Biden, on his way to Vegas. pic.twitter.com/FBk8XbrvAZ
— Bob Schooley (@Rschooley) October 13, 2015
If you think about it @CNN DOESN'T NEED AN ACTUAL BIDEN. They could program a holographic Biden with pre-existing statements for debate.
— Daniel Drezner (@dandrezner) October 13, 2015
realbtl
1st picture- Dick Shawn in Madx4 World FTW.
trollhattan
Thank gawd and/or the bloghosts and/or his paymasters BiP isn’t around for the Dutch findings on MH117. Who will now tell us it’s all the CIA’s doing?
Another day, another 298 murders. Bidnez as usual.
Brachiator
Marlon James wins the Man Booker Prize
http://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/oct/13/marlon-james-wins-the-man-booker-prize-2015
A unanimous decision
Ve’y nice
Baud
Where have you gone, Joe Bideneo?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
Woo hoo hoo.
NotMax
@trolhattan
Too late, he showed up to fellate Putin in the morning thread. Sans the iP part of BiP.
Roger Moore
@trollhattan:
Russia Today, same as always. The Russians are already claiming that the evidence shows the missile was fired from Ukrainian-held territory, the missile version was an old one only still used by the Ukrainians, etc. They’re throwing up enough of a smokescreen that anyone who wants can still use it to avoid having to see the truth.
ThresherK (GPad)
I am calling our local Public radio station tomorrow, on the air, asking them to not cover anything Joe Lieberman says, until he dies. Their coverage of the weakest faux Democrat to appear with Trump was way too gentle and forgetful.
CT’s WNPR is usually a cut above the mothership on things like this.
Kay
@ThresherK (GPad):
Please say exactly that. I love that.
Omnes Omnibus
@trollhattan: Nope. He’s back.
Cervantes
@ThresherK (GPad):
If you like, you can tell them from me that they can skip the eulogies as well.
Schlemazel
@Cervantes:
NO! They have to have a fitting eulogy. I strongly endorse Zell Miller to give said talk, it’s the least Joe deserves.
Mnemosyne (iPhone)
Somebody in one of the threads below said Crazy Uncle Joe should show up with a six-pack. That would be pretty awesome.
Villago Delenda Est
CNN is such a worthless infotainment joke.
If Ted Turner were dead, he’d be rolling over in his grave.
srv
At least there will be something interesting on tonight:
beltane
@Schlemazel: But what did we do to deserve being made to listen to a Zell Miller eulogy of Holy Joe Lieberman?
dmsilev
@beltane: I’m not sure, but just to be safe, let’s blame Obama.
Cacti
@srv:
You mean your hero will be imitating Bernie Sanders?
Laughing at you, not with you.
Heliopause
In 1968 some major candidates didn’t announce until March-April of that year. Those were the days, my friends.
Tenar Darell
Very Bostonian: My late lunch with my father was 2 slices of Pino’s Pizza and a diet soda. And now I’m home, sitting on the porch drinking a beer. (Because, c’mon, it’s frickin balmy).
Also, any more exhibits or gallery shows I should check out on my trip to NYC in November? /grammar
SFAW
@NotMax:
So you’re saying he can see Putin’s schlange from his back porch?
SFAW
@Villago Delenda Est:
As Hysterium would say, “This will kill him.”
Another Holocene Human
@Baud: Nailed it.
SFAW
Since you all are such a humorless, joyless bunch:
Let’s go, Mets!
Steven Matz, 24, from Stony Brook, Long Island, on the mound against Clayton Kershaw. Kershaw may be a first-ballot guy, but I hope he continues his post-season string of “successes,” especially in games where the Dodgers face elimination.
ThresherK
Hey, a home team clinches a playoff series at that park on Waveland for the first time since the ChiFeds!
SFAW
@ThresherK:
Is that like the ChiComs?
Gravenstone
Onward to the NLCS!
Gravenstone
@SFAW: Aw, Kershaw is okay in the post season – for the first six innings.
Baud
@Gravenstone:
Hope they go all the way.
benw
@SFAW: Let’s go, Long Island Mets!
SFAW
@Baud:
You better mean the Mets. If not, I may need to re-think my support of you, buddy.
SFAW
@benw:
Thank FSM they haven’t moved to the Meadowlands (or whatever it’s called these days).
ThresherK
@SFAW: I actually don’t know who the ChiComs are.
(ETA: I just looked it up. This is the kind of lowbrow humor I come to this site for, and you did not disappoint!)
The Chicago Whales, from the Federal League, won the league title in what was then called Weeghman Park, back in the 19-teens. Before selling merch and hiring design companies to make nicknames were all the rage, “Feds” was a popular suffix for a sportswriter to give to any team in the league: BuffFeds, ChiFeds, BrookFeds, etc.
