (6-9 months) that were chaotic, followed by the longer hitches after 1861.

    Maybe others have more technical knowledge.

  78. 78.

    Ash Can

    June 3, 2014 at 2:23 pm

    The fastest way to turn Tahmooressi from a hero into a gun runner, drug runner and Iranian sleeper agent is for Obama to arrange his release and return. Take it to the bank.

  79. 79.

    eric

    June 3, 2014 at 2:24 pm

    You have to wonder if Obama did not arrange for his capture 5 years ago just so that he had this marvelous get of jail card for when his presidency was collapsing as it is now with the failure of Obamacare and VA controversy. This is right out of the Alinsky Playbook.

  80. 80.

    Trollhattan

    June 3, 2014 at 2:25 pm

    @Ash Can:
    I like the way you think.

  81. 81.

    KG

    June 3, 2014 at 2:25 pm

    @Hunter Gathers: Tembra, his arms wide

  82. 82.

    SFAW

    June 3, 2014 at 2:25 pm

    @Culture of Truth:

    “Shaka, when the walls fell!!”

    Mrs. SFAW’s favorite TNG episode. I keep telling her it’s kinda ridiculous for an entire race/planet to speak only in anagrams palindromes Spoonerisms that manner.

  83. 83.

    Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name)

    June 3, 2014 at 2:26 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    Did I mention I was once the 9th ID DIVARTY signal officer?

    [email protected]scav: I would guess that is was fairly common. During WWII, my grandfather went from E-1 to E-7 down to E-1 and back up to E-6 between 1943 and 1946. Never did get the full story of why he got busted.

  84. 84.

    Culture of Truth

    June 3, 2014 at 2:26 pm

    @Hunter Gathers:
    “Hillary and Vince Foster on the ocean… the left together”

  85. 85.

    Hunter Gathers

    June 3, 2014 at 2:27 pm

    @KG: Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel

  86. 86.

    Sublime33

    June 3, 2014 at 2:27 pm

    I have a hard time believing that spitting on a Vietnam vet was anything but an isolated incident. The common form of contempt was flipping the bird, not spitting. As time goes on, the urban legend is that men in uniform had to run a gauntlet spitting hippies in airports. No reports of getting flipped off, just spitting. Call me skeptical.

  87. 87.

    SFAW

    June 3, 2014 at 2:27 pm

    @eric:

    This.

    Except it’s “Alinksy” in Wingnuttia.

  88. 88.

    Suffern ACE

    June 3, 2014 at 2:27 pm

    @Kay:

    The soldier stays with the Taliban forever and the prisoners in Cuba stay there forever and then everyone is happy.

    Yes. Guantanamo is victory somehow. Guantamo is something that kind of intenally happened that is central to what the war was about and lots of people don’t want to give it up.

  89. 89.

    scav

    June 3, 2014 at 2:27 pm

    @BGinCHI: Three year regiment (62-65) Union, figthing in the western theater and then through GA. As they may have been be-sgted before they ever saw battle and then rearranged later I was assuming no biggie, but I thought I’d ask on a whim.

  90. 90.

    KG

    June 3, 2014 at 2:29 pm

    @SFAW: why? that’s basically how the wingnuts communicate. if they win long term, that’s how we’ll all talk.

  91. 91.

    SFAW

    June 3, 2014 at 2:29 pm

    @Hunter Gathers:

    Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel

    … in the Study with the Candlestick.

  92. 92.

    xenos

    June 3, 2014 at 2:29 pm

    @big ole hound:

    I was spit on while in USN uniform in 1965 in the train station in Providence RI. I punched and broke his nose and while his friends screamed I got on the train and left.

    This is before my time, but was that not the pre-hippy period?

    Not that it relates to your point, which is that some spitting took place. I don’t doubt that. Do you have an idea of who was doing the spitting, and why?

  93. 93.

    scav

    June 3, 2014 at 2:30 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name): Thanks, that sounds extremely yo-yo-ie but the gradations may be finer!

