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Holiday Greetings Part Two

by John Cole|  December 23, 20155:23 pm| 84 Comments

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In addition to what Betty said, I think what pisses me off the most about this whole war on Christmas thing is that I dunno if this is already incorporated into atheist already, but I am a LAZY atheist. What I mean by that is I don’t think about God. Because I don’t think he/she/it exists. Unlike Dawkins and others, I also don’t think it’s my fucking job to prove to believers that God doesn’t exist. I just am happy not dealing with the whole damned mess.

Which explains why I get so pissed off when the Talibangelicals and jeebus freaks drag me into their bullshit when they start trying to run the country in accordance to their religious beliefs, or start bashing on gay people or telling women what to do with their bodies or trashing whomever they have chosen to be the target for their special brand of love this week. So when they drag me into this whole Happy Holidays/ Merry Christmas bullshit, they’re demanding that I fucking do something one way or another, and it pisses me off. For me, “season greetings/happy holiday/happy hannukah/merry christmas” is fundamentally no different than “hola/have a nice day/take it easy” or some other standard greeting. It’s just a meaningless pleasantry we’ve become accustomed to saying. So when someone demands I say Merry Christmas it’s as stupid as someone demanding I say “Have a nice day” instead of “take care.”

It’s just stupidity and a pain in my ass. It’s just wingnuts finding some other way to put us at each other’s throats, and in addition to that, it’s someone I don’t know or care about forcing me to have to think or do something about something I don’t want to think or do anything about.

I just want to be left the alone. I’m a conscientious objector in the War on Christmas.

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  1. 1.

    debbie

    December 23, 2015 at 5:25 pm

    The only good kind of Sharia is Christian Sharia.

  2. 2.

    SatanicPanic

    December 23, 2015 at 5:29 pm

    I’m with you. I am an atheist because I couldn’t care less about the question of god. But I’ll say Merry Christmas, because I like the holiday damn it. Why did this have to become a thing to argue about?

  3. 3.

    Mnemosyne

    December 23, 2015 at 5:30 pm

    I do sometimes wonder how poor Andy Williams feels, what with being the original Happy Holidays guy and all. Will Fox News have a ritual burning of his albums at some point?

    (Honestly, I don’t even know if he’s still alive, and I’m too lazy to check.)

  4. 4.

    Mike J

    December 23, 2015 at 5:32 pm

    Just back from the Wine store where the checker pleased me by saying “have a nice day” instead of “merry chrimbo”.

  5. 5.

    Mnemosyne

    December 23, 2015 at 5:34 pm

    Also, too, dare we mention that it often seems like the people who get most bent out of shape over hearing “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” are the ones who haven’t darkened the door of a church in decades, if ever?

  6. 6.

    Just One More Canuck

    December 23, 2015 at 5:34 pm

    Every post from Cole has the tag “Old Man Yells At Clouds”

  7. 7.

    jl

    December 23, 2015 at 5:34 pm

    The repeated lack of Arbor Day greetings on this blog clearly shows it is anti-environment, and obvs a Koch Brothers front. It does not lift its limp dick to protest the War on Arbor Day.

    Hell, back in my day, Arbor Day was a real thing in my grammar school. I remember we planted a tree one year, and then watched it die despite various Best Efforts. But no one cares anymore.

    Just to bug Cole, I might get my ass over to Bethany or whatever dinky holler the guy hangs out in, get a megaphone and drive around shouting Ho Ho Merrrrrryyy Christmans!! The thing is only three or four square blocks, so that will surely bug the old recluse more than enough.

  8. 8.

    Germy

    December 23, 2015 at 5:34 pm

    “Happy Crimble!” (the beatles)

    At one time, it was appropriate to feature dead birds on xmas cards

    “The Victorians had some really strange ideas about what served as an appropriate Christmas greeting,” says Bo Wreden, who recently organized an exhibition of holiday cards for the Book Club of California. “They liked to send out cards with dead birds on them, robins in particular, which related to ancient customs and legends. There’s a famous quotation from the Venerable Bede about a sparrow flying through the hall of a castle while the nobility is celebrating Christmas: The moment from when it enters until it flies out is very brief, a metaphor for how quickly our lives pass.” Apparently, killing a wren or robin was once a good-luck ritual performed in late December, and during the late 19th century, cards featuring the bodies of these birds were sent to offer good luck in the New Year.