Baud
@SFAW:
I’m not invested in any team. But I gotta go with ending the 100+ year drought. Trump appreciates your vote.
Steeplejack
I hope the Cubs go all the way. This postseason has been pretty bland for me, as far as rooting interest goes—I’m still enjoying the good games, though—and I thought the Cubs would get creamed by the Cardinals. But now that they’ve taken out the National League’s boring, non-obnoxious version of the Yankees I’m kind of liking their plucky underdog chances.
NotMax
@Tenar Darell
Almost goes without saying, but the old reliable Metropolitan and the Museum of Natural History are always there.
The new home of the Whitney is supposed to be worth the trip, also too.
If it’s up your alley, the Transit Museum is fun – albeit out in Brooklyn. But there is a smaller annex to it inside Grand Central Terminal.
Couple of off the beaten track places are the Society of Illustrators and the Museum of Mathematics.
Also in Brooklyn, and much more outré, is the Morbid Anatomy Museum.
benw
@SFAW: Nope, still on the Island, right about where the Valley of Ashes used to be, and the looming eyes of Dr. T. J. Eckleburg!
Don K
@realbtl:
I’m comin to get ya momma!
catclub
@Steeplejack: The announcers mentioned that winning 100 games is NOT the road to world series glory. rather, it seems to be a curse the past 30 years.
ThresherK
@NotMax: I second the SofI. Next time, the Museum of Mathematics (for me, not my wife).
If you have some time, I recommend the Dahesh Museum.
raven
@ThresherK: Flimsy AK’s
Don K
@Heliopause:
Yeah i’ve thought about that too. IIRC RFK didn’t get into the race until after Wisconsin, and his California win, along with his ability to appeal to the white ethnic machine pols of the day, would have made him a factor in Chicago in a way McCarthy and McGovern simply couldn’t be (Yes, McC was Irish Catholic, but he sounded as WASPy as McG, and there was no way Daley, Tate, et. al., could have accepted him as the nominee, whereas I believe had RFK lived they would have accepted him.).
Don K
@SFAW:
AFTHOTWTTF FTW!! Funniest musical ever!
Steeplejack
@catclub:
That was the curse of my Atlanta Braves in the ’90s and early ’00s. Not that they won a hundred games a season, but Bobby Cox was the ultimate long-season manager, not so good in short series.
Omnes Omnibus
@Don K: McGovern’s dad was a Methodist minister.
Mnemosyne (iPhone)
@Gravenstone:
I am deliberately ignoring the Cubs until they manage to get past the same spot they were in when they broke my heart in 1984. Until then, bupkis from me.
Steeplejack
@Mnemosyne (iPhone):
I’m hoping that at least all the fans know not to screw with a fly ball at the edge of the stands.
Mnemosyne (iPhone)
@Steeplejack:
These are apparently a few years old, but I missed them the first time — Nick Heffernan representing Cubs fans and Craig Robinson representing Sox fans (yes, they’re both Chicagoland natives):
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RnqdImHy3cw
I like the first one best because Robinson goes that one step too far in his north side vs south side partisanship and has to tacitly admit it.
Roger Moore
@ThresherK:
The Whales- know your Federal League team names- didn’t win a playoff series there; they won the pennant, but the FL didn’t have any post-season series.
HinTN
@NotMax:
https://balloon-juice.com/2015/10/13/open-thread-the-man-who-isnt-there/#comment-5515537
The Hayden Planetarium at the Museum of Natural History. They have “The Big Bang” narrated by Maya Angelou followed by walking down the ramp of time from then to now. Also around the equator of the sphere, which is mounted in a huge glass cube, is an exhibit on the size of things in the universe. Each item in front of you is referenced in size till the sphere. Plus it’s on the West Side and you can go to Zabar’s fit lunch.
Steeplejack (phone)
@Mnemosyne (iPhone):
Those are funny. And, yeah, pizza comment over the line.
Pinksnapdragon
@trollhattan: He was in an earlier thread today, going by “bob” instead of the old nym, saying just what you’d expect him to say.
Tenar Darell
@NotMax: The Whitney, d’oh! I forgot that the new building was finished. Definitely will visit that.
hilts
@Tenar Darell:
In addition to the other recommendations in this thread, you should consider the Brooklyn Museum, the Queens Museum, and the New York Hall of Science.
Also check out the official guide to NY at http://www.nycgo.com
Don K
@Omnes Omnibus:
Right. The man just oozed middle-class Protestantism. I was referring to McCarthy as being an Irish Catholic who didn’t have the ethnic chops to appeal to the working-class Catholics who ran the machines in, e.g., Chicago, Philly, Pittsburgh.