  94. 94.

    BGinCHI

    June 3, 2014 at 2:31 pm

    @scav: Not an easy question to answer. Lots of vagaries there. Could have a look at the Billy Yank and/or Johnny Reb books to see if there is anything in there. Mine are in my office and I can look later if you’d like.

    You could also email the President of Harvard. I bet she’d email you back. I had a question for Eric Foner a few years ago for a project and he got right back to me.

  95. 95.

    Hill Dweller

    June 3, 2014 at 2:32 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: The difference now is the procedural extremism in congress. Since Obama became president, they’ve tried to shut congress down. Even non-controversial nominees for non cabinet level positions are taking months to get approved. The wingnuts have tried to shut down the government and/or default on our debt repeatedly since Jan. 2011.

    For example, Ruth Bader Ginsburg was approved 96-3 for the SC. What do you think would happen if Obama nominated her today? No President since Lincoln has faced this level of obstructionism.

  96. 96.

    The Other Chuck

    June 3, 2014 at 2:32 pm

    @SFAW: I believe the explanation was that their language was so foreign to the universal translator that only the allusions got through. Once you’re talking about universal translators, you kind of have to suspend your disbelief anyway.

  97. 97.

    ranchandsyrup

    June 3, 2014 at 2:32 pm

    i thought this was next level trolling when i first saw it.

  98. 98.

    Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name)

    June 3, 2014 at 2:33 pm

    @scav: My grand father was extremely competent. I think the drop in rank was intended to be temporary punishment for some bad deed and the promotions back up to E-6 came pretty quickly.

  99. 99.

    mouse tolliver

    June 3, 2014 at 2:35 pm

    And as it turns out some of the same people who now want to whack off to a Bowe Bergdahl decapitation video over at LiveLeak supported his release “by any means necessary” as recently as last January.

    Flashback! 1/2014: PJ Media Encourages Readers to Sign Petition to Free Bergdahl “By Any Means Necessary”

  100. 100.

    scav

    June 3, 2014 at 2:35 pm

    @BGinCHI: I think an .edu gets you a bit further than the mere .gmail I can muster, but who knows! Thanks.

  101. 101.

    Mandalay

    June 3, 2014 at 2:37 pm

    @Suffern ACE:

    we need to fight for the release of a vet who was arrested in Mexico because patriotism, but weren’t supposed to do anything about an actual soldier being held hostage.

    Alternatively:
    – Obama failed us and should be impeached because he didn’t rescue diplomats in Libya.
    – Obama failed us and should be impeached because he rescued a soldier in Afghanistan.
    I hope that clarifies the situation.

  102. 102.

    eric

    June 3, 2014 at 2:38 pm

    @mouse tolliver: Unpossible!

  103. 103.

    Mnemosyne

    June 3, 2014 at 2:38 pm

    @mouse tolliver:

    I guess “by any means necessary” means “any means that allow Republicans to take all the credit.”

  104. 104.

    The Other Chuck

    June 3, 2014 at 2:39 pm

    @mouse tolliver: “By any means necessary” really meant “With as much violence as possible”. Namby-pamby things like prisoner exchanges are in fact the complete opposite of what these shitheels want.

  105. 105.

    piratedan

    June 3, 2014 at 2:39 pm

    @eric: that was some very delicious snark there, so well done, all I would have added was that Bergdahl had previously served in Benghazi where he was there to hide Obama’s original Kenyan birth certificate.

  106. 106.

    The Other Chuck

    June 3, 2014 at 2:43 pm

    Please proceed, conservative movement.

  107. 107.

    eric

    June 3, 2014 at 2:44 pm

    @piratedan: except Benghazi was itself a false flag to direct the investigations away from the Fast and the Furious and IRS abuses of power. Free Cuba!