  9. 9.

    jl

    December 23, 2015 at 5:36 pm

    @Just One More Canuck: I don’t know why that lunatic is allowed to post on the very respected and influential Mayhew/Silverman health care policy / national security blog.

  10. 10.

    SatanicPanic

    December 23, 2015 at 5:37 pm

    @Mnemosyne: maybe, but if they lied to me about it it’s not like I’m going to go to church myself to find out

  11. 11.

    jl

    December 23, 2015 at 5:38 pm

    @Germy: Thaks for info. We should bring that back. That will get the nine-year olds who are into gross stuff, Goths and Ozzy fans into the Christmas Spirit.

    I wonder why the Xtianists have not picked up on it.

  12. 12.

    WereBear

    December 23, 2015 at 5:38 pm

    @Germy: The Victorians were really weird about a LOT of things.

  13. 13.

    Keith G

    December 23, 2015 at 5:41 pm

    I am giving YouTube Red’s 30 day free trial a go. I really can’t see how it will add irreplaceable value to my media life, but I have 29 days to find out.

  14. 14.

    Amir Khalid

    December 23, 2015 at 5:42 pm

    I like your attitude to Christmas better than I do the Sultan of Brunei’s. I’m kind of glad that 52 years ago, they decided not to become Malaysia’s 15th state.

    @Mnemosyne:
    Here you go: Andy Williams passed away in 2012.

  15. 15.

    MomSense

    December 23, 2015 at 5:45 pm

    I’m going to spend about 6 hours in the car driving to see family and then 6 hours in the car the next day driving home. At least the dog doesn’t barf in the car anymore. She just droooooools.

    I’m so tired of scurrying all around that I am wishing I could just stay home, curl up on the couch, drink tea, and watch movies. Oh well. I will see my new grand nephew and get my baby fix so that should be nice.

  16. 16.

    ShadeTail

    December 23, 2015 at 5:47 pm

    There sure has been a lot of old man cloud yelling lately.

  17. 17.

    Baud

    December 23, 2015 at 5:47 pm

    someone demanding I say “Have a nice day” instead of “take care.”

    What kind of monster says “take care”?

  18. 18.

    Mnemosyne

    December 23, 2015 at 5:47 pm

    @WereBear:

    G has become a little obsessed with watching episodes of the British comedy quiz show “QI,” and one item they had on there yesterday was that, back in Victorian times, they would basically have mothers dress up as furniture so they could hold their babies steady during the needed exposure time to take a photograph.

    So if you ever see a Victorian photograph of a baby or toddler sitting next to what appears to be a piece of furniture covered with a rug or drapery, it’s probably Mom.

    ETA: The Google search would be “Victorian hidden mothers.”

  19. 19.

    schrodinger's cat

    December 23, 2015 at 5:50 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Fuck the Victorians, especially the god bothering busy bodies who went to India to “civilize” it.

  20. 20.

    Mike in NC

    December 23, 2015 at 5:56 pm

    I admire how the owner of Grumpy Cat has made a fortune off that hairball in the past few years. Our spoiled little critters are takers, not makers. We got in at midnight last night from Frankfurt and it was all “So where the hell have you been?”.

  21. 21.

    terben

    December 23, 2015 at 5:57 pm

    Today is the day for the Airing of Grievances. Happy Festivus!

  22. 22.

    pat

    December 23, 2015 at 5:57 pm

    Sorry I don’t know how to link, but Digby has the link about a British Muslim family that was on its way to visit Disneyland and relatives in California and were stopped at the airport by US officials. Escorted out of the airport after returning the stuff they bought at duty-free, out the 9000# for the plane tickets.