  108. 108.

    sharl

    June 3, 2014 at 2:46 pm

    Like others upthread, I suspect there actually were a few returning Vietnam War vets who were spit upon in the manner fantasized about by wingnuts seeking to preserve their illusions. But most such instances were most likely the product of frustration, time, and rage-inspired fantasizing.

    Kevin Baker wrote about the more general ‘we were stabbed in the back’ phenomenon (Dolchstoßlegende) a few years ago* (its post-WWI origins are discussed here, though I suspect it goes back much further), and Baker in turn referenced Jerry Lembcke’s book The Spitting Image: Myth, Memory, and the Legacy of Vietnam, where this legend of spitting anti-war activists was explained – and if your fevered male imagination invoked young hippie girls doing the alleged spitting, the rage-making was all the more intense apparently.

    *June 2006 HARPERS magazine, available by subscription only (and .pdf only, 10pp).

  109. 109.

    SFAW

    June 3, 2014 at 2:57 pm

    @mouse tolliver:
    The dishonesty (both “general” and intellectual [sic]) exhibited by Bridget Johnson in that exchange was breathtaking.

  110. 110.

    max

    June 3, 2014 at 2:58 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name): I would guess that is was fairly common. During WWII, my grandfather went from E-1 to E-7 down to E-1 and back up to E-6 between 1943 and 1946. Never did get the full story of why he got busted.

    Was he discharged in ’46? Lots and lots of guys who were in the service pre-war (pick a war – Civil War, Spanish-American War, WWI, WWII, Korea) got promoted quickly when the war broke out, and then when it was over got demoted (although usually not to their original rank).

    max
    [‘Otherwise, you’d have more 1st L. running around than privates.’]

  111. 111.

    SFAW

    June 3, 2014 at 2:59 pm

    @piratedan:
    Actually, he was there to “take care of” Amb. Stevens, who was about to release both Osamabama’s Kenyan birth cert, AND the “Whitey” tape.

  112. 112.

    Culture of Truth

    June 3, 2014 at 3:04 pm

    @Mandalay:

    Obama must not use force in Syria
    Obama should use force in Ukraine
    Obama is weak for not using force in Syria
    GOP would not use force in Ukraine

    Repeat as needed. Hope this clarifies.

  113. 113.

    Culture of Truth

    June 3, 2014 at 3:06 pm

    — Obama is reluctant to use force, making America look weak

    — Four dead Americans!!!

    repeat as needed

  114. 114.

    jl

    June 3, 2014 at 3:11 pm

    Over at TPM, I see the Fox News meme of the day is that Bergdahl’s dad looks like a Taliban, because, beard!

    I feel like I am in grade school again, watching old farts fuss about these damn kids tidee, with ther dang long heer, dammitall.
    Well, I guess those people back in the day who used to yell about them damn hippies, and take out on every kid who came after for the next twenty years (yes, I am still bitter about that) are the main Fox News demographic now. So, it figures.

  115. 115.

    Paul in KY

    June 3, 2014 at 3:20 pm

    @Lurking Canadian: I don’t think they could hold Galactus in there. For the record…

  116. 116.

    Ash Can

    June 3, 2014 at 3:23 pm

    @jl: As opposed to the beards on the Duck Dynasty guys, which are totally okay.

  117. 117.

    Brian R.

    June 3, 2014 at 3:26 pm

    Wow, just checked in and the Baseball Cock is still at it.

    He has a thirteen-part chain of tweets that will really educate you about the Truth™ behind the Swift-Boat Veterans Who Totally Didn’t Lie.

    I encourage everyone to read them, or simply smash their frontal lobe with a rock. The results will be the same.

  118. 118.

    Cacti

    June 3, 2014 at 3:28 pm

    Sarah Palin on Bowe Bergdahl prior to yesterday:

    “Todd and I are praying for private first class Bowe Bergdahl, his family, and all of his fellow soldiers who are putting their lives on the line to defend our freedom and protect democracy abroad.”

    -Sarah Palin (2009)

  119. 119.

    max

    June 3, 2014 at 3:33 pm

    @jl: Well, I guess those people back in the day who used to yell about them damn hippies, and take out on every kid who came after for the next twenty years (yes, I am still bitter about that) are the main Fox News demographic now.

    Yup. We gotta stay in ‘Nam not because we were winning but to prove our determination lest the Communists sense an opening and steal all the wimmens and liquor.

    max
    [‘The next sentence would probably be something involving black people and welfare. And communism.’]

  120. 120.

    kindness

    June 3, 2014 at 3:42 pm

    I was around during Vietnam. I’m don’t think of myself as an old but I am an end boomer. During the war those who were against the war and those who supported the war really did physically fight. It wasn’t all that unoften. You’ve seen the old news footage of demonstrations and the fights. That happened, a lot. I have no doubt that sometimes in leading up to those fights ugly things happened from both sides.

    I never spit on any vets I came across or knew. I never fought with them. Most vets coming back from Nam thought Nam was wrong. My cousin married a West Point Cadet at West Point (it was a really nice ceremony & place to get married) who was a gung ho crazy war hawk came back completely disillusioned about the army & the war.

    The right is doing the same things now they did then. Anyone who isn’t on their side is automatically the enemy and traitors. Don’t buy into their trash but don’t discount that fists, words and spit were no doubt used by all sides.

  121. 121.

    Patrick

    June 3, 2014 at 3:44 pm

    @Cacti:

    “Todd and I are praying for private first class Bowe Bergdahl, his family, and all of his fellow soldiers who are putting their lives on the line to defend our freedom and protect democracy abroad.”

    -Sarah Palin (2009)

    Great catch! I wonder if anybody is going to ask her about her hypocrisy. Before yesterday she prayed for Bergdahl. But yesterday after Obama engineered his release, she slandered him as anti-American. I couldn’t think any lower of her as a person. But what in the world will it take for the media to bring it up?

  122. 122.

    Suffern ACE

    June 3, 2014 at 3:44 pm

    @jl: Yep. The hippy haters have been old for at least 40 years now. They may have been born old.

  123. 123.

    jayjaybear

    June 3, 2014 at 3:48 pm

    @Trollhattan: Slender Man at Wikipedia

    Slender Man is largely an internet creation. There’s a genre of online stories/vignettes/textual “found footage” type of fiction that creates creepy monsters in a kind of X Files way. Creepypasta and SCP Foundation are two sites that collect this kind of thing. SCP is almost a Warehouse 13 type of site…purporting to be an organization whose purpose is to contain the objects/beings that are described and protect humanity from them.

    They’re both kind of fun in a squirmy way, as long as the person reading doesn’t have something wrong upstairs already.

  124. 124.

    D58826

    June 3, 2014 at 4:15 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Jesse Helms told Clinton to stay away from Fort Bragg because he would be assassinated. There were lists kept of all the people the Clintons killed, even thought it looked like the simply copied the obits from the Little Rock rag. What was missing is the 24 hour talk cycle/faux news and the internet.

  125. 125.

    Mnemosyne

    June 3, 2014 at 4:26 pm

    @D58826:

    What was missing is the 24 hour talk cycle/faux news and the internet.

    Ironically, though, I think the internet is what has managed to prevent the conspiracy theories from really spinning out of control like they did in the Clinton years. It’s much easier to debunk things right away than when everything was being published in right-wing rags and had to be debunked in print. Now you can link your crazy uncle and his entire email list to the Snopes.com article that shows he’s wrong, and even if your uncle keeps emailing you, at least a few of the people on his email list may get the truth.

  126. 126.

    EriktheRed

    June 3, 2014 at 4:30 pm

    @SFAW: pretty soon they’re going to bring back “Al Gore is fat”, too.

  127. 127.

    liberal

    June 3, 2014 at 4:34 pm

    @xenos:
    It’s before my time, but my reading of history is that mass resistance to the war didn’t really start until 1968 or so.