    Disgusting, to borrow one of tRump’s favorite words.

    eta: original story in the Guardian

  23. 23.

    pat

    December 23, 2015 at 5:59 pm

    Huh? Moderation?

  24. 24.

    Baud

    December 23, 2015 at 5:59 pm

    @pat: Did you say Merry Christmas?

  25. 25.

    pat

    December 23, 2015 at 6:00 pm

    @Baud:
    oh crap I forgot.

  26. 26.

    schrodinger's cat

    December 23, 2015 at 6:05 pm

    Not exactly grievances but questions, I has them

  27. 27.

    schrodinger's cat

    December 23, 2015 at 6:07 pm

    @terben: Isn’t every day Festivus around here?

  28. 28.

    Pogonip

    December 23, 2015 at 6:08 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: Yeah, the bastards made them stop burning widows alive. Quelle horreur!

  29. 29.

    JPL

    December 23, 2015 at 6:08 pm

    @pat: I was checking out at a major supermarket that’s headquartered in FL, so probably the one Betty mentioned. The clerk checked me out and said Happy Holidays, oh I mean Merry Christmas and then, at that point she said whatever…

  30. 30.

    Keith G

    December 23, 2015 at 6:09 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    I do sometimes wonder how poor Andy Williams feels, what with being the original Happy Holidays guy and all. Will Fox News have a ritual burning of his albums at some point?

    FOX would build a statue to the long time hardcore Republican.

    I try to separate the person from their art, but jeez he made it hard. I heard an interview where Mr Moon River lectured that Obama followed Marxism and wanted the US to fail, I lost it.

    Once he croaked, I felt I could return to hearing his Christmas music ( that was so enmeshed in my youth) once again.

  31. 31.

    Pogonip

    December 23, 2015 at 6:09 pm

    @Just One More Canuck: With good reason.

    Merry Christmas, Cole! :P

  32. 32.

    Elizabelle

    December 23, 2015 at 6:09 pm

    NBC at eight tonight (Eastern): How the Grinch stole Christmas, the 1966 cartoon version. With Boris Karloff.

    Secular enough. Whoville awaits.

  33. 33.

    pat

    December 23, 2015 at 6:10 pm

    Speaking of Christmas let me say that if you are two old folks battling bronchitis so bad that you can’t sleep in the same room because of the coughing and you have an old cat and you don’t know what to do with her when you go away for several weeks next February and you don’t know if she will survive at the cat boarding establishment without her daily sub-Q infusions of lactated ringers and your normal winter has not put in an appearance and you hate having to do something “special” for Christmas even though you won’t see any family (no kids) or friends and you are wondering why you have to cook a duck on Friday and can’t just throw a pizza in the oven….And you don’t need ANYTHING so you won’t even have something to open (have not finished the books bought last Christmas)

    Bah humbug.

    oh, and Merry Christmas, just to piss off the purists. Ha.

  34. 34.

    FlyingToaster

    December 23, 2015 at 6:13 pm

    I managed to befuddle a clerk at Party City a few weeks ago. I went in to grab a couple of dreidels (because WarriorGirl took all of hers to school) and the girl was like, “uh, I guess I can’t wish you Merry Christmas.” And I’m like “honey, I don’t care; my husband isn’t Jewish and I go to my sister-in-law’s for Christmas. Have a good holiday!” and I just blew the hell out of the store.

    Fortunately, I’m 1500 miles from the morons I grew up among, so I’m not having to deal with their brand of supreme hypocrisy Xtianist crazy.

  35. 35.

    Pogonip

    December 23, 2015 at 6:16 pm

    @pat: Merry Christmas (do I hear teeth grinding in Florida?) and get well soon!

    The readers here are such contrarians that most of them will run out tonight just so they can say ” Merry Christmas” to somebody, and I myself am feeling increasingly strong urges to start whining about Jeebus.

    Well, at least I’m in the right place for it.