  128. 128.

    RaflW

    June 3, 2014 at 4:37 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: The insanity was as intense then as it is now.

    I think this is largely true, but what has changed is blogs, Twitter, 24/7 Foxrage, etc.

  129. 129.

    catclub

    June 3, 2014 at 4:44 pm

    @Hill Dweller:

    No President since Lincoln has faced this level of obstructionism.

    Once the southern democrats decamped for the war, Lincoln faced almost zero opposition.
    Lots of good things -like landgrant colleges and railroads, were passed.

  130. 130.

    RaflW

    June 3, 2014 at 4:49 pm

    @Mike in NC: ‘Swift Boat Veterans for Republican Hegemony’ didn’t have quite the same ring to it.

  131. 131.

    Villago Delenda Est

    June 3, 2014 at 4:51 pm

    @RaflW: The internet is a lot more “organized”, if you will, than it was in the ’90s. Blogs make it easier to fight the sort of shit that was propagated on USENET back then. The Clinton hate was all over the place at sewers like Free Republic, which was a chat board much like it is today, but the sane have tools available to fight the insanity.

  132. 132.

    Omnes Omnibus (the first of his name)

    June 3, 2014 at 5:00 pm

    @max: Yeah, discharged in early ’46.

  133. 133.

    TG Chicago

    June 3, 2014 at 5:34 pm

    Here’s a twitter conversation I had with @baseballcrank a few months ago:

    Jonah Goldberg: You know, I’m kinda amazed feminists haven’t complained about the clearly phallocentric male nature of the “Oscar” award itself.

    Dan McLaughlin: I’m pretty sure they have. Also everything else.

    TG Chicago: LOL feminazis are so stupid! But it’s the Democrats who wage a war on women, amirite?

    DM: So, if I disagree with some men, I am at war with all men? [TG: impressive how he anticipated the stupid #NotAllMen thing by a few months]

    TG: You just said that anybody who fights for equal rights for women is a constant complainer.

    DM: I deny your privilege to use your personal definition of the word “feminists” to mean something other than its common meaning.

    TG: adjective 1. advocating social, political, legal, and economic rights for women equal to those of men.
    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/feminist?s=t&path=/ …

    TG (again): Typical conservative. Thinks the world ends at the edge of the rightwing bubble even when actual facts are outside.

    DM: So: Sarah Palin is a feminist, correct?

    TG: Example?

    DM: Hahaha, I knew you’d balk at defining the term to include dissenters from left-wing orthodoxy.

    TG: All I did was ask for an example of her advocating for equal rights for women. You seem unable to prove it.

    I asked again the next day and he still didn’t respond. Yet I imagine he still doesn’t understand what it means to be a “feminist”, even when it has been spelled out for him.

    Even having seen it for so long, it’s still stunning to me to see people whose minds are so impervious to facts.

  134. 134.

    Villago Delenda Est

    June 3, 2014 at 5:42 pm

    @TG Chicago: Jeeze. The stupid. It burns!

  135. 135.

    Howard Beale IV

    June 3, 2014 at 9:05 pm

    @Culture of Truth: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

  136. 136.

    Ex Regis

    June 4, 2014 at 12:46 pm

    @big ole hound: You’re probably relating a false memory that may have started as an exaggeration to show how uncaring the American public was and the story became true as the “memory” was recalled and recreated each time. You might say, I know what happened to me. But many studies have shown that just the suggestion of a story is enough to create false memories — the most famous one is of people remembering being lost in a mall as a kid (with those people proving all sorts of details) when the experimenter made the whole thing up.

    One reporter, whose name escapes me, investigated every report of a spitting he could find and found exactly one claimant, whose veracity he seriously doubted when the reporter could find none of the corroboration the claimant provided. The reporter wrote a book about it, widely reviewed at the time. I’m 71 and never read a single account of any spitting during the many years soldiers came home. But the that’s MY memory, which could be faulty.

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