  36. 36.

    Pogonip

    December 23, 2015 at 6:18 pm

    @Elizabelle: One of my favorites! If I remember right the guy who sang the Grinch song was also the voice of Tony the Tiger.

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    schrodinger's cat

    December 23, 2015 at 6:19 pm

    @Pogonip: Won’t you also give them credit for getting rid of thuggee? Victorian administration created famines were a wonderful gift to the heathens too.

    Sati is indefensible, however, it does not justify the whole scale devastation and looting of India brought about by the “benevolent” British rule.

  38. 38.

    schrodinger's cat

    December 23, 2015 at 6:22 pm

    @Pogonip: Won’t you also give them credit for getting rid of thuggee? Victorian administration created famines were a wonderful gift to the heathens too.

    Sati is indefensible, however, it does not justify the whole scale devastation and looting of India brought about by the “benevolent” British rule.

    ETA: The ghost of William Bentick is holding my comment in moderation, so please delete if the first comment appears.

  39. 39.

    pat

    December 23, 2015 at 6:23 pm

    I have been saying Merry Christmas to the Salvation Army bell ringers and sales people here and there. No skin off my nose if I don’t believe a word of it.

  40. 40.

    Roger Moore

    December 23, 2015 at 6:23 pm

    So when they drag me into this whole Happy Holidays/ Merry Christmas bullshit, they’re demanding that I fucking do something one way or another, and it pisses me off.

    That’s exactly the point. They want to turn Christmas from a celebration of Christ’s birth into a fight over who is going to control society- and then blame everyone else for being divisive.

  41. 41.

    lamh36

    December 23, 2015 at 6:29 pm

    Merry Christmas from NOLA!

    Louis Armstrong, Christmas in New Orleans

  42. 42.

    Elizabelle

    December 23, 2015 at 6:29 pm

    @pat: A cool thing about Salvation Army bell ringers in Manhattan:

    They were dancing energetically to pop music when I was up there. Sometimes 2-3 of them at a time. None of that standing around, swinging a bell impassively.

    Has got to result in more $$$. Worked for me.

  43. 43.

    Elizabelle

    December 23, 2015 at 6:31 pm

    @Pogonip: You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

  44. 44.

    east is east

    December 23, 2015 at 6:34 pm

    What is infuriating about this is that a 30 year math teacher in Bangor, Maine was ordered by the principal to take her Hello Kitty purple Christmas tree down. Public sentiment forced the principal to reinstall the tree. This kind of bullshit gives liberals a bad name and makes us look stupid and petty.

  45. 45.

    Baud

    December 23, 2015 at 6:38 pm

    @east is east: Liberals are human and will do dumb things. But we do about 5000% fewer dumb things than conservatives. We’re not going to advance the ball much if we cringe in fear every time someone does something stupid.

  46. 46.

    schrodinger's cat

    December 23, 2015 at 6:39 pm

    @Pogonip: Also to be historically accurate, William Bentick who is credited with the enforcement against Sati returned to England before Victoria was crowned.

    It was Raja Ram Mohan Roy, an Indian from Bengal who was one of the leading social reformers who lead the anti-Sati agitation and prompted action by Bentick who was the then Governor General of Bengal.

  47. 47.

    Pogonip

    December 23, 2015 at 6:58 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: Actually I was being flippant, not defending the Brits. Sorry!

  48. 48.

    Pogonip

    December 23, 2015 at 7:01 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: That’s interesting. Knew about Bentick but not the other guy.

  49. 49.

    Pogonip

    December 23, 2015 at 7:03 pm

    @east is east: Well, not all liberals are jerks. I would even say most are not jerks. But in any group the jerks get noticed. Twas ever thus.

  50. 50.

    Tones

    December 23, 2015 at 7:27 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:
    And were shocked to find out that they themselves were indeed the “Savages” -they never forgave India for that, and to this day won’t give credit where credit is due per mathematics, astronomy, etc.,.

  51. 51.

    magurakurin

    December 23, 2015 at 7:28 pm

    @SatanicPanic:

    Why did this have to become a thing to argue about?

    Because Bill O’Reilly needed a ratings boost a bunch of years ago.

    I remember the phrase “happy holidays” from as far back as I can remember, which stretches back to about 1967 or so. We wrote Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Holidays and Season’s Greetings on our Christmas cards that we made in elementary school back in the 2nd or 3rd grade. I always had thought it just meant Christmas and New Years when you said Happy Holidays or Season’s Greetings. Kwanzaa was literally just being born and I really don’t think there was a super huge amount of sensitivity toward the Jewish kids in the class considering the Cartmans of the class used to throw a penny on the ground “to see if the Jew would pick it up.” I remember not knowing what a “jew” actually was, but I was pretty sure I wasn’t one, but I would definitely pick up the penny, so I was way confused. One can only imagine what bigoted assholes those kids parents were. Those kids were assholes, too. I hated those fuckers…rambling…rambling….

    You can find really old Christmas cards with the phrases Happy Holidays and Season’s Greetings…19th century old. And the most fucked up thing of all about the War on Christmas is the fact that the actual original Christians to set up shop here, the Puritans, banned any sort of festive Christmas celebrations. Of course they probably did have a point about the pagan symbols embedded in the Christmas Tree itself…it’s all so confusing.

    I say Merry Christmas though. Why not? But if someone took a definite aggressive stance with their Merry Christmas, I’d probably say something fucked up to them and start a fight. Because I’m originally from Philadelphia.

  52. 52.

    east is east

    December 23, 2015 at 7:30 pm

    @Baud: You are right, but it’s frustrating. Fox news is just waiting to exploit this kind of stuff and anyway it’s just harmless. I’m an atheist liberal who grew up in an atheist liberal household and we had a Christmas tree every year and sung Jesus songs. It’s freaking secular at this point. Just depressed about the whole matter.

  53. 53.

    WaterGirl

    December 23, 2015 at 7:34 pm

    @jl: Can someone fill me in on what I missed? I keep seeing those phrases in comments, so there is obviously an in joke there somewhere.

    I would be most grateful to be in the know.

  54. 54.

    Germy

    December 23, 2015 at 7:43 pm

    xmas in jail
    Also, I’m spending new year’s eve in the clink.

  55. 55.

    NotMax

    December 23, 2015 at 7:45 pm

    No secret that religion and NorMax reside on entirely different poles, but have taken to responding to the Xmas purists with an enthusiastic “Aleikum salaam” – just because.

    @Mnemosyne

    Lurve QI. And it is easy to get the bug to binge watch it. Here’s this year’s Christmastime episode.

  56. 56.

    Villago Delenda Est

    December 23, 2015 at 7:46 pm

    @Roger Moore: Axial tilt is the reason for the season.

  57. 57.

    a different chris

    December 23, 2015 at 7:51 pm

    @Roger Moore: Stop being divisive by pointing that out. Don’t you know that’s why liberals will never win another election ever?

  58. 58.

    magurakurin

    December 23, 2015 at 7:52 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    Axial tilt is the reason for the season.

    That’s a very northern hemisphere temperate zonalcentric point of view. What about our brothers and sisters in the Southern Hemisphere? And what about the Equatorial regions…oh the injustice of it.

  59. 59.

    magurakurin

    December 23, 2015 at 7:53 pm

    @NotMax:

    but have taken to responding to the Xmas purists with an enthusiastic “Aleikum salaam” – just because.

    No Disneyland for you.

  60. 60.

    Pogonip

    December 23, 2015 at 7:54 pm

    @magurakurin: Around here Kwanza seems to have gone out of style. Probably because it was poorly timed. After a woman has spent 6 weeks cooking, cleaning, decorating, shopping, wrapping, and entertaining, the LAST thing she’d probably want is to add another week onto her sentence. Kwanza fans might want to move it to August, a generally boring month, at least in these parts, and take a crack at popularizing it again.

  61. 61.

    gelfling545

    December 23, 2015 at 7:55 pm

    @Elizabelle: Perhaps we could switch to the Whos’ holiday greeting. Fahoo Fores; Dahoo Dores, everybody!

  62. 62.

    magurakurin

    December 23, 2015 at 7:56 pm

    @Pogonip: Or maybe June, no holidays in June. And it’s a pretty good month weather wise. Oh well, it sucks in East Asia, but it’s pretty good elsewhere.

  63. 63.

    Pogonip

    December 23, 2015 at 8:01 pm

    @a different chris: OK, you’ve convinced me. Democrats should make every effort to trash the majority’s religious beliefs, and for that matter, if time permits, all the minority religions too. It’ll really and truly work this time! I have faith!

    Oops.

  64. 64.

    Pogonip

    December 23, 2015 at 8:05 pm

    @gelfling545: Won’t work; somebody would just add “welcome Christmas, Christmas Day” and we’d have another first-world trauma on our hands.

  65. 65.

    Pogonip

    December 23, 2015 at 8:07 pm

    @magurakurin: But in the U. S., in June, there will usually be at least one wedding or graduation. Whereas August has nothing to break the monotony.

  66. 66.

    NotMax

    December 23, 2015 at 8:11 pm

    @magurakurin

    Father’s Day, Flag Day, Juneteenth.

  67. 67.

    magurakurin

    December 23, 2015 at 8:16 pm

    Juneteenth might be a good fit with Kwanza, though. But I guess August really is the month with no holidays. Just school vacation. A good month for kids, adults not so much.

  68. 68.

    schrodinger's cat

    December 23, 2015 at 8:16 pm

    @Pogonip: Don’t worry about it. I am sorry too, to come down on you like a ton of bricks.

    Since this summer, I have immersed myself in the history of British India, trying to answer how the British came to dominate the sub-continent. The more I find out the more it pisses me off.

  69. 69.

    Ken

    December 23, 2015 at 8:20 pm

    John,
    Have a nice day, or not, whatever.. From one Lazy Happy Atheist to another.. :)
    Ken

  70. 70.

    NotMax

    December 23, 2015 at 8:23 pm

    @magurakjurin

    Locally, Hawaii Admissions Day is celebrated as a state holiday. (.pdf file of HI state holidays)

    For BJers, of course, the highlight of August is National Mustard Day.

  71. 71.

    Just One More Canuck

    December 23, 2015 at 8:25 pm

    @Elizabelle: Thanks – almost missed it

  72. 72.

    jl

    December 23, 2015 at 8:55 pm

    @WaterGirl: No, I don’t know what you are talking about. Why are you surprised to see numerous references to groups of people who like gross things in BJ comments?

  73. 73.

    Matt McIrvin

    December 23, 2015 at 9:01 pm

    @Pogonip: Thurl Ravenscroft! Also heard singing the bass part on many classic Disney recordings; he’s usually impossible to miss.

  74. 74.

    Heliopause

    December 23, 2015 at 9:03 pm

    I’ll start believing in God just as soon as I get that damned Radio Flyer for Christmas. Hey, YHWH, Amazon will deliver in two hours. I’ve been waiting on you for 49 years. I get better service from Comcast.

  75. 75.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 23, 2015 at 9:05 pm

    @magurakurin:

    no holidays in June.

    You have something against Flag Day, commie?

  76. 76.

    Ruckus

    December 23, 2015 at 9:06 pm

    @efgoldman:
    Ha!

    Not having any kids or family, and being an atheist, I really don’t give two shits about xmas.
    But if someone demands that I say Merry Christmas, I oblige by adding an extra word. In the middle. It’s not considered a nice word by some. But if you say it in a happy tone and with a smile it stops them short.
    Merry Fucking Christmas.
    On the other hand I don’t give two shits if you believe with all your being that atheists are wrong and there is a god, as long as you have no need to inform me about it. I’m not going to tell you you’re wrong, I’m just going to change the conversation or leave.

  77. 77.

    Pogonip

    December 23, 2015 at 9:07 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: You did not come down like a ton of bricks. You offered a fact of which I was unaware. I love odd facts, historical and otherwise.

    If it makes you feel any better, the Indians had the last laugh on the Brits. Now whenever a Brit’s computer breaks down, he has to talk to someone in India! Ha!

    Unfortunately, so do I. Not that I have anything against people in India. But that person in India is being forced to stick to a script in a foreign language, which is taking up so much of his attention that he can’t concentrate on my problem.

    I also hate scripts that make the Customer Service Representative grovel. Some of that stuff’s inhuman.

    SERF: may I have your name?
    ME: Pogonip.
    SERF: Thank you for providing that information. Are you at 123 Frosty Lane in Grouchville?
    ME: Yup.
    SERF: Thank you so much for providing me with that information. How may I debase myself further?
    ME: Well, the fiddlywicket on the thingamabob doesn’t seem to be widdling properly, and–
    SERF: I am so sorry you are having that problem. I am so, so, so, sorry.
    ME: Well, can you send me a new fiddlywicket?
    SERF: No, I’m sorry, your fiddkywicket is 6 minutes out of warranty.
    ME: Thank you for providing me with that information. However, if you look at clause 6,443 (a) of the sales contract–
    SERF: Thank you for providing me with that information, but…

    …and on and on and on till I don’t know whether to yell at the poor humiliated slob or commiserate with him. Just let the person talk to me and fix my fiddlywicket!

  78. 78.

    Pogonip

    December 23, 2015 at 9:12 pm

    @NotMax: On which loyal readers build edible shrines to the Great Mustard God Cole and conduct the ceremonial Nude Mopping Session. Services end with the ceremonial dismissal: “I hate you all!”

    Since the Great Mustard God is an atheist, how does he explain his own existence?

  79. 79.

    Johnny Coelacanth

    December 23, 2015 at 9:52 pm

    @Pogonip: Where did anybody say anything like that? You act as if someone endorsed an electoral strategy of insulting Christians (when we all know that you can’t be President if you don’t kiss the bible) when, perhaps, they were merely expressing the frustrations of being atheist/agnostic/whatever else in a country where the large Christian majority pretends to be under attack. Maybe that’s what you’re not getting.

  80. 80.

    schrodinger's cat

    December 23, 2015 at 10:02 pm

    @Pogonip: Curzon’s words about India were prophetic

    As long as we rule India, we are the greatest power in the world. If we lose it, we shall drop straight away to a third-rate Power.

  81. 81.

    a different chris

    December 23, 2015 at 10:19 pm

    @Pogonip: Look, this isn’t complicated. The cries of ‘prayer shaming!!1’ the other week missed the point just like you are doing here.

    I don’t know where you live or what your neighbors are like, so maybe you really don’t know what it’s like in the less civilized parts of the country. And you don’t know what my neighbors are like. So I’ll try to make it really simple: A sincere ‘Merry Christmas!’ is absolutely fine. A belligerent ‘Merry Christmas, and if you don’t like it, maybe we should step outside, yeah?!’ is NOT fine. The second example is what I’m tired of putting up with.

  82. 82.

    PurpleGirl

    December 23, 2015 at 10:28 pm

    @magurakurin: One correction… The Puritans (and other Englishmen) didn’t have Christmas trees. The British Isles celebrated with burning Yule logs and decorated with pine boughs and holly. Christmas trees are a northern Germanic thing and were introduced to England by Queen Victoria when she began having them for her husband (the Prince Consort Albert) who was from Germany.

  83. 83.

    Lige

    December 24, 2015 at 1:19 am

    @Amir Khalid: Definitely not the case here in Kuala Lumpur – I think there are more Christmas decorations here than in most US cities. More elaborate too.

  84. 84.

    redshirt

    December 24, 2015 at 1:44 am

    Bah. Hamburg.

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